Chapter 9 Portal 2 Let's Play Speed Run The Part Where He Kills You Fast SpeedRun Walkthrough

[retallick67]

3:00 no...



[nameistaken]

Your "speedrun" is as laughable as iJustine doing a speedrun.

[WinxMusa2011]

Snuff

[WinxMusa2011]

Blue juice = SNUFF JUICE !

[ninjadeathfox]

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SMURF JIZZ!

XD

[masterminded78]

NO cake? 

[TheAeroMechanic]

13:15 SPPPPAAACCCEEEE =D

[Alama162]

12:57 CO-OP ROBOTS :D

[jijbentgoed]

is it weird that i had an ad at the end of the video?

[HALOnoob1222]

this is no speed run

[furyberserk]

Wheatley: I promise I'm not gonna kill you if you come back.

Glados: "The cake is a LIE!" Excuse me. I do not know why I said that.

[kaikaidia6]

What recording program did you use?

[MsBenjo]

so...glados is the little potato on your gun?

[Wickedshrapnel]

@MsBenjo yup

[blueyedheart12]

Wheatley says this is the part were i kill u

[ultimateblazeninja11]

u remind me of that fat dude off of hangover

[cameronbryant24]

hmmm portal:trash cores. portal 2: put them on. what? i dont get it really

[AGoldSoldier]

i beat this the first day and faster than you so i don't know what you are talking about

[JollyManProductions]

wheatley's betrayal reminds me the one made by guilty spark in halo

[ItsIvaan]

@JollyManProductions  Totally agree with you!

[snoringloudly]

at thirty seconds in, i could already tell my speed run beat this. he looked slow.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@snoringloudly Did you beat it on the day the game was released? I didn't think so.

[Bilalol3]

@Wickedshrapnel lol i did ..

[joey0wns]

@Wickedshrapnel

I did! :D

[PoLaRiZe54]

@Wickedshrapnel well maybe cause he had the life not to?

[aure111111]

@Wickedshrapnel did you ?

[CaioNV]

15:22 best use of TOASTY evar!!!

[mewmewlover9]

I have a feeling that in chapter 9 he kills you

[TheLethalDwarf]

15 minute ads? You're joking..... Thank god for the skip button.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@TheLethalDwarf ;) that is why I put the skip button on all the ads I allow on my videos.. if you don't like it just skip it.. :)

[B0sskiller1000]

@TheLethalDwarf WHAT?! 15 MINUTE ADS??!!! YOU ARE JOKING. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

[zaxo212]

Great game and gameplay except u would be getting sucked into space your on theoon and the moon has graphity

[wazzamon]

Smurf....Jizz?

[Wickedshrapnel]

@wazzamon absolutely

[RoBoZoMbIe321]

skillz

[i706i]

Why is this called a Speed Run when you do everything so slowly? Seriously this is playing the game at normal pace, which is nothing to do with a speed run

[Wickedshrapnel]

@i706i fastest release day video on youtube so it might not be the fastest ever or even now but on the day it was released it was.

[yo3443]

@Wickedshrapnel what program you using to record the game?

[BazzEffects]

ha to hard ill get rid of the nerve toxin....haha JK u die

[untitled1productions]

Everybody likes revenge!

[Gaz66d]

"Never underestimate the power of smurf jizz"

XD

Wow no wonder smufettes always so lively and chpper.

[SockDoctor]

so wheetly you want to now what happend to thoughs days eh? the part where you tryed to kill me? maybe......moron.

[tehfrog]

6 hours to beat single player for the first time, 6 hours to beat co-op. i suck

[Wickedshrapnel]

@tehfrog took me 8-9 hours to beat it the first time.

[tehfrog]

@Wickedshrapnel oh. maybe i dont suck haha. the average time to beat it was apparently 4-6 hours.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@tehfrog I got stuck on a few puzzles for 30 minutes or more.. (wasn't thinking with portals.) :P

[tehfrog]

@Wickedshrapnel same story with me for most of the 60's and 70's aperture chambers

[MoviesAndTuts]

@Wickedshrapnel IT TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO BEAT CAMPAIGN. god i suck

[SSBMaster11]

@tehfrog Don't feel so bad, it took me 8-9 hours to beat coop, and I don't even know how long for single player, but it was probably even longer than that.

