I BROKE THE RULES!!!

[Arquillian]

Guac rocks my Cock!

I want kettle corn. I don't think you can get it in Australia and i'd love to try all the flavours.

Guess i could order online??

Love your video's Courtney, you're funny and just have a great personality from what I can see.

Keep Vlogin' ya Log off and I promise I will continiue to watch

xo

[NEtripleS]

FRUIT ORGY!!!! LOL. I like grapples... A mix of apples and grapes.

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

woow all of a sudden there's all these people in your house. Courtney, you gotta a lot of explaining to do.

[rockandrollyourworld]

there plums duh



[eggroll9000]

ಠ_ಠ

You're very... anal.

[bjay1986]

''that felt good going down my throat''  oh my dirty mind ^^

[DeathByConfession]

Thumbs up if you've had a tonsillectomy!!!

[MangoMustang]

Does she know Nova their the same

[sohowstheweather123]

that is probably the cutest little girl i've ever seen, she's going to be so beautiful when she grows up!

[lifelessIMMORTAL]

@SuicideWaffle oh. thats a face????

[spnwinchester2]

oh god 4chan, you'v made me kill ANOTHER innocent bystander.

[666SLAY3R666]

3:50

Fuck this cunt OP...Who let this bitch out of the kitchen?

[camarPL]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

2:00 - average joe, not bad

[UltimateWalrus]

jesus christ, what a cunt

who let her out of the kitchen

[BRp4e]

Didn't even chuckle at your attempt of humour, put the cock back in your mouth please and thank you.

[YouGotVloged]

You remind me of shane dawson. Shanaynay all day!

[MultiMoo101]

yo bitch, get back in yo unicorn suit.

[DomOne8]

that view is like the one i have from my house, but with Wales on the other side >:(

[kenstheman01]

Your look amazing courtney, love your new hair cut.. brb gotta clean off my keyboard now >;)

[biatch0706]

I like your hairrrr

[thechapstickedxwoman]

Kitty!

[Sophierules9]

thnx my friend like pluots and we were trying to find out wat to things aare combind in

[mmmitch643]

Awww that little girl has the prettiest eyes ever

[TheKMills11]

i love the location of your house. lake erie is awesome!! my cousins live there

[TheKMills11]

do u straighten your hair?

[TheKMills11]

peach and kiwi - piki

[IemonandIime]

1:08 that's what she said

[SharkiePKer]

You are so beautiful :) mehehe

[iintoyou]

pretty nice haircut

[ExTSUReSHOTz]

2:17 Sounds like a Russian brand...

[kenadull]

lol .... "Lance Armstrong and I are pretty close, although.... i have two balls" ... love it

[BollyWoodSuperFan]

I want to fuck her. But because of her brain.

[alonfn2]

its called tossing the fruit salad

[BollyWoodSuperFan]

@alonfn2 looooooooove it

[dethkiller2013]

have you ever had white chocolate mised with chex mix???? It sounds gross but the salty and sweet just .... YUM!

[Blakeee2012]

5:06 her eyes melt my soul

[musimich]

2:18 Cuuuuute!

[chrystaldawn237]

I have a GIANT fig tree and ALL of them are dry.

[LittleMizzNutcaSe]

that little girl is gunna grow up to be stunning O__O her eyes, her face...kay i'll stop being a creeper now i was just taken back by her beauty is all lmao. but her eyes were a lot like the cats haha

[julio1234356]

mexicans rule

[GrUmPy2x3]

i wish watermelon and melons soo they could be watermmeelloonn

[elimpoulsen]

Love From Denmark :)

[MrCaptaincrimson]

wow your funny :)

[fagwatcher]

"That actually felt good going down my throat."

oh...

[Itsvivixoxo98]

Haha

[PDRJournals]

i wish kiwis and strawberries would get it on

[ScrawnyNoMore]

how is it that you have like under 40k views on ur vids, yet you drive lambos and bentleys??! trust fund kids!

[courtneypants]

@ScrawnyNoMore huh?

