If you were smarter then you would know that i am not making shit up. Also if you were not an inbred retarded shut in without any friends you might have found out about handles and call signs, and the fact that Master chief is a e-9 rank in the navy. if you had bothered to learn how to read you could have read the parts of the halo game manual where they call him john-117. so shut up.
@kingjames2501 If Master Chief is from the Navy, then how come he is in outer space with aliens, huh? HUH? I ask you that. Also, his last name is 117? What kind of homosexual has a number for a last name? What is he gonna name his kid? Blink 182?
You are an idiot, the Names Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Metal Gear are Handles not real Name you stupid idiot.The Master Chief From Halo is a Rank not a name his Name is John, you Cock sucking Shithead. If you really gave a shit about reviewing games instead of just pissing people of you might actually understand that. I hope that youtube bans you for being a stupid racist piece of shit.
neither game sucks but no game will ever compare to the genius that is the metal gear solid series if u dont like metal gear then u probally dont like video games or u made this video that im watching and your a splinter cell fan boy..
I know these are joke reviews but I find it ironic that you mention Splinter Cell having more freedom then Metal Gear when you're showing footage from Pandora Tomorrow that being the most restrictive Splinter Cell game of them all.
metal gear is actually a good series and may i remind you it gave birth to the stealth action genra without it their would be no splinter cell i like splinter cell as well but i find the story to metal gear far more complex and gripping and dont hate on final fantasy if you dont like it oh well ff7 was one of the best in the series i prefer ff8 but 7 was just as good dont make idiotic videos about games you have probably never played play ur splinter cell well play our metal gear and ff
I don't agree, Metal Gear actually is overrated, the stealth mechanic is shallow, the shooting is stiff and cumbersome (and you're forced to fight often unlike in Splinter Cell)
The story makes no goddamn sense and there are boring as shit cutscenes all over the place.
You can't say the Story doesn't make any sense. What the heck are you talking about? It makes perfect Sense, Play all of the Games and actually Read. Or are you Not Able to Comprehend anything more than a line from Halo like "Lets kill these Aliens Master Chief". That's like saying the Lord of the Rings Return of the King doesn't make any sense since you didn't watch the First 2 movies. The reason it doesn't make sense to You is either because you don't listen or read or you have never played em
Or because i'm not a retarded fanboy and capable of critic thought during any of the series many many MANY illogicalities, plotholes and cheap ass deus ex machinas.
I'm not a retarded fanboy, I like both franchises a lot. I just stated that i think that metal gear solid is a better series, i never said splinter cell was a bad game. and if you are proposing that some of the games in the mgs franchise don't make sense, then you are right because a lot of them are spin-offs and that is just the same with any other popular game franchise. I am excluding the crap in both mgs and sc and saying that each of their main titles lean towards mgs as being a better game
All in all each have their flaws and can be considered cousin franchises since they both are stealth action. Which ever you prefer in setting, art, and or story.
All he's doing is pointing out flaws in games. That's it. Fucking deal, some find this funny, so if you don't, then stop watching and go do something useful.
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metal gear was out decades before splinter cell and its completely different, and ur only bashing this game coz u cant get it on ur shitty cheap xbox. the im guessin the only reason why this game cant achieve game of the year is because xbox gamers will get suicidal coz all they hav to play on is halo 3 and shit
ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCKIN SPLINTER CELL SUCKS! THEY'RE SO FUCKING BORING AND SAM FISHER IS THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD. HE GETS WITH LIKE ONE BULLET AND HE DIES.YOU KNOW WHY HIS NAME'S SOLID SNAKE? CAUSE HE HAS A SOLID SNAKE(if you know what i mean) TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF SAM FUCKING FISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tadgerine Dude I love both Metal Gear series and Splinter Cell series and non of em sucks.Sam Fisher at least is human,he is not a clone.Indeed Solid Snake is a badass and kicks Chuck Norris's ass but,the point is both characters are awesome.
@tadgerine so you admit snake is a homosexual,jew, who loves sam fisher so much he trys to rape him but gets shot in the face with a silenced sniper 100 ft away
I see what you did there at the end.
Strelok3700 1 week ago
Halo and Metal Gear Solid both blow niggerdicks.
cryptosporidiom 1 month ago
You're awesome. I like MGS but this is really funny, you guys shouldn't watch this if you can't take a joke
MegaGoodoldtimes 3 months ago
wtf MGS4 AND final fantasy is probaly one of the best games that exist
Mrnentendoman 7 months ago
@Mrnentendoman read his username backwards and maybe you'll get that he's not serious about these reviews.
