Curly damn Hair (Unsubscribe if you want)

[lovebriev]

had a crappy ass day today and then i found jpmetz, now my day got 100 times better! THANK U!!!!

[EminemFan2011100]

Paper ass towel. LOL! xD

[JoliePitt1000]

you are sooo funny! pmsl.

[TayJayBev]

"seper-fricken-rate" Best. Line. Ever.

[TheEllaVator]

*dies* Justine and I use the same products. I might die from happiness.

[MrCandypop12]

I love u soooooo much keep on making vids

[weirdbagel]

where can i see this video?

[MrMondomania]

you remind me of big rhonda from that 70's show

[singitout55]

thumbs up for not seper-fricker-ateing your god damn curls.<3

[grieftick]

O___O creepy eyes.

[hellodesu]

@grieftick but you don't have pretty hair like jpmetz does

[grieftick]

@hellodesu <__< you don't either. No one does.

[etv112]

I LOVE YOU ! YOUR MY NUMBER 1 IDOL ! -3 YOUR SO FUNNY

[ImMakedUpForever]

i laughed so hard through this entire video

[berriesmmm]

i look like you, you look like me.

i look like you do about three years ago

[ebelle543]

i bought the same anti-frizz stuff because jpmetz has it.

[MiniM00ser]

why would we unsubscribe? Instead, we should be making more accounts and subscribing those accounts to you!

[MsEminem2121]

with this paper ass towel. lmao i love Justine...

[connie18970]

(1:15) i lol'd

[MissBrightside7ate9]

I'm confused............

[heetherloovesyou]

So I think  you should just ascend up into the heavens and be with the gods :)

[BabeyBoo22]

mr.rogers died love ;c but he was a pervert and not perfect unlike you :D

[NeonValentine]

You make me so, so, so very happy!

[SuperRoach28]

what the fuck ?

[Marcdaman21]

random person calls me an idiot = ur friggin dead asshole! u dnt know me!

justine calls me an idiot = i am honored

[lalalaG13]

I fell in love with you in less than 4 minutes...your pretty much a boss.

[SummerStormsz]

loooool

[skybreaker09]

Thumbs up for "Paper ass Towels" :)

[Danieljbest9311]

I have curly hair, and I never knew that tip.

For real, thank you.

[xgennixlovex]

I love it when you call my eyes creepy. <3

[XCarinaxx3]

Haha made myh dayy. Luv ya!

[MrsPikachuu]

DAMN DAMP.

[ohmygravy]

serapa-frickin-rate.....I love it!!

[audrey33vargas1]

At least she's realistic about life people, everyone else is living in their own retarded world instead of making good use to the real world, oh wait that's impossible because everyone already fucked it up!!

[tashak29]

why the fuck is this bitch so ugly? and she talks shit about other people..lmao . look in the mirror bitch

[Knhyd]

@tashak29 they're her friends. :V they make fun of each other in all their videos.

[hijkidding]

i lmfao every time i watch this. :D btw, does anyone know where the video is of her berating petrilude's video? i can't find it on her list >.>

[Xxmyriam1212Xx]

@hijkidding Its called " "Sober" Audio Commentary - Petrilude" :D

[hijkidding]

@Xxmyriam1212Xx thank you!! :D

[Xxmyriam1212Xx]

@hijkidding Anytime! :D

[euphoriacc]

If anyone dose NOT like your videos or at least find them amusing, obviously lacks common sense, intelligence, wit and a sense of humor. Just my opinion. I look forward to you every day.

[vansgirl7ify]

your hilarious i watch ur videos all the time haha nd i think asshat is ur catch frase haha

[geico1212]

i shouldn't have been drinking coffee while watching this... :| my laptop is ruined! D:

[rubberduckyluver1]

So now that your damn hair is damn damp...

HAHA

[eyeheartpancakes]

i was just reading a name of a product and read in my head "liquid ass eyeshadow the hell"

all it said was liquid eyeshadow.

[kelseythomasson]

@eyeheartpancakes You've been watching way too much JPMETZ.

