The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Sweet Dreams (Are of This)

[lukerulez2009]

If you were in my dreams I'd never sleep again...

[TheKing3234]

when he blew his breath i could smell it > . <

[tinypepa]

The best way to attract a woman is to talk down to her in a baby voice as if she is a child.

[CCPcakes]

@tinypepa That's because he is a child.

[tinypepa]

@CCPcakes Tru dat.

[georgebushrocks23]

he is back on facebook

[lolguytiger45]

id kick the shit out of this fucker if he came at me

[fdrdevotee]

If someone decided to make a biographical film about Chris, it would be a horror film.

[SteelTheStoic]

Everybody look up some videos titled "Ladies, Meet Tom", and "Tom Hopes You Dance". Don't ask why, just do it.

[Saaaataan]

Dat fuckin voice...

[lukeyboy118]

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK

[SinDawg030]

@lukeyboy118 DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!?!

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@SinDawg030 Kill...Kill...KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[SinDawg030]

@ToothpickMcBrainy Blood for the Blood God! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOD GOOOOOOOD!!!!! RARGHFADLGKJASLHWHAKHADSLJHG!!­!!!!

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@SinDawg030 To those not in the know about WH40K, we probably sound like two schizophrenics riffing off each other.

Oh well.

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

[SinDawg030]

@ToothpickMcBrainy

HERESY DETECTED . . .

EXECUTING REQUESITION ORDER: ADEPTUS ASTARTES ULTRA . . .

RESPONSE INCOMING . . .

DEPLOYING THE ANGRY MARINES . . .

Semper Iratus

[BlackTemplar43]

@SinDawg030 So you are calling the Ultramarines, but instead the Angry Marines respond... The vox network may be under daemonic influence...

[SinDawg030]

@BlackTemplar43 I would only trust the Angry Marines with the task of cleansing everything within a mile of the Chandler residence short of an Exterminatus. The Ultramarines would be corrupted (save for Titus)

[BlackTemplar43]

@SinDawg030 Us Templars could also manage that!

[SinDawg030]

@BlackTemplar43 just a second, I'll grab the popcorn. You guys can go and get started on the chainsword enemas!

[MrSuperefg]

I'll be in your dreams. Sounds like Herbert the fucking pervert 0-o

[Smekets]

It´s ok, I was not planing on sleeping tonight anyway.

[LibBasher]

All my nightmares are made of this.

[MrDiablolord]

oh go to sleep already

[SlowRiotNewKanada]

WHAT THE FUCK MY MIND

[xXD000VEXx]

Did any one else vomit at 0:33 or was it just me.

[chrisluvshacks]

0:27

[MindOfCreativity]

It's like he talks to a 2 year old.

[PAVN]

Just so you guys know, this is what ACTUALLY goes on in prison.

Moral of the story: Stay out of trouble!

[Papster1000]

Nightmare on Elm Street 9: Freddy ain't shit.

[RaeperFawks]

Oh man he's so scrazy.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

In about 45 days, you'll be in my dreams.

And by "my dreams", I mean "prison."

[MrGrunge1991]

he's fucking weird



[albee1000]

And, as Ivy desperately struggled to chew through the bonds that held her painfully to the bed ....

[TheCutieCatherine]

And I thought Amnesia: The Dark Descent was terrifying.

Fuck sleep.

[LondoninColouredRain]

@TheCutieCatherine LOL even Mr Face (The Grunt) would be scared of Chris Chan XD!!! D: -huggles Mr Face-

[TheSpiralDownward]

This guy... This guy gave me insomnia.

[hyenalord]

Does anyone else think that he sounds an awful lot like Jerry Lewis when he does that horrendously creepy kiddie voice?

[YaoiCutieX3]

rise of nightmares, the predicted sequel..

[pit808545]

"Ill be in your dreams" ...

[DrewPicklesAintDed69]

I really wanna watch this while stoned off my balls.

[sondlar]

I'm really fucking high and this is hilarious.

[MindOfCreativity]

Who's he talking to? The trolls?