Kizuii 6 months ago
If you were smarter then you would know that i am not making shit up. Also if you were not an inbred retarded shut in without any friends you might have found out about handles and call signs, and the fact that Master chief is a e-9 rank in the navy. if you had bothered to learn how to read you could have read the parts of the halo game manual where they call him john-117. so shut up.
kingjames2501 8 months ago
@kingjames2501 If Master Chief is from the Navy, then how come he is in outer space with aliens, huh? HUH? I ask you that. Also, his last name is 117? What kind of homosexual has a number for a last name? What is he gonna name his kid? Blink 182?
dratsabREVIEWS 8 months ago 4
You are an idiot, the Names Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Metal Gear are Handles not real Name you stupid idiot.The Master Chief From Halo is a Rank not a name his Name is John, you Cock sucking Shithead. If you really gave a shit about reviewing games instead of just pissing people of you might actually understand that. I hope that youtube bans you for being a stupid racist piece of shit.
kingjames2501 8 months ago
@kingjames2501 Okay Mr. James, I see you like making shit up, which is rather fitting for someone named after the BIBLE.
dratsabREVIEWS 8 months ago 2
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kingjames2501 8 months ago
i love both game series
metal gear and splinter cell
minionevil 1 year ago
free at last, free at last... kkkkkkkk
1darkonyx1 1 year ago
free at last, free at last, all my niggers we are free at last
BenPup 1 year ago
neither game sucks but no game will ever compare to the genius that is the metal gear solid series if u dont like metal gear then u probally dont like video games or u made this video that im watching and your a splinter cell fan boy..
concealedasasnscca 1 year ago
metal gear solid on playstation one is a better game than all the splinter cell games made metal gear is the best video game ever produced!!!
concealedasasnscca 1 year ago
LOL
zane272 1 year ago
lol u just start playing splinter cell after like half a minute
kiwimankiwi 1 year ago
I know these are joke reviews but I find it ironic that you mention Splinter Cell having more freedom then Metal Gear when you're showing footage from Pandora Tomorrow that being the most restrictive Splinter Cell game of them all.
ryan489 1 year ago
at the end he said "it make me feel asleep" funniest/most clever reference EVER
bobopatchigglerrulez 1 year ago
FREE AT LAST LOL
Deathstar1020 1 year ago
*shoots self in head*
madcapoperator 1 year ago
Please die
Fighting31406 2 years ago
metal gear is actually a good series and may i remind you it gave birth to the stealth action genra without it their would be no splinter cell i like splinter cell as well but i find the story to metal gear far more complex and gripping and dont hate on final fantasy if you dont like it oh well ff7 was one of the best in the series i prefer ff8 but 7 was just as good dont make idiotic videos about games you have probably never played play ur splinter cell well play our metal gear and ff
SolidSnake9000 2 years ago
these videos are a joke.
fucingpwnz0rz 2 years ago
@SolidSnake9000 *Looks at name*
Well Done Dratsab, I don't know how you manage to get so many fanboys butthurt all the time but keep it up.
Metal gear? More like, Feeble Queers.
bigpowa 1 year ago
lmao metal queer solid.
POKOHelba 2 years ago
1. where is gas snake? 2. is plasma snake a hidden boss? 3. why the fuck am i playing this game?! haha
unclepalo 2 years ago
is that splinter cell chaos theory
Greekgod300 2 years ago
Looks like Pandora Tomorrow.
MasterBrutaka 2 years ago
this guy just does not like any games
lightbulb1212 2 years ago
lightbulb1212 fails
MrBoolol 2 years ago
I think you need a new lightbulb, it doesn't seem to be working
dratsabREVIEWS 2 years ago 5
lol, "is there gas snake?"
brawlfreakl0w 2 years ago
fail metal queer soild four and the serires sucks
pivot1022 2 years ago 5
i love it when he says "or b, you don't have a brain in your skull". you can almost hear a slight chuckle during "skull".
spunkstermunkster 2 years ago 2
Wow, trolled.
mikehext 2 years ago
Funniest one you've made
holycowza 3 years ago
Where is gas snake?
neonspec 3 years ago
These video's are funny, but it's even more funny to see the pathetic fanboys getting angry at some joke video.