[mablabin14]

Can we have the sexy time?

[nchollywood]

sepa-frickerate? I love your new words Justine.

[demirocksmylife]

Anti frizz.... O_O

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

You are seriously awesome, I love you!

[PopOffAwesome]

I Lovvvvvvvvvvvve You!

[RantsofOtaku]

LOL.

[boxmasro]

Sarcasim is important. I want more of it in my life.

[Itzie4798]

My mind is blown.

[josied1996]

LOL

[GrimmReaperess]

what was that about creepy eyes? O_O

[GearsChick]

adam carrola doughter!!!!!

[357Y1]

I know you are but what am I

[MsGrowngurl]

@sophieedoyle What are you talking about? That's an awful comeback also. 

[Merasty70]

your the best internet guru/model on the internet that i like!!!! your so beautiful (=^_^=)

[sbe20091]

U made me choke on my effing water!!! LOL

[jarrodwagner]

I love watching your videos, they make my life seem so easy compared to you. You make me laugh :D

[jarrodwagner]

I love watching your videos, they make my life seem so easy compared to you. You make me laugh :D

[MsPerfectRed]

you look just like my old probation officer

[xxcatyxx555]

lmao i watch your vids cuz theyre so funny! you understand speaking sarcasm and making mean jokes is the way to be and that its fuckin halarious. =]

[ZalethX]

@sophieedoyle

allowed* OH MY GOD SOMEONE WHO'S SO UPTIGHT ABOUT ENGLISH SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG :O

its so obvious that people like you who use proper punctuation and capitalisation (can't say the same for your spelling LOLOLOLOL) would get pissed if someone didn't follow. its called inference bby

[GayDannyOMG]

I love you JPMETZ! you are a friggin Youtube legend! #1JPMETZ FAN!

You make My Day EVERYDAY, I see Your Vids EVERYDAY! you are life!!

-Danny♥

[ZalethX]

@sophieedoyle

aha, using the excuse of being opinionated to hate on someone, classic dumbshit behaviour

nah, im just using my lack of the use of proper punctuation to piss you off cuz you know only militant retards get pissed off with that

[blackzt3r]

dude you have curly hairs around your dick.. but whatever its not your fault to be a man-girl

[ZalethX]

@sophieedoyle

... that's all you can argue and nitpick about?

fail.

[ZalethX]

@sophieedoyle

dude stfu why are you even here if you don't like her

[ayantonelli]

YOU ARE SO DAM PERFECT

[sonjaxo17]

itsjudytime made 65 different accounts and disliked this.

[MsGrowngurl]

@sophieedoyle well....140,000 is quite a lot of people who don't find her a pain in the ass, asshat.

[anywhoozer]

@sophieedoyle your a pain in her ass for leaving a pointless comment....stop searching for people you hate and complain about it! >.< god your type of people are a pain in my ASS!

[trinitykiller2]

lol she's ugly and fat :D

[hhhh672]

ur hair reminds me of Michael Jackson, haha...but don't take offense because I think his curls (and him in general) is sexy and fine as hell ;)

[AshleysWar]

paper -ass- towel!

hahahahaha!

lmao!

[jcuh22]

lmao! Seper-freakerate???? Paper-ass-towels? this is fantastic. I wish i could curse like you. lol

[JaiiMvX]

fucking amazing.

[TheOneAndOnlyMandee]

i hate my curly wavy hair lol

[mus1ken]

want to unsubscribe so bad..but can't

[iamelvisman68]

i do like mr rogers..

[kkglamily]

I FUCKING LOVE DORA! the little weird girl who WANDERS THE FORREST ALONE WITH HER TALKING PET MONKEY THAT WEARS BOOTS. JUST SAYING.

[ThexEmptyxHearted]

Please. PLEASE marry me. Please.

[333alli333]

Fucking Love you.

[IServeOnly1]

PHAHAHA " I rubbed this the hell in"

[IServeOnly1]

this is the first time i've ever watched jpmetz and i laughed, i laughed, i laughed and then i started to get less offended about her calling me DUMB so much =D lastly, i subscribed heee!

