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  • 19 people didn't listen to Jesus!

  • I love how charming Jesus is!

  • I forget that Joan of Arc was French sometimes.

  • @BasilLecher totes - when she says ''jimmy may repent of the error of his ways'' i first heard it as ''Je mai repie deuv ze Earl of Fizz-Wizz'' before i worked out it was real words

  • Robert Torti is a legend!

  • When I first saw this, I couldn't tell whether or not I should've been offended or not. In the end, I just laughed.

    Jesus is a bad-ass. :)

  • i got a new god now :))

  • BLASPHEMY! (takes another hit) B-B- PLASHEMY!

  • Klaus121991.. There is not one place in the Bible that says it's ok to beat your wife. Either you're twisting the Bible, or you don't understand it's meaning.

  • @legolas5743

    Are you also going to contend the fact that the bible says it's okay to sell your daughter into slavery, stone adulterers to death, and cut off your arm should you do something bad with it? Cuz I went to catholic school and those are all most certainly in there.

    If you think the Bible is god's word, than you can't pick and choose which rules you want to follow. You're better off throwing the damn book out and following a moral code that makes sense in this time period.

  • @RePete85 You're still confused: God himself doesn't say that it's ok to sell your daughter into slavery. It may happen in the story, but that doesn't mean it's the over all message. Watch Schindler's list. Jews are killed throughout the movie. That doesn't make killing Jews right, it's what the movie is ABOUT that you watch it for. Same thing for the Bible

  • @RePete85 And the cutting off your arm thing is a metaphor, I'm surprised you didn't get that. I don't pick and choose which rules to follow (first of all, I never even said I was Christian). He made a clear set of rules (the ten commandments) which he wants people to follow. And all of them are logical things people should do, and some of them are even laws in the real world. Also, no offense, but I've been to a Catholic Church and they don't do a vry good job of portraying wht God is all about

  • @RePete85 I forgot one more thing. It may have been the culture to stone adulterers to death, but that's not what God wants. In John, Jesus protects a woman who had committed adultery and says to all the people there: "Let he who is without sin throw the first stone." And everyone walked away. Now, Jesus is without sin. He didn't starts chucking stones at the woman. Why? Cuz it's wrong, and he doesn't support it.

  • @legolas5743

    Firstly, I'm not a catholic. I have no religious affiliation. Religion is a coping method which people use to ignore the harsh realities and perplexing mysteries of the universe. Secondly, who's to say what is and is not a metaphor in religious text? Nobody. Everything is open to interpretation. That's what makes it so dangerous. The fact that people think the bible guides them to do the right thing when in fact it the same passage may be interpreted in completely opposite ways.

  • @legolas5743

    You can say: "Oh, you're missing the point. You don't get it. You're twisting the words and misinterpreting it." One can interpret the bible in any way they like and make the same claim. Thirdly, the ten commandments are not very well thought out rules. I won't go into detail about each commandment, but just as an example: "Thou shall keep holy the sabbath day. Okay. What qualifies as keeping it holy? Going to church? Not working? Sacrificing livestock? Open to interpretation.

  • @legolas5743

    The bible itself as a sacred religious work of rules to live by, but with many vague, hypocritical teachings that because they are "the word of the lord", lead people to do dangerous, destructive, and evil things. All in the name of god. If you want to know which rules to follow and how to live your life, you need only get yourself acquainted with the world around you. Understand that there's a gray area between right and wrong. And that little green men are stealing your laundry.

  • @RePete85 If you're referring to the old testament, I understand what you're saying. In the Old Testament, people lived by atonement. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But then when Jesus died, all we were supposed to live by was the Ten Commandments. And, frankly, those commandments are nothing unreasonable and they sure don't command you to do anything wrong. I'm telling you this in hopes that you'll drop your resentment of the Christian Faith, and, if you have it, you're resentment

  • @RePete85 of religion itself. I just want you to understand that the Bible teaches nothing of hurting one another, only loving one another.

