Vic Reeves - Jordan's Boobs

[FarTooHairy]

0:26 AND PAUSE



[lowestoftbus]

Eric Morecambe :P

[cannoir]

To me she was the fittest english chick evaaarrrr !!!!

[redzer06]

I would only fuck her if I beat her to death first

[boobsnexplosions]

@redzer06 you've got issues

[redzer06]

@boobsnexplosions and some tissues for my issues

[jamescoole]

She's just... ew.

[Spore6001]

Sorry Jordan but why else would you make them that big if NOT to make people look at them?

[FMTCH]

I love it when women flaunt their cleavage then get outraged when men notice their breasts

[legokid5872]

@scitish34 theyre fucking joking

[petersims411]

meh, she looks hot there

[SuperflyVII]

she actually looks hot there

[madandywalks]

@SuperflyVII  Really..? Sad...

[amorporadriana]

yeahh

[baileybobs81]

hmmmm paid loads of money for massive boobs which is the only reason she is famous and she tells them off for looking!? yeh right

[MrPencilcup]

Boobs are for gay peeple

[supersesqui]

@MrPencilcup

and spellcheckers are for people that...........Well you get my drift ?

[potsdampuppe]

phantastisch Jordan's Boobs ! sehr lecker .... very nice good video !!

[cannoir]

@potsdampuppe  "phantastisch" ? lol! Du scherzkeks

[41realdeal]

this busty slut is kinda cute

[Zoras88]

@41realdeal yeah i don't know what's wrong with these blind people on the internet.

[Zoras88]

damn, she's bigger than Dolly!

[BishopBasher92]

haha. boobs.

[purbeckprospector]

@0.30 masonic handshake?

[sirbestnameever]

ha her baby is a fat fuck

[fatg1t]

"Oy shu up you two". She used to be really pretty externally when she modelled in 'The Sun' newspaper. Now she is the complete opposite. Now she is truly an ugly, vile, disgusting, plastic bint! And she's also really ugly on on the inside too!

[googly1245]

thumbs up if you searched boob and clicked on the first vid

[foopeas]

Top knockers

[zarkbot88]

God bless you Jonathan Ross for introducing your fellow countrymen to Vic and Bob

Sincerely,

An American V+B fan

[coltsuperocean10]

....why is that talentless whore on TV? she needs fucking shooting!! Waste of space just like like those others evil bitches Katona and Goody!!

[TheLKline]

There is no way Jordan (in this clip) can be called ugly. And I bet 99% of the people abusing her in this thread would do almost anything to f**k her.

[StevieStickman]

@TheLKline stfu.

[TheLKline]

@StevieStickman Thank you for that contribution. Your family must be very pleased with your education.

[StevieStickman]

@TheLKline stfu.

[Mrmatchfit23]

i still would, even if she is a manipulative bitch

[lowtalkerr]

@Mrmatchfit23 Oh ofc i'd fuck her. But i would simultaneously punch her to death.

[buggerbilly]

She was always an ugly slapper. Now she's a haggard ugly slapper, having shown herself up as the selfish, repugnant fame-whore she is.

[Hartebreaker84]

What happened to her! She was so much better years ago!

[petarphyle]

her womb is a retard roulette,do u really wanna play?

[AICabal]

I wouldn't piss on that nasty slut.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@AICabal that's very commendable of you, i would.

[YellingInMyEar]

@AICabal so would you piss on a pleasant slut instead?

[hanghoodiescum]

minge lol

[hanghoodiescum]

al bet you could park a hummer up jordans with all the cock shes had

[EpicPoseidonBeard]

LOLOLOLOLOLO

[KurtCobainof21]

She looks hot in this but usually not so much

[peaco1000]

And people say that shes an example of female power. Give me a break.

[MrMcBambi]

They're milking it! nah not really

[sadtechie]

Hilarious!!!! ROFL.

[IraCaelum]

Thumbs up for poor grammar and judgemental comments!!

