Onions Make You Cry
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From: badm4ths
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  • Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

    TheAAMJR 1 month ago

  • A friend of mine said,"Onions are the only Food that makes you cry". Pftt that was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon :D

    angiierous 5 months ago

  • people sho say that onions are the only vegetables to make people cry obviously never got hit in the face by a pumpkin

    silversolslayer5 1 year ago

  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PEOPLE MAKE ONIONS CRY!

    aka17Ruud 1 year ago

  • @aka17Ruud Wasn't funny then, Not funny now.

    wartortle577 10 months ago

  • I watched this video when it was first posted and loved it. I totally forgot about it till like two nights ago I'm glad i found it again :D

    devchev78 1 year ago

  • haha

    TheInsertNameHere123 1 year ago

  • It's not just me that the onions hate! I actually cried laughing. :')

    TattyPenguin 1 year ago

  • YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU'''REEEEE AHHHHH DECK'EADDDDDDDDDD

    Fingers crossed you have a video that somewhere shouts 'WANGGGKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAA'

    That'd be class.

    xXxKazamaxXx 1 year ago

  • mt uncle is making diner and is piking onions and am cyng over the lap top

    marthitacosta81 1 year ago

  • lol

    python105 2 years ago

  • LOL I LOVE IT!!

    nafisaROCKS 2 years ago

  • What has the poor onion do to you!!!!!!!!!!

    randompersonYAH 2 years ago

  • keep cutting the onion its still alive

    72ve17 2 years ago

  • hahahahehehehehehe!!!! great video and i kinda feel sorry for the onion!

    i watched this video about 7 times i think... :)

    devilsdoor4537 2 years ago

  • hahahaha,

    i actually LOL'd

    :D

    chocolate90909 2 years ago

  • lol

    la13silent13 2 years ago

  • This is a brilliant, very funny video!

    Veganluke 2 years ago

  • I remember you mentioned your mother is American in your five fact tag video; but she sounds as though she's English in this video. Is she putting on an accent, or is her own accent just a mix of English and American?

    I'm sorry, accents fascinate me!

    Elrich89 2 years ago

  • American? Do you need your hearing tested?

    OreoLinz 2 years ago

  • I'm from the UK. Shoulda stayed in school dipshit.

    I'm 19. I'm far from being, never was, never will be, an emo.

    Go home.

    badm4ths 2 years ago

  • well said michael great vid as well, and i died laughin at the obsolete format vid, such genius :D

    weeklyfootball 2 years ago

  • hahahaha look at his username

    CaptainWilhelm 2 years ago

  • Lol that was funny- but I can see the connection people are drawing between that voice and the mighty Boosh and the mighty Boosh's style of humour. But I don't think it was an intentional copy there of. Good job.

    Im American and find it hilarious.

    jaybeekaypee 2 years ago 3

  • LOL!

    SSJKid97 2 years ago 2

  • short but sweet

    JSMstation 2 years ago 2

  • check out the onions make you cry-remake new video hilarious!!! by me

    tjf1lfc1cod 2 years ago 3

  • well i must give you some credit its a lot funnier then ugly girls gotta walk!!

    stepin up the game!!!

    :)

    i fuckin love you man

    ppieplo 2 years ago 2

  • yes, everthing the onion said about you is true tbh. THIS VID IS SHITE!

    Meaney11EVERTON 2 years ago

  • you too.

    novarock200 2 years ago 2

  • lolololololololololol

    DipDabDuck 2 years ago

  • I just did the closest human equivelent to ^_^

    bluetictac 2 years ago

  • Lmfao, I just subscribed.

    TheZombiePanda 3 years ago

  • lol funny! :)

    cantstandsonia 3 years ago 2

  • haha thats amazing

    clashloverben 3 years ago 2

  • LOL I had to fave this! I hate it when my mum does that jingle freeze frame too. Although its a good time to steal money from her purse...

    crabstickz 3 years ago 15

  • haha!

    rainbowgorilla 3 years ago 2

  • BAHAHAHAHAHHAH

    Schizophrenia222 3 years ago 2

  • wow, nobody commented this video in a solid week!

    OhNoCheerios 3 years ago 2

  • lol mum knows best !

    hilarious :)

    takerold12 3 years ago 2

  • haha your mums a legend!

    jenniferbobsqpants 3 years ago 2

  • rofl!!!

    madskillz1o1 3 years ago

  • jeez that onions a muh fuggah! lol

    pumagabby27 3 years ago

  • total pwnage

    pumagabby27 3 years ago

  • lol evil onion

    XoxoEmoLozer 3 years ago

  • maybe if you had a spoon in your mouth, you wouldn't have cried.

    PlanetGiraffe 3 years ago

  • "You freaking dick head I hate you! I hate you!"

    Reminds me of Star Wars III when Anikan is melting in lava, and is says those words haha.

