My Ex-Ex Wife Done Double Crossed Me Again "Original Song"

[VidiMeniVisi2]

:)) !

[Featureman]

@VidiMeniVisi2 Thanks.

[deanwill1949]

Wonderful! I shared your link with my parents, aged 86 and 87, they will love it? How do you do the chroma-key used in some of your videos? What is the best video program?

[Featureman]

@deanwill1949 Thank you. I use Magix Pro 14 which is no longer available, but Magix has improved software now. It is still low cost and does green and blue screen. Also Sony Vegas is good but a bit higher in price. Having a green screen is not real good unless you have multiple video tracks. Magix is my favorite.

[BigMikeLavelle]

lol i am 17 years old and this song and style is awesome

[Featureman]

@BigMikeLavelle Thank you very much.

[CzarinaLace]

You are awesome. There's simply nothing you can't do!

[Featureman]

@CzarinaLace Thanks. I am the world's worst baseball player.

[namekman01]

@Featureman no ur not, i just learned yesterday the bat isn't for throwing at the other team

[Featureman]

@namekman01 That sounds like a winning idea. Thanks.

[listeningcrow]

i have an evil ex that just double crossed me for the last time. She's getting a big dose of reality.

[vanityvideo]

haha awesome song :)

[Featureman]

@vanityvideo Thank you.

[SaintAnthonyOne]

They done stole your classic cars also. You poor guy.

[Featureman]

@SaintAnthonyOne They must have snuck up behind me. Thanks.

[namekman01]

never get tired of ur songs

[Featureman]

@namekman01 Thank you so much. I enjoy singing them.

[wmanger]

I like you featureman,your sooo funny!Long Live and more power..God Bless

[wmanger]

Hey featureman..watch your back!!Your cars are gone..geez hahaha..its funny

[Featureman]

@wmanger Thanks. I wonder where those cars went.

[JPRibner]

I like the song. Reminds me of the one I put up. LOL

[lunaticasai]

Awesome! cheers (I laughed at the removal of cars behind you,,,) I took em all!

[Featureman]

@lunaticasai Thanks. I enjoy doing the green screen videos.

[Yaggeth]

Hahaha, I watched this again and I laughed as hard, if not louder, as I did the first time. My favorite part is " My ex-ex-wife done double-crossed me again. I caught her in the arms of my pal, my buddy, my friend... Yeah... all three of them."

[Featureman]

@Yaggeth Thanks. This was fun to do.

[Toppitmanilikeit]

Excellent Tom! Always find your greatt sense of humour very entertaining....good one!!..........best wishes from Mike..............in England (as you may recall).

[Featureman]

@Toppitmanilikeit Thanks so much. It was fun to do this one. I hope you are having fun there.

[CJCProductionCo]

Haha

[Featureman]

@CJCProductionCo Thanks.

[recheveste31]

^_^ . . . . . . .

[SmokeAlchemist]

Nice Job! Keep it up.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I will keep having fun with the videos.

[Yaggeth]

Ha, made me laugh when I needed one. Thanks.

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[dawashel]

good song sir. keep up the good tunes. Ha i didn't realize the cars were miniature till the hand picked them up. Blew my mind.

[Featureman]

Thank you. This is one of my earlier uses of green screen.

[ThisIsMyDeen]

This is going to be my official valentine's day video for facebook :P

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[jokerstrikesback]

nice voice on "I do".

[Featureman]

Thanks. It sounds like some of the voices on customer support.

[TRSboy1995]

sorry let me reword that last comment is the house you rhouse  and cars is the backround or is the cars and the house and the cars the backround

[Featureman]

The porch is mine that the cars are sitting on but the houses are across the street. The model cars are on my porch sitting on a piece of styrofoam. I used the green screen for my singing part. Thanks.

[BenPersonIsCool]

The car idea was a GREAT idea, I'm using it for my videos, Thanks!

[Featureman]

Thanks. Have fun.

[Featureman]

I am standing in front of a green wall. I used the chroma key or green screen. The model cars are on my front porch. They are sitting on a piece of styrofoam that looks like a concrete parking lot. The background is just the houses nearby. Those are real birds tweeting. Thanks.

[TRSboy1995]

that would be nice i love this song because for some people it is so true

[Featureman]

Thanks. I got the idea for this song many years ago when a friend of mine remarried a lady he had divorced. She became his ex-ex-wife.

[TRSboy1995]

you are a cool man i wish you where my grandpa =}

[Featureman]

Thank you so much. We could guard the cars as a team. I don't know where they are going.

[TRSboy1995]

okay... you should put this song on a website that people can downlode them

[Featureman]

Thanks. I have some songs at CDBaby but I don't think this one is there. I shall have to check. If you have a PC the sound recorder would capture the audio in, I believe, MP3 format.

[slother187]

who are you?

[Featureman]

The ex of the ex ex.

[slother187]

im gonna touch your ex wife

[Featureman]

OK, if you are Ben or Ken or Sven or Len...

