The Siege of Blackthorn Castle: Part 1

[Wrapscallionn]

This is considered " animation" now?Wow.........

[posthumanfetus]

I like the voice for the guy with the scarf.

[Lewa500]

I think the amount of whiskey, carried by the dog, is not enough to make you drunk. I may be wrong.

[manatyson]

Fact: If you can get a conversation and then animate it it will be funny and or cool ._.

[ogrish84]

Hahaha That's fucken good. I'm drunk by the way. ;p

[shippem]

fuckin love these

[dextrosol11]

'tis good

[Zombiepull]

isnt today a first aid kid and a gps inside?

[senoctar]

@Zombiepull Throw in a PSP to ease the waiting for rescue.

[Zombiepull]

@senoctar good idea. but without batteries. cause...

the first thing u hear is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the second is WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

and then, is there no one to rescue anymore.just snow and silence ^^

[JIYkp]

I hope the "part 1" is a joke.

[MisterBeaverSaysNo]

This is genius and hillarius but alot of people subscribed just cuz of molly and rage when theres a video without her. :3

[Skrappy777]

Bad. Try again.

[Reschat]

I laughed.

[Caboxb]

WTF?

[realreaper3]

I wanna see part 2.

[turbonoisecat]

This was funny. I liked it. I agree with what people are saying that it doesnt really fit especially since the channels split, but still, I liked it.

[asdfgh451]

I think that's it... I'll end my subscription!

[shikengriuber]

I didn't like it. That whiskey saves people...

[voicetube]

I was getting a bit tired of Molly's occassional biting sarcasm (ok... more than occassional in some vids) so this was a nice respite. Simple, but fun.

[Cheesethegrater]

I really like this. Once I got over it being on rocketboom...

[HowToRandom]

This is awsome!

[shelbyattack]

Haters Gonna Hate.



[wwickeddogg]

why is this on rocketboom?

[imnotuniqueimmonique]

This was wonderfully random.

[RectalExaminationBot]

Short and unfunny

[funnyman540]

I finally understand what is in those kegs, thank you rocketboom!

[thomas22fred]

lmao

[JoeDull]

I like it :) muffling the guy's voice with a scarf was a nice touch!

[T1carus]

new youtube homepage sucks

[madow311]

not trolling just saying - awful

[lacomidaboy]

srsly?

[lajakl]

What the hell did I just watch?

[ARGINVENTOR]

Really.

[StevXtreme]

This is art. Few people understand it. Pity, it's great!

[darketherealv2]

@StevXtreme It may be art, but it's bad art.

What's worse is that it's on our ROCKETBOOM channel.

A channel that has fantastic storys, creative inventions of both a physical nature and thought, spoken in a funny way.

This doesn't fit.

[teamlowry]

whiskey doesn't actually warm the body, it lowers one's core temp. and that whole thing with the booze in keg is a myth. sorry.

[noblescott]

I heard somewhere that the st. bernard with the keg icon was ficticious and that such an implement wasn't ever attached to search dogs in actuality.

[watermelonpizza]

So rocketboom is ment to... its about... the whole point of the channel is that...

ok i have nothing, none of the videos connect to eachother in anyway...I dont get it

[reaperOFcookies]

i was thinking about this the other day o.o

[yohkoGaming]

thiiss suuucks

[ffgiza]

Thumbs up for boner arrow!



[NarutoUzuMania]

What the Frack did i just watch?

[TheBetterGame]

Typical Rocketboom video has a ~90% like rating. This video is running around 65% and falling. Take the hint Rocketboom. Give your viewers what they want, not what you think might be "edgy", or "new".

[DCEnigma]

That was actually not half bad

[derekcolman]

Boring.

[DuvessaRaven]

The problem with drinking alcohol in the cold is that it DOESN'T warm you up. The illusion of warmth comes from the heat that's leaving your skin as the alcohol evaporates inside your bloodstream. It turns out that alcohol is the very last thing you want to drink when you're cold.

[nathpollen]

I can't wait to see what happens next!

[TOstevo]

It had potential but it kinda fell flat at the end.

[bigbookofnothing]

i think it's hilarious :D make more please

[Mazequax]

I like their voices :DD

[lillesuper]

People should stop bitching, i think it's funny and if you don't like it w8 2 days for an other molly vid.

[robotichedgehog]

i such like

[I38VWI]

What?

[cogsincogs]

crap. soz.

[Wierdmin]

I like such.

[FredrikFlintstone]

very very lame

[elwhiskey]

well actually you too are only half right - saint bernards don't carry whiskey in their little barrels, but brandy

[scatmaster125]

YAY something WITHOUT Molly for once. Elsbeth is far hoter anyway.

[Goodboy7557]

MOLLY IS SICK ISN'T SHE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE, STABBED BY A PIGEON IN THE FOOT, FELL OVER AND GOT HIT BE A PASSING HORSE-MAN, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US

WE WANT THE TRUTH

WE WANT THE TRUTHAA DMGIETHAo!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsBunnyInvasion]

needs moar molly... that is all.

