Child Care

[jaffas11]

I've only seen that reaction from a baby getting a circumcision.

[IamSuperGirl82]

Ok I'm not a fan of that kinda music and fair play to anyone who is :) But that's really mean doing that to a poor wee baby. It probs stopped making a fuss cause it was deaf from all the loud noise...

[excalibration]

you've replaced one annoying noise with another!

[evanisgay11]

Justin, I laughed so hard when you pulled out Noisembyro. That was hilarious.

[midilifestyle]

I WANT A BABY NOW!

[Iamcola65]

WHAT KIND OF A DEGENERATE, SICK CREEP WOULD TORTURE HIS OWN CHILD WITH THESE HELLISH, SATANIC CACAPHONIES OF JAPAN? YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE CHILD'S INNOCENCE ROTTING AWAY IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES DURING THE PLAYING OF THIS VIDEO!!!

In the beginning of this video, it was a simple child of god... but the moment the baby stopped screaming as resistance of lord satan entering his fragile body, he ceased to be that... I flagged this, I cried when I saw this extreme form of child abuse...

[vhsonacomeback]

@Iamcola65 You must be real fun at parties.

[Hoagie2310]

@vhsonacomeback someone must be butthurt. You know, not all music like this is all satanic. 

[vhsonacomeback]

@Hoagie2310 What does that sentence even mean? I think we're having some language barrier issues.

[Hoagie2310]

@vhsonacomeback If by language barriers you mean you don't understand basic internet language. I'm not even sure as to what part of the sentence you are confused with.

[vhsonacomeback]

@Hoagie2310 What's the point of answering if it's going to take you 1 month? I think the part I'm most confused with is why you're talking to me to begin with. I wasn't even talking to you, I was talking to Iamcola65. Iamcola65 wrote a trolling comment to which I replied sarcastically. Then you decided to chime in and let me know that the music I listen to isn't all satanic. Clearly I know that or I wouldn't have responded in such a way.

[Hoagie2310]

@vhsonacomeback Well them for this I apologize. The comment came up in my inbox. I rarely use youtube. But cheers.

[devinm84]

@Iamcola65 What's wrong with you? Just a quick answer. Please.

[emptyboxesandrooms]

@Iamcola65

i lolled.

[SpasmOfJoy]

Hahahaahahahaha Merzbow XD

[2011MyFamily]

I did this for some time (2 days), together with the "shaking", as advised by supposed child expert, but I feel like a heartless mom! I would rather cuddle my baby and sing lullaby to her.

[horaflora]

Could you do a short vid of this every year for a while? Curious to see how baby's alert music affects him in his older age!

Great job!

[xTheOxx]

I can tell you from experience that giving the baby a rough shake also works very well.

[arratik]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[officialpsylentvilla]

bueno yo tambien dejaria de llorar si me lo pusieran...ejejejeje

[Merzbowxnoise]

You need a Babysitter?

Call Merzbow!!!

[Merzbowxnoise]

Why is the baby crying :(

[SirBrittanicvs]

Babies cry because they suck, and there's nothing they can do about it.

[BEATNIKCASS]

@Merzbowxnoise .....yeah, better to have a doggy.

[schizma111]

so thats what noisembryo means...

[shruhats]

World's Greatest Dad

[apellicone]

woof!

[niallllll]

It emulates the sound of inside the womb....give the baby another few months. play it and they may begin to get slightly freaked out by the sound.

[BEATNIKCASS]

he'll get a lot smarter if you play human language stories or fairy tales---that noise will turn him into a psycho.......like me.

[godofvomit666]

My kids prefer Werewolf jerusalem!!!!

[xdugef]

if nothing else at least it drowns out the crying

[skrowmedia]

merzbaby

i played a pure brown noise signal for my infant son on a couple occasions. he rocked out, i fell asleep. good times.

[LedGuitar222]

Lol, I can't tell whether the baby's digging it or if its brain is slowly melting. I sincerely hope it's the first. He was kinda grooving/twitching at the end...

[dahgrow]

Holy crap, that's sort of mean. But I dig Merzbow, so maybe it's not. I don't even know anymore. Merzbow \m/

[ofallthings2do]

fuck shit damn holy hell fuck fuck dammmit son of a bitch

[Milkchan7]

Where did you get that baby?

[Legioneic]

Brilliant. My guess is that Hybrid Noisebloom would work even better.

[ShitCrap]

hahaha, oh wow :DDDD

[BlueOceanBelow]

I really have to remember this if I have kids. As long as its not up too loud it works just fine as white noise!

[candidnt]

Your baby is fuckin' fierce.

[morningstarscrew]

wow hahahaha. NOISEEE!!

whenever i listen to merzbow, it freakin makes me dizzy. hahaha.

it's cool teh baby's diggin it. lulz.

[rzezniqq]

FAVA +

[Stewped12]

wow...your baby's digging it

[treblinkalovescene]

damn, now i want kids.

[fordmodels]

Justin, you're on to something with Masami Akita's music. Who would have thought?

[cmonster]

merzbow kicas ass

[samayresss]

Kids love white noise because it reminds them of the womb.

[mnorde]

Haha noisebaby

[mckickflip]

maybe now when he's in school and kids play pop on the radio, he'll go up and make it play feedback :D

[erectfur]

bahahahaha, awesome

[jjustinfoley]

Let's review what you've said.

You've spuriously imagined a worst case scenario that there's no evidence for. And then you've played cop by flagging this video as inappropriate. To top it off, you've then labeled this child abuse.

You're nuts.

= Justin

PS - I almost forgot your final paragraph, where you condemn all of YouTube and maybe all of creation. My advice to you - stop reading Kafka; it's doing you no good.

[morningstarscrew]

HEY. NOISE IS NICE! the baby will surely be thankful by the time he grows up. =}

[Xynobia]

Merzbow soothes the savage beast...

[danehy]

What lack of self confidence? He can always establish his cool by saying "I've been listening to Merzbow since I was a baby."

[ricurrie]

ahh shut up.

[Finntroll]

actually more kids grow up losers from listening to shit like britney spears and nsync. merzbow helps you avoid your life starting like that because a merzbow fan's life in the end is better than anyone else's. noise fans=superior humans.

[unbrauchbar]

The noise power

[rutgermuller]

omfg merzbow is boring him asleep.aaaaah :)

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Lol, he needed the music to express the overwhelming rage of the savage beast within him!

[Hoozer]

Play "Sphere" for the little guy, or merzbudda.

[panzram31614]

Excellent choice. Better yet, put the little tyke on top of the subwoofer, and soothe his tumult.