Here's a conversation with god: "Dear Child, You are my offspring. Nothing will ever separate you from my love. I will always comfort you. Unless you don't believe me, in which case I will torture you for ever and ever in the torture chamber I made. You know I'll do it, too. I already tortured and mutilated and killed and abandoned my only REAL son. Trust me. Your loving Father, God."
"Evolution? I specifically remember creating you"
-God
BossThePatriot 2 years ago
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Imaginefree69 2 years ago
I love you... I love you... I love you... unless you're a faggot!
~God
rhynfalcon 3 years ago
@rhynfalcon So he does not love Sinners? because all sin seperates us from the love of the creator
linkbowser5able 1 year ago
@linkbowser5able He loves the sinners,He loves them (us) the sinners so much,but He hates the sin!
lauradreamerprincess 1 year ago
I created pain and suffering! how do you like it?
-God
thetruthone 3 years ago 2
Adam and Eve? pfff haha ur kidding right?
pierinho 3 years ago
nice!!!!!!!!!
Angel18light 3 years ago
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Angel18light 3 years ago
*sigh* It's bad enough that these things are littering the highway. Do we need them clogging up the internet, too?
Mudak326 4 years ago
"Have you seen my son? He was down there last time I looked" -God
Drez26 4 years ago
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JosieDoe 5 years ago
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4danielle 5 years ago