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  • This guy should play F.E.A.R

  • Enemy: let's kill him now

    Freeman: no!

    XD

  • IS IT 10 FUCKING KELVIN!? lol

  • "-all I know for sure is he's been killing my buddies

    -Oh yeah. He will pay. He will definetely pa..."

    *MP5 gunshots*

    4 episodes later, the exact same grunts capture him Oo (compare by yourselves, they share the exact some voice)

  • @Nemesisvsjill3

    Most of the soldiers have the same voice actor.

    So no, they're different people. Same voice.

  • @Zombkillah115 I checked all their Half-Life dialogues. They don't

  • @Nemesisvsjill3

    Either way, not the same soldiers.

  • apparently, Freeman can't think when he's underwater, but he can think when he gets knocked out.

  • @timeofStigma He's been talking aloud the whole time.

  • im using these vids as walkthroughs, its great XD

  • What would have happened at the end if Freeman went around the corner?

  • @hughcri Absolutly nothing, if you dont go through that door, the game wouldn't progress.

  • @BrainDestroyer13 thanks

  • wait whast he say at 3:15?

    lol those damn fucking ninjas came outta no where

    3:18 'fucking ninjas man'

    lol? funny he said that right after i did..

    'what was i thinking about?...oh yea. i need a watch' pft

  • Episode 1: Man im late, hey! what was i talking about? oh yeah i need a watch

    Episode 34: Man what was i talking about? Oh yeah i need a watch

    :D the nightclub shouldn't be your first priority when you get out

  • sweet

  • 0:58 10 kelvin is -441.67 degrees fahrenheit, or -263.15 degrees celcius.

    just sayin....

  • It's an exaggeration

  • @Yaver14 yes i know, but theres nothing wrong with just stating the obvious...

  • 2012™

  • "T-4! I will be sure not to do that!" LMFAO

  • @Killacats119 it's 10-4, bud.

  • @jfyvneld Lol i forgot to type ten instead of 10, I was going to write "ten" but I wrote T instead

  • @Killacats119 Hey, man. No need to explain yourself to me; I still think you're awesome. :D

  • Ninjas only attacked Freeman because he's a pirate!!!

  • Fi anybody is wondering how much 10 Kelvin is,its....

    10 kelvin = -263.15 degrees Celsius

  • In my case my bodies waiting to go URRRRRAAAAA-JESUS?

  • They should make a Morgan Freeman Edition

  • I use to be a badass like Gordon then I took a crowbar in the knee

  • Y U never use the Magnum???

  • last vid 720p this vid 360p WTF

  • There's something wrong with the suggestions

    YouTube must think I'm watching awful porn

    WELL I'M NOT, THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF

  • NINJAS!!!

  • Thumbs up if you laughed at the end after freeman...

  • So why are they talking about their nefarious plans over the radio when they are right next to each other?

  • NINJAS!

  • I've traced electron orbits, you think I can't find you!?

  • I just realized something..... GORDON FREEMAN IS THE NEW JAMES BOND!!!!

  • Who's ready for ninjas? No one. They're ninjas.

    

  • fucking ninjas man.

  • haha "the strippers dilemma"

  • Fuckin' ninjas, man.

  • It would be funny if invader zim randomly popped up as an alien and started to help him. Make a great team. They're both badass.

  • weren't the ninjas black ops?

  • UH-OH! NINJA IN THE CLOSET!

  • @ThunderCavalier One million dollars!

  • How much does it cost to buy a Black Mesa certified ninja?

  • 2:23 Wopsie

  • Watch untill the end.

  • magical sniper fairy

  • oh man that bit about ninjas was epic!

  • How is everyone communicating with each other? I mean, the soldiers have radios and whatnot, but I don't think they would work too well underground. The scientist somehow knows about the tracking devices, and the guard had a message to deliver! Everyone is just sitting around and laughing at Freeman, who's running around the whole complex...

  • "I chase electron orbits - you think I can't find you?"

    Greatest line ever.

