My breakfast is better than yours.

[ORGANIK14]

you fuckin chickn nugget head toupee

[aaron4024]

my bacon is better than yours way better

BACON BACON BACON YYYYYUUUMMM

[dethklok6511]

Now put in 2 packs of bacon, 1/2 lb of ham, then wrap it up in the tortilla.

[XxKuRoTsUbAsAxX]

I skipped to the end, saw the cat, and then I looked back at the title.....

[dielon312312]

oh... my... god...

[Baconishealthy]

bacon is better mmmmmmmm.......bacon

[mattsworld321]

Fuck all the haters. You hippie fucks dont know whats good for ya. I bet this tastes like a fuckin orgasm in your mouth and stomach. Fuck tree huggers...Breakfast of champions right here.

[GothNeko666]

it's like a fucking breakfast casserole from heaven. REAL FOOD IS MIXED TOGETHER, NOT SEPERATED

[pantherNJOH]

love child of billy mayes and seth rogen

[scizophrenicpanda]

...I'm going to go eat a nice, fresh, organic hippie salad now.

[medeableu]

I bet your colon hates you

[PopyseedStudios]

That looks REALLY good.

[mrpancakes420]

you make it because you got raped in halo... so your going to rape your intestines trying to shit this out??

im not understanding something... :S

[EASYTIGER10]

It looks like breakfast AFTER you brought it up again

[Newbpwng]

ugh this thing isnt even edible seriously i woulnt touch it

[aziaone]

real man's breakfast.

[warrkrymez]

That looks like shit, and you think you're a good cook?

[Iloved1stgrade]

Looks like your face! LOLOLOL!!!

[ccrraazzyypoop]

fuck you piece of shit. you should give me some

[DopeSick408]

Oh, so that's why you're fat.

[curlytop3001]

Please note: this should be consumed with NO LESS THAN 20oz of strong-brewed coffee per serving. Thus truly making it the breakfast of the gods. Also, thanks for the recipe!

[SophieSheepShagger]

you should post your recipes :)

[eskopwnzyou]

oh jesus tittyshitting christ wobblebottom, you're fucking awesome.

i want some, now. next stop: america.

[Gunfulker27]

god damn.

[haahaanotfunibetch]

Lol WOWWZZERSH...Everyone makes That shit Often....

[haahaanotfunibetch]

Lol

[Heroslayer5]

That looks so good, that it makes me want to shoot myself in the head. Not kidding.

[igoogle5]

?????????????????????????

[ultimatenerd22]

i ate that at boy scout camp and it gave me the shits

[ultimatenerd22]

but it tasted good

[bridgesfu]

yuck!

[MoRgUe27]

oh my god, real food is so fuckin awesome

[TonkatrainHONKHONK]

hehe, i make that allot =P

[Jlewis77986]

Will you be my granola girlfriend? :D

[gmoney101392]

damn that does look delicious

[jdcool038]

....isnt that just an omlet?....not very original.

[weetodded123]

dude, how do you put that together, just scramble the eggs and cook the sausage separate then put it together w/ the cheese. or do you just cook it all together?

[guatedude13]

o_O fuck dude....after eating that good stuff....how long do you sit on the toilet?

[e3IZrZ]

Tired it 25 minutes, thats with hot sauce.

[douchebag79]

disgusting!!

[jaymesk8]

i want some of that for fuck sakes

[xThoughtControl]

dude whats ur gamertag ill play u in halo nd kick ur ass lol jk but i will play wit u mines xthoughtcontrol so add me

[brownosito53]

hell yea the more fat the better haha

[MouthfulOfBrains]

you deffinitely look and sound just like Seth Rogan from Pineapple Express

:D

you should make a video acting like him.

[Chrisattack7]

You remind me of Jack Black.

But you're awesome. :D

[Nuse17]

deliciosity?! LOL...

Uhhmm.... Aside from your HUMOURosity.. your indifference about the poor piggy's life is astonishingly cruel!!

[Sparuuto]

You must have a colon of steel.

[KYJellyKelly]

Ohgawd, I think I might've just came a bit.

[ScotHughes]

Did you go right back to sleep after you ate that?!

[Coribec]

I'm going to do that.

[rptdpa9639]

is that curry?

[youngacey]

question: how long do we let it cook?

[youngacey]

a chef in his prime and he forgets the bacon, alas how sad this day is, you do relieze it tastes good now but its going to be a pain in the ass laer, literaly

[QableContNt]

That looks like good cheese.

I can imagine the Silents and Deadly's... more like ICBM's

[rsk8ter55]

That looks completely fucking delicious.I'll have to try making that for my girlfriend and myself one of these days. thanks for the vid!

[Monechetti]

Prior to viewing this, I'd never had what you would call a "hero" in the normal sense.

I can no longer say that.

[malcolm345]

that looks fucking good

[steelers4life66]

I make that shit too but I fry up homemade cubed hash browns and mix it all together.

[TiaraButterfly]

Your cat owns.

