Garrus: Found this Hanar up in the maitenance ducts. He's been ID'd as a religous missionary who had been spreading the word of the Protheans. He dehydrated.
C-Sec Officer: It's a bad sight, Shepard. Quarian got in a fight with an Asari Commando, her faceplate shattered when she was thrown into the bulkhead. Died of a fast infection...
camera pans round to a bed where tali and shepard are naked under the bedsheets as the camera moves up to the top shepard is looking into tali's eye's as tali kisses shepard and whispers~
Tali:- john, i love you
~shepard rolls on top of tali and begins to kiss her~
Miranda: The council will never trust Cerberus. They'll never accept out help, even after all humanity has accomplished...But shepard they'll follow, he's a hero, a bloody icon.
Illusive Man: Go to the Lazarus project. It seems you'll have to... *puts on sunglasses* ...assume directorial control.
Turian Councillor: Ah, yes. "Reapers". The immortal race sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have *puts on sunglasses* dismissed that claim.
Illusive Man: My reports tell me that everyone on board the Normandy has fled the ship, except for Joker but that's probably because he's been handcuffed to the cockpit.
Shepard: It seems they *puts on sunglasses* Mass Defected
Turian Councilor: Shepard the Ascension is under attack, we believe it is same sort of a machine as Sovereign, The Reapers are here! We need your help immediately.
Shepard: Joker! Lose this channel!
Joker: Done.
Shepard: Look's like his claims *puts on sunglasses* just got dismissed.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
~camera pans round to a bed where tali and shepard are naked under the bedsheets as the camera moves up to the top shepard is looking into tali's eye's as tali kisses shepard and whispers~
Tali:- shepard, i love you
~shepard climbs out of bed starts putting on his uniform as he turns to face tali~
Even aside from the awesome joke, this is just such a great video. It's edited so perfectly that it fits better with the song than the actual CSI opening credits do
Wrex: Shepard...
Shepard: *sunglasses*....Wrex
YEAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TheKevinwashere 1 week ago
*Tali takes off visor*
YEAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
chiffmonkey 1 month ago 3
Sheaprd: How about...
*Drops sunglasses*
Oh fuck.
CoCoSkol 1 month ago 6
@CoCoSkol lmao
VelaToNorma7 2 weeks ago
These jokes never gets old xD
skumtroll 1 month ago
The comments are just as entertaining as the video itself.
MyLifeIsAverageBitch 2 months ago
Garrus: Shepard! We need you down in the CIC, its urgent!
Shepard: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some
*puts on sunglasses*
Talibrations.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
SinDawg030 2 months ago 12
The comments made me rofl so hard xd
Alishondra 2 months ago
Dating Miranda? Mordin perscribes
(sunglasses)
anti-biotics.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Dordracnor 3 months ago 18
Shepard: "The Lazarus Project was such a waste. Next time, Cerberus should just use...
*puts down visor*
...some Medigel"
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
FireOps 3 months ago in playlist More videos from pcgamingvstheworld
@FireOps shit.
PaNtSiNfLaMeS 3 months ago
EDI: Looks like there was no sign of struggle, however all of the colonists have been taken.
Shepard: It seems the colonists have been... *sunglasses* Collected.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
CODfilms11 3 months ago 10
@CODfilms11 lame.
A1R3D3E7 3 months ago
@CODfilms11 colonist is not a synonym to collect
PaNtSiNfLaMeS 3 months ago
Kasumi: REAPERS.
YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Blashbuck 3 months ago
Asari council member- Shepard we can't take your word over one of our top agents!
Shepard- I guess that makes Saren
-puts on sunglasses-
A wolf in sheep clothing
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
FellDarkpaw 3 months ago
Turian Concil Member: Ah, yes "Reapers" The immortal race of sentient starships, allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
Shepard: I guess you're gonna have to face the...
*glasses*
Reapercussions.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
StratmanHSS 4 months ago 55
CSI: Omega
thatjkoguy 4 months ago
@thatjkoguy
CSI: Illium
Jokenx3 4 months ago
Detective Anya was my faveriot NPC, she defiently needs to be on the CSI team.