    As for those green people... I know what you're talking about.. I caught one trying to steal my jeans the other day. -__-

  • this really happened to me

  • Jimmy don't smoke that evil weed, drink some rum, then go home and beat the shit out of your wife, like the bible says you can!

  • Damn, Jesus is a hell of a performer...

  • this is so sacrilegious,it's fantastic

  • Jesus can really sing...well he does look like a rock star after all

  • @bradwolf07 No. Rock stars look like Jesus. ;)

  • @ARoss2112 You're right of course

  • The Turin/Urine rhyme is Nobel-worthy.

  • 5:29 I fell off my couch laughing

  • There's a lot of nipple play in this musical...I just noticed that.

  • lol shadow casting this movie is the best thing ever

  • "Lets use JESUS to scare children out of something that is perfectly fine" "WOW thats a great idea!"...... Fuckers... more for me then bitches.

  • @MrSystemOAD Satire: You either have no idea how it works or you are very bad at trying to use it.

  • God that is one sexy Jesus o_o

    

  • @sonlightmind83 This Easter, spread the truth like Jesus did instead of perpetuating deception and myth. Go to TruthContest (dot)com and open The Present (with religion). Read what it says if you are seeking to learn the truth of Life. Pass this on to everyone you can reach.

  • i really want my school to perform this...i have a feeling that it wouldnt happen tho....

  • @AbbyBee0000 That's because the staff probably smokes hella dank.

  • yes jimmy listen to Jesus and drink alcohol. nothing could possibly go wrong.

  • The actress who plays Joan of Arc, played a tom-boy daughter on a 90's show called step by step with suzanne summers.

  • This is boring. I'm going back to finding sign changes in an equation, and doing synthetic division.

    I fell asleep during Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was 10 years old. Back to something that's mentally stimulating....hooray for algebra!

  • i love it when the devel spits

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  • @stagedive516 zero. zero ironic. not one bit. zero irony.

  • this song can get stuck in my head for weeks and never stop playing

  • if this would actually happen to someone whos high it would be so amazing

  • this is definitely jesus's best movie performace so far.

  • This movie is so good! Sooo smart. Every second of it.

  • I love at the end where one of the crowd goes, "You rock, Jesus!". I saw this on SHowtime when I was 13 and I've loved it since. It's brilliant, especially if you've seen the original movie.

  • I feel that this was one of the best sections in the movie. "listen to Jesus Jimmy" has stuck with me through the years, especially when I indulge like a

    Roman

  • Really great sight gag that's easy to miss. At 3:51, watch what Jesus does behind Jimmy's shoulder.

  • "Ze stranger from ze manger!"

  • this movie is freaking hilarious, does the opposite affect of what it wants to do I think xD

  • @thatsjustme25 lol it's a satire on the original reefer madness. It has some scenes and quotes that are almost exactly the same.

  • Who's the guy that plays Jesus in this? Is that him doing his own singing?

  • @boy18inva Idk his name, he used to be on the drew carey show

  • @boy18inva his name is Robert Torti, he's mostly been in television, but he's been in a number of musicals (the pharaoh in Joseph's Technicolor dreamcoat, Jack/Jesus in the stage version of Reefer, Grease, Superstar, and at least half a dozen others) take it from me that is really him singing, I think there's another clip on youtube of him singing this at Joe's Pub and another with him singing the reprise, just as much fun to watch.

  • lol the many voices in my head

  • Listen to this more then once. There are lots of clever little "in" jokes in the lyrics.

    The girl playing Joan of Arc is hot!

  • this movie is funny as hell to watch while high

  • who rocks harder

    

  • hmm, think i'll go smoke my skunk :)

  • why have i never seen this before?!?! wtf.

  • I don't think I've seen a better reason to smoke a bowl.

  • oh the story of jesus.. quite the intricate fairy tale

  • Is this a scene from Jesus Christ superstar? lol!

  • i might consider to believe in god if i could have Joan of arc...damn she is really really stunning haha

  • I can't believe that Jesus is the dad on Zack and Cody's suit life...lol

  • @alwaysnforever02 And he was the original Jack!

