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  • Wrex: Shepard...

    Shepard: *sunglasses*....Wrex

    YEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • *Tali takes off visor*

    YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  • Sheaprd: How about...

    *Drops sunglasses*

    Oh fuck.

  • @CoCoSkol lmao

  • These jokes never gets old xD

  • The comments are just as entertaining as the video itself.

  • Garrus: Shepard! We need you down in the CIC, its urgent!

    Shepard: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Talibrations.

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • The comments made me rofl so hard xd

  • Dating Miranda? Mordin perscribes

    (sunglasses)

    anti-biotics.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!

  • Shepard: "The Lazarus Project was such a waste. Next time, Cerberus should just use...

    *puts down visor*

    ...some Medigel"

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @FireOps shit.

  • EDI: Looks like there was no sign of struggle, however all of the colonists have been taken.

    Shepard: It seems the colonists have been... *sunglasses* Collected.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @CODfilms11 lame.

  • @CODfilms11 colonist is not a synonym to collect

  • Kasumi: REAPERS.

    YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Asari council member- Shepard we can't take your word over one of our top agents!

    Shepard- I guess that makes Saren

    -puts on sunglasses-

    A wolf in sheep clothing

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHH

  • Turian Concil Member: Ah, yes "Reapers" The immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

    Shepard: I guess you're gonna have to face the...

    *glasses*

    Reapercussions.

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • CSI: Omega

    

  • @thatjkoguy

    CSI: Illium

  • Detective Anya was my faveriot NPC, she defiently needs to be on the CSI team.

  • Who's the guy in the first scene?

  • @XCVGVCX random merc you have the option of tossing out the window in the Recruiting Thane mission

  • @xFiasco33 No, the other guy.

  • @XCVGVCX Sheperd?? The main character of the game??

  • @xFiasco33 I don't see her anywhere.

  • @XCVGVCX Ah just trolling. Carry on.

  • @xFiasco33 TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

  • why does shepard fit so much in this?

  • 'i've got nothing more to say to you'

    'how about goodbye'

    (sheps too cool for sunglasses) ;)

  • I'm a Miranda fan, but Goddamn! Samara should not be allowed to walk when that song is playing. I'm pretty sure it fried my computer.

  • OMG THIS IS PERFECT

    LIKED AND FAVED.

  • @WTFJustnoRELOADED WHY R U ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH FUCK OFF SLIPKNOT HATER

  • @chargersphinx Great minds think alike ?

    O wait your a Slipknot fan.......nvm.

  • WOW, This is beautifully made

  • my vid stopped to load at 0:32

    winning! :D

  • *Puts on sunglasses*

    ...

    ...

    ...

    "What, you expectin' some sorta-"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Garrus: Found this Hanar up in the maitenance ducts. He's been ID'd as a religous missionary who had been spreading the word of the Protheans. He dehydrated.

    Shepard: Looks like he was

    *Sunglasses*

    A fish out of water.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Turian Councilor: What are those big ships that come with high velocity to the Citadel?

    Shepard: Ah yes,

    *puts on sunglasss*

    Shepard: Reapers

    YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • well done.

  • needs more tali.

  • C-Sec Officer: It's a bad sight, Shepard. Quarian got in a fight with an Asari Commando, her faceplate shattered when she was thrown into the bulkhead. Died of a fast infection...

    Shepard: Looks like she could've used...

    *sunglasses*

    ...some anti-biotics.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHH!

  • @VegasSpartan AWSOME!

  • Detective Anaya: Shepard, the victim was a member of an Asari gang operating out of Ilium. As you can see, the crime scene's not pretty.

    Shepard: Yes. In fact...

    *puts on shades*

    Shepard: ...it's Asari sight.

    YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • Fucking brilliant, just made my day :D

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  • It this joke overused?

    *put on sunglasses*

    YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAA!!!