[SSBMaster11]

what happens if you shoot the moon with the wrong portal?

[SockDoctor]

@SSBMaster11 the wrong portal?

[SSBMaster11]

@SockDoctor The same portal as the one beneath him.

[ProfileName2]

Best. Game. Ever.

[1234ultraguy]

that was fast good job :D

[Rashardow]

im einstien =D

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

Thought you wouldn't be able to hear anything in space :o

[marthwolfpika]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls Sound waves must propagate (travel) through a medium (some form of matter). Seeing as you are sucking said medium through a Portal, you can still hear.

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

@marthwolfpika Sexy explanation.. good enough for me :) Thank you lol

[SockDoctor]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls the air is being sucked into space too, thats what is allowing chell to hear, though how wheetly is able to hear the space core later i'm not sure. they were made by apature that'll do.

[HarduntheRanger]

This isn't your first try. you knew where to go for stuff.

[ExiMaster]

Speed Run? More like a fucking turtle run. C'mon you can do it faster than THAT.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@ExiMaster how fast did you beat the game on release day?

[ExiMaster]

@Wickedshrapnel If this is your fisrt time i cant blame you but yes i completed it on the first day. Gamestop didnt released it until 12:34am and i played till 8:00am and finished. Next day i did some co-op and was almost done and my friend had to go...and nobody else was playing. I was doing it on PS3. But now Portal 2 is really boring and easy.

[ExiMaster]

@Wickedshrapnel I was going to be the first person with a Portal 2 tutorial. But YouTube cant find the recorded video file even when i type it in exactly in open file and its valid in my documents file but still says "The file cannot be found or does not exist" I tried numerous times and different tactics. Still no luck with technology. I need a better goddamn camera. Btw what video recording device do you use. I always wondered how people got such good video and picture quality. Perfectly.

[shadic2145]

@Wickedshrapnel 30 mins lol

[zhatdude]

Dude! Thanks so much for this! You helped me out a lot throughout the game!

[Wickedshrapnel]

@zhatdude Thanks for watching.. :)

[allroundgamer9579]

3:22 what the hell was that????

[sourcarerofwow]

@allroundgamer9579 smurf jizz.

[TheDeadEnd86]

its much more funny if you realy come back, and listen what he says

[TheDeadEnd86]

#portal

[SWEA239]

i did just look at the fol game awsome but 3h! its a lonng story and good

[theunfatguy]

4:18 I laughed so hard!

[Wickedshrapnel]

@theunfatguy :) Smurf jizz #FTW

[IRONFINCHYBOY]

Love

[Wickedshrapnel]

@IRONFINCHYBOY <3

[IRONFINCHYBOY]

And then lobe it some more

[RoCdOtAoWnsXD]

"never under-estimate the power of smurf jizz... it will save your life!"

[Wickedshrapnel]

@RoCdOtAoWnsXD It's magical. :)

[RodrigoSidney]

2:34

On my first play through:

Wheatley: "Oh! I see! Clever. Very clever. BUT FOOLISH!"

Me: "Gosh, he will shut off the funnel and I will fall into the goo!"

Wheatley: "Spinning blade wall!"

Me: "Oh, man! How dumb!"

I love Wheatley.

[SockDoctor]

@RodrigoSidney lol speaking or dumb, you know "the part where he kills you"? well just befor that he starts sending you towards your "suprise" useing the arial faith plates you are heading to surtain death when sudanly he turns on the funnle.....M-O-R-O-N. gotta love 'im.

[metinsakura]

The german voices are better:D

[Wickedshrapnel]

@metinsakura Except I would have no idea what they are saying.

[metinsakura]

lol youve got a reversed portal gun. at my version the blue portal is left XD

[sourcarerofwow]

Wicked: Shoot the moon!.....shoot the moon. *Shoot's the moon*

Wicked: It's a good a shot! :D

[Wickedshrapnel]

@sourcarerofwow :)

[uscobra11]

you cut at 0:52...