  • This was the best scene in the WOU showing of it! We're gonna go see it again it was so good! and yeah...the devils costume...it was quite special.XD

  • Was Joan of Arc in the original broadway? Because I just saw the play at Western Oregon University and they cut out Joan's part (and the devil).

  • The Devil was in this scene at the WOU version. I actually went and saw it tonight and it was amazing. But The Devil was just in a different costume. I'm not sure about the origional, but the WOU version held its own without Joan of Arc.

  • really? I must've totally missed him. I did see the midnight showing, so maybe they didn't have him in that one? I don't know. But yeah, I was AWESOME!! I've always been very impressed with WOU's theatre productions. I know the directors there (Janoviak and Philips) because I used to work at SRT and almost everyone there is affiliated with WOU.

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA is this for real?! Ha ha ha hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

  • @Heytrigger

    yeah i was there last night

  • For the lord God omnipotent hateth Marijuana! Marijuana!

  • i LOVE this movie it is amazing all of it even the part bout da oysters!

  • 5:29 lol the devils reaction.

  • I just saw this movie for the first time tonight. I just about fell over half way through this scene when I realized Jesus is Freddy "Mr. Downtown" Frederickson from "That Thing You Do!" LMAO!

  • 3:53 the last supper

  • that purple nurple at 4:01 was so random and funny.

  • You rock Jesus!!!!

  • Yeah, Joan is easily my favorite in the movie. "No Christian martyr wants it harder."

  • Oops. I mean, "No Christian martyr WORKS it harder." Big difference.

  • jesus is good

  • I love this musical - so refreshing to hear memorable songs - songs that can stand alone - and not just 'filler songs' which I hate about so many recent musicals. Boring non-memorable songs. This musical rocks.

  • The girl who plays joan of arc is sooooo hot!

  • Could not agree more - and I'm a girl. She is smoking hot!

  • @tcstylist She's from Step By Step!

  • @Playfulpanthress which one?

  • @tcstylist Joan of Arc!

  • @tcstylist Joan was Al

  • @tcstylist

    agreed Christine Lakin

  • @tcstylist that's Christine Lakin...if you remember the show Step by Step....she played Al......I love her to death!!!!

  • @tcstylist ....seriously?

  • If Jesus ever comes back, they'll have his ass in a dunk tank faster than he can tie his toga!

  • Jesus would have smoked it if they had it in that part of the world, because weed is a good thing. Jesus drank alcohol, too.

  • What?!!

    This isn't the Reefer Madness that was looking for; unless this was produced in 1936 and from the looks of it, it wasn't.

  • This is a musical produced to parody the original. Personally, I like it better, but it's completely different...

  • okay i was kinda mad when they did this song but its okay atleast it aint saying bad stuff about jesus. and omg i saw this at csn. wow! this musical is just wow! lol! :)

  • Man, I fucking love going on adventures with historic figures when I smoke weed.

    Oh wait, all I do is get happy and well-spirited. Shoot.

    Oh and we all know those damn savages the Rastafaris don't use cannabis as a holy religious sacrament in cooperation with the bible. Chyeah....

  • jesus isn't real

  • neither is marmelade

  • ah hahahahaha

  • i think the well known historical facts are telling a different story

    you could say, jesus is not the son of god, thats a theory which coukd hold stand

  • Yes, true. There obviously was a man named Jesus, a fact that holds true since I know a man named Jesus.

    Other than that, historical stories and subjective accounts claim a man named Jesus was the son of God.

    Historical, empirical facts do not support this theory.

    I admire your reasoning good sir.

  • im sorry if rifa was so bad, why is it used in most medi9cation around the world? and for further research into curing cancer etc...

    You religious dudes neeed to learn to stop preaching your linear views....

  • marijuana or any drug (even medicines that are not banned) is bad IF it's misused or overused. the overdose of sleeping pills for an instance can kill someone. so do other drugs.

  • damn... if jesus looked like that I'd convert lol!

  • " * Genesis 1:29 "And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb-bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat." * Genesis 3:18 "... thou shalt eat the herb of the field." * Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man."