    DivineDarknesss 3 years ago 3

  • Well he dosnt say You freaking dick head! But that would be funny if he did!

    ccuddles 3 years ago

  • fan va dålig

    MiikeG 3 years ago

  • lol

    mollnrod 3 years ago

  • LOLZ

    All0feilds0required9 3 years ago

  • HAHAHAHAH

    PeanutButterWolf2 3 years ago

  • the onion sounds like tony harrison off the mighty boosh!!!!

    freedomskater1 3 years ago 10

  • XDlol

    darking797 3 years ago

  • lol thats pretty good! :-)

    jetliman13 3 years ago

  • when he chops the onion

    LOL

    doomdrao 3 years ago

  • .:*tear*:.

    ;)

    YoshiLovesJackBlack 3 years ago

  • your just fucking jealous, why dont you go play in traffice you insensitive prick, that was compeletly uncalled for

    so to some YOU STFU yeah?!??!?

    themanwithacam 3 years ago

  • i smell jealousy ! next time you feel like a bitch, go somewhere else KornographyAddict! Oh and if you ever feel like paying a bit of attention, he has a girlfriend. lol. stfu KornographyAddict.

    Have a glorious day!

    WilliamLocklear 3 years ago

  • LOLL, Yes, Australian people are WAAAAY more attractive

    -cough COUGH

    FrostedLlama 3 years ago

  • ah yeah they are dipshit. go to bondi sometime.

    KornographyAddict 3 years ago

  • Bondi Beach is fucking disgusting.

    tehb0ll0x 3 years ago

  • jaajajaj

    ESP1EMG 3 years ago

  • this was grate!!!

    blahers123 3 years ago

  • i never get tired of watching this

    doomdrao 3 years ago

  • What bastards!

    morthgog 3 years ago

  • WONT LOAD UP!!

    BlueBanana0x 3 years ago

  • lmfao thats great

    auburnman2008 3 years ago

  • loooooooooool

    mattyman224 3 years ago

  • lol rolf omfg zomg lmao lofl

    swantonbomb527 3 years ago

  • lol! Ha

    thebrain001122334455 3 years ago

  • Lmao fucking quality.

    Miloxcam 3 years ago

  • rofl!!

    bobbetter 3 years ago

  • omg this is soo funny! i never saw it when it was featured!!

    jellybellyiz 3 years ago

  • haha

    jelliebaby07 3 years ago

  • haha wtf

    orangequadicorn 3 years ago

  • are you an onion???

    fallenangel1xxx 3 years ago

  • lol

    Ferroman1 3 years ago

  • amazing

    pmccallig18 3 years ago

  • HAHAHA the end is fucking hilarious *wink*!

    Cathydoescovers 3 years ago

  • lol

    nice

    iloveyankeecandle 3 years ago

  • haha thats great :)

    xFairyness 3 years ago

  • DICKHEAD

    octoman7 3 years ago

  • lol nice...

    jsayram 3 years ago

  • haha love it

    markieshorty 3 years ago

  • ROFL

    sorry, there wasn't another way of conveying that.

    mrswishy 3 years ago 2

  • That mom rules :P

    DreamingMe 3 years ago

  • Awesome was of presenting the message.

    LOVE IT.

    NewAgeMonde 3 years ago

  • Hahaha best 44 sec video I've ever watched :)

    DCooki3s 3 years ago

  • ahhahahhahaaaa. that was hilarious !

    :)

    xdancingintherainx 3 years ago

  • okkkkkkkk

    plummerguy92 3 years ago

  • Wow, that's one foulmouthed onion there!

    jozafax 3 years ago

  • 0:38

    *WINK*

    WhereAreTheCarrots 3 years ago

  • XD the mom was awesome ,,,

    Yuna92FF 3 years ago

  • 'mum knows best!'

    lol

    tokiohotel0795 3 years ago 2

  • this was an Awesome vid!!! really funny =D

    Jurassic343 3 years ago

  • omg the face at the end was the funniest thing ive ever seen lol

    muffinmadness4 3 years ago

  • hahahahahahaha didnt see that coming!!!!! nice!

    xxSpiderpig27xx 3 years ago

  • omg mike how have you got so many hits??!

    nanawiggle 3 years ago

  • lol i luv it

    slayerAndMRT2 3 years ago

  • hhahaha

    boyslikegirlsthunder 3 years ago

  • milf

    razwillcox 3 years ago

  • lol ok....!

    youdevil6 3 years ago

  • ahahha austrailian? english you dumb fuck.

    lytebyte2002 3 years ago

  • yea blind person, notice i corrected my mistake, u dumb fuck

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • Calm down ladies.

    DominicHunt 3 years ago 2

  • and how would u know? stalker...

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • hehehe

    straub11 3 years ago

  • LOLL.

    The Hitcher voice from the Boosh? :)

    FrostedLlama 3 years ago

  • lol cool

    443948 3 years ago

  • haha i like how he just ran away after.

    implode44 3 years ago

  • sounds like daveyboyz

    incomplte1perfection 3 years ago

  • L O L

    thats brilliant!!!

