Palestian Alarm clock

[burritoshake]

how the hell did they survive that

[TheFiliusMortis]

Look on the bright side, your first wish after waking up comes true.

[demonicdragon9]

ala who ack bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Husawn]

well this would probably be a bit more useful than my alarm clock at the moment

[mrXD57]

Omg, both top comments are from same person! :D

DONT THUMBS ME!! D:

[one1939]

I know who can use one of this alarm clocks

[77Jrod77]

You spelled Palestinian wrong. Just sayin.

[fistfulofknowledge]

I'm not someone who usually complains about such things, but you've spelled 'palestinian' wrong.

[Frizzle14]

This has been my alarm sound for the past month now. Waking up has never been this entertaining.

[nowzadick]

As an alarm clock, i find this very offensive!

[nickoli1993]

i want it

[alba3664]

No albagshy not joking coz every Muslim must say the word "Allah Akbar " before they pray . It's an opining for muslim prayers . This video touch all Muslims and makes them all of them are terrorists . In fact this story typing happened again and again for all palestianian ppl . Peace to Israel and palestin . Best

[14SlavsUnited88]

@alba3664 in fact this cartoon is made by jews

[albagshy]

This disrespect for all Muslims !!!

[BLACKOPSIII]

@albagshy I hope you are joking? and if you are not. fuck em if they can't take a joke.

[Coltaculuss]

It amazes me how in America you can make a joke like this and everybody's OK with it(As they should be, jokes are jokes, free speech and all), but if you so much as mention a Jew in a joke you are fired and become the victim of a media smear campaign.

[colombiantom]

@Coltaculuss family guy makes jokes of every religion, race, nationality etc

[frankfurt316]

@Coltaculuss thats because they want you to hate people from middle east and start war against them in a few years. the real terrorists are george bush, hitler etc none of those people is a muslim.

[TheNirwch]

@Coltaculuss fuck u n one want to hear ur bullshit allahu ackbar!!!

[Coltaculuss]

@TheNirwch

Yes, yes. Anybody who points out the hypocrisy of America is a Muslim. If you actually bothered to read my comment rather than glance at it, you would see that I was not complaining about the joke, but rather I was pointing out how a joke like this about Jews would not be tolerated in America.

[dmacid]

@Coltaculuss There are plenty of Jewish jokes on the family guy. Stop complaining about nothing.

[prranit]

@Coltaculuss jokes about jews ARE TOLERATED, jokes about jew WHILE WORKING are not tolerated. simple and makes sense for it to be this way.

[Coltaculuss]

@prranit

Yeah no shit, but in America jokes about Muslims, Catholics, etc are fine in the workplace while Jews are protected.

[prranit]

@Coltaculuss what does that have to do with this video, take ur problems elsewhere. life is not fair, get used to it

[Coltaculuss]

@prranit

It's not my problem at all, I'm pointing out hypocrisy where I see it. Got a problem with that?

[MrBarryPe]

@Coltaculuss But you constantly have the Jew archetype to laugh at... There is no Arab archetype that makes an appearance in the show every few episodes.

[prranit]

@Coltaculuss the work place is a different environment. its like comparing hanging out with ur friends and hanging out with people that you depend on to live. when u get a job, in the contract it usually mentions proper conduct at the work place. "jew" jokes are not within that boundary so no right to complain about being fired. u have been OWNED

[Coltaculuss]

@prranit

Wtf are you talking about? Owned? For pointing out the hypocrisy within America? I have never been fired, but have seen people fired for making a Jew joke, usually after a Muslim joke.

Owned? You are clearly a Jew worshiper.

[prranit]

@Coltaculuss im just saying whoever makes such jokes AT HIS/HER WORKPLACE is STUPID. making these jokes is fine when ur with friends.

(btw im not religious, i just know not to joke about sensitive stuff while working)

[newagebennet13]

@Coltaculuss I know, right?

[dimigw]

@Coltaculuss Because family guy never makes Jew jokes? You obviously have never watched it...

[jpatton1989]

@Coltaculuss What are you talking about? Mort, a character in Family Guy, is an absurd caricature of a Jew. Many shows insult Jews and nobody says a thing. Family Guy does it all the time. They even did an episode completely revolved around Jewish stereotypes: "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein". Stop trying to make this comedy video into a race war.

[Coltaculuss]

@jpatton1989

The episode that you mentioned basically worships Jews, they stereotype them by saying that they are good at money and finance, oh gee, I'm sure they were so offended.

[flarekary]

@Coltaculuss

That's because America is run by Jews.

[gamerdude1246]

Oh yeah lol

Jewish Alarm Clock : GIMME UR MONEY THIS HOUSE IS MINE! ZIONIST COME IN!

[hmimi316]

what episode is this???

[Polar515]

be better with an israeli alarm clock. Instead of an explosion it steals all your money and kicks you out of your house.