[jusnotes]

"but every dime i didn't have was mine" dude, i'm strictly hip hop almost and that is one of the best lines ever!

[Featureman]

Thank you. It was one of my favorite lines too. Hip hop has some good lines in some of the songs. Comedy still lives.

[AlexanderSimonelli]

hahaha =D. Your a good piano player cause u can sing and play. i play piano too on my channel, but its so hard to sing while playing

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[CatchTh3Wind]

This is so cool that a song from 30 years ago is so cool! This is awesome!

[Featureman]

Thanks. It is hard to believe it was so long ago.

[insolence75]

Great song!

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[jojack56]

seems like a fun song to play XD

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[jojack56]

nice work on songs and stuff :)

[Featureman]

Thank you. It is fun to make the videos.

[cptkathrynjaneway1]

omg that was such a great song! very funny and very well written well done :D

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[adollar4u]

Your ex-ex -wife? Does that mean - you had at least two wives? If so, how many exes did you have?

[Featureman]

Hi, thanks. No. Ex-ex wife is someone who used to be an ex wife. He remarries the same woman and she now becomes his ex-ex wife. I knew someone who remarried his first wife and that was how I came to write this.

[mesamike]

Haha! Great!

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[Bmayo27]

"I caught her in the arms of my pal, my buddy, and my friend....yeah, all three of them." What an awesome line! Great song! Great video! Keep up the good work!

[Featureman]

Thanks. The song fell together easily after I had the title.

[eyesblue100]

Hi Tom

great song!!! thanks  Bill

[Featureman]

Thanks. It was fun to do it.

[hoffmann9471]

This is a great song !

WUNDERBAR !!!

Many*

Onkel Pete

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[EdricODoom]

Man, I just love your stuff xD I can watch it all day.

[Featureman]

Thanks. I will try to keep making fun videos.

[EdricODoom]

I think I like the new vid the most. the um..."WC Fields meets Johnny Cash". Its awesome.

[Featureman]

Thanks. WC and Johnny were two of my favorites.

[EdricODoom]

Ya know, you should try to work up a cover of Cigarettes and Coffee Blues. I would have never heard it if it wasn't for your profile. Which version do you like? I was listening to Lefty Frizzell.

[Featureman]

I enjoy both but I prefer Marty Robbins. I always like his vocals and the piano work on Marty's version is so excellent. I never do any covers now for copyright reasons. I do only public domain and originals. Thanks though. I will practice that for some possible shows this Summer.

[paraply01]

This is very good. Catchy song!

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[Zjwaamseliedjes]

It`s a sad story

But I have to grin `bout it

cool, 5*

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[Keck]

I love this so much, I watch it all the time! I watch all of your zany songs, but this is my favorite

[Featureman]

Thanks. I like this one too because I like the old cars.

[BKWOP]

Heh nice I got a chuckle

[Featureman]

Thank you. I want to do some more green screen things with the toy cars. They look more real than the real cars.

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[ch4nn16]

this is great! good work, well done! x

[Featureman]

Thanks. It was fun to do it.

[pipmdirector]

love the way it flows :D

faved!

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[themegzuluv]

Feature man. I really Enjoyed this song it is vary Catchy and interesting. Thank you so much for posting this and please please keep up the good work.Thank you

If to respond please respond to Cbcrazynight. thanks again

[Featureman]

Thank you. I wrote the song long ago but the video is much more recent.

[Featureman]

Thank you so much.

[rosivert]

good video, cool song, very catchy, funny lyrics, good job! :-)

[Featureman]

Thank you very much.

[Sadyrak]

nice work man

[Featureman]

Thank you.

[Rknroll4life]

I have a question about the green screen, you recorded yourself infront of it, then one with the cars being taken away, then just filmed infront of some houses and merged the three clips?

[Featureman]

Hi. No. The toy cars and the houses in the background and people walking is not a green screen. That is one scene with the camera on my front porch. The toys are sitting on a styrofoam board that looks like a driveway. The camera is a couple of inches from the cars and a long way from the houses. Look also at the video response. It also uses a forced perspective that fools the viewer. I and my keyboard are in front of a green screen but that is all.

[dragonmana15]

to complicated

[KaronTheDooDad]

Ey, Tom, you are cool, heard about you from Edric0Doom(Joker to me). Only if other elders where like you, eh?

Karon The Doo-DaD

[Featureman]

My generation needs to splash some cold water on themselves every now and then. Thanks. I enjoy having fun.

[EdricODoom]

I love this xD

[Featureman]

Thank you. It was fun to do.

[THEOLDCHARRO]

hi tom

great very very good i liked how the cars disappeared

vic

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[KrisGravity]

after the episode with tex u should have known better than hanging out with guys who's name rhyme with 'again' ...

[KrisGravity]

what are the chances on the dude bein' named 'tex' ... how 'bout that :)

[lilleypants]

Lol.Excellent!

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[smok3yjoint]

play it again sam.

