"NEVER. Mock. The Cookie."

[Lief21]

I don't remember Jade's voice being that annoying....

[tealtear2]

How could jade swallow a cookie that big?

[TheYuseiFan]

Words of wisdom xD

[CaptSchindler]

HELL YEAH!!! Never mock the cookie.

[gotriceandshrimp]

Can't argue with that shit baby :)

[themangakawolf]

lmao so serious XD

[blackrosesrock101]

lol the way he says never mock the cookie has me laughin like a hyena

[Wierdperson31]

How the FUCK do you swallow a talisman, with a neck THAT thin, and NOT NOTICE!?

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Wierdperson31

You are questioning the logic of an American cartoon involving Jackie Chan, dragons, magic, a secret section of the government, evil masks, shadow ninjas, time travel, and a stock hitman who practically wrote the trope to "Calling Your Attacks".

I highly advise forgetting you ever wrote that comment and make far better use of your time then commenting on a crappy video made by an evil overlord who barely even knows how to work the video editor that created it.

[JaitsuStudios]

@ShadowsWrath0 ... that was the single most awesome response to a youtube comment i have every seen.

i pledge my life in your service, oh great evil overlord.

[ShadowsWrath0]

@JaitsuStudios

Please be advised that the job that you are requesting comes with a 90% mortality rate. Within the first five minutes.

It increases to 100% after a few hours.

[Shadowserpent95]

@ShadowsWrath0 can i join then XD

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

With pleasure.

*hands you a broom*

Your first job is to clean up the body of the last person who joined. Or rather, what's left of it. His death was quite messy, if I recall correctly. In fact, I think his heart is still stuck to the ceiling in section 41A. His spleen somehow made it to section 56C. Don't ask me how, I wasn't there. Too busy destroying Canadian Universe #874.

Oh, and say goodbye to your loved ones before you leave. You won't see them again.

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

As for the matter of transport, I'll be picking you up via Chaos Control one of these days. This means that when I decide to collect you, a wormhole will appear wherever you happen to be situated at the time. This will most likely cause mass destruction of the surround area, so make sure that nothing important is within your vincinity.

[ShadowsWrath0]

@Shadowserpent95

And finally, there's the manner of pay. You'll be getting none, other than me letting you live longer. You should count yourself lucky, I usually kill people then use Chaos Control to freeze time around their wounds so that they don't die, then blackmail them with their lives into working for me. The fact that you're still alive is a very rare occurance. Be proud of that.

Well, I'm off to go harm the innocent. If I need you, you'll know about it quickly. Bye!

[Haleyology]

jade looks like danielle from danny phantom, and jake looks like danny grown up

[generalityrandom777]

shes your lease :D LOLOLOLOL

[Polygrammar]

you need the DISCIPRINE!!!!

[PersonDude156]

uncles last words before death''never ... mock.. the cookie''

[dakotaben2013]

ONE MORE THING!!! lol

[jawsTeh]

Lol, I love the way he says "never...mock the cookie"

[shadow3746]

how old was she?

[oskarscaikovskis]

@shadow3746 it says in wikipeia -11, but I think, shes like 6 or 7!

[THELASTREDMAGE]

Never mock the Cookie? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[mrsDee23]

@THELASTREDMAGE How'd that turn out for you? lolz

[artemisF15]

"U listen to a cookie!"

"Never mock tge cookie"

[crownedkitty67]

one mOOOOre thing:

never EVER mock the cookie

[EdgeZXY]

JACKIEEEEEE!!! never. mock. the cookie.

[messiha666]

One moooooore thing ! Uncle wants you to like this video!

[ZachValkyrie]

1 person mocked the cookie

[BasherOfImbeciles]

@ZachValkyrie i mock your FACE

[TheSweetKnight]

Evenin' Chan

[TombRaider527]

Or press 9 for the entire reason you clicked the video.

Your choice.

[TombRaider527]

Press 2 for "Chew your food"

[ChronoGXay]

Press 7 for danger. D:

[firemast6]

how the hell does a person, a kid no less, swallow something the size of dice?, my throat would kill me!

[noticemehere]

press six for dessert

[dm3150006]

press five for chiken

[spikeharusame]

they'll be getting THAT talisman back in a couple hours

[untoldkiller123]

LOL They're very twitchy xD

[Z4gle]

She completely destroys the cookie. It disintegrates and she doesn't even care. She just wants her doom O.o

[Vampirekingist]

1 person mock the cookie

[wassssup34579]

from what i heard, fortune cookies are actually a tradition that was started in America.

[Scarbgunner]

@wassssup34579 ding ding that is correct

[Sads626]

I like how uncle completely disregards his relation to jade XD

[zacho6661]

press 9

[VicMaxSim]

Jade: "The talisman... is in my stomach?"

Jackie: "How could you swallow it?! It was the size of a golf ball?!?!"

Jade: "It was soup!!!" ;^;

Oh the memories, I can't believe I still remember so much from this show.

Man I just get so pumped thinking about all the action, yeah!

--VMS

[GRRrrr576]

Jade REALLY reminds me of Karin from Bleach!

[luiz4200]

Tastes like chicken? Hilarious!