[lilbuzz2000]

That'll wake me up

[Dragon4700]

press 6 for ALLAHU ACKBAR

[tosseiboo]

i need one to give as a " moving away gift"

[akaCATTYminx]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA XD

[Dicekidd436]

Dogs, ready on your go

[weaponator1]

it was like a nuke

[ABOSAFAD]

This is irrespect !

[masterofgames15000]

Thats.. different..

[Tunemer]

OVERKILL

[spinda29]

The palestinian alarm clock said: god is the greatest

[majingohan479]

@spinda29 how do you know

[DKzain23]

@majingohan479 well its because its a simple arabic saying.

[cheroo007]

Hahah i'm Palestinian and even i found this hilarious xD!, were do they get their jokes... haha :D<3

[TheJboy88]

Gee, I wonder if anyone will find this offensive?

[AdverbAdjective]

@TheJboy88 who cares?

[HardcoreLittleChick]

Hahahahahaha! I'm Palestinian, and I found this hilarious XD

[lilmissykato]

@HardcoreLittleChick really? Country:

Canada

[TheCatsLastWord]

@lilmissykato Are Palestinians not allowed to live in Canada??? :O

[lilmissykato]

@TheCatsLastWord No. If youre a citizen of canada, youre a Canadian. In her case, an arab canadian.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@lilmissykato That's not what I said...I said "Are Palenstinians not allowed to live in Canada"? Meaning...You can live in Canada and be of Palestinian origin. I have many friends who are US citizens but they would not go around saying they are American.....................C­onversation over.

[lilmissykato]

@TheCatsLastWord Uh no. you cant be of an orgin that isnt an origin.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@lilmissykato The fuck?? I'm done talking to you. Tired of talking to youtube retards.

[lilmissykato]

@TheCatsLastWord k, enjoy not being on youtube.

[rgilX13]

@lilmissykato

Right. But Hthey never said they were a Canadian citizen, did they? @HardcoreLittleChick could be living there on a permit or visa or something. In fact, who cares! Why are you stalking their profile? Why are you making an argument out of nothing. The point is, she appreciates humor!

[lilmissykato]

@rgilX13 the point is she isnt palestinian. Stalking and glancing arent the same thing. Shes candian.

[HardcoreLittleChick]

@lilmissykato my background is Palestinian. I didn't know you automatically took on the nationality of the country you lived in. If a Canadian decided to live in Palestine, does that make him Palestinian and not Canadian? I don't think so.

[lilmissykato]

@HardcoreLittleChick If palestin was a country, yes... they would be. but its not a country, never was a country and hopefully never will be on (atleast not on israeli soil)

[Nerd1ingAlot]

@HardcoreLittleChick Your a from canada bro !

[abdullazeidan]

@HardcoreLittleChick well ur retarded ... im palestinian and quite frankly im offended ... i mean blowing ourselves up is the last form of self defense we have against the jewish military , and is self defense considered terrorism now? i mean i guess we should get slapped and give the jews the other cheek and thats what your doing idiot ...

have some pride in your roots

[HardcoreLittleChick]

@abdullazeidan Considering many if not most of the terrorist attacks in the last 50 years have been by Palestinians, I don't really think you can blame the writers of this show for wanting to poke fun at it. They poke fun at every other cultural and racist group out there. But as soon as they make fun of you, you freak out? This is what's fundamentally wrong with the world. No one can laugh at them self. I am proud of my routes. I also know how to take a joke. I'm also not an anti-semite.

[fdeink]

@HardcoreLittleChick I found it funny as a joke but also I would see how some retards can assume all palestinians are terrorists/evil etc. (Palestinian background)

[lilmissykato]

@abdullazeidan selfdefence to blow up at schools and bus stations? You dont blow up in military compounds you blow up at civilians.

[Linu86]

@lilmissykato ur right... I'm tired of hearing people justify murder as some kind of "self-defence"

[lilmissykato]

@Linu86 Its not self-defense to blow yourself up in a bus. it IS self defense to blow up the military compound of smoeone trying to kill you.

[GeneralCane]

Seven AM, wakin' up in the morn-- ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

*BOOOM*

[SuperCrazylemons]

@GeneralCane i would literally die from laughter if it was like that

[gtabro1337]

@GeneralCane lol @ you describing the video and getting thumbs up for that

[GeneralCane]

@gtabro1337 Lol @ you not getting the reference for what that comment was built around.

[123ugugu]

@GeneralCane oh really i didnt see the vid for 1sec ago

[jayjaycoolade123]

Also if utube takes down movies why cant they take this down? I am leaving it at that! So plz eveeyone just leave me, the country of Palestine, and the Islamic religion, alone. And just be thankful that your living! I will start off by saying i'm srry if i offendd anyone. ;)

[jayjaycoolade123]

I honestly think youtube shold take this down. I dont find it fair!