  • camera pans round to a bed where tali and shepard are naked under the bedsheets as the camera moves up to the top shepard is looking into tali's eye's as tali kisses shepard and whispers~

    Tali:- john, i love you

    ~shepard rolls on top of tali and begins to kiss her~

    shepard:-ready for round two

    Tali:- bring it on

    ~fade to black~

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @kcc1396 Missed the joke.

  • Jesus I lol'd so badly hahaha great job man!

  • THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  • We better stop the reapers quick... *puts on sunglasses*... or we'll get the REAPERcustions

  • BBC producer: we have decided to create a mass effect tv show

    Harbinger: *puts on sunglasses* i will direct this personally

  • Shepard: Have you got time to talk?

    Mordin: Not now Shepard im doing things-

    *GLaDOS breaks in somehow and puts of an optics shader*

    GLaDOS: For science.

    YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  • Looks like-

    *drops sunglasses*

    shit, hold on a second...

  • ok lemme try this :D

    * jack walks out of room*

    Shepard : i heard some odd noises from your quaters

    Garrus : Can it wait im in the middle of some

    * puts on sunglasses* ....Calibrations

    YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

  • Miranda: So, did you sleep with Subject Zero, commander?

    Shepard: Nope, I guess you could say....

    *puts on sunglasses*

    .....I didn't do Jack....

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • EDI: Shepard. The collectors are attacking Eden again!

    Shepard: looks like they are using it as their...

    *puts helmet on*

    Prime example...

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • That is so awesome! You sir win one free internetz!

  • god all these csi mass effectes have nearly made me shit myself laughing!

  • "How about goodbye....YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!"

    lol

  • Tali: The sun on haestrom is very bright!

    Shepard: *puts on sunglasses*That's better.

    YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cracking video, Gromit

  • Miranda: The council will never trust Cerberus. They'll never accept out help, even after all humanity has accomplished...But shepard they'll follow, he's a hero, a bloody icon.

    Illusive Man: Go to the Lazarus project. It seems you'll have to... *puts on sunglasses* ...assume directorial control.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­!!!!!!

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  • Tali: Shepard, the Migrant Fleet is trying to exile me!

    Shepard: They must be terrorists, trying to issue a...

    *glasses*

    ...Tali-ban.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

  • @dkamm65 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D

  • LOOOOL xD

  • Shep: Council! The Reapers are coming.

    Turian Councillor: Ah, yes. "Reapers". The immortal race sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have *puts on sunglasses* dismissed that claim.

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!1

  • Moriden: Jacks biotics could kill you!!!!

    Shep: any advice

    Moriden: yeah *sunglasses* ANTI BIOTICS

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

  • @LightNightFright nice :D

  • genius

  • Tali: We did it! we destroyed the Collector's base!

    Shepard:Well, it looks like the Collectors *Puts on sunglasses*

    just got collected.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!

  • Collector: General, Shepard break through our defenses

    Harbinger: Well its looks likes i will have to Assume...

    *Puts on Sunglasses*

    ...Direct control

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • cool

  • love it

  • you should have had the illium skyline for the miami skyline

  • Mouse at :37

  • EDI: That was a joke

    Joker: ......

    Legion: I guess some people just don't...

    *wears one eyed sunglasses"

    ...Geth the joke

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

  • I guess the computer...

    *sunglasses*

    couldn't load enough RAM...

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Spyash2 Uh... what...? Just no

    

  • Grunt me2

  • Samara's hot milfness grew tenfold when she sways her hips to the CSI Maimi theme.

  • this vid is genius and awesome :D

  • Dam where do this people get how to do that....in the comments.

  • Illusive Man: My reports tell me that everyone on board the Normandy has fled the ship, except for Joker but that's probably because he's been handcuffed to the cockpit.

    Shepard: It seems they *puts on sunglasses* Mass Defected

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHh

  • Potential Mass Effect 2 Customer: There are two versions of Mass Effect 2, which one should I buy?? Hurry!!

    Sales Assistant: How about the more expensive *puts on sunglasses*

    "Collector's" Edition?

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!!