Freedomcaged 4 months ago
Who's the guy in the first scene?
XCVGVCX 4 months ago
@XCVGVCX random merc you have the option of tossing out the window in the Recruiting Thane mission
xFiasco33 4 months ago
@xFiasco33 No, the other guy.
XCVGVCX 4 months ago
@XCVGVCX Sheperd?? The main character of the game??
xFiasco33 4 months ago
@xFiasco33 I don't see her anywhere.
XCVGVCX 4 months ago
@XCVGVCX Ah just trolling. Carry on.
xFiasco33 4 months ago
@xFiasco33 TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
XCVGVCX 4 months ago
why does shepard fit so much in this?
masterpengun 4 months ago
'i've got nothing more to say to you'
'how about goodbye'
(sheps too cool for sunglasses) ;)
DaRkLoRd1061 4 months ago
I'm a Miranda fan, but Goddamn! Samara should not be allowed to walk when that song is playing. I'm pretty sure it fried my computer.
lazylazymule 4 months ago
OMG THIS IS PERFECT
LIKED AND FAVED.
WTFJustnoRELOADED 4 months ago
@WTFJustnoRELOADED WHY R U ON EVERY VIDEO I WATCH FUCK OFF SLIPKNOT HATER
chargersphinx 4 months ago
@chargersphinx Great minds think alike ?
O wait your a Slipknot fan.......nvm.
WTFJustnoRELOADED 4 months ago
WOW, This is beautifully made
LukaVolkVideos 5 months ago
my vid stopped to load at 0:32
winning! :D
greenjello818 5 months ago
*Puts on sunglasses*
...
...
...
"What, you expectin' some sorta-"
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SeffyRoth 5 months ago 4
Garrus: Found this Hanar up in the maitenance ducts. He's been ID'd as a religous missionary who had been spreading the word of the Protheans. He dehydrated.
Shepard: Looks like he was
*Sunglasses*
A fish out of water.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
LupineVolt 5 months ago 5
Turian Councilor: What are those big ships that come with high velocity to the Citadel?
Shepard: Ah yes,
*puts on sunglasss*
Shepard: Reapers
YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Stelios7xXx 5 months ago 8
well done.
XGN117X 5 months ago
needs more tali.
MrGhostly12321 5 months ago 2
C-Sec Officer: It's a bad sight, Shepard. Quarian got in a fight with an Asari Commando, her faceplate shattered when she was thrown into the bulkhead. Died of a fast infection...
Shepard: Looks like she could've used...
*sunglasses*
...some anti-biotics.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
VegasSpartan 5 months ago 25
@VegasSpartan AWSOME!
mahligros2 5 months ago
Detective Anaya: Shepard, the victim was a member of an Asari gang operating out of Ilium. As you can see, the crime scene's not pretty.
Shepard: Yes. In fact...
*puts on shades*
Shepard: ...it's Asari sight.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bottles013 6 months ago 18
Fucking brilliant, just made my day :D
DorianBelial 6 months ago
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VANZ1111 6 months ago
It this joke overused?
*put on sunglasses*
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
bigad97 6 months ago 2
camera pans round to a bed where tali and shepard are naked under the bedsheets as the camera moves up to the top shepard is looking into tali's eye's as tali kisses shepard and whispers~
Tali:- john, i love you
~shepard rolls on top of tali and begins to kiss her~
shepard:-ready for round two
Tali:- bring it on
~fade to black~
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kcc1396 6 months ago
@kcc1396 Missed the joke.
stupidguyx 6 months ago
Jesus I lol'd so badly hahaha great job man!
Fabianspelar 6 months ago
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
VieraShepardFTW 6 months ago
We better stop the reapers quick... *puts on sunglasses*... or we'll get the REAPERcustions
LawGivah12 6 months ago
BBC producer: we have decided to create a mass effect tv show
Harbinger: *puts on sunglasses* i will direct this personally
harryst999 6 months ago 12
Shepard: Have you got time to talk?