[Towerhead1]

jackie disliked this

[Kryptonitexxxxx]

how did she swallow that...

[Sovember]

@Kryptonitexxxxx That's think every night. 

[Sovember]

@Kryptonitexxxxx That's *what I think every night. 

[PieenasAreAwesome]

@Kryptonitexxxxx It's magic so there. Magic.

[AzariahKyras]

next time I'm gonna eat at a chinese restaurant, and somebody eats that cookie, I will be like NEVER. mock. the cookie.

[PGGreatOak]

1 person mocked the cookie. O_O

[Nanashi540]

LOL. I told my friend this once and for like two months she didn't know what is was from. Then she found this and she called me at like 2 in the morning, and screamed, "HA! I FOUND IT!!! YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!" LOL

[chibichlo]

Damn I want an uncle like that! XD

[3fatkid]

* ominous chinese accent* never mock the cookie!

[derricf]

@3fatkid lol i did that to one of my friends

[JungleEmpress87]

Best. Line. Ever.

Uncle always was the best character.

[DarthRaukrist]

@JungleEmpress87 what about 'Magic Must Defeat Magic' 'One More Thing' and 'Umogwaygwifyfixiao' ?

still- Uncle is the best. you got that right :)

[Momentum139]

@JungleEmpress87, quite literally "Was", in both episodes where we got to see "Young Uncle" he kicked the asses of people who were kicking Jackie's ass during said episode.

[SirPreyasThe619]

Good times, Good times

[Danevilbane]

one person mocked the cookie

[alphabladelm2011]

@Danevilbane and was "greeted" by the Dark Hand

[themadmartian21]

I find it slightly ironic that Jade wanted the cookie for dessert, but manages to pulverize it, and only reads the fortune. That said, I concur wholeheartedly with Uncle: Never, under any circumstances, should one mock a fortune cookie. Those things can be dangerous when angry...

[Nymphonomicon]

@themadmartian21 I'm more bothered by the fact that the fortune cookie shatters like an eggshell. I've broken those things dozens of times and never once have I had one completely pulverize into dust from a gentle finger squeeze.

[QuartrGuy]

One person mocked the cookie.

[bob55566]

sheesh even with a big anime mouth how do you not notice swallowing a big rock?

[Webshooters1]

AI YAAAAAA!

You want dead Uncle?

[Soroboruo]

How do you miss a ROCK BIGGER THAN A QUARTER?!

[kennylee12313]

@Soroboruo it's soup. You can't see through soup and noodles. :P

Anyway, danger lies ahead. And NEVER. Mock. The Cookie.

[powertrio123]

0:41 hahahaha

[lordzavulon666]

Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao!

[MeeWillB77]

nobody mocked the cookie yet :]

[maplejet]

I am going to mock the cookie now! *MOCKS THE COOKIE*

[honorablegolddragon]

@maplejet WHAT DID UNCLE JUST SAAAAAY!?

One more thing! *Finger slap*

[DEVONtheShaymin]

Never... Mock... THE COOKIE!!! He sais as he turns into a super saiyan.

[nintendoboy17]

Most badass line in a cartoon.

[laughingwarlock]

God uncle was fantastic.

[lambiase1]

NEVER MOCK THE COOKIE

[Z3ro42]

so funny.

[11eargyle]

what episode is this from

[McSkinger]

which episode is this

[therockX2020X]

@McSkinger Season 1 Episode 2

[allergicdandelion]

Jade pulverized that cookie in her small hands!!

[MRNTV]

your never to old for this cartoon

[MrGeraldLord]

Definitely one Uncle's best lines.

[FateProductions101]

@coolysouthkid2 I totally agree with you!

[fitzeoin]

Why can't I find a video of Unlce just saying One Moooooooooooooore Thing?

[KuroiNekoXIII]

one more thing

[1aundulxaldin]

Never mock the Cookie, Bitch. Don't EVER (BLEEP) with the Cookie, Bitch!

[AliceElizabeth2]

Ha!

Uncle:*whispering* "Never. Mock. The cookie."

LOL!!

[isylvia2461]

one of my uncles is exactly the same

except he's polish

"never mock the kielbasa" ^^

[Bidmartinlo]

She ate the stone... count me inn on cutting it out!

[Michaelmyersrulz]

never mock the cookie jackie....never mock the cookie...

[sokka55]

she ate a cock

[Reyrocksall]

hehe... the cookie is all knowing

[coolysouthkid2]

I always wanted Uncle to be "MY" Uncle!!!

[Gam3Junkie7]

@coolysouthkid2 well then:

One MO~RE THING! *whacks forehead*

[wetback626]

@coolysouthkid2 im not even asian and i want uncle to be my uncle lolz

[xxxRAWRS]

NEVER. MOCK. THE COOKIE.

[OmegaDude22]

Lol good lesson

[FangsAnimations]

LOL

[nilbog]

I absolutly LOVE this scene! Thank you so much for posting it up. Uncle is my favorite character.

[jennah101]

xDDDD SHE ATE THE TALISMIN!!!!

[Moitendo]

i loved this show!!

rofl epic scene!!