  • Wow this is anti-christian!

    Look it up in the bible. Kanna-bosh was in the anointing oil used to anoint Jesus!!!!!

    Kanna-bosh is extracted marijuana! Over 9 pounds was used. Marijuana does not kill brain cells that is a lie, it is however the only plant in the world that can help the regrowth of brain cells. God bless. If you know the truth, the truth will make you free

  • Satan's Spittake!

    Awesome

  • No Christian martyr works it harder.

  • wow, jesus is a douchebag

  • jeezus, that reefer is 1 powerful drug!

    no wonder they keep it illegal.

  • shamalama there gonna getcher ding dong 3:52

  • I'm doing this song for my district drama competition! I can't wait to do this!

  • wasnt the original reefer madness black and white?

  • yeah it was made in 1936 or something

  • Does anyone know if this movie is out on DVD cuz I really want 2 watch this now.

  • yeah it is

  • Yes it's out. My friend owns it.

  • best musical

  • jesus does rule all

  • the stranger from the manger

  • he was a fungus among us, born in a mangers dung.. jesus was a mushroom uhh huhhhH!

  • "no christian martyr works it harder" lol i love this musical :D

  • robert torti is funny as hell

  • haha, best musical ever!!!

  • This film is ten times better than any of that high school musical crap.. Cmon!

  • My parents actually did this to me.

  • I hope you're joking! If you're not did you at least get a good Psychologist?

  • Soooo awesome for a made-for-tv movie.

  • it wasn't made for tv, it premiered at sundance and then showed on showtime

  • About how much is 16 bars of this song? I'm going to do it for my audition.

  • Awesome Movie!!! "You rock Jesus!!"

  • Haha this is one of my favorite songs in the movie and I love that Robert Torti plays Jesus. :)

  • I love how he gets stuck on the cross and tries to play it off, plus the "you rock jesus!" fan

  • "Rama-Lama, they're gonna cut your ding-dong!"

  • "I got a new god now!" Devil: PFFT!? ROFL!! X3

  • favorite part: "rama-lama! they're gonna cut your ding dong!"

  • lol this movie is great

  • I love it when Jesus cracks himself up.

  • This reminds me of Little Shop of Horrors in so many ways...

  • It's great to see Hollywood can still make good entertaining musical.

  • This scene is SO sexy and entertaining! Love this musical. Better than most these days - by far.

  • "I'm the poster boys for Easter!!"

  • my best friend's name is jim and he is the person who got me smokin lol im gonna show him this the next time we're tokin... up! :)

  • "Stop indulging like a Roman!"

  • I love how Robert Torti played the Pharaoh in Joseph in the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat AND Jesus in a weed movie.

    What're the odds.

  • oh snap, it's Jesus the Lounge Lizard XD

  • Jesus has a really good singing voice.

  • its the guy who played Jesus in the movie Jesus Christ Superstar!

  • No its not

  • the original reefer madness is so funny to watch high.

  • This and "Little Mary sunshine" are my two favorite songs in the show.

  • funny thing is that those songs are complete oposites of eachother.

  • Yeah! LOL!

  • I can not decide which number in the film is my favorite....but this is definitely up there!

    "I'm the poster boy for Easter!"

  • Rock me sexy Jesus

  • They guy who plays Jimmy looks like the kid (skylar) who was in Hamlet 2.

  • /watch?v=4DVXIRL_VYw

  • Saten spiting his drink at the end is priceless!

  • omfg! satan just nipple twisted jimmy. he is EVIL!!! note to self: satan+hell= purple nipples... O.o

  • could someone translate the latin part of the song?

  • The first part, "dona eis requiem," is a fairly common phrase that means "grant them rest." "Numquam fumas canibas" means "never smoke cannabis," and "Aut incendes ibi inferno" is "Or fire there below." Basically: "Never smoke cannabis or you'll burn in hell."

  • Wow, Joan of Arc is sexy.

  • agreed.

  • she's the middle sister on that show Step By Step

  • religions done more killing than weed.

  • I'M THE POSTER BOY FOR EASTER!