[ScrawnyNoMore]

@courtneypants 0:00 to 2:00, your car is most def an exotic car. haha, yes i was being sarcastic.

[GoPila1989]

some funny stuff.. great faces..youre fucking hot..

[HelloImFromNorway]

OMG! Ur hair is so short now :(

[yodaddyxx]

try mixing shit and an apple, it's called a crapple and it tastes like shit

[courtneypants]

@yodaddyxx hahahahaha

[buzzzmade]

breaking rules is dangerous :P

xoxo

[kyledbz]

i have a crush on you... im sorry

[duhhspammerx3]

either way, she'll be playing w/ tiny white balls. LOL. (x

[diegovecova]

4:27 Hot Guy :P

[shortmatt21]

nice haircut, you are beautiful :)

[supersm00th1]

1:07 thats wat she said

[supersm00th1]

1: 07 thats wat she said

[wowvivienne]

ok, so taste aside, if a starfruit makes out with a kiwi, they're going to give birth to baby furry stars with a new zealand accent

[tarshad60]

What is the contest

[flyingbrad]

"Ava Jolie" is SOOOOOO CUTE AWWWW

[lsnook]

R U GOIN TO BE @ ViDCON Yo!?

(notice the proper and quite skilled use of internet language.)

[lsnook]

@lsnook okay sorry. you answered that questoin. (notice the incorrect spelling of question . . I am an internet baller)

[tehchickster]

i hate that kind of kettle corn

XP

[LilMissAnn7]

Strawpples!!

[wowvivienne]

I'd love to be excited about the contest too but I have no idea. Can somebody please fill me in?

[BryceThomaggity]

Papaya and Green Apples. I don't know why, but they both are derlesh!

[TheBubblez11]

PLAYING ON WHITE BALLS I GET IT LOL

[skinnyjeens101]

have u ever had a grapple? a grape apple

[PixyInPanic]

you are so cute :) i love you

[xILoveTaylorLautnerx]

That little girl has the most beautiful blue eyes I've ever seen! :D

[TheSwineofGod]

Shaycarl, drive blogs!!!! Tell him to stop before he wrecks while the children-tards are in the vehicle. Please and thank you.

[RockTilThelight]

I <3 you Courtney! haha

[fatmatt9423]

pineapple and mango

[Ponder72FB]

Your new haircut is purty. Just sayin. ;D

[RawrRockStar24]

Why do you know so many midgy kids?? O.o

[JateMaster]

I want one of those muffins... It's like carrot cake and ginger ale mixed yumm...

[trip6chik]

@khake21 you're unoriginal. you're not even good at being a hater. fail

[divinemilkman]

ive seeen this

y upload it again u view whore

[kaitonkam92]

If princesstard does youtube when she's an adult i expect her to be exactly like courtney and to look like courtney :P

[StructuralDefect]

Don't follow the same route as House with the Vicodin :P

[BeniPAK]

Dear CortneyPants, I love your channel and you. I think you should just ignore haters... because Haters gonna Hate.

X.

Kisses Me

[cakeisbetterthenfish]

i thought they were aprplots

[paulkn6]

@khake21 u mad?

[rjbrozov]

Tablespoon of ground flax seed every day to keep it flowing

[awsomo41]

thumbs up if you saw the gay grandma in the window at 0:39

[Maxterpad]

@khake21 Do you know you don't have to watch this?

[HelloImUpsidedown]

that little girl is sooo beautiful!

[JoVaLu88]

Oh snap I just realized I wasn't subscribed to you..lol..I was like why isn't she in my sub box

[MrBobopedic]

what i hate about cute youtubers is i know ill probly never meet them:(

[ThisClayMer]

@courtneypants If you're happy, i'm happy h he

[smurfsonparade]

good luck wit the creepers at vidcon. your gonna need it after reading some of these comments

[RYDERkN]

Banorange, i want to eat a banorange

[robair9911]

why you care so much bout fiber?

[missyxxmischa]

you look good with ur new haircut!