Mordin: Not now Shepard im doing things-
*GLaDOS breaks in somehow and puts of an optics shader*
GLaDOS: For science.
YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Toogorax 6 months ago 2
Looks like-
*drops sunglasses*
shit, hold on a second...
FireBenderKwyna 6 months ago 13
ok lemme try this :D
* jack walks out of room*
Shepard : i heard some odd noises from your quaters
Garrus : Can it wait im in the middle of some
* puts on sunglasses* ....Calibrations
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
PhantomBoku 6 months ago
Miranda: So, did you sleep with Subject Zero, commander?
Shepard: Nope, I guess you could say....
*puts on sunglasses*
.....I didn't do Jack....
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Fervus16 7 months ago 35
EDI: Shepard. The collectors are attacking Eden again!
Shepard: looks like they are using it as their...
*puts helmet on*
Prime example...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
143rdShadowARCunit 7 months ago 25
That is so awesome! You sir win one free internetz!
Houstain 7 months ago
god all these csi mass effectes have nearly made me shit myself laughing!
wilkd05 7 months ago
"How about goodbye....YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!"
lol
DaveSimonH 7 months ago
Tali: The sun on haestrom is very bright!
Shepard: *puts on sunglasses*That's better.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nibzzu 7 months ago 87
Cracking video, Gromit
Daftlander 7 months ago
Miranda: The council will never trust Cerberus. They'll never accept out help, even after all humanity has accomplished...But shepard they'll follow, he's a hero, a bloody icon.
Illusive Man: Go to the Lazarus project. It seems you'll have to... *puts on sunglasses* ...assume directorial control.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
thelazorisfired 7 months ago 7
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zelots1991 7 months ago
Tali: Shepard, the Migrant Fleet is trying to exile me!
Shepard: They must be terrorists, trying to issue a...
*glasses*
...Tali-ban.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
dkamm65 8 months ago 258
@dkamm65 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :D
SuperDeadpuddle 7 months ago
LOOOOL xD
vwvMARDUK 8 months ago
Shep: Council! The Reapers are coming.
Turian Councillor: Ah, yes. "Reapers". The immortal race sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have *puts on sunglasses* dismissed that claim.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!1
TheWabbajackX 8 months ago
Moriden: Jacks biotics could kill you!!!!
Shep: any advice
Moriden: yeah *sunglasses* ANTI BIOTICS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
LightNightFright 8 months ago 23
@LightNightFright nice :D
4everfatjoe 6 months ago
genius
ericburns 8 months ago
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Shepard: Legion, do you have a sense of morality?
Legion: We are guided by something similar. We term it...
*wears lampshade*
... Gethics.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
Shepard: Well, is that true for all of your kind?
Legion: That is dependent on the subject's...
*wears lampshade on lampshade*
... Gethnicity.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
FireBenderKwyna 8 months ago 4
Tali: We did it! we destroyed the Collector's base!
Shepard:Well, it looks like the Collectors *Puts on sunglasses*
just got collected.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TheDrizztmaster 8 months ago 13
Collector: General, Shepard break through our defenses
Harbinger: Well its looks likes i will have to Assume...
*Puts on Sunglasses*
...Direct control
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
CiaFilmsPictures 8 months ago 8
cool
89BlackGatomon 8 months ago
love it
Emilyers14 8 months ago
you should have had the illium skyline for the miami skyline
TheBlueMarth 9 months ago
Mouse at :37
Iteachu2beninja 9 months ago
EDI: That was a joke
Joker: ......
Legion: I guess some people just don't...
*wears one eyed sunglasses"
...Geth the joke
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
heartlesshopes 9 months ago 24
I guess the computer...
*sunglasses*
couldn't load enough RAM...
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Spyash2 9 months ago
@Spyash2 Uh... what...? Just no
Senza32 9 months ago 2
Grunt me2
DontStealMyFish 9 months ago
Samara's hot milfness grew tenfold when she sways her hips to the CSI Maimi theme.
cytorakdemon 9 months ago 4
this vid is genius and awesome :D
Penegal0 9 months ago
Dam where do this people get how to do that....in the comments.
