Martin - Security Guard

[belziebub]

i love you Martin Lawrencew you are amazing

[Adotpdot83]

"...git reddy get u lil money"

[sly4185]

Pam's bootys mmmm mmmm mmmm!

[Tansey81]

I love how he just throws the second guy out of the way for no reason whatsoever ... LOL

[belziebub]

lmfao boy you about to be mad as hell

[calebcat1234]

ooooh!!!! I am dying laughing! My stomach hurts!!! Martin? You are deadly, hilarious!!! LOL!!!!

[SRT92]

dis shit bever gets old

[diziamonddave]

he calls the big muscle Dude "Bwah" 31 times!! I love Otis

[IzrailGhazi]

Pam is too sexy! Lord have mercy!

[teena82]

yea boy "I wants alot of that" lmao

[meechbeme]

After he says "Girl missy poo" his bottom lipp twitches if you notice lmao

[cocoaqueen16]

I almost pissed my pants laughing at this. Challenging Otis= A guaranteed ass whooping. =^)

[dasanman69]

Imagine there's no money around here. Yoko!!! LMAO, that's a reference to John Lennon's song "Imagine"

[SocaTrain]

@dasanman69 thank you for posting this! i was trying to figure out if this was a reference to a song of hers or somethin

[Offthbadan]

How the cast and extras kept from laughing had to be a task to master.

[JayRitzdiculous]

10 people got they ass whupped by Otis

[stlcaesar]

2:53 LOL at the guy running away...he saw it was gettin real

[lafreda08]

Getn ready ta take ya down boy lol

[AlekLT100]

Girl missy poo hahaha

[FashionIcon85]

Let's go Yoko-onno! lmaoooooo

[camar99]

Pam = ASS

[jasonito23]

I love that extra move he did after he busted the window out the car! Hilarious!

[wandasanes]

getting ready to take you down boy.....getting ready to take you down boy.....getting ready to take you down boy.....getting ready to take you down boy..... lol....

[wolly2west]

Is that Ronnie Coleman? the pro bodybuilder?

[jasonito23]

@wolly2west No that's not Ronnie Coleman

[SuperPlayboy89]

@wolly2west Naw



[SamuraiGhost63]

Boy I wants alotta that XD

[chrsyoungn]

LOL @ 1:50 thought he could get his money out, before otis noticed.. bad idea hahahahah

[MsBlackdiamond22]

bright red to blinds of bat red lol

[WarriorSpirit150]

Otis got some thick ass glasses...gooooood damn!!!....Them mothafuckas look like binoculars...lol.

[comptonking4587]

gettin redda take ya down boya gettin redda take a down boya

[niradroc]

hilarious

[heavenzhustlaz]

Captian kangroo...lol

[dre4117]

blind as a bat red lol

[Pattersonproduction1]

This was my favored Martin episode.

[bogreen19]

"cmon boy lets ta ta ma movin boy"

[Affishalbitch]

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dablkwid0w2008]

10 people aint got no money in da ATM

[MiBizzuh]

Not feet by feet. Piece by piece.. The funniest shit is when dude says, u in a no parking zone, is the sign not red enough for u. What I got ta change it from bright red to blind as a bat red.... Lmao mooo dis ca right nah, mooove dis ca! Funny shit man!

[iamwhitfield]

"now wait a minute, is this yo lil, yo car?"..."yea I'll move it in a minute ok!" "Nahh what you gone do is move that car right now!! lmboooo!

[kocoloks]

girl what's my problem missy poo

[MOB251TOWN]

"Yes I mind Bwah watch out, move on out tah.. BWAH I SAID MOVE ON TOUT TAH TAH WAY BWAH".......(lmao)

[FashionIcon85]

@MOB251TOWN lmaooooooooooooo! I'm dieing right now. lol

[WarriorSpirit150]

LMAO@0:44-0:54 "Boy boy boy....boy look like you bout to be mad as hell boy...You can't even afford to put cheese on a whopper boy"...lol. Otis shot out yo...LOL.

[rockrhymrr]

@WarriorSpirit150 haha that was my favorite part too. Comedy!

[badnewsme]

"oohhhh pretty, i can feel one of them muscles boi?" LMFAO

i wonder who the 10 tards that actually dislike this....smh

[chrsyoungn]

"I said... move outa ta tat ta way bwaah!" LOLL

[idropbombes]

@2:42 was that "feet by feet" or "peep by peep" what he said??? lmao

[IBMaccMartelli]

@idropbombes piece by piece

[flynt01]

Random attack at 1:51 HAHAHAHA!

[XxBabyGurlLovexX]

LMAO at this whole video!!! He is something serious!!! xD

[Gr8muta]

OTIS WAS THE TRUTH!!!

[idropbombes]

@Gr8muta he still is the truth!

[Camdawg97]

ALL 10 PPL WILL GET THERE ASS WHOOPED BY OTIS LOL

[akathexfactor1983]

Move it Yoko Ono imagine it aint no money around here! Aaaaahhh hahahha..

