withnail and i swearathon

[flyingbodmin]

fuck off

[ShadowxBoi]

Exquisite

[nonamesareavailable1]

i liked the part where they swore

[lilanthia]

'How dare you? FUCK YOU!' *Slams phone repeatedly*

[DarklingStar1969]

MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT...!

[DarklingStar1969]

MONTY, YOU TERRIBLE CUNT...!

[MrAcronim]

shag sack show your appreciation

[CecilyHeron]

It's kind of sad when it reaches the end, because that poignant last scene, having no bad language, isn't covered here - there's a shift, the mood is heavy, the comedy of expletives is over, and you know that an era is over too, as poor Withnail is clearly aware of. This video opened my eyes to something I'd never have noticed, so thanks.

[SPeacock]

@CecilyHeron That's what I think this film is really about - all good things (the '60s, friendship, life in general) coming to an end, and I think the final scene featuring Withnail alone symbolises lost potential as well as memories of the past.

[ForgotMyPassword69]

And there we have it, a summary of the film! I am joking btw, I love Withnail and I!

[Moonshinedistiller]

BALLS!

[gigou6]

piss. fucking piss.

[Ali3nat0r]

Aah, I remember playing the drinking game for this film, where you basically have to match drink for drink any alcohol Withnail drinks on screen. Pretty hardcore

[Skamplicated]

genius

[TheGoldenTomato]

I had the speakers up loud and all my mum could hear was "Bugger, fuck, fucking, bastards, balls, cunt, wankers, ponce, who fucks arses, fuck, bitch, bastard, fuck, shat, arse, piss, fucking, bastard, balls, arseholes, bastards." LOL. Poor mum.

[dysonshowtime]

monty's brief moment of 'shat' is brilliant

[MrStonecold69]

MONTY U TERRIBLE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperNugster]

Is Withnail & I the very first film to have the word CUNT?!

[IamEVILBLANKA]

@SuperNugster the first possibly being in Carnal Knowledge (1971) in which Jonathan (Jack Nicholson) asks, "Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?

this was 1971 and i got the info off wikipedia. sounds right though, ive seen hundreds of films from the 70s and cant think of any 60s ones to include the word. best i could do but i thought id try to help : ) googled the word 1st you can imagine what it came up with lol

[richievegas01]

@IamEVILBLANKA Yeah, that sounds about right. Taxi Driver (1976) has it in. Dunno about Mean Streets (1973) Scorcese is quite fond of swearing! Doesn't Easy Rider contain the C-word? Thought it might.

[edfromtheairship]

Masterful use of the language.... reduced me to tears.

[zcapcc6]

Thanks for the upload

[CoylerP]

What Fucker said that?

Monty you terrible cunt!

How Dare you,Fuck you!

[vickiehill1]

Hilarious!!!! I LOVE when Richard E. Grant swears. He's so amazing in this movie.

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

LMFAO!

[XtalGameVids]

this is so silly,just glad it suits me right now lol nice

[MrJkid2010]

OH GOD WTF HAS YOUTUBE DONE NOW!??

[CancerousAids]

Best bit is Daragh the Irishman: "ponce!...PONCE!....FUCK!"

[Rosiexxmyrearendxx]

The fucker that sent me this has fat fucking tourettes fucking bastard cunt

[PollyR77]

follow withnail and i on twitter!

@_Withnail_And_I

[rrbh]

BALLS !!!!!

[DHPdA]

Bastard, bastard, buggering!

ROFLMFAO!

[hartmusc]

Thwats a piece of art.

You should do it for many more movies.

five stars

[mackfeck]

5 stars yo fucking bloody bastard

[Reuben0508]

"You can shove one up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it!"

[zeppelite]

BEST MOVIE EVER.

A pig shat in my head.

[gracegunawan]

LOL!!! this is fucking awesome

[DepressedEnglishChap]

Who's the twatty fat fucking bastard shagsack of a ponce conducting the intro, pretending to be drunk? What a cunt.

Bruce Robinson ought to have introduced it.

[LowSweetChariot]

oh lordy, I'm gonna die of asphyxiation from laughing!!!

[fieldmarshalhough]

Can anyone say "shat" in a posher voice than he does at 1:01?

[vampirella6x6x6x]

omg i think i just wee'd!! LMFAO

[robertscoles]

The best film ever!

[workshyy]

This film is the proof that 'bad' language is rich, versatile and funny as fuck.

[DarthCoors]

I fuck arses...? Who fucks arses...?

...Maybe he fucks arses???

[MERVILLE3]

What's your name.....MC FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

[DHPdA]

ROFLMFAO!!! Especially in the tea room: BALLS! ROFL!!! XD

[r3dr0oster]

0:42 lmfao xD piss fucking piss :P

[jakeguitarpro01]

1:01 is the best bit ever LMFAO!

[perfectlyflawed5]

piss fucking piss

[millardforever]

Oh man. It's all about 1:04.

BALLS!

[GlassPike]

I hate that these things always crack me up, I should be above it.

[annaarkadyevna]

BALLS!

[shortboardroy]

Every time I see this film I can't help pissing myself, especially at "BALLS" in the tea room!!