Dragonwing5 9 months ago
Illusive Man: My reports tell me that everyone on board the Normandy has fled the ship, except for Joker but that's probably because he's been handcuffed to the cockpit.
Shepard: It seems they *puts on sunglasses* Mass Defected
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHh
cool4000 9 months ago 4
Potential Mass Effect 2 Customer: There are two versions of Mass Effect 2, which one should I buy?? Hurry!!
Sales Assistant: How about the more expensive *puts on sunglasses*
"Collector's" Edition?
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
MatriarchZarya 9 months ago 22
C-Sec officer: That hanar refuses to listen to reason. Why can't it act in an orderly and lawful manner?
Shepard: Because it's a...
*puts on sunglasses*
...Big Stupid Jellyfish.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
blackswordsman89 9 months ago 16
This is so epic lol
808Hybrid 9 months ago
That was fucking awesome.
Gunnerblaster 10 months ago
They need to make a CSI: Terminous System, it would get better reviews then any of the other ones
superhippie87 10 months ago 12
Ahh.... I was about to make something like that :(
sulfura3 10 months ago
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Turian Councilor: Shepard the Ascension is under attack, we believe it is same sort of a machine as Sovereign, The Reapers are here! We need your help immediately.
Shepard: Joker! Lose this channel!
Joker: Done.
Shepard: Look's like his claims *puts on sunglasses* just got dismissed.
YEEEAAAAHHH!
Spyash2 10 months ago 2
Delan: They took Lilith away! What am I Gonna do?
Shepherd: "Don't worry, I'll make sure someone..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Collects-her"
YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
santemen321 10 months ago 22
ouuuuuuuuuuu yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheMassShepard 10 months ago
Is Samara supposed to be Emily Proctor? HOT!
ryebread105 11 months ago
EEEEEYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
barkyindustries 11 months ago
lmao the two highest rated comments are comedic gold
SWGuruu 11 months ago 6
EPIC!! xDDDD
donalvaro500 11 months ago
Shepard: Joker, tell them...
*puts on sunglasses*
I need another Lazarus Project
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
TheMercful 11 months ago 7
Wrex: Shepard
Shepard: *puts on sunglasses* Wrex
YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
hardtobeatme 11 months ago 28
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Thane: The collectors...
*Puts on sunglases*
...are collecting bullets.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Gyro458 11 months ago
@Gyro458
please kill yourself.
pyromancer987 11 months ago 3
@Gyro458
No... just no
AlexB1001 11 months ago
EDI: The Reapers are harvesting human organic material to create more Reapers.
Shephard: You mean... *Puts on sunglasses* Reaperduction?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Johndn16 11 months ago 250
@Johndn16 LOL that was awesome!
o0Condrag0o 6 months ago
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Garrus: Apparently, that merc - (puts on helmet) - just fell for Shepard.
YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH!!
HowlingWolf518 11 months ago
random reaper: "Sir, shepard and his team are in the Collector base!"
Harbinger: "Well, in that case..." *puts on sunglasses* "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
spagetti001 1 year ago
I still think they should have CSI: Citadel
Bailey looks as though this turian has human semen all over his face
Well it looks as though *puts on sunglasses* we have a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
C50TV 1 year ago
After completing Suicide Mission with no deaths:
Shepard: Looks like this suicide mission
*Puts on sunglasses*
Wasn't a suicide mission afterall.
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
petvig 1 year ago 17
Random Cerberus Agent: Shepard! It seems like Tali wasin a fight with an Adept, got hit by a Pull, which tore her suit and she died of infection.
Shepard: Well, she should have taken more *puts on visor* Anti-Biotics.
YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
SilverbackPies 1 year ago
Joker - Ahhh you want me to go in the shafts again?
EDI - I enjoy the sight of humans on they're knees
*Puts on sunglasses*
That is a Joke
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
strawberrysexattack 1 year ago 11
Random Crewman- Shepard, it looks like this is a suicide mission, we probably won't survive.