  • C-Sec officer: That hanar refuses to listen to reason. Why can't it act in an orderly and lawful manner?

    Shepard: Because it's a...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...Big Stupid Jellyfish.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHH!!

  • This is so epic lol

  • That was fucking awesome.

    

  • They need to make a CSI: Terminous System, it would get better reviews then any of the other ones

  • Ahh.... I was about to make something like that :(

  • Delan: They took Lilith away! What am I Gonna do?

    Shepherd: "Don't worry, I'll make sure someone..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Collects-her"

    YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHH!

  • ouuuuuuuuuuu yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Is Samara supposed to be Emily Proctor? HOT!

  • EEEEEYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HH!!!!

  • lmao the two highest rated comments are comedic gold

  • EPIC!! xDDDD

  • Shepard: Joker, tell them...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    I need another Lazarus Project

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • Wrex: Shepard

    Shepard: *puts on sunglasses* Wrex

    YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!

  • @Gyro458

    please kill yourself.

  • @Gyro458

    No... just no

  • EDI: The Reapers are harvesting human organic material to create more Reapers.

    Shephard: You mean... *Puts on sunglasses* Reaperduction?

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA­­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • @Johndn16 LOL that was awesome!

  • random reaper: "Sir, shepard and his team are in the Collector base!"

    Harbinger: "Well, in that case..." *puts on sunglasses* "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • I still think they should have CSI: Citadel

    Bailey looks as though this turian has human semen all over his face

    Well it looks as though *puts on sunglasses* we have a sticky situation

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HH

  • After completing Suicide Mission with no deaths:

    Shepard: Looks like this suicide mission

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    Wasn't a suicide mission afterall.

    YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHH!!!!

  • Random Cerberus Agent: Shepard! It seems like Tali wasin a fight with an Adept, got hit by a Pull, which tore her suit and she died of infection.

    Shepard: Well, she should have taken more *puts on visor* Anti-Biotics.

    YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHH!!!

  • Joker - Ahhh you want me to go in the shafts again?

    EDI - I enjoy the sight of humans on they're knees

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    That is a Joke

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

  • Random Crewman- Shepard, it looks like this is a suicide mission, we probably won't survive.

    Shepard- It's got heavy risk

    *sunglasses*

    But the priiiiize.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • Shepard: Good work, Garrus. Those mercs' barriers were no match for our concussive shots.

    Garrus: I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* ...they just needed some antibiotics.

    YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH

  • Illusive man: the reapers have been abducting colonies

    Shepard: *puts on sunglasses* Insert pun from CSI here

    Illusive man: the fuck was that

  • I am very surprised an "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" episode hasn't been made yet.

  • Random Normandy Crewmember: The war against the Reapers is over. They simply starved to death.

    Shepard: They should have taken... *puts on glasses*... more Protheans.

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • Saren: Time to die Nihlus

    Nihlus: If you shoot me Saren, you'll be haunted by my...Spectre

  • Garrus: I didn't think you'd feel like sparring, Commander.

    Shepard: What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...and my flexibility.

    YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHH!!!!!!!!!!

  • xDxDxDxDxDxD 

  • The two top rated comments = win of unfathomable proportions.

  • How bout *sunglasses* Goodbye?

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

  • Am I the only one who thinks Samara looks like she's wearing a strawberry?

  • @joeydestructo a sexy one

  • If only he'd taken off the visor...

  • Wrex: Shepard!

    Shepard: Wrex!

    Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh dun dun

  • Someone needs to do this for everyone one-liner Shepard says.

  • Good video, putting it here, gaining thousands of views. High risk, but the priiiize.

  • one CSI miami style video and everyone goes "yeeeah" and only 2 gets to be the highest rated comments

  • Turian merchant: "I dont know why we still sell these things, they explode on everyone who uses them!"

    Shepard: "Sounds like they all... *Puts on helmet* ...Mass Deffect YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­H!!!

  • Shepard: Legion, do you have a sense of morality?

    Legion: We are guided by something similar. We term it...