[aquariussouldier]

haha that is a swearing shortcut through the film, if you had a swearing/drinking shortcut that would be hilarious

[darkXatomess]

OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!!

[patchesoffear]

I love 0:58.

[FundamentallyMental]

Monty's "shat!" at 1:01

[Eldritchard]

i feel like a pig shat in my head

[DarthLee117]

PONCE!!!!

[RICKYMDOGG]

SHAT

[Harnolb]

I once met this really cute British girl from, you guessed it, Penrith, lol!

[capaldicorporations]

did she shit in your head?

[Harnolb]

No, she was really nice!

[SpiderwomanZZ]

LMFAO!

[JoshuaStapleton]

apparently i cant spell...

[fredengel]

"bastard barstard barstard buggery"

[PL1b]

Just brilliant! To be honest, the first time I watched this I was surprised there weren't more. Brilliant!

[tosm74]

I've seen Witnail & I over 40 times.. And this clip.. Tears of laughter. :)

/Tobias from Sweden

[mistermarkieboy]

Who fucks arses? Maybe he fucks arses? Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity?

Classical brilliance lol

[xXTheSockRockerXx]

BALLS.

[LuluBelle007]

Bastaaaards! You will aaaaall suffeeeeer!

[jawswithpaws]

I love the way withnail says 'balls' in the tearoom. and also 'here comes another fucker' when he's driving home

so funny :)

[samse7en11]

bastard bastard bastard buggering

[sabakyuugaara]

MONTY YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

[BraveUlysses01]

Out of this compilation I think I like this medley best: "Pisses shits shits fucking shagsack!"

[BraveUlysses01]

This is absolutely magnificent, and I remember the context of every single utterance, even after having not seen this film for years. I love it, hahaha! My favourite is still Withnail screaming: "Monty you terrible CUNT!"

[wesmatron]

Marwood saying "ponce" at 0:31 kills me every time

[wesmatron]

The more I watch this, the funnier it gets.

[wesmatron]

I lol'd

[Imatt33]

Just nearly shit myself with laughing. I want this as the ring tone on my phone.

[miccoy]

Cunt fucking shat. Hilarious mate well done.

[HonestySavesLies]

*dies laughing*

"bastard bastard bastard buggering!"

[adolf2020]

cunting fuck buggery bastard great..... mate;)

[createrainbowz]

fuckin great

[BaddaBigBoom]

Christ almighty! That must have taken some doing. Fucking well done sir!

[sambannister89]

Monty @ 1:01 cracks me up EVERY time.

[FundamentallyMental]

Shat!

[johngalantini]

what FUCKER said THAT!!!

my favourite line ever.

[the0prince0regent]

my local cinema runs a late night showing of this once every few months... It's one of my all time favourite films and inspiring from a film-maker's point of view because it was a debut film for not only the director but some of the actors too...

[JapeUK]

God I love this film, nothing better than sitting down to watch with your mates, with as much alcohol as you can lay your hands. A good night will be had by all!

[chamberzlad]

first time i ws it didnt realize there ws this much swearin lmao luv it!

[dhuinn]

Ahaaaaaaaaa it's glorious.

[sboobydoo]

Hey constantlaunderer. This American not only gets this film, but loves it dearly, having it seen it, maybe not 234 times, but a good 100 over the years. So maybe don't be so narrow-minded about people in other parts of the world. Sweeping generalizations just make you look small.

[nicck]

well it's not really generalization. It just so happens that Americans don't understand sarcasm and their comedies have absolutely no witt in them. You just have randomness, which is okay for small children, but it gets old quickly. This movie is timeless.

[UeberTueber]

i'm another american fan of withnail and i, and i could take double anything you could. ponce.

[nicck]

Go ahead then!

[UeberTueber]

i'll show the lot of you! bastards! i'll take the bastard axe to you! i'm gonna be a staaaaaar!! hehe..

(if anyone is taking anything here seriously, then you do need a camberwell carrot)

[theconstantlaunderer]

Love it Love it Love it. I am an expert on this movie as i have seen it about 234 times . I quote from it daily. Funniest movie ever made but American's wouldn't get it.

[cherryunderground]

I'm from Canada and I love this movie, and I get it too.

[kissmyshades0]

what's not to get? it's brilliant!! while not widely known in the US, it's definitely a cult classic.

right on, sboobydoo.

[randomking345]

lol i only saw this film recently and its amazing! withnails the best

[snoobybun]

Hee hee LOVE IT!!! All the best bits in 1:12. The swearing isn't gratuitous; it merely serves to emphasise the frustration/anger/disgust of the characters. Even better listened to than watched. Bollocks to the Wellingtons - let's get wrecked!

[snoobybun]

Hee hee hee!!! LOVE IT. One of my top five fave films. The swearing isn't gratuitous - it merely emphasises the disgust and frustration of the lead characters. Bollocks to the Wellingtons! Let's get wrecked...

[catbirdtree]

I say, how very rude.

[withnailandiforum]

Hi there. Sorry for the spam but we are trying to get more lovers of the film to join our forum. Our current members are pretty much the most hardcore Withnail and I fans in the world.

If you fancy joining us, we are at withnailandiforum dot com. If not, just delete this and accept our apologies.