[Wickedshrapnel]

@uscobra11 because at the end of part 8 of the videos I let him kill me so I started this video and showed how to not die.

[XIChApPaZIX]

is there any cake in portal 2?

[Vegna24]

@XIChApPaZIX

nope

[SockDoctor]

@XIChApPaZIX what do you think? do you remember the meme?

[SnoobYHD]

Why did you skip stuff at 0:51 ??

[Wickedshrapnel]

@SnoobYHD because at the end of part 8 of the videos I let him kill me so I started this video and showed how to not die.

[JMlaser]

Never underestimate smurf jizz.

[KrySomeMoar]

if cave was still alive he would've been pissed at glados for deleting caroline

[TheWillnacho]

Glados: Well,this is the part where he kills us.

Wheatley: Hi! This is the part where i call you. CHAPTER 9: The part where he kills you.

Award unlocked: The part where he kills you.

Description: This is that part.

[XenintheTerminator]

@TheWillnacho ''Hi! This is the part where I call you.''

Dontcha mean kill? lol epic typo is epic. I'd love for Wheatley to call me. D=

[TheLizzardOh]

@XenintheTerminator Uh, yeah. He says kill.

[SockDoctor]

@TheWillnacho awwww i missed it.

[clubpenguintvization]

@TheWillnacho MUSIC? Take a guess.

[TylerVanStompU]

Well, this is the part where he kills us.

Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

CHAPTER 9

THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

[Mattata987]

@TylerVanStompU gotta love portal :)

[xXjc4x4xX]

i didn't wanna go :C GLaDOS has been so nice , I wanna stay with her :C

[MrKillerzod]

2 people didn't get killed by him but died anyway

[OrcaStar89]

"Don't die til I get back!" LOL even as a villan Wheatley is hilarious! He's my fav character in this game and possible my fav character ever!

[DarkX6]

Is it me, or is this video lacking a views counter?

[Ex0dus111]

Smurf-jizz!!

[BigPapaPilgrim]

wtf is that potato doing there who is that?

[suffifo2]

@BigPapaPilgrim Wow. Watch/play the earlier parts of the game

[NinjaMinkzx]

Also, In Part five of killing Chell, pwnage!

[NinjaMinkzx]

The part where he kills you (x3) FTW

Also... spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccee (dot) com space core is there :D

[XenintheTerminator]

@NinjaMinkzx omg LOL

[anamagi1215]

is she a talking potato???

[anamagi1215]

i like smurf jizz, just kidding

[anamagi1215]

IM ON UR FRIENDS LIST SHRAPNEL

[malik932008]

the boss fight just create the portal in front of your feet and the bomb will automatically go in

[Wickedshrapnel]

@malik932008 ok cool.. I will try that next time.

[dabestvideomaker]

people who dislike this couldnt beat the game

[Wickedshrapnel]

@dabestvideomaker lol.. I just have dedicated haters that like to dislike every video I post..

[Wickedshrapnel]

@BowToMySkill How fast did you complete it on release day?

[mrbloink]

@Wickedshrapnel just found your channel. i can tell im gonna be a long time subscriber. i like ur vids and the fact that u dont have views or subs shown. what console do you play on?

[Wickedshrapnel]

@mrbloink thanks.. Xbox

[Gannondalf]

why doesnt this have a view counter

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Gannondalf That's how I roll. It's a mystery.

[jerotheBIG]

@Gannondalf waitwhat THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Gannondalf watch?v=n8c7AVjm2CY

[gamenew09]

Achivment unlocked The part that he kills you.

Description: That Part.

From RoosterTeeth[Achivement Hunter

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[asdfme]

Speed run on a console rather than PC = funniest thing ever

[ircuteskitty]

I love the title of this chapter!