    *wears lampshade*

    ... Gethics.

    YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!

    Shepard: Well, is that true for all of your kind?

    Legion: That is dependent on the subject's...

    *wears lampshade on lampshade*

    ... Gethnicity.

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @upsss888 HEYO!!!

  • Aftermath of Samara's loyalty mission:

    Bailey: Anaya, that Volus you brought in just blew himself up by removing his mask!

    Anaya: Well, looks like the little bastard couldn't...

    *wears visor*

    ...handle the pressure.

  • I wanted to watch an episode... but the priiiiiize

  • Even aside from the awesome joke, this is just such a great video. It's edited so perfectly that it fits better with the song than the actual CSI opening credits do

  • You should do one with the lair of the shadow broker crime scene at liaras apartment

  • Turian: I'm starting to wonder if mass genocide is something you enjoy

    Shepard: Depends on the species... *puts on helmet* Turian,

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • Assuming Direct Control!

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

  • WE MUST GIVE-

    *Puts on N7 Helmet*

    Our Lives to defeat the reapers!

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @KevinLuhrs I think you're doing it wrong...

  • @NicksGoinToHollywood naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  • Turian Councilor: Shepard! The Reapers have attacked us!

    The council needs you more than ever!

    Shepard: Ah yes, Reapers...

    *puts on N7 helmet*

    We have dismissed that claim...

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • EDI: Really, Commander?

    *shades*

    EDI: Probing Uranus

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Thane: The law is only a protection when everyone agrees to be bound by it

    *puts on shades*

    Thane: We don't

    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shepard: How 'bout goodbye?

    *YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A-*

    Miranda: No dammit!!!

    Shepard: 0_0

  • Shepard: I won't lie to you, Mordin. I really like Miranda, but her strength as a Biotic worries me slightly. Any advice?

    Mordin: Of course. I'll give you some... *puts on sunglasses* Anti-Biotics.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @gingusdan1 SO GOOD. :D

    

  • @gingusdan1 Haha, this was one of the better ones!

  • Turian: Scanners seems to think you're dead!

    Shepard: Yes and it's..

    *puts on helmet*

    .. A pain in the ass

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  • thane and Shepard would be great in that sort of setting :P

  • *thane snipes and kills the illusive man*

    miranda: commander! thane just killed the illusive man!

    Shepard: "it looks like the illusive man..." *puts on sunglasses* "...wasn't elusive enough."

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

  • Random Cerberus Agent: The council still doesn't believe in the Reapers even after Sovereign attacked!

    Illusive Man: Well then, it looks like they're gonna have to face... *puts on sunglasses and lights a cigarette*... The Reapercussions.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @9089darklord I was drinking water when i read your comment, I'm sure you can guess what happened next

  • @9089darklord can i just say i love you for this comment

  • @9089darklord YES!

  • @9089darklord Best Comment EVAR!

  • @Yin117 why thank you

  • AWESOME!

  • Oh man, I can't stop myself! I'll add it to my faves.

  • Awesome.

  • ......EPIC!!!!

  • Epic timing, this goes to my favorites!

  • I like the part where it goes YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­!

  • The timing was great!

  • awwwweeesome, but there should be some cool glases ! :D

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video in the Citadel.

  • so his eyes turn red when your a renegade? WOW

  • lawl...even better than csi miami!

  • Renegade players are just assholes!!!!

  • Shepard: "Mordin I would like to spend some "Private Time" with jack, but i'm scared that her powers will cause injuries. Any advice?"

    Mordin: "Intercourse... Problematic without assistance. Will write a perscription for some..."

    *Mordin pulls sunglasses on*

    Mordin: "Anti-Biotics"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH!!!

  • @soulshadow75 omg that was a good one

  • What's that at 0:24?

  • @Shath00

    Collector base.

  • @KillaFreedom But...it looks completely different in my Mass Effect 2 :O

  • @Shath00 Oh, sorry. That's the derelict Reaper where you get the IFF. Mah bad.