[Celinabina]

You should do a (serious) vlog about your tonsillectomy expierience..as I might too have to get mine removed.

[uallsuckass123]

4:23 hahahaha

[lemar012197]

are you going to comic-con ?

[JMMT7022801]

Courtney's YouTube subscribers are about as arrogant and conceited as she is.

What's with the impressionable idiots on YouTube leaving all these nasty comments on my profile? What the fuck did I say or do to them?

[IRimaJ]

@JMMT7022801 wow, why do have to be so rude? if you dont like her then dont watch her videos. and people are leaving those comments because of your mean comments to courtney, soo just stop and get over it.

[basketball4life58964]

your haircut is pretty. :)

[joemyersjr]

your constipated from vicodin.......

[courtneypants]

@joemyersjr believe it or not, vicodin has somehow improved my digestive tract, which is beyond bizarre...

[ZWarrior006]

@courtneypants that's cause vicodin's the s**t! I mean Dr. House loves it!

[blc341]

@courtneypants percs work better for the constipation

[Adammusicny]

Hey courtney !hey Courtney !... I wish it was friday everyday Plus your house n backyard are huge (just sayin)

[jakestarr27]

They're Pluots =] lol your such a dork I freakin love you.

[xemnas11]

when I read the title for the video I immediately thought "Now i'll pull out all your pubic hair....you mutha fucka.."

[FloodTheStreets]

your hair looks cuuute :}

[jamesduffield]

1:07 That's what she said...

[itstinyt]

What is the style of your hair now? :)

[mkolaj]

Ok i know you will get mad that i'm asking this but WTF is kettle corn? Is it like pop corn?

[Sallumbo]

Your Videos are always fun and entertaining!

Too many creeper creeps creeping all up on your crepes, but you deflect those horny dummies rather bluntly! Keep it up Courtney! :D

[BlHu3894]

Courtney, ur so beautiful, funny and unicorny hahahaha, but ur really awesome

[HillaryTarrant]

what do you turn into once the sun goes down?

[sequencius]

I got an idea for a new video for you:

eat a banana... without chewing.

[LbrkProd]

hey courtney!

so now that i know that you read the comments I want to tell you you´re so hot.. im from mexico, maybe i´ll se you at vidcon? im going!

[Iatemyhearthstone]

miss u grandmapants

[boom87462]

@JMMT7022801-i dont understand how shes arrogant. i know some pretty arrogant people, and she acts nnothing like them, go take your shit somewhere else and be an immature coward hiding behind your technology and stop wasteing our god damned time that we could be using to watch more so called ''arogant'' videos. oh yeah, and find a better comeback please, that was funny once, but when you repeat tv shows to insult others, your just prooving your existance is even more irrelevant than before.

[xCookiexMonsterx15]

Its my birthday rite now :D i jus turned 16

[MrDamnS]

@xCookiexMonsterx15 congrats!

[MrEsuncin]

There's a WHITE girl in front of us.

[shukka667]

@bigzabra500 It's not just youtube.  Its the jews and the nwo controlling all the media and controlling all the media money. The vloggers are all just their puppets that keep you distracted while they control everything. :;/

[camero2596]

not only do i love guacamole but i also think  your an amazing singer!

[haiizjillian]

@courtneypants i <3 you and your videos so much. and i love that you're this pretty girl that isn't afraid to talk about 'poopty poopty' and all that stuff. i also love that you reply to comments because it shows that you actually give a fuck about your viewers.there's nobody else on youtube like you which is even another reason why i <3 you. for every douchebag hater there is for this video(which seems to have more than usual), there's like a bazillion that will defend you all the way<3

[TheAbrahadabra]

poop

[javi001mia]

I want to put kettle corn in your vagina and have you pop 'em in my mouth.

[spikedudej]

What is it with you and fiber? Do you have special dietary needs? I'm just curious.

[TakerXL00]

@HelenaDarkness I did go tell him to stop the fight... oh wait, I blocked him.