[TrinityRewind]

did anyone else cringe when he blew that kiss, i the the need to shower 5 times to get that shit off

[NyxFTW]

It's so fucking disgusting when he uses a baby voice. Does he seriously think chicks dig guys who talk to them like they're two years old? Fucking pedofork.

[Soooooooooooonicable]

I love how he blows a kiss as if he's smoking a cigarette.

[KiraShake]

This fucker gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

[SinDawg030]

This is more pants shittingly terrifying than a vision of a world with a black sun, oceans of boiling blood and the laws of physics being very basic guidlines at best. Hieronymus Bosch would shit himself in terror if he saw this.

[chairincarnate]

<Finds goatse meh

<Laughs at all shock sites

<Faps to gore threads

<Vomits when watching Chris-chan.

[MsAckAck]

Oh God, I feel dirty after watching this. I need to take a shower to wash his filth off of me.

[AlanSmithee06]

Aaaaaaugh! Raep face!

[schnitzal]

Herbert the Pervert.

[SNESosT]

@schnitzal hey! don't compare Herbert to this freak!

[schnitzal]

@SNESosT I can't not...he keeps going "Mmmm..." and talks in the same voice. Also, pedophiles are on the same level as this manbaby.

[SNESosT]

@schnitzal True but at least Herbert doesn't have millions hating him, also your hot so you have my vote.

(walks away with a cane)

[schnitzal]

@SNESosT True...true...and thank you, my good sir. -adjusts monocle-

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

0:33 GOD!! EVER HEARD OF A TOOTHBRUSH?! JESUS!!!!

[LondoninColouredRain]

I have to stop myself punching the screen when he uses that voice -.-

[GamingRetrospective]

What a creepy man. 

[Iemanonymous1]

EUUUGH! I swear to god wind hit me in the face when he blew at the camera.

IT SMELLS LIKE PEANUTBUTTER BARS.

[AzureClarity]

@Iemanonymous1 YOU FELT IT, TOO?!

[sirpico123]

@AzureClarity that makes 3 of us omg!!

[abtsadiemaekole]

@sirpico123 make that 4!! Ugh, i was having dinner too!

[sirpico123]

@abtsadiemaekole now its 5 YUCK!!!!!!! just viewed it again & it happened, heading to bathroom to have a wipe.

[VampairiousKun]

doesn't anyone else think the Chris-chan sounds like a serial killer and he says "goodnight I'll be in your dreams"?

[darkshade2k7]

@VampairiousKun Hes like a shitty freddy

[MeKaLaMag]

I gagged D: This is gross

[ChibiWaira]

Chris being in my dreams and keeping a happy thought are oxymorons.

[reuben0110]

i don't want to go to sleep. EVER AGAIN.

[TheSpiralDownward]

My laptop's starting to smell from how close he is to the screen.

[SlurpinProductions]

I will give anyone here $10,000 to brutally stab this thing until it ceases to move

[TonyBMan]

@SlurpinProductions CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[KiraShake]

Even Freddy Krueger is scared of this fucker.

[xXBr4ndonDXx]

I shouldn't have watched this at 3:15 AM right before bed. FFFFUUUUUUUUUU

[QuicklimeTime]

Anyone else feel like never ever sleeping again after watching this?

1,2, Chris-chan's coming for you....

[HyrAyl]

Wow. This creeps ME out. And i'm one of the creepiest persons there are.

[piegavin]

@HyrAyl you dont know creepy

[MiHiVidz]

0:13

Brain is Buffering. Please wait.

[SoujiroElric]

...This was in my suggested videos. Why the fuck did I open it...

[ZealSeraph]

1. Isn't this something he should say on the phone with Ivy instead of sharing it to the whole world.

2. Any woman would find this kind of talk more creepy than flattering.

[444Tazer]

@ZealSeraph It's probably because Ivy never existed, and he tries to make his fanbase believe they dated by uploading things like this. She, like many of Chris' sweethearts, dies. But her's is the most over-the-top, it's by far my favorite.

[6hundred3score6]

He drinks his own cum to maintain a high sperm count.

[MaxDamageProductions]

50 years later....Herbert the Pervert.

[ValentineNation]

I feel like I was raped after watching this.