[tina2793]

@IServeOnly1 LOL!!! Me too!!

[ripleycute]

YOUR SO FUCKING HILARIOUS I LOVE YOU!!!

[woodie62]

Why would you want me to unsub? You are looking good, and you got something good to say! Relax, pretty one! You are loved!!!! ;0)

[cocoaviolinist]

PAPER ASS TOWEL

[omfgomfg17]

I hate that anti frizz just sayin xD

[SilverSoulNation]

seperfricerate your friggin tendrils!

[Ch0c0l4t3cr4ziix]

SEPERFRICKERATE :)

[SkittleyPhallus]

Be my wife?

[PrincessofDarkness79]

This is my favorite damn channel on youtube the hell

[icancrankthat89]

hahahahaha you crack me upppppp.

[BlackJack973]

paper ass towel

hahahaha!!

[mirandalikespie]

OMG i STILL jump in the beginning...from the...sound...thing.

goddamn.

[MappStephanie]

i want to marry you. and i like boys...

[hypn0tk]

jpmetz FTW! Period.

[gurlieme]

i love how you told to to unsubscribe or leave . . . and i stayed and watched . . . AND SUBSCRIBED :D

[patdchicks4]

You know what? You are damn fucking amazing.

[angel6554]

You lost me at "tutorial"

Lol

[mylifeismadeofwin]

Seprafrickerate is now my new favourite word. :)

[youreaterpiknow]

paper ass towel BAHAHAHAHA omg i died

[Goldton328]

Your Video's Are Awsome! x

[nowayitsjennie]

"In-damn-tact" and "Sepa-friggin-rate" should be words in the dictionary, because if jpmetz uses them, they are words.

[jooonleyg]

i hate my freaking curly hair

[Addamsfn120]

haha! it's a good thing I WAS sitting down!!! anti Frizz!!! :D

[sarahlouiseduran]

love your vids. you totally rock!

[SimZoomZoom]

frizzy. ASS

[InuyashanKag]

Ahahahahaaaa lolll

You remind me so much of myself xD

you may get some haters but screw them, you're funny. That's why I'm still watching your videos. xD And I subscirbed so I must be an idiot xDDDD aahhh, omjpmetz<3

[xxMCRvenomxx]

I hate having wavy hair

[Greenlime15]

This is the FIRST youtube blog that I've HONESTLY hurt my abs laughing so hard at. Every video makes me burst into hysterics. You're amazing. Your personality is incredible and I wish I knew more people with your sense of humor and opinions. Keep it up :)

[TropicalJul]

dose & jealouse <3

[dancerbabyy03]

My freakin god jpmetz, you're so freakin funny it should be illegal! like its ridiculous.

[nightdhade]

"IT'S GONNA GET ALL MESSED UP AND FRIZZY......ASS"

...Ilu

[sibowittz2]

Paper ass towel! LOL!

[Izmad45]

U R SO FUNNY I CANT BELIEVE IT!

[tfolsom322]

spelling.....got to love how hard it is for some people....ha

[THEVAMPCULLEN]

so, I work at a children's hospital, and every time something goes wrong at work, like a kid throws up on me, or kicks me in the leg...I think to myself " what would jpmetz do......but then I think about it again, because I don't want to be arrested.

[julesb2]

Dora better than u by a thousand years

[julesb2]

It's not beauty when u hv something to do with it

[Princesszeebunny]

Separfriggerate. Hhhahaha i love that word

[julesb2]

Idk who did subscride

[EllieSUICIDEE]

HAHAHAH, YOU'RE A FRICKING GENIUS.

I love the fact how you don't give fuck at the asswipes who insult you.

damn right, keep it up :D

[Kedamono246]

Asshat! thats the greatest thing i've heard since flip a bitch.

[E4tT3hR1ch]

lol

[Vaffeljern2]

take a break and breath.

[GuitarRocka4444]

i have curly hair. and i like it!