[burkemd]

Is this real life?

[AreaQNH870]

Did I just get laid?

[KoalaOdder]

@AreaQNH870 No. You were raped.

[lillesuper]

@AreaQNH870 Depends, did you enjoy it?

[Omie789]

That's not actually true, St. Bernard's have never had a barrel around their necks. This mistake started after a painting of one during a rescue, wearing a barrel around its neck. The artist later admitted that he added it in to make the painting more exciting.

[SoopKing]

im 12 and wat is this

[enrkid]

Awesome, keep posting =D

[666TECHNO666]

uuum...what the fuck??

[lenaslife]

I actually like this a lot. The characters are extremely interesting.

[rockerMASL]

Cool cool...

[SCBianchi]

Epic..

[MedievalChips]

I actually heard that hey have rum instead of whiskey.

[SunnyPhillyDanny]

No Molly, no likey.

[adamlyons87]

More Molly videos please. Her favourite food websites one was good, it felt like we got to see a bit more of Molly in real life.

[Tobiiie]

No.

[Leadman1989]

reminds me of knockforce which i LOVE

i think they just need more time could be good

and all the molly stalkers need to quit their bitchin if people didnt try new things this world would be boring as fuck

[DeeperBlueX16]

this isnt bad, but shouldnt be on rocketboom

[PerspectiveEngineer]

Nooooo.!

[Belgianidiot]

I though the tumbnail was from minecraft... man, I'm so addicted.

[KanzooKan]

Better then Due Date.

[Grannit666]

I'd like to siege Molly's Blackthorn Castle if ya know what I mean, heheh...hmmm... I'm so alone... :(

[maritimetimes]

awful

[Retroelf]

This is worse than Save the Datre...

[MrPointless]

Yeah, no, that's a myth. Those dogs didn't actually exist.

A crying shame, if you ask me.

[greenafy]

The music's cool. :)

[regwelsh]

Unfortunately, as lovely as the tale sounds, it's not the case. The barrel comes from works of literature, fiction; the dogs never actually carried barrels of alcohol. It was also more commonly said to be brandy, not whisky.

[TheAlliApples]

hahaha that was dead on funny!

[JDBlimegreen]

I liked this :)

[animefreek217]

wtf???

[GigaBoost]

Oh boy, more of this shitty boring shit on the rocketboom channel that nobody wants. Please just stick to rocketboom daily.

[Uktrayf]

@GigaBoost This IS rocketboom daily.

[broadout]

I'm not gonna lie, I only subscribed for Molly, but great animation thing anyways =)

[mbonnar]

Voice work is key in this, and it was perfect.

[unacomn]

The name made me think it was about Ultima :(

[ArtypNk]

Soothing voices.

[Snowflake70]

As I recall from legend (go ahead Wikipedia it and prove me wrong also) it was BRANDY. And while they wouldn't get drunk - the temporary expansion of their blood vessels (not arteries) would eventually cause them to LOOSE heat and freeze faster.

Think I remember hearing about a replacement "substance" but forgot what it is.

[javermillion]

Lima

[Stripdancer100]

Oh Molly,

You haven't produced this video, but I still hope you enjoyed watching this.

Be happy, dear Molly!

[chill579]

i thought this was hilarious

[flobber238]

Wow that was different and unexpected! Better thumbs it down cos it surprised me.

[KanonXD]

People won't understand why, and neither do I, but I liked it.

[Quixotic1018]

So can anyone submit a series?

[DOOMERSANDSKULLS]

blunts

[TheVideoGameMan123]

Had mah boner ready for nothin... T.T

[igykalen]

what am i watching?

[jorreerroj]

lol

[Pirusiandres]

BORING!!!

[LoveLikeOxygen]

this was...kinda cute o:

[Salohcin8940]

seriously there is a whole lot more enjoyable content than just molly >.>

[Trelawney50]

Brandy!

But I liked this. Especially the little dude.

[Blargaldalien]

oh no! an arrow to the parapet! Could this be the beginning of a long siege?

[quixgofar]

wASTE OF TIME!!! wHERE'S MOLLY!!?? I WANT MY MINUTE BACK!

[KingSharlix]

which video did i watch to make me sub to this..

[Mixarenan]

hahahah I love the smaller character.

[ThePotatomilkshake]

i liked this =D

[PureZOOKS]

I thumbed this down because it was false.

St Bernards never actually have a barrel around their neck aside from in paintings and for entertaining tourists. and when they do they have milk. Alcohol to a person with hypothermia is one of the worst things one can do, it will constrict their blood vessels and kill them quicker.

[igykalen]

@PureZOOKS It's good to know that they never have a barrel around their necks ... and when they do.

You just lost all creditability.

[PureZOOKS]

@igykalen They never do when on duty (so to speak)*

Like, a frog doesn't go "ribbit ribbit" but when you hear it, it is just a dub from the species of frog that lives near Hollywood.