[xMPCxx]

"boi get yo...aint got no money boi..." lmao

[CoachG1000]

"Say boi, whatcha do punchin' in all them numbas boi...?"

Perfect.

[2quann]

actually it didn't really end that soon, I mean look at the fresh prince it lasted 6 seasons and plus martin wasn't really doing these characters like he was in seasons 1-3

[TheHerbSaint]

"Get on out dere boi...ain't no money boi." Oh fuck!

[TheFastFreddy]

boi i said move on outta ta wayyy boi

[MIKESOWELL]

Tichina Arnold's ass was unreal in the 1990s

[bodymore23]

Move dat car right now garl

[HIGHLYFE1000]

BOY YOU AINT GOT A ENOUGH TO ADD CHEESE TO A WHOPPER LOL 

LOOK HOW HE JUMP ON THE CAR HARLIOUS LOVE THIS NIGGA

[MikeDunn]

@HIGHLYFE1000 LMAO, all this time, I thought he said, "You can't afford to put cheese on a waffle". No wonder it didn't make any sense.

[GregDyNastyStylez]

one of the best of the 90's

[ShellyBry2001]

Very funny.

[TheSweety251]

This is so funny I have watchd this so many times amd I die laughing every time

[NupeWD1993]

My side is hurting from laughing......lmbao.....awww dayummmm....I have seen this too many times and it is still too funny!

[403ization]

he crazy.lol

[403ization]

lmao he the best

[davidrodriguez618]

10 people have no sense of humor

[Tansey81]

@davidrodriguez618 yeah really. who the fuck would give this a thumbs down?

[deucec313]

Kangaroo? Well watch how I hop on this car!!! LOL Hilarious!!!!

[MikeDunn]

Martin is on almost all day, MTV-2.

[Tim2765]

Best show ever. Period.

[phinchy007]

@Tim2765 I TOTALLY AGREE......ENDED TOO SOON

[purpledove5000]

"Girl,,,missy Pooh"

[The33134helena]

He said can't afford cheese on a whopper ... Boi!

[TheDAVIDSEALS]

boi u cant afford to put cheese on a waffle hahahahahahhahahahahah

[Stereophonics81]

@TheDAVIDSEALS whopper

[gorila427]

press 8 many times and then 9!

[Tansey81]

The funniest part is at 1:50 when Otis pulls that old bastard off the ATM for no reason

[Brnxlif]

@T81, lol. FOR NO REASON! Lmao

[Tansey81]

LOL ... i love how he grabs the second guy and throws him out of the way for no apparent reason at all

[keke0492]

who puts cheese on a waffle rofl!

[Tansey81]

@keke0492 - black folk.

[rmiles01]

@Tansey81

wrong

[rmiles01]

@keke0492

he said you cant afford to put cheese on a whopper not waffle

[Tansey81]

@rmiles01 - No it's not, it's "waffle" ... cheese on waffles very popular with the black folk

[earlmccormick88]

@Tansey81 It's whopper. Burger King. You know that.

[Tansey81]

@earlmccormick88 - You're probably right, but it does kind of sound like waffle ... and people DO put cheese on waffles. Just google "cheese waffle"

[earlmccormick88]

@Tansey81 Even rapper Big L said it.

"I wouldn't give a b**** 10 cent to put cheese on a whopper."

Big L - No Ends No Skins

[Tansey81]

@rmiles01 Why are you so hellbent on telling people it's "whopper" not "waffle." And do you not agree that cheese waffles are a popular dish among your people?

[Price2095]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IM GETTIN READY TO TAKE U DOWN BWAHHHHH

[FInalage2012]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! Mr. Otis always has me rolling!

[davisadministration]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[drychalice]

Excellent, nothing but excellent.

[yeshiva83]

Pam does have it going on back there.

[pyt4eva05]

I know now oops lol

[ZaneOneTwo]

Yoko oko! Lolololo

[pyt4eva05]

You can't afford to put cheese on a waffle...lmaoooo

[Meela234]

@pyt4eva05 It's on a whopper. lol

[JohnBeast824]

That nigga big as fuck

[JewelzTV]

Voy i saaaywy move on at ta ta ta way vooooy

[allwayzangrynyc]

evrythin i know about security Old Otis showed me

[Kevdaddy8]

@allwayzangrynyc... too funny!

[RamalTriggerhappy]

Say bWOY. Wat u doin puchin in all dem numbers bwoy. Wat u gotta bank account in Switzerland Bwoy..

[RamalTriggerhappy]

just saw this episode on tv yesterday.

[n8020]

Moo...da...cah...

[ChiknThighTatorPie]

u can't afford to put cheese on a whoppa, bwwwahh

[mozart0341]

i want a whole lot of that

[sichigo1221]

lol

[mophreakous]

I got to change it from bright red to blind as a bat red???????

[clefftic80]

best show ever!