    BoomHeadshot999 3 years ago

  • LOL did u actually get your mom to do that?

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • No, I hired a robot that looks and acts exactly like my mother.

    ;)

    badm4ths 3 years ago

  • lol how did u get her to do that? WOOT YOUR AUSTRALIAN! i luv Australian accents ;)

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • EDIT: o lol my mistake its a British accent, ALSO AWESOME!

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • why can't americans tell the bloody difence between english and australien accents? wtf? we dont sound the fucking same!

    PhotoFinish2008 3 years ago

  • why don't u just go to bloody hell

    phoenixtear2 3 years ago

  • lol good one

    Hamza477 3 years ago

  • Already there my friend...already there.

    Fidotcom 3 years ago

  • Its worse when they dont talk , they just sit there giving you the silent treatment ..onions are bastards :-(

    lyxdexic 3 years ago 6

  • lol :D

    octoman7 3 years ago

  • Haha brilliant starring role of mom.

    Castle03 3 years ago

  • mint make more :)

    moldy2k7 3 years ago

  • LOL to the mum

    jmurillofan 3 years ago

  • HAHAHA ivens, bollocks are you gonna reply to all these.

    But reply to me deffo ; ]

    DominicHunt 3 years ago

  • lol i love this video! =D

    Rydron360 3 years ago

  • hahahahaha

    Totally took a turn that I didn't expect.

    zacharyxbinks 3 years ago

  • hillarious video ivenss!

    Fuck the people saying you copy the boosh!!

    Lew

    lewgoswell1 3 years ago

  • lol

    bluejean107 3 years ago

  • lmao

    soufan11 3 years ago

  • hahahahah

    maggotandproud1988 3 years ago

  • lmao hahaha i love this!

    TalarTactic 3 years ago

  • I absolutly love you voice! If that really happened when you cut an onion, that would be so funny!!!

    YoshiLovesJackBlack 3 years ago

  • you mean the onion doesn't always talk!?!??!?!??!?!

    BabyraceAndy 3 years ago

  • lool!!!!!!

    pregnantlameboy 3 years ago

  • mamma apparently nows best

    dude8462 3 years ago

  • This is so FUNNY! I love it!

    flusty24 3 years ago 3

  • That was kinda weird with the mom.... but the guy was VERY FUNNYY!

    hotnsexys332 3 years ago 2

  • HAHA that makes me laugh everytime i watch it

    ur a legend ^^

    Canyall 3 years ago 3

  • Still loving this video mate!

    classicDomeyre79 3 years ago

  • kooooooooooooooooooool

    ipodxzxz2 3 years ago

  • lol

    rng3du 3 years ago

  • super cheesey but I love it!!

    TheCarrotIsHere 3 years ago

  • lawl same!

    tehb0ll0x 3 years ago

  • the onion must die 4 making you cry

    randomchica45 3 years ago

  • I like killing onions!

    classicDomeyre79 3 years ago 2

  • i do, too

    but it makes me cry

    adelly1023 3 years ago

  • lolz... i didnt expect that lol

    BananaCreamCloud13 3 years ago

  • WOW!!

    clever

    jsmsn 3 years ago

  • thats fuckin AWESOME!¬!!!!!!!!

    dazwilko07 3 years ago

  • is ther any key on a keyboard to do this>> ¬¬

    wowmanlol 3 years ago

  • How fucking cool.

    KillingMagician 3 years ago 3

  • LOL

    PANiCitsGRACE 3 years ago

  • This was hilarious! How did you come up with this idea?

    rebeldragon5 3 years ago 7

  • onions make u cry ! o gosh ! i hope onoions dont make ME cry. =[

    i love onions, i love to eat them =D off my wifes patootskie !

    nyblueprint 3 years ago

  • your odd

    Username1471 3 years ago

  • I see what you did there, you tried to make YouTube think you have a wife!

    papermatemusic 3 years ago

  • wow just wow im eating one right now

    scorp1543 3 years ago

  • who eats an onion?

    ballantyne5000 3 years ago 6

  • you hate it so you favorite it? either you just want to act all tough for no apparent reason or your a idiot. either way, please don't annoy people with such rude comments.

    justj0sh1ng 3 years ago 6

  • go suck on your mom's tit

    justj0sh1ng 3 years ago

  • (suda fuck up fagboy)you know what FUCK YOU GAY PRICK

    superwatch7 3 years ago

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

    roxas2sora1 3 years ago 3

  • so funny!

    xsdsdds1 3 years ago 2

  • hahahaha XD favourited!

    rebeccaproductions 3 years ago 2

  • baddhhh have you ever heaerd of comedy??? grow a sense of humour

    parcourkid 3 years ago

  • Funny cause its true.

    They make you cry.

    Hehehe.

    :P

    doomdrao 4 years ago 2

  • i told u onions make you cry lol luv ya all my name is Jenifer xox

    hunniboop1 4 years ago