[Nightmare1up]

steel heavy duty soapbox frm lane bryant :D...............jelouse lol

[MoralDilemmas]

HA!

yeah just stop, it's too much for us.

[Jake199415]

This is a true kiss my ass comment. Kiss my ass:)

[Dazzled1089]

YAY for sarcastic and angry!

[OliviaIsNaff]

I gave this video to my jewish princess friend. She has curly jew hair

[xxitsmyfault]

you're hilarious. subscribed.

[ChairRon138]

omg omg omg omg ...

[Xxnicoroxxx]

U r officially the queen of sarcasm and negativity. Huuzzahh.

[hinaxsakufanReborn]

Frizzy...ASS xD

[hyphytica]

yeah for curly hair!

[whoaaaitslilyy]

I can't even describe the love I have for you.

[JoeIsHot77]

GENTLY SQUEEZE

[waysidegal26]

curly hairs a pain in the ass.

[shemini850]

i love you.

[styleswimchick]

this was funny, i like that one comment who spelled everything wrong

[nette626]

I just discovered your channel, and i cant stop watching! your so FUNNY!!:D

[PopHeartx]

I love you

[thegreatcaitymarie]

Haha I got lost at the end, I'm sooo glad you realized how advanced this video was and dumbed it down for me... X^D

[bbprincess2147]

Lane Bryant soap box!! Yes!! From which season's catalogue can I order one???? lol

[aaline94]

You're freaking amazing.

[guitarcutie135]

are you EVER nice? no? thank god

[aidansparkes]

i would only watch dora the explorer if you were in it :)

[ihatecrumpets]

'Dumb & probably creepy eyes'. xD

[WarholVirtuoso]

Shit, I fucking love you, bitch.

[TheVirusMeltdown]

Ur right, i have dumb and creepy eyes. lol

[YoriNeko]

*Watches you with my dumb as possibly creepy eyes*

[Hollywoodx0x3]

I was a little insulted about the 'dumb and probably creepy eyes' comment because my eyes are BEAUTIFUL....but..sadly...not as beautiful as yours.

[HonestMom]

hHAHAHA you cut off the tutorial you damn bitch.

.

[heynimrod888]

LOL I LOVE THE ENDING

[ilikeureggroll]

LMFAO I love you. "This paper ass towel."

[lilleah2014]

i love u so effin much ur sooooo funny

[uteraldecay]

"This is going to blow your mind.." ahahaha I LOVE YOU.

[killtype]

Damn right im dumb and creepy ... shit happens you'll learn to deal with it !

[sirenalol]

ur fuckin hilarious!

[Mama24kiddies]

Wait..what did you do after the serum???? LMFAO..Just kidding:) I LOVE LOVE your videos!!

[crazycyutesushi83]

It's DAMN DAMP

[XxXredrumXxX13]

your hair is gorgeous

[meishappie]

HAHAHHAHAHA I just stumbled on your chhannel-I dont know how-

You are so funny- I love your spirit-you seem to love life.

LOL Your BP opinion was priceless- I was laughing my *** off ~~~~

I subbed and am gonna go waste more time watching all your videos because Im a loser hahaha (actually Im a mom to 5 kids and Im procrastinating doing housework)

[tmehtyrannosaurus]

Every time I watch your videos I end up laughing hysterically. You're my all-time favorite Youtuber ever! Never stop making videos. <3

[ItZzMeEwAtZzUp16]

i fuckin love u.

[jesca215]

what do I do for fun? I watch jpmetz's videos :D

[CrazyCGgurl]

YOU SOUND LIKE A MANN ON CRACK ,,,,,,

UR CURLZ R HELLAA UGLYY GO DO SUMTHIN WIT THEM (PS) ITS CALLED A STRAIGHTNER BBIITTCCHH I RATHER WATCH DORA AND R.I.P MR.ROGERS AND TIME OF THE DAYY ....

HAVE A BBAADD LIFE WIT UR SSUUCCKKYY ASS VIDEOS U DUMB ASS NEXT TIME WEAR SUM CLOTHES IF U HAVE ANY