[shakercoola]

Ross went too far really...as usual.

[DrThorpeLee]

Watch at 0:27 over and over. The masonic technique is a good example in this. First the clasp like a normal person would do, then the altered position and a small shake, saying the actual hell-o.

[ElsolraSaul]

@DrThorpeLee I spotted that too!!! Now I know why ross is paid so much

[lep04ivp]

@DrThorpeLee omg! yes, I should pay more attention, wow. They are everywhere

[videogamenostalgia]

@DrThorpeLee If that were the case, then Vic Reeves must be the master mason- because his thumb is in the position only the master mason uses when shaking hands.It's just a coincidence- why would they do it on an awards ceremony broadcasted across the country?

[DrThorpeLee]

Watch at 0:29 over and over. The masonic technique is a good example in this. First the clasp like a normal person would do, then the altered position and a small shake, saying the actual hell-o.

[geeziz53]

what piece of useless shit for brains jordan is

[toddy939]

not with yours and mines clean

[06james]

I know shes a dumbshit and all, but christ almighty get a load of those big fleshy boobies, the caveman inside me cannot resist.

[shaunb1973]

soapy tit wank would be nice

[Blofeld67]

@shaunb1973 What, with Jonathan Ross?!

[gawagney]

She really is a dumb, self-centered, uncouth bint. Peter 'Mr. Talent' Andre should consider himself, and all that've gone before him, lucky to be out of the vicinity of the ridiculous woman. Even HE doesn't deserve HER, and that's saying something.

[bobokk]

Who seriously likes fake tits??

[boobsnexplosions]

@bobokk I like them all. I also like fake explosions

[UnyieldingDefiance]

Whats the fucks with her hair, looks like she rubbed a pound of bacon greese into it.

[buchan2]

lmao!

[thomsonfly645k]

i didn't really get the cantelope bit

[j4ck50n93]

@thomsonfly645k Canteloup is a type of melon. and "Melons" is slang for breasts.

[thomsonfly645k]

@j4ck50n93 now i see i knew melons was slang for breasts

[19630541]

All boobs and no brains

[Michaellxxx]

what a slapper that jordan...

[thomsonfly645k]

They're fucking huge

[pcvideogamer]

I hope she's enjoying the profits from all those 26p a day Indian workers making her fucking perfume...

[randomcheesecake555]

:L respect!

[joemcm1]

check out a vid-zx84 englands hall of fame-shades of vic and bob?

[Shonkyboi]

i'd fucking rag her senseless - then tell her to remember shes a leech

[Professor6871]

It should of been Vic Reeve and his's dumb bitch.

[oismackhead]

lol legend!

[moonmatter]

reeves is a cross between terry wogan and a talentless hampster

[123lolzxx123]

oh my god how young does J.R look?

[Neod4000]

wooo disturbed rock

[peteman143]

@Neod4000

you do know that was limp bizkit?

[rosscore]

You identified a shit band as another shit band, fail.

[tabitha501]

Why does she coyly cover her breasts when she

1. Paid to have silicone in them

2. Wore a revealing top to the ceremony.

Her entire raison d'etre is big boobs.

[tegid699]

true!

[malcolmyui]

sexist

[nickylx]

dude, get a sense of humour

[PissCloud]

Well, that's a good question, but she's probably massively insecure about them, hence the massive implants..

(I never use the word 'hence', dunno if that's correct)

[MrGary66]

Bring back Benny Hill

[itstherevolution]

ah man she used to be err fitter back then, with the smaller boobs though

[wwe697]

when jordan walks down the steps , her boobs bounce, its great.

[aboualrim1980]

go to 1:03 anyone noticed anything?

[ashliski]

Yeah the video ends?

[aboualrim1980]

I actually meant 0:30

[ashliski]

No, what are you talking about?

[thevalhallaexpress]

Jorden. What a waste of space!

[Professor6871]

@thevalhallaexpress Yeah and waste of good oxgen as well.