[omegashepherd]

"deliciocity"

[TancerFang]

No fucking Bacon? Piece of shit! Bullshit sausage, get that the fuck away. Bullshit shit meat ground up and packed in a condom.

You throw some fucking bacon on that shit, then it can even be called breakfast.

Where is your fucking giant man mug of pure black coffee?! Fuck you that's where!

You're missing bacon (you pussy) and coffee made out of real Colombian first borns (stops constipation). Fucking man up and lose the mystery meat.

P.S. HOT SAUCE BITCH!!

P.S.S. My dick is bigger.

[Aimy58]

Needs more cheese.

[misssiera311]

how about heart attack on a plate? lol geez 2dozen eggs? lol

[Jojess1010]

omg those poor guys probably shit bricks for a week

[malibutwist2]

haaaa shit bricks uno. this vid was funny

[soRADDnina]

yuuuuuuuum<3

[noler85]

hyperbole and lols

[Benoka]

Holy shit dude, I shat brix. I'm totally making that tomorrow.

[Wotenkeld]

A whole fucking block of cheese!? FUCK YEAH!

[Mark0o0Polo]

Dude; I make things like this - but never as hardcore, or extreme as your breakfast.

[shadow777]

i was expecting my that milk shake song to be playing in the background...i was delightfully surprised to instead hear back in black...if only for a few moments...

[upsidedownninja]

ahahahahah the cat

[chongo666]

mmmm god damn im hungry now

[01mind21riot88]

If you don't know what to call it, how's this for an idea.

A McDonald's Suasage and Egg Burrito Salad.

Because the ingredients are the same basically

[shoopdawhoop325]

lol i hate hippie granola bullshit, real man food!

[Commandaunt]

Best video EVER

[11moii]

You are so american! Blää..

i Cant eat enything like that!!

[KillItWithFireNO2]

YOU LIE, you prick how dare you say your breakfast is better than mine.

[Z0mbiePilot]

"Constipater" xD

[craZsquirrelgirl]

i want a cat named click

[0mnious]

That looks more amazing than I've ever seen.

And I'm going to make it.

[bj8o8]

my mouth was opened the whole time...

[whisper123voodoo]

heeeeeeyyyyyy....im vegan :[

lol

tht looks very....fattening

[KriegerDesHasses]

"This is the antithesis of everything vegan. And I love it."

LOL, absolutely brilliant.

[kewsup]

goddamit im hungry now

[pencilrape]

Doop sounds like an appropriate name.

[KnoxSUX]

My mouth is watering...........

*****

[lolkx]

i love your videos. they're full of lulz and epic win.

[ShadRizzo]

"antithesis of everything vegan" that is pure virtuosity of wordsmithery if I've ever heard

[unloadinme69]

yum :)

[OpBella105]

wats with the cat at the end

[aNeverendingDream]

Come swing my way, baby. Make me some of THAT.

[ben4bass]

call it the elevator..

no idea why.. but, gotta name something.

[DeadlyMilk]

DUDE. YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOME.

[denwp]

ur right that is the most beautiful breakfast

do u cook the eggs with the sausage?

[imalexkim]

Dude i want some of his breakfeast!

[Drownrats]

Soooo much cheese.

Im pretty surte I'd die after eating that.

D=

[LolSticky]

looks like vomit in a pan

[Anakin526]

I KNOW !

[SofiaBethDixon]

A vegan version of this would be 10lbs of fried tofu and bean sprouts

[Commandaunt]

that looks damn good..

[perrycostello]

did u put that cat in ur omlet

[Variath]

Your cat is fucking hot.

I want to fuck it.

[Commandaunt]

lmao

[dirtydynasty128]

I bet the vegetarians on youtube hate you

[Slyfoxtail]

yum! ^ ^ better than the crap i eat......oh, and lol! kitty!

[carmendizzle]

lets have breakfast some time?

[ran7smith]

hahah ur the only person cool enough on you tube to record your breakfast =]

[LexMan89]

Looks good, looks like it'll kill

[LexMan89]

Looks good, looks like it'll kill

[TheARoDoner3o]

Looks good!

[sk8rxpnkxrkr]

that looks fucking good

i would love to eat that

an you should call it "THE ULTIMATE OMLET" or is u was it up in the tortilla wrap the "THE ULTIMATE OMLET BURRITO"

[sk8rxpnkxrkr]

or if you wrap it up in the tortilla wrap the "THE ULTIMATE OMLET BURRITO"*******

[c0y0tx]

that was hahahaha s good Idea

[gabyeatsballoons]

you WOULD get raped in halo

[michelleisscience]

oh man you're hilarious.

the internet has spoken!

[hiphop4prez]

its an omelete bro, shoulda added some cat into it haha

[charliefranco1213]

Haha deliciousity

[fleshanditspower]

your voice reminds me of Jack Black lol. Sounds TASTEY! should give it a name

[haroimdonard]

recipe please!