[ZyxthePest]

"I'll be in your dreams!"

THE FUCK YOU WILL!

[slinkmanlover14]

@ZyxthePest I've watched this fucker's videos a few times (just for the sheer enjoyment of watching stupidity at it's best), and this comment makes me laugh every time!

[onemoreturn]

they should make a series of horror films about this creature.

[CKO92]

@onemoreturn They don't need to...his real life videos are horror shows already. :D

[lmessaggiero]

@onemoreturn There are, the Friday the 13th series

[TheCambriac]

Atleast it's not the poisonous kind, right?

[hugeburrito]

I almost threw up my cheetos at that kiss he blew...

[PrincessSayaOtonashi]

@hugeburrito rofl xD hope they werent the hot type

[rawrz255]

Who the FUCK is Ivy?!



[MrNinjaFish]

@rawrz255 Chris's gay fuckbuddy

[GoblinsnHobbits]

*washes eyes and ears* MAKE IT GO AWAY M AKE IT GO AWAY MAKE IT GO AWAY MAKE IT GO AWAY

[NighttimeSymphony]

This... makes me feel like I have been violated. Repeatedly. I mean, really, can you get any more creepy? *shudders*

[BraceForFail]

if i ever see this in my dreams i'll be sure to kill myself as soon as i wake up

[CKO92]

Love? He doesn't know the meaning of the word...in fact, I'm shocked he can even it spell it right.

[ChildofBrahma]

Does he really think chicks want to be talked to this way? Dear God.

[yodellingllama911]

I feel like screaming.

[KiraShake]

"I'll be in your dreams"

You just scared Freddy Krueger.

[Athils]

Fuck, I smell his breath!

[MiHiVidz]

@Athils It smells like rotting teeth and old semen!

[Andreazor]

I felt a bit bad today and I was angry at a lot of people, especially jews. But, Christian makes it all feel much better by being inconceivably worse.

[mrhenryleopard]

0:14 Free nightmare eyes replay.

FUCK!

[keirisrad]

Sweet dreams are made of this!

[trufuknplaya]

cannot unsee!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH MY EYES

[lonestarw0lf]

your voice scrambled my brain.. fuck your creepy,if i was a cop id arrest you before you got any bright ideas,seriously,i hope you never babysit children

[AHPMB]

It needs that plucking violin soundtrack that Hollywood always uses to accompany hordes of spiders or scorpions or other creepy, crawly things.

[MunchMan]

Why does his blow his kiss to the right of the camera instead of at Ivy?

[AsterBarnivere]

I'm going to need an"I.V" after watching this..

[SeanStrife]

...he talked to his sweethearts like their kids... my god, I just achieved a creepy enlightenment.

[dxjrules5]

At least she's not the poisonous kind

[lungpatrol]

This is like something out of H.P. Lovecraft's worst nightmares.

[TranquilFury1993]

@lungpatrol Considering the man's responsible for the Cthulhu Mythos, the Elder Gods, and the Necronomicon, I wouldn't doubt it.

[trsdos]

imagine the hurricane of garbage breath that was that blown kiss

[insanemagicguy]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK

[rawrvintageisclassic]

is this the footage from Nightmare on Elm Street: The Autistic Version?

[InuSama95]

HE'LL BE IN MY DREAMS?!

[Eriil]

Why does he talk to Ivy like she's a dog?

[Jumpybeaver]

Need to stay awake? This shit's better than five hour energy. (side effects) You may never sleep again, if you do sleep again. Expect night terrors. Use with extreme caution.

[DaniellaSerypha]

*weekly psychologist visit*

Psychologist: So, Daniela, how do you feel?

Me: Suicidal... it all started Yesterday when I watched a creppy video of a stalker watching with an awkward expression on his eyes into the camara...

Psychologist: o_o well... didn't you dream it up?

Me: Nope...6924 poeple saw the same ._.

[videogamenostalgia]

This is by far the hardest Chris-Chan video to watch...

[AwkwardBatman]

Neversleepneversleepneversleep­neversleep

[TAXEXEMPTION]

......my therapist has his work cut out for him next time i see him.