Shepard- It's got heavy risk
*sunglasses*
But the priiiiize.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
KayteeKrazy 1 year ago 15
Shepard: Good work, Garrus. Those mercs' barriers were no match for our concussive shots.
Garrus: I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* ...they just needed some antibiotics.
YEEEEEAAAHHHHHH
joeydestructo 1 year ago
Illusive man: the reapers have been abducting colonies
Shepard: *puts on sunglasses* Insert pun from CSI here
Illusive man: the fuck was that
albinomonkey27 1 year ago 9
I am very surprised an "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL" episode hasn't been made yet.
KRISIS1451 1 year ago 3
Random Normandy Crewmember: The war against the Reapers is over. They simply starved to death.
Shepard: They should have taken... *puts on glasses*... more Protheans.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
9089darklord 1 year ago 19
Saren: Time to die Nihlus
Nihlus: If you shoot me Saren, you'll be haunted by my...Spectre
Detiminator 1 year ago 2
Garrus: I didn't think you'd feel like sparring, Commander.
Shepard: What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach...
*puts on sunglasses*
...and my flexibility.
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
horrorlady10 1 year ago 7
xDxDxDxDxDxD
darkiddd 1 year ago
The two top rated comments = win of unfathomable proportions.
MrUnicorn1995 1 year ago 4
How bout *sunglasses* Goodbye?
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Bursi90 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thinks Samara looks like she's wearing a strawberry?
joeydestructo 1 year ago 5
@joeydestructo a sexy one
albinomonkey27 1 year ago
If only he'd taken off the visor...
HaonProductions 1 year ago
Wrex: Shepard!
Shepard: Wrex!
Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh dun dun
Lostavar 1 year ago
Someone needs to do this for everyone one-liner Shepard says.
ZOMbyNE 1 year ago 8
Good video, putting it here, gaining thousands of views. High risk, but the priiiize.
Pspimp 1 year ago
one CSI miami style video and everyone goes "yeeeah" and only 2 gets to be the highest rated comments
Shadowchu098 1 year ago
Turian merchant: "I dont know why we still sell these things, they explode on everyone who uses them!"
Shepard: "Sounds like they all... *Puts on helmet* ...Mass Deffect YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
InContemplation 1 year ago 5
Shepard: Legion, do you have a sense of morality?
Legion: We are guided by something similar. We term it...
*wears lampshade*
... Gethics.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!
Shepard: Well, is that true for all of your kind?
Legion: That is dependent on the subject's...
*wears lampshade on lampshade*
... Gethnicity.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
upsss888 1 year ago 148
@upsss888 HEYO!!!
BearMaster9013 7 months ago
Aftermath of Samara's loyalty mission:
Bailey: Anaya, that Volus you brought in just blew himself up by removing his mask!
Anaya: Well, looks like the little bastard couldn't...
*wears visor*
...handle the pressure.
upsss888 1 year ago 15
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~camera pans round to a bed where tali and shepard are naked under the bedsheets as the camera moves up to the top shepard is looking into tali's eye's as tali kisses shepard and whispers~
Tali:- shepard, i love you
~shepard climbs out of bed starts putting on his uniform as he turns to face tali~
shepard:- tali, i am your father
Tali:- NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
~fade to black~
YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
chmarr 1 year ago
I wanted to watch an episode... but the priiiiiize
TheStr84u 1 year ago
Even aside from the awesome joke, this is just such a great video. It's edited so perfectly that it fits better with the song than the actual CSI opening credits do
supernerd767 1 year ago 5
You should do one with the lair of the shadow broker crime scene at liaras apartment
jimbobfreddiewilson1 1 year ago
Turian: I'm starting to wonder if mass genocide is something you enjoy
Shepard: Depends on the species... *puts on helmet* Turian,
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
cdiSPAGHETTI 1 year ago 9
Assuming Direct Control!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
meleemasters1 1 year ago
WE MUST GIVE-
*Puts on N7 Helmet*
Our Lives to defeat the reapers!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
@KevinLuhrs I think you're doing it wrong...