  • Mabey it was the magical sniper fairy that gives silenced hollow-point rounds to people who dont eat there vegetables...

    That was one of the Grim's Tales right?

  • @burnerthehedgehog please come back once you learn how to spell.

  • @Shadowyconman Please come back when you learn how to Not Give a Fuck, like me.

  • For reference, 0 kelvin (K) is absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible. 273K is the temperature at which water freezes into ice.

  • yeah it's cold.......... when you are not NORWEGIAN!!!

  • @peerse1 What do you mean?

  • @RobinOlsen2011 some of us norwegians walk without jacket or anything and jumps in the snow

  • @peerse1 Not all.

  • The part where they turned off the lights an jumped him scared the shit outta me.

  • LOL IS THIS TEN FUCKING KELVIN? 0:58

  • 44 people met the magical sniper fairy.

  • Ninjas, man...

  • 44 people died in Black Mesa attacks....

  • if it was 10 Kelvin you would be frozen Freeman...

  • @SNITZ0 Physic has saved him with the suit :3

  • Turn on audio transcription

  • They wana rape him

  • It looks like Dr. Freeman has landed himself in hot water. Caught in the clutches of two Marines with murder on the mind!

    What does the nefarious Military have in store for our hero?

    How will he get out of this predicament?

    Will he ever escape Black Mesa?

    Tune in next week to find out!

    Same Half-Time!

    Same Half-Channel!

    Freeman!

  • @willjar313 I love you! :D

  • @willjar313 Find out in the next episode of dragonball z

  • @willjar313 umm tune in next year is more precice!

  • @willjar313 Oh, you're good... .__.

  • @willjar313 I WISH Freeman's Mind were a weekly based show...

  • The ninjas scene made me cry in laughter.

  • ninjas its always ninjas

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  • This is the best thing that happned to Machinima......And Youtube......And the internet.....This guy is freakin' AWESOME!!

  • frosty

  • Thumbs up if you think they should do this with HL2!

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 100% agree

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 Once he's done with Half-Life, he probably will.

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 And the episodes.

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 i would love to see his reaction to city 17 and the combine

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 2 ppl have already

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 Dude by the time they start HL2 I'll have graduated highschool.

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 I think he will when he finishes Half-Life :)

  • @TrickyPickyRicky123 Thumbs up if you think the episodes for HL2 should come out bi-weekly at least!

  • I think I remember all those "ninjas" were chicks. I was hoping Freeman would bicker over that or something.

  • The magical sniper fairy is watching you

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 360P

  • @fruitloopwarriors

    Nonononononononono, NO

  • Was that the first time hes cursed on these videos?

  • Mom: Eat your vegetables dearie

    Kid: NO!

    Sniper fairy: *poof*

    Kid: O.O FUCK!

    Sniper fairy: *silenced hollowpoint gunshot*

  • Have you noticed the pumping video over there? ----->

  • omg FREEMAN NOOOOOO

  • 10 kelvin = -441.67 degrees Fahrenheit... Freeman −459.67 °F is absolute zero. Freeman, you would barely be able to move letalone run, but of course this IS Black Mesa.

  • @031000ron1 Look at that guy trying to explain science to Gordon freakin' Freeman.

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  • @meppapza lol. Toevallig heawh xD

  • Freeman be trippin' Bawls.

  • thumbs up if you rewinded to see who killed this soldier

    "Make sure you don't........"

  • Are da ninjas stalkers

  • no one expecte the spanish inquisition (ninja's)

  • Using aliens to express your views on black people without people noticing, who else but freeman?

    It's freeman, freeman, you never really know what he's going to do next, it's freeman, freeman, holy shit fuck piss, i won't get sex!

  • Ahhh science jokes,: intelligent, clean and there's one for every occaision "I change electron orbits you think I can't find you!? "

  • Freeman = Chuck norris

  • The magical sniper fairy!

  • NINJAS!

  • guy 1:body, what body?

    guy 2: heheheh

    freeman:hahahaha

  • Man I am TRIPPING BAAAALLLS.