[igykalen]

@PureZOOKS oh so things don't do stuff... except for when they ... do it? kk

[Spherical3]

Am I the only one here who doesn't have an insatiable fetish for Molly?

[MrJubblegum]

Where is Molly? ,iLol'd

[SevereRepugnance]

Funny stuff

[Ditrix88]

Hmm... Can anyone tell me what Rocketboom is exactly?

[tundmatu2]

@Ditrix88 its a company, that makes videos about news, internet, tech, stories.

simply, they do stuff to entertain people >D thats how i get it. theyr pretty awesome.

oh, and check out the cute news reader Molly. Shes the best.

[Unit06JAW]

@Ditrix88 Rocketboom is a daily international news and entertainment network of online programming based in New York City. We cover and create a wide range of information and commentary from top news stories to contemporary internet culture.

Watch daily on this website, subscribe via email, iTunes, or RSS, browse our archives, or find Rocketboom on select off-site destinations such as YouTube and Vimeo"

[takethestreetcarhome]

@Ditrix88 Seriously, eh... so random. What's it's mission statement and scope???

[takethestreetcarhome]

This was REALLY GOOD!!!!!

[monkeyfunforidiots]

Requires more Molly, otherwise passable.

[Cutlesnap]

That was pretty awesome.

[cekol]

nice



[Makosis]

It had potential... but no punch like. It's like it was trying to be esoteric for the sake of being esoteric. Geeks aren't fond of hipsters so showing what is essentially "hipster the cartoon" is ignoring who rocketboom's audience is. HNG's who wanna see molly talk about random interesting things.

[ejenkins132]

Just because molly isn't in one goddam video doesn't mean that you can all bitch about it. It's a weekend for Christ's sake. Get off your period and just wait for molly to come back.

[realreaper3]

I like where this is going...

[erpi222]

I want my Molly back >:(.

[Zoot101]

Meh, ROCKETBOOM's taste in outsourced comedy is rarely particularly funny. At least it's not The Suffersons - that was beyond awful.

[FadeToBlack181]

THIS CURED MY CANCER!

[chetopuffs]

I laughed a lot.

[cricketbat08]

crap

[ThaisBlackXboxLive]

This makes me go like.. :|

[darketherealv2]

Not an EVEN WORSE SERIES!

Bad animation, bad humor, bad everything.

[bronlokis]

molly or i unsubscribe

[nignogmctasty]

I knew the Saint Bernard thing, making this even worse than it was if I hadn't. Not only that, but there are some issues with the "fact". It doesn't "warm their throats," instead it makes them feel warmer throughout their whole body. Alcohol opens blood vessels, causing more warm blood to reach the outside of the body, where you feel cold. The problem isn't that they get drunk, it's it actually *lowers* body temperature, because heat is easily lost on the outside of your body. Boring and untrue.

[lucasgelati]

notsome

[ukimalefu]

that was AWE-SOME

[MrBrinks]

My theory is that this was never made to be funny, it was made to piss you all off; a means of ROCKETBOOM showing contempt to all those that showed hatred to their Save the Date series.

Then again I could be wrong, and maybe this is just a bizarre attempt at comedy. :-/

[extendedlol]

actually, I liked that

[maksphoto78]

Where's Molly? :-o

[MrCarrot14]

@maksphoto78 who cares?

[fathead431]

please, no more series. stick to the daily fun stuff. PLEASE!

[No2meth]

ooo the irony.

Stop, please with these stupid videos.

[therushheads]

that was awesome

[mukimica]

unsubscibe. >:(

[lillesuper]

XD

[NorwaySau]

I LOVE IT.

[thelolipopman93]

Oh look, it's terrible animation and voice acting that makes me want to stab myself in the ears!

[Entropify]

@ralfmahlstedt I don't think it was intended to be factually accurate.

[lemonsyay1]

@ralfmahlstedt that's what I was about to type

[pigman2222]

shit

[MaywitherDragon]

wut! that is not mememolly!

[AAgibsonAA]

wtf lol

[mysterioso2006]

Better at save the date? Yes.

Was it worth my minute 7 seconds? NO. Stupid. Random. Terribly animated.

[bangNL94]

This is better than save the date.

[BogoblinGamer]

OMG MOLLY AT 0:37

[bullo247]

No, they don't. It was on QI. They had milk in it, if anything.

[tamponathon]

OMGWTFBBQ my mind is blown.

[DreamTheater1551]

This was actually good, unlike save the date. Do this and I'll be happy with it!

[p0rkch0ps]

Huh?

[Ange1cek]

there is not enough molly in this vid

[httprover]

It's a cask of Brandy (to revive one's spirits?). Alcohol tends to dehydrate people though but people with a thirst do want something to drink. Wikipedia says, "Alcohol consumption increases the risk of hypothermia via its action as a vasodilator. It increases blood flow to the body's skin and extremities, making a person feel warm, while increasing heat loss. Between 33 to 73% of cases of hypothermia are complicated by alcohol."