[NeonGirl29]

um just saying PAPPLES= pear+apple plus as an added bonus and I'm not sure why the couple name sounds kinda dirty. waddup with that right??

[SportLifeOrange]

pineapple and apples should have babys, they would be called...yeah well pineapples

[Matson2010]

LOLOLOL Was that a kitty?!??!?

[colleenhilton]

prunes are little plums, prune plums. they're small and really purple.

[kylestephenson94]

1:05 ill tell you what else feels goo going own your throught and that'll be the corniest

(is that the right spelling) haha

[zombiesrule2323]

3:08 awwwwww! cutest kitty ever!

[sensorlzz]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO COURTNEY. JUST BE LEAVE IF YOU DONT LIKE HER. I MEAN I DONT KNOW WHY YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HER, WE NEED MORE VLOGGERS LIKE HER

[lupiemelly14]

Glad to see you're feeling better:)

[JMMT7022801]

@courtneypants Gee, I would love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

I'm unsubscribing to your lame-ass channel. GOODBYE!!!

[courtneypants]

@JMMT7022801 okay, i'll miss you so much. BYE!

[ItsNotColdEnough]

@JMMT7022801 When in doubt quote Stewie Griffin. Youtube is hard.

[ninhbac04]

@JMMT7022801 Why do you have to announce you're unsubscribing retard? Just do it bitch!

[eriky326]

@JMMT7022801 Pretty much only cool people are welcomed to the Shaytard's house and I've seen her there a few times. Therefore she must be pretty cool too.

[RawrRockStar24]

@JMMT7022801 DICKFACE :)

[duckyninja14]

I love your hair. It looks really good on you!

[JMMT7022801]

@courtneypants Why do you have to be so fucking stuckup to people? Can't we be more respectable to one another?

How old are you anyway? 17-18? The constant poopty poopty talk is pretty lame. How about we talk about something else for a change? Besides, this fiber, probiotic shit's for old folks, lol!

[courtneypants]

@JMMT7022801 When have I ever replied to someone in a stuck-up fashion? If I were arrogant, then I wouldn't even reply to people. In fact, this will be my one moment of arrogance, I have no idea why I'm giving you the time of day. This is my channel so I'll say and do what I want. Go make your own videos if you want to critique mine. Good day, sir.

[TheMacke95]

@courtneypants Dont bother about them haters Courtney, haters gonna hate *sigh*

[chescaleigh]

@courtneypants dats right!

[HistoryLubber]

@courtneypants omg Courtney....my balls are sweating so bad right now. TAKE ME!

[JMMT7022801]

@NigelBedwickFilms The Penthouse Letters forum is that-a-way ------------->

[squeezer24]

i thought prunes were dried dates...

[juancho4life]

If i see you at vidcon can i hump the air with you? ;P

[courtneypants]

@juancho4life i love me some quality air-humpin!

[andres0047]

strawbernana and grapple :D

[GregSK8Emerica]

i heard kettle corn makes your balls smaller

[courtneypants]

@GregSK8Emerica well then you heard incorrectly. 

[juancho4life]

@GregSK8Emerica You obviously have not seen @courtneypants videos! This chick has more balls than most guys I know.

[43018nat]

oh my gosh! courtneypants i LOVE you! <3 i want to go to vidcon sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo bad but i CANT! @#$^^&&*&&&* :((((((( anyway< i love you!

[angandnap]

Hello Courtney...remember me? I was the one who posted on your video and channel, looking for subsribers (thank you by the way) and I said "subbing is incouraged"??? You are so cool and we would love it if you gave us a shout out....we need it and would love it. THX *kiss, kiss*

[iamjennat]

your hair is so short!

[bergerbeats]

i <3 pooping

[JennyPennyXP]

@bergerbeats omg me 2!

[Manutheknight]

I don't know if you watch Harry Potter, but Malfoy's wand is made from Unicorn hair....i just thought you should know... D:

[buzzzmade]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

cute

[lexielikesthecheddar]

Ava is such an adorable little girl!

[mihai3094]

courtney I love you:*:*:D