[Garizel]

This is AWESOME

[SamanthaxSacrifice00]

I Love It. ! :D

My Pappy used to sing and play guitar in his spare time.

I miss him a lot. ):

[beacherry]

you are funny ! and great singing, love the bird sounds behind!

[commandopants]

loved it fella

[lochomi]

yeah ur great i was just recently watchin ur video for the beginners and i'm planning on getting a piano so i could practice on it...thank you so much!

[Cliffbrock]

HAHAHA---Great !

[boringassjob]

ah brilliant

[fullmetaljacket76]

what do you use to edit ur videos? this was reallycool with the happenings in the background!

[Featureman]

Hi. I use a very low cost video editor called Magix Movie Edit Pro 2004. They do not make it now but they have more updated versions of Magix. Many editors do green screen chroma key effects. Thanks.

[fullmetaljacket76]

gee thanks thats helpful

[Inky261]

Great drama in real live. I love it and it is so melodious! Hi from Germany!

[gunblade64]

You should be famous.. good steady voice, and not bad at all on the keyboard.

in "i want more porn" your also playing guitar.

Young of spirit not to forget!!

.. yup, you should be famous :)

[deboeahshasha]

WOW YOU ARE FANTASTIC SING BRILL AND PLAY THE PIANO BRILL AND THE SONG IS SO FUNNY I JUST LOVE IT LOVE TO YOU FROM IRELAND WEE DEBORAH XOXO 10S**********s to you

[Featureman]

Thanks a lot.

[MikeSarno]

All three of them! Brilliant!

[Featureman]

Thanks.

[0hikarisora0]

May you post some lyrics? it sounds like a fun song to sing

[rita416]

wow man i dont think ive ever been so entertained...thanks ol'man yo made my year!..0:45 - 0:50 and 2:05 - 2:12..legendary!CANADA loves you man!

[LickMahBalls]

Omg, you are the greatest old man EVER!!!

You are soooo funny

and you sound quite allot like good ol' Johnny C!

Rest his soul..

[Featureman]

Thanks. It is fun to be old. I can get away with lots of stuff.

[mpmangion]

Hahaaha so good! You have an excellent voice and such a catchy piano melody. I love it!

[Prometheus494]

oh I get the feeling I'm just repeating myself... but at least really like your voice..

Way to go!

[RoxonPL]

good ;) 5

[Jenluvsthenuge]

Dude, where's your cars!

[Featureman]

Dang. They stole 'em again. I wonder how they do it.

[thewriter32148]

GREAT! You should send it to CMT! Its as good a country song as they come! Good Luck. Keep writing and singing 'em!

[ddub1981]

You're great I can't get enough!!! Thanks Featureman

[blueice440]

i think u a good singer

[BetitoSoft69]

jajajajajajaja great song!

[JoadJoVae]

Awesome! All I have to say is awesome. I love your voice and songs!

[Talexa66]

Nice! I thnk you lost some cars there along with that double crossing ex! But you have a great singing voice!

[Lacky143]

i absolutley love it! i love writing original comedy songs and ur a huge inspiration!

[taragolden]

cute

[ModestGal]

You are one original man for YouTube! That's what it is all about here.

[hopeemch]

Tom, you belong on Prairie Home Companion. That would give those who think radio is as much technology as they care to master I chance to hear you. Believe GK holds open auditions. Go for it!

And thanks for sharing your talent with the world.

[heavdog]

You rock my socks!

[missyouhoo]

go head old man

[globalforce]

man, if I had a grandpa like that...

[SurferRosa79]

ditto

[lovncountry]

Haha, agreed!

[29thCavScout]

wish I had a grandpa like that

[drfink222]

Oh my, you are definitely one of the best original musicians on youtube!

[1nirvan1]

Couldn't agree more!

[ExperimentsinHonesty]

Interesting, that you put more work into this video than the "More Porn" and "Don't tase me bro" videos and those are more compelling. Says something about this medium I think. Great job none the less.

[sinkambala]

lol

[nuckles007]

hahahaha... great song

[FantasticOrgasmic123]

You're pretty awesome for an elderly person!

My god i wish i was related to you. ;.;

[dummy1977]

same here.. i can't believe some of these arrogant kids commenting on some of the other videos. I guess I don't know what it's like to be raised on yu-gi-oh! though. :x

[thetruejaneysue]

Funny Funny Stuff!!

[poker14]

.!.

[BeautyasAshesFall]

period, exclamation point, apostrophe... hehehe <3!

[sardynox]

ut oh... keep an eye on dose cars :)

[scriptum60]

Bhahahaha!

5/5

[rpbraziliansinger]

Fantastic!!

You're a great pianist and singer!!

[MonkeylessJohn]

I think you are the funniest guy on this planet!!!

And more than a little talented too

[RashtraVishnu]

Great use of Chroma Key!

[mudstud05]

Man that's F'ing great..I love it..Screw your Ex Wife..Sounds like quit a few has anyways..haha..J/K..I feel your pain..

[jcphoto]

hahahahahahaha awesome.