[beauchot78]

Best ever char bwa

[jayblac]

FUNNIEST SCENE OF ALL SCENES

[scabooty09]

"bwoy i said move a tata way bwoy!!!!!

[TheDev2g]

what you got a bank account in switzerland !

[meme123bi]

u cant afford ta put cheese of a waffle

[TheDev2g]

@meme123bi dats whopper ! cnt afford 2 put cheese on a whooper from Burger King

[meme123bi]

@TheDev2g O IT SOUND LKE HE SAID WAFFLE

[DutchKalhoun]

Cheese on a Whopper not waffle.

[Dactuck]

Shanane, Otis, Dragon Fly Jones, Jerome, Martin. Thanks brother.

[lrwsoreal]

@Dactuck and dont forget mama payne, and white bob from marketing, and roscoe lol

[db48]

"gettin ready to take ya down bwah, gettin ready take ya down bwah, gettin ready to take ya down. LOOK AT CHA BWAH!"

[19wetasariver]

@db48 lmao



[dionajoi]

@Chancler Exactly!!!

[expresswithink]

"u bout to be mad as hell boy, u cant afford to put cheese on a whopper boy" lmao... i still watch this show to this day

[19wetasariver]

@expresswithink ROFLMAO..........I LOVE THAT PART

[expresswithink]

@19wetasariver i know right...martin is a fool lmao

[solidussnake9000]

i wonder who would win in a fight between otis and dragon fly jones

[RobLo313]

1:54 he aint even do shit lol

[MRROYAL1620]

what I gotta change it from bright red to blind as a bat red??!!?? classic

[BilalisMajor]

Naw, watchu gon do...

[bertmarx]

boy i said move up aoutta da way boi... lmao

[Cb28747]

best character he had....

[peperls]

"Move on out da-bwaaaaa-saaaay bwaaaa-move on outha da waaaay bwaaaaa"

[305Navi]

Lmao @ 0:17

How n the world u walk up 2 some1 using the ATM machine talkn bout "say bwoy what u doing pushing n all those numbers there bwoy?" OMG I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

[Sholn526]

2:48..... Did he say nigga?!?! lmao

[DaWildfireHD]

u drink alot of milk huh bwah lol

[gleno61927]

48

[phinchy007]

"GETTIN READI TAKE YOU DOWN BWOY" LOL.......

[wallyworld776]

@phinchy007 I'm an old head and this was on when I was in high school. At wrestling practice, we used to taunt each other with that during wrestle-offs. Oh the memories of this very underrated show. LOL.

[spiderpimp33]

2:37

Classic!!!!!

[spiderpimp33]

"My problem is....I'm bout to move this car, Piece by piece!" LMAO!!!!

"Kangaroo? Well watch how I hop on this car!" LMAO!!!

[tempo1889]

"Kangaroo well watch how I hop on this car." Love that part.

[smooth313detroit]

you want some of this?

Voy i wants alota dat lmbo!!!!

[DJGIMS3000]

2:27

"Change it to Bright red, To blind is a better red" LMAO!

~Dj Gims~

[IMFrames]

he sound just like lil wayne

[pimpinporkchunks]

MISSY POOH !!!!!!!!!

[funkyfindlay13]

"What? I gotta paint the curb from bright red to blind-as-a-bat red?!?!" LMMFAO!!!

[jovonlee316]

omg i finnally found that clip of otis "getting ready take ya down boi" ive watched every martin show after that

[NyFin3st11]

LMAO @ the long pause after he said missy poo...the look he had on his face

[elgriego331]

You still cant beat this kinda of comedy. Ageless! Every time I had a hard week at work I watch this and it brightens me up. Thanks for the post bigtdogg13.

[patton2323]

Snap look at that hat when he get to making all them fast movements! That shit stay on top of that noggin haha Martin go hard!

[tazzy755]

To funny, "can I feel one up there", lol

[01ballhog11]

dis was too funny lololjhahahha

[thinlizzybone]

Damn, my day was fucked up til I saw this shit, now I cant stop laffin!

[usmcsdi69]

My problem is girl..... Missy Pooh. LMFAO. I love Martin!

[doogaman77]

lmao!!!! when he ripped the interior out lol!!! move dis car on out chea!!!

[TheJennyr09]

I wants a lota dat boi! LOL 

[likklefella]

move on out cha da way bwoy!

[jermikki]

why this cat busted the window, then swung at the empty window? wow!!!!

[mophreakous]

Bwah,I said move out da t-t-t-t-t-t way Bwah!!!! LMMFAO

My problem here girl, MISSYPOO! LOLOLO

[belziebub]

@mophreakous boy boy boy you bout to be mad as hell-- that is so fucking funny-- move on out the way- actually I do mind--

[mophreakous]

@belziebub After he beats up the bodybuilder that fool throws out the next dude really trying to use it!!!!!! U ain't got no money BWAH!!!

[belziebub]

@mophreakous cant wait 2 get my money and gloat as they die