And hes definately right about one thing:
Splinter Cell >>>>>>>>>> Metal Gear Solid
Knackerer 3 years ago
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Knackerer, obviously you haven't beaten either, because metal gear games are far superior, btw Funny video as always.
UberRetroGameReviews 2 years ago
I don't agree, Metal Gear actually is overrated, the stealth mechanic is shallow, the shooting is stiff and cumbersome (and you're forced to fight often unlike in Splinter Cell)
The story makes no goddamn sense and there are boring as shit cutscenes all over the place.
Knackerer 2 years ago
You can't say the Story doesn't make any sense. What the heck are you talking about? It makes perfect Sense, Play all of the Games and actually Read. Or are you Not Able to Comprehend anything more than a line from Halo like "Lets kill these Aliens Master Chief". That's like saying the Lord of the Rings Return of the King doesn't make any sense since you didn't watch the First 2 movies. The reason it doesn't make sense to You is either because you don't listen or read or you have never played em
UberRetroGameReviews 2 years ago
Or because i'm not a retarded fanboy and capable of critic thought during any of the series many many MANY illogicalities, plotholes and cheap ass deus ex machinas.
Knackerer 2 years ago
I'm not a retarded fanboy, I like both franchises a lot. I just stated that i think that metal gear solid is a better series, i never said splinter cell was a bad game. and if you are proposing that some of the games in the mgs franchise don't make sense, then you are right because a lot of them are spin-offs and that is just the same with any other popular game franchise. I am excluding the crap in both mgs and sc and saying that each of their main titles lean towards mgs as being a better game
UberRetroGameReviews 2 years ago
All in all each have their flaws and can be considered cousin franchises since they both are stealth action. Which ever you prefer in setting, art, and or story.
UberRetroGameReviews 2 years ago
hes joking obviously all his reviews are jokes
SolidSellers 3 years ago
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NeoTStyle 3 years ago
It's called a parody. Your comment fails
dciguy01 3 years ago 2
"And it make me feel asleep"
Hahaha. Great Metal Gear reference.
uDaOzzy 3 years ago 2
It's called having a sense of humor, get one.
All he's doing is pointing out flaws in games. That's it. Fucking deal, some find this funny, so if you don't, then stop watching and go do something useful.
flaksucks 3 years ago
Troll'd.
IRJESUSLOL 3 years ago
"Metal Fucking Gear" xD
SHGroiesSJ 3 years ago
LOL at the MGS fanboys
DDA1220 3 years ago
"Where is Gas Snake?"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
amig90 3 years ago 4
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metal gear was out decades before splinter cell and its completely different, and ur only bashing this game coz u cant get it on ur shitty cheap xbox. the im guessin the only reason why this game cant achieve game of the year is because xbox gamers will get suicidal coz all they hav to play on is halo 3 and shit
callyh91 3 years ago
ps3 sucks cock and so does metal gear
pivot1022 2 years ago
splinter cell is cool but double agent was shite. I honestly think MGS4 will be much better.
inktankproductions 3 years ago
I love the end "make me feel asleep"
Nice nod to the original :)
PokerDerk 3 years ago
ARE YOU SERIOUS FUCKIN SPLINTER CELL SUCKS! THEY'RE SO FUCKING BORING AND SAM FISHER IS THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE WORLD. HE GETS WITH LIKE ONE BULLET AND HE DIES.YOU KNOW WHY HIS NAME'S SOLID SNAKE? CAUSE HE HAS A SOLID SNAKE(if you know what i mean) TO RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF SAM FUCKING FISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tadgerine 4 years ago 9
@tadgerine Dude I love both Metal Gear series and Splinter Cell series and non of em sucks.Sam Fisher at least is human,he is not a clone.Indeed Solid Snake is a badass and kicks Chuck Norris's ass but,the point is both characters are awesome.
Schorge2 1 year ago
@tadgerine so you admit snake is a homosexual,jew, who loves sam fisher so much he trys to rape him but gets shot in the face with a silenced sniper 100 ft away
goarmy69792 8 months ago
which splinter cell was that?
hicut 4 years ago
2nd one I believe, it had the best levels imo.
dratsabREVIEWS 4 years ago
Ahhh that's good satire :D
ZantherTsuki 4 years ago 4