  • FRIGGIN' NINJAS!!!! ninjas can be a real pain, i should know.

  • oh man, what happaned?

  • this guy has the common comedian voice and such great sense of humour

  • "I was not ready for ninjas."

  • It's morning already? *after 4 years*

  • episode 1:realizes he need a watch

    episode 34:realizes he need a watch...again

  • NO Machinima I WILL NOT FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

  • "hey you're freeman right? yes "i got something, make sure you don't....*get's shot* arkghhh! "okay I was not meant to do that! 2:17

  • NINJA's

    I always thought they were ninjas xD

  • NINJA's

    I always thought they were ninjas xD

  • whoa its morning. i am tripping balls!!

  • @juiposa Ninjas! They're not fairies, they're Ninjas!

  • 1:43 I remember the good ol'days too.

  • There's a myth - gabe has 2 buttons one is for releasing HL3 and one is for double cheesburgers

  • @LTrintukas LOL.

  • @LTrintukas That explains why he hasn't responded to my emails asking about what games he plays when he's busy delaying EP3.

  • @LTrintukas Either he's sleeping on the job, or he keeps mistaking the HL3 button for double cheeseburgers

  • @LTrintukas put it on mythbusters. *1 hour later* "myth confirmed"

  • I dont care how long these take to make, these make my fucking week. Thanks for taking the time to make these dude :)

  • Ninjas who knew

  • sponge

  • soldier: body? what body?

    other soldier: heh heh heh heh heh

    soldier: heheheheheh!

    Freeman: AHAHAHAHAHA. :|

  • @uh1yssuh

    is it bad that I replayed that 10 times?

  • I always forget about that part at the end.

  • THIS IS TEN FUCKING KELVIN?!?!?

  • @TechReviewer210 that means... - 263 °C? holy shit..

  • when he started freezing in the begining i suddenlt had to pee :s

  • It's a miracle! I dodn't get an advertisement! A sign of the apocalypse.

  • Oh my god it's cold in here! THIS IS TEN FUCKING KELVIN?!?! XDDD

  • AHAHAHAHAHA!

  • when are you going to do a freemans mind half life 2 please thumb's up if any 1 agrees

  • @masterpip2 when he finishes this one retard.

  • Eeeh... My intuition tells me that wasn't the full message. Something about him killing himself to make a point doesn't add up..

  • wow, the ending freaked me out

  • plural of ninja is ninja... just saying

  • who gives a fuck bout spelling really

  • ....Half Life had ninjas?.....

  • if thay wor nijas thay wod not have guns

  • @stormgirl604 If you had a brain you wouldn't spell like a 8 year old.

  • @daeheadshot dude, calm down, like YOU'VE never had spelling errors when posting a comment?

  • @Lythience Chill kid >_>

  • @Lythience But how do you spell 5 out of 9 of your words in your sentence wrong? thats just retarded

  • @Draenix572 well although you have a point, there's still no reason to troll the guy. I'm just saying ok?

  • ther not nijas ther black ops

  • Something about him committing suicide to get a point across and the silenced gunshot makes me a little suspicious. Maybe it's the magical sniper fairy who delivers death to kids who don't eat there vegetables!

  • @buttermen1 Silenced hollowpoint rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables.

  • IS THIS TEN FUCKING KELVIN???

  • maybe its the magical sniper fairy, LOL

  • Freeman.

    GOOORDON Freeman.

  • Laugh with them, not at them...

  • When Gordon is done with the first Half-Life, he should continue to the sequels.

  • keep it up!

  • 44 people weren't ready for ninjas.

  • @Besnada it's just half life source you can buy it for ten bucks on steam

  • i have subscribed to that show some time ago, and some other shows too, but youtube has never told me when there was a new episode!

    can someone help me there?

  • What mod or what did he get so the graphics look so great

  • @Besnada No mod.

  • How did the guys who don't know how to spell capture him, but the ninjas didn't?