NicksGoinToHollywood 1 year ago
@NicksGoinToHollywood naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
KevinLuhrs 1 year ago
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It looks like 28 people need to...
*puts on shades*
probe Uranus.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!
ADKearney2112 1 year ago
Turian Councilor: Shepard! The Reapers have attacked us!
The council needs you more than ever!
Shepard: Ah yes, Reapers...
*puts on N7 helmet*
We have dismissed that claim...
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
matejoto 1 year ago 26
EDI: Really, Commander?
*shades*
EDI: Probing Uranus
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wootslap 1 year ago 10
Thane: The law is only a protection when everyone agrees to be bound by it
*puts on shades*
Thane: We don't
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ultimatekotorfan 1 year ago 8
Shepard: How 'bout goodbye?
*YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
Miranda: No dammit!!!
Shepard: 0_0
SquadTrooper 1 year ago
Shepard: I won't lie to you, Mordin. I really like Miranda, but her strength as a Biotic worries me slightly. Any advice?
Mordin: Of course. I'll give you some... *puts on sunglasses* Anti-Biotics.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
gingusdan1 1 year ago 22
@gingusdan1 SO GOOD. :D
subjectzero00 1 year ago
@gingusdan1 Haha, this was one of the better ones!
TirnanUFC 1 year ago
Turian: Scanners seems to think you're dead!
Shepard: Yes and it's..
*puts on helmet*
.. A pain in the ass
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
andrewarismunandar 1 year ago 8
thane and Shepard would be great in that sort of setting :P
sonicspeedx13 1 year ago
*thane snipes and kills the illusive man*
miranda: commander! thane just killed the illusive man!
Shepard: "it looks like the illusive man..." *puts on sunglasses* "...wasn't elusive enough."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
zeldasrevenge 1 year ago 83
Random Cerberus Agent: The council still doesn't believe in the Reapers even after Sovereign attacked!
Illusive Man: Well then, it looks like they're gonna have to face... *puts on sunglasses and lights a cigarette*... The Reapercussions.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
9089darklord 1 year ago 483
@9089darklord I was drinking water when i read your comment, I'm sure you can guess what happened next
xXFallenXDragonXx 1 year ago
@9089darklord can i just say i love you for this comment
patrick540 1 year ago
@9089darklord YES!
Schlorgan 1 year ago
@9089darklord Best Comment EVAR!
Yin117 11 months ago
@Yin117 why thank you
9089darklord 11 months ago
AWESOME!
nomoredruggs 1 year ago
Oh man, I can't stop myself! I'll add it to my faves.
LookieHippie 1 year ago
Awesome.
cjdaweasel 1 year ago
......EPIC!!!!
xKissingShadowsx 1 year ago
Epic timing, this goes to my favorites!
Andriej69 1 year ago
I like the part where it goes YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
blargd 1 year ago
The timing was great!
ZoninV 1 year ago
awwwweeesome, but there should be some cool glases ! :D
DragOzze 1 year ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video in the Citadel.
DefaraOMG 1 year ago 5
so his eyes turn red when your a renegade? WOW
supersnow17 1 year ago
lawl...even better than csi miami!
Killarila 1 year ago
Renegade players are just assholes!!!!
tinotrivino 1 year ago
Shepard: "Mordin I would like to spend some "Private Time" with jack, but i'm scared that her powers will cause injuries. Any advice?"
Mordin: "Intercourse... Problematic without assistance. Will write a perscription for some..."
*Mordin pulls sunglasses on*
Mordin: "Anti-Biotics"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
soulshadow75 1 year ago 225
@soulshadow75 omg that was a good one
AAAAAHTEEMATU247 11 months ago
What's that at 0:24?
Shath00 1 year ago
@Shath00
Collector base.
KillaFreedom 1 year ago
@KillaFreedom But...it looks completely different in my Mass Effect 2 :O
Shath00 1 year ago
@Shath00 Oh, sorry. That's the derelict Reaper where you get the IFF. Mah bad.
KillaFreedom 1 year ago