[wyattcostello]

what episode is this

[64whatever]

LOL

[37061068907]

alahu hahma!!!!!!

[LeonieBruce]

I wonder what he said... something like; ALLAHMORNING!! I guess... makes me think of Achmed the dead Terrorist

[hellnoob11]

@LeonieBruce it means praise alah. alahu akbar

[LeonieBruce]

@hellnoob11 haha, awesome :)

[Mariofan14832]

hmmm the United States should send these as a Peace offering to there enemies.....

[Wafflehunter321]

what the fuuuu---BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM­M!!!!!

[ChemicalToxication]

Alahuakbar!

[FLASHWATSONVIDEOS]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[YukimaruYoshimatsu]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[colonleftbracket]

why is peter sleeping with his glasses on...

[lilmissykato]

@colonleftbracket THAT is a damn good question. Fine job!

[SRDTL]

@colonleftbracket Because its an anime

[lilmissykato]

@SRDTL  actually its not, anime is a specific type of animation :-p yes im being a technical dork.

[ThePedroFilms]

@colonleftbracket because hes stupid

[packapunch0]

allauahbar

[hoogys]

this is very offensive to the jews

[lilmissykato]

@hoogys wtf? hahah no.

[h3yduude]

ALLAH HUACH BAR!!!! BOOOOOOM

[froodsbag]

LOVED IT

[moviehoofd]

It saz allah akbar( allah is almighty)

[DashunicornII]

im sure that was a bit racist, but it was fuckin funny! lmfao!!!

[EmmaaGee]

ALLAHU AKHMAR!!:L

[Juliette19912]

Shut Up Meg xD

[bobish101]

I'm actually muslim, and i found that hilarious LOL!!!

[NadiasAttheDisco]

I'm a Palistinian Muslim,and I laughed my ass off. :D

[jokers742]

Very Racist, and inaccurate... Palestinians are not terrorists, they are victims of it... Very funny though

Ta7ya Masr

[julianbautista87]

@jokers742 victims? hahaha. yeah, and the japanese were the victims in the WWII.

[bayridgeprince3]

@julianbautista87 palestinains are the victims and ur sarcasm is soo corny

[julianbautista87]

@bayridgeprince3 yeah, sure, the jews are the bad guys (another corny sarcasm),... first learn about history and then we can talk.

[lilmissykato]

@bayridgeprince3 if palestians even existed you could speak, but since they didnt exist until after israel became a modern nation, shut the puck up.

[bayridgeprince3]

@lilmissykato u racist BITCH I CANT STAND PPL LIKE U!!!!!

[lilmissykato]

@bayridgeprince3 they're not a race and youre on my video.... so uh..... if ya cant stand it, leave ;) tootse.

[bayridgeprince3]

@lilmissykato y do ppl liike you call any arab a "terrorist" when its their land ! get off our land cause the only terrorist i see are the people tht go to arab countries and kill arab families even people who were in the army started a group against war because they finally realized tht they r the terrorists ....p.s dont listen to what the media has to say.. peace

[lilmissykato]

@bayridgeprince3 Did i say arabs are terrorists? no. i said palestians are terrorists. because its not their land its jewish land. and peace ur ass, i dont want peace i want security.

[ajscorpion3]

@lilmissykato god have mercy on your soul.

[lilmissykato]

@ajscorpion3 what a shame.

[GrimmjowProduction]

@lilmissykato wow... idiot alarm... go read some books son...

[lilmissykato]

@GrimmjowProduction son? hows about you read my name...girly.

[GrimmjowProduction]

@lilmissykato it's unrelative to the discussion we have. Israel or Israelis have no right over the land more than Palestinians, since they have been there since the annihiliation of the last Crusade by Richard Lionheart. Arabs and various other minorities have lived there aslong as any Jew who dare claim land in that country. Free Palestine, down with Israel.

[lilmissykato]

@GrimmjowProduction Jews have lived there longer, yes more moved there RECENTLY, but jews have ALWAYS lived there. 

[GrimmjowProduction]

@lilmissykato No. they where completly expelled from the lands during the Diaspora, and again during the Crusades.

[lilmissykato]

@GrimmjowProduction  There actually were hand fulls still there.

[GrimmjowProduction]

@lilmissykato Prove that to me with documents and historical facts, if you can't, I might aswell dismiss your idea of some still being there, maybe after the Diaspora, but 600 years of percecution following the Diaspora, then the Islamic caliphate took over, which kinda offered peace to other minorites during times. but when the Crusades hit, everybody was slaughtered, you can read about what Richard Lionheart did in Jerusalem after he entered it.