[Spartan54232]

her tits are WAY too big like not sexy anymore

[benjamingelad]

she's such a dog

[mhtsos12]

Lol "the pair of us..."

[hemingway2407]

the least she could of done was wack 'em out

[jamesmetalguitar777]

i would happily fuck her silly lol

[MLeyden91]

HAHA BITCH

[PeteGeeza86]

Horrible woman....but would happily take a tit wank off her.....

[Professor6871]

@PeteGeeza86 How much afterwards would  you pay her a tener or fiver for that wank off?

[jarvinator100]

@PeteGeeza86 i think every bloke in england agrees with you my friend

[todd14millward]

LMAO

Katie Price isn't really that hot tbf

[MrSoprano0125]

vic weeves lulz

[04faddy06]

she could swollow mine anytime

[andersanio]

lmao!

[Whatever322k]

i must keep looking!!!! AGhhh! lol

[krimbojojo]

think she's fuck ugly really, then she opens her mouth and she's common and stupid as dog shit

[JPdab]

@krimbojojo but ya wouldnt tell her to get off if u woke up and she was bouncin on ur dick

[DietDrMario]

@krimbojojo Common? Isnt that just a sweeping term for working class...Paul merton,Tommy Cooper,Billy Connely and Frankie Boyle are all "common" does that make them bad?

[DavieSilva23]

@krimbojojo Totally agree but I would still love a try.

[EpicGirlatUWF]

Oh, I get it. It is funny to humiliate and sexually harass a woman. Wait, no, not funny.

[McBane10]

but she's not just 'a woman'. you say that as if she's your average everyday person. well she's not. she's already humiliated herself by getting her baps out in front of the world and showcasing herself in the way that she has, so don't be so quick to defend her

[NPjazzsaxmusic]

The point is that she has no discernable talent, the only reason she is presenting a British comedy award is because she showed off her enhanced chest to the world, In many people's opinion, inlcuding my own, she doesn't deserve to be up there. If people are willing to sell their body to make millions of pounds, they should have to deal with a certain amount of ridicule, hence...

[NPjazzsaxmusic]

.. why you don't see porn stars presenting these awards. its not as if she couldn't have just got an average job, despite her low IQ, and eanred an average wage.

[EpicGirlatUWF]

There is a difference between being ridiculed and harassed. Every woman has the right to dress as they please without unwanted sexual attention thrust upon. She was clearly uncomfortable with it.

[GazDM666]

I'm always doing that! It's so embarrasing to then find out they were raped. Boy was my face red.

[xdir]

She is a nobody but for her boobs, you cannot seek out fame & attention by exposing your breasts then cry sexual harrassment when they are noticed.

[Gellis2009]

@xdir to be fair she was becoming very famous before she got the boobs done. a proper good model. I really liked her when i was younger. now she is just a joke

[paulhunter123]

@Gellis2009 i hate how every day i have to see her face and a bullshit headline about her fake exsistence

[MattyLeeschl0ng1990]

@xdir you should be a lawyer for sex offenders. you put together a mighty arguement sir/madam

[cottonwhiskersuk]

If you knew just how much £££ she's gotten for being sexually harassed, you might just be singing a different tune.

[EpicGirlatUWF]

Actually I wouldn't. The fact that this was public sexual harassment, and clearly unwelcome, just adds to the normative nature of sexual politics.

[mbizzle27]

These shows are rehearsed before taping so its not like she didn't know they were going to be that way. Its all part of her act and honestly she is asking for it by getting that ridiculous boob job. Women who are born with naturally large breasts have every right to feel harassed, but not women who do this for attention.

[Professor6871]

@mbizzle27 I agree Jordan deserves all she gets the dumb slut.

[cheekysausage]

She gets her tits out for money. She can't choose where and when she wants people looking at them if she goes around with them hanging out all the time.

[FulchesterUnited]

I'd love to see Vic Reeves as Eric Morecambe in a bio type show...