[TwilightKun4]

of course I can beat it faster then you on my first try, I've got YOUR videos to watch!

oh, wait, I've already beaten the game, never mind then

[TwilightKun4]

MASHY SPIKE PLATE

[acphire]

i always thought that random friend request = shitty channel looking for subs, but i was extremely wrong. + one sub for you

[Wickedshrapnel]

@acphire Thank you friend.. :)

[Sangheili475]

I liked your Speed Run / Walkthrougth,you have just gained +1 sub. :)

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Sangheili475 Awesome! Thanks.

[TangyTangoJuice]

just because the repulsion gel is blue doesnt mean its smurf jizz, all people of different colored skin shoot white jizz, doesnt mean we're all white.

cmon!

im very confused now, shouldnt i have yellow jizz

[iGxPhantom1]

most epic ending ever

[Wickedshrapnel]

@iGxPhantom1 I agree

[koLdZ1]

@iGxPhantom1 I Double that

[Kurdrenko]

how many smurfs for all that jizz?

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Kurdrenko MILLIONS!

[koko6504]

@Wickedshrapnel no its only one gaint smurf

[Wickedshrapnel]

@koko6504 lol

[MrPwn347]

Smurf Jizz FTW

[Wickedshrapnel]

@MrPwn347 lol

[MRdiggy727]

SMERF JIZZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wickedshrapnel]

@MRdiggy727 :) 

[wantsafriend]

i love the closing comment. "i love this game. you should buy it. then love it then make love to it then play it again.... then love it some more". great job man.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@wantsafriend lol.. thanks man

[NinjaExGamer]

I like the chapter name. "THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU"

[Wickedshrapnel]

@NinjaExGamer yeah, almost everything in this game is hilarious.

[JabberjawGaming]

YEEEEEEEY I LOVE YOU WICKED !!!!!!!!:D

[Wickedshrapnel]

@JabberjawGaming back atcha buddy

[JabberjawGaming]

@Wickedshrapnel Thanks (:

[DanyinHD]

I love this game, can't wait to get it

[Wickedshrapnel]

@DanyinHD It is a great game.. you didn't watch this whole playthrough before playing the game did you?

[DanyinHD]

@Wickedshrapnel maybe?

[MrFutbar]

@DanyinHD LMAO

[Iviqrr]

i couldnt pull this off so fast even if i played it a 1,000,000 times. Congrats on beating the game so fast, the vids were epic :)

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Iviqrr Thanks man.. I think I could save 30 minutes off my time easy if I did it again.. I had forgot some of the puzzles and which way to go but I think I got it all down now.. Maybe I will do it all again someday.. Not anytime soon though.. I am going to do the co-op next. I will probably live stream playing it the first time and then do a speed run of it on this channel just because it takes FOREVER when you do it the first time.

[Iviqrr]

@Wickedshrapnel i will definetly tune in for the co-op, im thinking of getting a microphone soon so i can do some commentaries myself :)

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Iviqrr cool

[Iviqrr]

@Wickedshrapnel whats your most anticipated game?

[Wickedshrapnel]

@Iviqrr MW3 right now.. I will probably get BC3 too but I was never into the previous battlefield games. What about you?

[Iviqrr]

@Wickedshrapnel uhh Skyrim, and SSFIV arcade edition for pc, i love the street fighter series.

[Iviqrr]

@Wickedshrapnel I watched your live CoD gameplay this Morning/Night (depending where you live) your a very good no scope sniper :) i stink with scope and no scoping on snipers xDD

[ABKxStumpy1]

what happens if you don't shoot the moon

[Wickedshrapnel]

@ABKxStumpy1 well I know if you don't complete that level quick enough the whole place blows up. You have to get rid of wheatley so GLaDOS can fix it.

[gameboycolor47]

lol if i was (what ever you charecters name is) as soon as i shoot that portal at the moon i'd be like "when did my life get this weird?"

[Wickedshrapnel]

@gameboycolor47 indeed pretty strange.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@birdman89100 It really was the best game I have played in a long time.

[bottz2]

so he is a human



[Wickedshrapnel]

@bottz2 Last time I checked.

[Wickedshrapnel]

@bottz2 she is.. :)

Well, I am going to buy it... and love it... and play it... and love it some more... and play it again!