[INTLHANDS]

I will neither confirm nor deny that I paused on the frame that shows the breakfast with tortilla and hasbrown and masturbated. Being that I am pretty baked right now,it looks aweosme. The only thing I would suggest is more hashbrowns, maybe a bed underneath that pornograhic hot mess of eggs cheese and sausage.

Prett sure that is what tubgirl ate prior to the photo shoot. Don't know who tubgirl is? Ask the internet.

[m1k3x0]

god damn you. I'm making hash browns now hahaha.

[eyrieeyrie]

cut your hair man, that shit is emo as hell

[Shobecool]

i laughed at how stupid your comment actually is. . .

[eyrieeyrie]

cut your hair man, that shit is emo as hell

[RPGoof]

Damn. Thats a heart attack in a pan. I WANT IT

[Tramium4]

deliciousity haha nice best word ever.

[djfeas001]

rofl. that is the SHIT!!!

its so tits. it beats your gf's tits.

[thatoneguy1131]

the constipator

[book678903]

lol the bitchsmacker

[MatchMyFreshness]

"This is stuff that your doctor recommends against but you secretly eat because you know it's much more delicious than that nasty hippie bullshit food he wants you to eat."

Priceless.

[ericalewmann]

I'm vegetarian. That looks so gross. Hahaa. But you're hilarious man.

[PurpleLight32225]

where's my plate? That looks delicious!!

[Wtfwowomgbbq]

omg

it looks so nasty

but yet so good

[liliasocute]

do u even have a gf?THAT LOOKS SO GROSS AND CAN I HAVE THE RECIPIE?

[jayasabir]

I will be his gf. LOL...

and he says the recipie right in the beginning!!

[thatchickwhopwns]

You can beat me at halo <3

....But only if you make me "sausage cheese egg hasbrown and tortilla goodness" =o

[bmtimv]

lol love the commentary

[aznSe7en07]

wow that looks really good "DROOL" can i have the recipe please

[Sayko9267]

you need to give me the recipe for this.

[hawkeyefile]

My breakfast is better than yours damn right.

[seujl]

No joke, that breakfast mess looks delicious and I don't even eat meat. I think it's the colby jack cheese cubes. Also, the cat. Please include more cat cameos. Thank you.

[dryan2]

deliciousity = best word ever.

[Meerkat187]

clove ciggarretes LOL grossss

[susou]

You should post "The Constipator" Recipe

[xXPrincessofAnimeXx]

CAN I HAV THE RECIPE?

[PhantomShitter]

I use that same ringtone.

[sirkamon]

needs more lensflare

[Zetimenvec]

holy shit...

[Kakivas]

You are wierd xD

[dave61789]

wobblebottom, thanks for savin the internets.

[rtsjoe]

Oh dear god. Make a cooking video.

[3rdcoast]

thats a heart stopper breakfast

[Spazzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

That looks fucking delicious.

[ChowyDaMan]

fuck dude that gloose

[LeftoverCrack966]

after wathcing many of yer videos, i wish you were my friend lol. You have an amzing sense of humour

[KhrisNZ]

My breakfast brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than your, damn right, it's better than yours.

[adderockXR]

The antithesis of everything vegan, sounds delicious.

[duecex2]

OM NOM NOM NOM

[katlitter]

omg ur butthole is going to b so mad at you when all that glory comes out.

i bet u even get a few wet farts with that much deliciousness...better wear a manpon bro, PLUG IT UP.

[GyroCoder]

:awesome:

[Quinnius]

Oh god that looks fucking delicious

[BraceForEpic]

Now I'm very hungry. ;_;

[shadowofcourage]

i want that breakfast but im a afraid it might kill me.

[OoberNoober906]

yummy yum yum

[AARONRULES666]

you should call it THE DOMINATOR.

[rofldiamond]

seconded

[XaviarCraig]

Damn I gotta try that one of these days... Useally breakfast for me is leftovers from the previous night! Exceptions are rare!

[MajinCamilo]

mmm anti vegan food.

[nancyreaganisanarc]

It's pretty alarming how many times i've watched this video.

seriously,assclown.

[KagatoIuchi]

If I didn't dislike eggs, sausage and cheese, I would definitely try this. I'm a loser.

[madhobbit]

student food :)

[Tatamina]

Eggs make me puke D: it's tragic

[Gihaal]

Also... KITTY!

[Gihaal]

Fuck arteries.

[hutlurscuck]

I just drink some tea ;_;

[tiggeromega]

I can feel my aorta hardening from here. 5*

[ItsChocolateChip]

Sick names drops man

[tehgeek87]

I do believe that has to be the best thing ever.

[squiddiez]

Breakfast of the gods.

[DaMiteeSaskwach]

AC/DC? Halo? Awesome breakfast? shit, you just earned so many points dude...

[graverobber310]

DO WANT

[Pengy945]

That breakfast looks like shit and your life sounds like shit. Have fun delivering pizza for a living and being worthless irl. Congrats on being a giant sack of shit.