[PsykoSquid]

I'll be in your dreams? What the fuck is he, freddie kruger?

[Luellan]

I think he almost melted the lens with his putrid breath upon blowing that kiss! Hahahahahaha!

[CyberMcRock]

He sounds like a dying whale ._.

[KMxHearts]

I'll never sleep again.

[MaMudkipzIsTrollin]

It's official. I'll never sleep again.

*tum tum TUUMMM*

[TAXEXEMPTION]

OH GOD. i cannot UNSEE THIS.

[AsterBarnivere]

ಠ-ಠ

[MsDevilKitty]

ಠ-ಠ my god the nightmares

[grantasas]

I think when I go to hell (and I know for DAMN sure that's where I'm headed), I'll be damned to Eternal Torement: Watching each and every one of Chris-Chan's videos over and over and over.......for eternity.

[Falihala]

It's like watching a cheesy horror movie... only it rapes your soul.... is there a cure for it?

[AzureClarity]

@Falihala Death.

[Falihala]

@AzureClarity Oh fuck...

[shadowangel111]

Mr. Herbert, the younger years

[Spideymania]

Oh man...this is creepier than Jacob's Ladder.

[monseurkez]

Oh thank God i thought he was gonna sing Eurythmics

[XchomskyX]

OH LAWD!

[fiveMIRrOrs]

Don't tell me that this fucker is talking to some Pokemon/Sonic character.

[Matthawk12]

Chris turns the word "creepy" to "FUCKING creepy"!

[LilLadyDaniella]

he scawes me TT_TT

[Clanitz]

.....HOW IS THIS SHIT "ROMANTIC" TO HIM!?!? Some one needs to place a restraining order on this dude! (or kill him)

[h86obsid]

This gave me cancer of the soul.

This made me want to run out into the streets screaming.

This not only made me want to travel back in time and execute Chris Chan at birth, but made me want to travel back in time and carpet bomb Earth with nukes just to be sure.

[TheApocalysed]

Is there anything on the internet I WONT fap to?

[LonginusReborn]

@TheApocalysed Dear... God...

[TheNyx14]

I could smell the horrible plume of rotting food he blew out of his mouth. If I had the choice of seeing Chris Chan in my dreams or being killed by Freddy Krueger in my dreams, I'd have to say I'd rather be mutilated slowly and painfully by Freddy.

[videogamenostalgia]

Oh fuck. When he says 'I'll be in your dreams', he sounds like he's speaking DIRECTLY to me! This shit is worse than the video from The Ring! I'm not gonna sleep for a while...

[retrogamer2007452]

It's funny how he thinks creepy shit like this is romantic.

[Canny911]

God damn. His fucking voice. What grown man says "HAI IVEEEEEEEEEEEEE" like a prepubescent little girl? He sounds like he's talking to a little baby, or kitten or something.

And look at that fuck tarded kiss he blows. The douchtard even looks retarded doing something simple like that. He like fucks his hand with his mouth before he blows it. Jesus, I hope for the sake of humanity this fucker dies soon.

[Rabbitfish87]

"I'll be in your dreams"

God, that's so creepy.

[Tomakak]

'I'll be in your dreams.' And therein lies the problem.

[evilass334]

this is the only guy jason vorhees wouldent ever go near ......

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Just picture waking up to this

[Cokecakepopcorn]

WTF is this shit AHHHHHHHHHHHh rofl at the omen soudntrack being in related videos

[AkamuSlayer]

*removes eyes with spoon*

[soilwork121]

I think he just gave me cancer by blowing that kiss >.>

[SOSHaruhi101]

"I'll be in your dreams" OH GOD NO!!!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

Why does he talk to Ivy as if she were a dog?

I don't think I can "keep a happy thought" after hearing this...

[ChevalierAguila]

My eyes! The googles do nothing!

[nickblaze420]

imagine a girl wakes up at 3 am tied up and this is what she sees. Holy analrape batman

[ryubaks]

The horror... The horror...

[GentlemanOrcus1]

"Ivy, Ivy, love you, Ivy, Ivy, Ivy... at least you're not the poisonous kind."

That's lame, even for Chris.