[lilmissykato]

@jokers742 palestinans are terrorists, i mean even the children dress up in bomb belts for FUN. wackos if ya ask me, and you did since you posted in my video ;)

[bayridgeprince3]

@lilmissykato palestinans are not terrorist u dumass

[hbkmzk]

@lilmissykato u are the most stupid racist ass i ever witness

[lilmissykato]

@hbkmzk really? because palestian isnt a race. go get an education.

[hbkmzk]

@lilmissykato so you're saying that all the persons in palestine are terrorist, so lets all say that all italian are part of the mafia or all Germans during ww2 were nazi

[501028]

@hbkmzk

Well to be honest all germans were nazis during ww2 because if they weren't they were shot or died of hunger and stuff. (of course there were exceptions)

[hbkmzk]

@501028 same with palestine the people who does follow the palestine rule gel killed, there either willing or force to do it or they die

[lilmissykato]

@hbkmzk ya get what ya vote for.

[hbkmzk]

@lilmissykato you seem to know a lot about history what do you get when u try to stand up to a dictatorship kind of rule where you have little to no rights? dont u get killed

[lilmissykato]

@hbkmzk Actually, not in all cases (America standing up to england for example). Hamas wasnt in power. They were a small group of people doing "charity" work for the people living in gaza. The PA was and is corrupt and keeps money from the people, hamas didnt do this. so people voted for hamas. Hamas coming to power is an example of people standing up to a dictatorship where you have little to no rights.

[hbkmzk]

@lilmissykato same way how hitler came to power but how should they have known what the plan of the new government was going to be

[lilmissykato]

@hbkmzk No, hitler nor hamas hid their hate of jews. ever. you should go read up on history.

[hbkmzk]

@lilmissykato so your saying hitler and hamas before they became ruler told everyone hey you know what lets get together and kill all the Jews

[lilmissykato]

@hbkmzk Prior to hitlers coming of power he openly said he wanted germany to build the perfect race. He said how to do so (killing blacks, jews, gypsies, the handicapped and so on) and of course his famous inbreeding plan. Prior to hamas coming to power they told everyone israel needs to be driven into the sea. So yes, both people DID say they wanted to kill the Jews.

[DBZYYHAreEpic]

@jokers742 its meant to be a joke chill lol

[123starbaby321]

@jokers742 well u gotta admit family guy is equally racist to just about everyone and makes stereotypical marks of just about every kind so its expected and pretty freakin funny XD

[TheEDBShow]

@jokers742 Shut up Meg...

[jokers742]

@PleaseCrySomeMore why would u make up some bullshit like that, it actually means God is great...

[TheP1xxel]

@PleaseCrySomeMore its meaning god is the greatest

[Carazon]

Yeah it's racist but that's what Family Guy does.

[L0lhack]

7 Am, exploding in the morning

[lilmissykato]

@Eyesheild21sucks Osama wasnt in charge of palestian terrorism, so no, its not over.

[Eyesheild21sucks]

@lilmissykato with osama gone the muslim terrerists(i dont know their name :P)will prob try to get even D,:

[Eyesheild21sucks]

@lilmissykato damn :/

[FiLninja]

@Eyesheild21sucks stupid fuck

[Eyesheild21sucks]

@FiLninja ok? lol

[InflatedSnake]

@Eyesheild21sucks Palestine is completely unrelated to the Al Quida.

[Eyesheild21sucks]

@InflatedSnake idgaf :P

[habsfan93]

I almost shat my fucking pants when i just saw this

[PlymouthWhat]

Dose any one know what the alarm says???

[WillSing4Label]

@PlymouthWhat Allahu Ackbar

[jokers742]

@PlymouthWhat Allahu Akbar, God is great...

[thalmanf]

it's *palestinian

[TheRD3D]

My 5 year old brother loves this XD

[FrostInks]

So I'm guessing there's no snooze button?

[AFL489]

I'm a Muslim and I think this is actually kind of funny

[Hustlersinmotion]

ALAH HOO AHAA BOOOOOOOOOM!?!?!?!?!

[TheBullMoose95]

Get your ******* facts straight before you start insulting a subject like that.

[themenvstheboys]

i wonder how many people wrote in to say that this is giving off bad messages to children. For a start if you have a problem with your child watching the show then dont let them watch it you bloody moronic parents and secondly, the family guy team send these to every letter response :P

[MelodyEyes]

I think that clock would make a great gift for a few people i know...

[JeffHardyFanNation1]

peter should put that clock in justin bieber's room thumbs up if you agree

[DwcpfDwcpf]

ALLAHU AKBAR = GOD IS THE GREATEST (Muslim Religion)

Personally I am not a religion really. I am kind of the bottom end of Christianity

[lilmissykato]

@DwcpfDwcpf It is arabic for G-d is great. Often times islamic terrorists carrying out a sucide bombing scream it before blowing up, why? Because according to Islam whatever you do when you die (if its a good thing) you will do for eternity. Allahu akbar is a blessing, so they would be blessing G-d for eternity in their belief.