Riddle #84 - Drop the Egg

[ChubbieFacee]

Throw it down.. It don't say it can't brake of you throw it

[TheJustinedwardhapa]

After I read the phrase "It can't be break upon landing" thingy. I farted. And after the egg reaches 100 feet and still not landing on the ground and doesn't breaks, it transforms into a cow and becomes immortal.

[The8BitMofo]

Wow I just checked out my comment and It ended up being top comment... Awesome!

[hamburgermeat1818]

I just owned the top comments, serioursly?

[MrCurlypie]

@hamburgermeat1818 You really trying to steal the top comments back by using your precious "logic". well i won't work on me, im retarded :/

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie I don't think you could be retarded, retards don't admit it, you may just get bad luck, and nothing I said was overwhelming logic, so really nothing precious there, try not calling yourself retarded and act like you are not, then you won't be. Or maybe you already are not one like I said.

[MrCurlypie]

@hamburgermeat1818 Dude, it's a fucking joke, as is the throw a chicken part. I'm obviously not retarded, as i am capable of forming a coherent sentence, and thinking of a joke that was, to some degree, funny (at least to some people). If you are taking all these comments i have posted seriously, and tried to disprove a "joke" with logic, then maybe you're the retarded one.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie First off I didn't know that was your comment. Second I just made a mistake and you took it like an insult And if you are civilized then just respond normaly, not cut to swearing and freaking out. I love it when it comes to funny things, and jokes, but if I had known you put up that comment then I would not have responded like that. The throw a chicken comment was very funny, so please stay calm, and don't be a jerk. Someone tries to be nice and here comes the raging mrcurlypie.

[MrCurlypie]

@hamburgermeat1818 You obviously did know it was my comment, as 1) it has my name next to it and 2) you wouldn't have responded to it in such a literal sense if you didn't disagree with it. I'm not freaking out in any sense, and if this is what you call freaking out then you must have never seen anyone angry ever. And by the way, in what sense were you trying to be nice? Correcting a "joke" isn't nice, it's just stupid and unnecessary.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie 1) maybe I don't always LOOK at the name tag. 2) thats wrong, you don't everyone, I didn't get it was a joke. You were swearing after I said something with a sense of calm tone. If you don't call swearing as a response to a calm responce freaking out. then fine. Never seen anyone angry before? Are you freaking kidding me no one over the age of 10 has probably never seen someone angry. Correcting a joke not nice? I DIDN"T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE. And lastly, theres other ways to respond.

[MrCurlypie]

@hamburgermeat1818 Jesus man, it is quite obviously a joke, and if you didn't realize that then you obviously have no sense of sarcasm, or you're socially inept. I don't care which in all honesty. Also, i can't understand one of your sentences.

"That's wrong, you dont everyone."

Also, i swore, because i was exasperated at how people on the internet can be so stupid as to take everything they read as the writers actual opinion or an expression of the writers intellect. Good day.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie You don't KNOW everyone, sorry. And who the fuck do you think you are? I do understand sarcasam and all that, Its a comment, alot harder to tell, you are one of the idiots on the internet, along with so many other people, that when someone makes a mistake that use that to judge there whole self. Yes I swore sense it seems to show your serious, and I already said the joke was funny, and you forgot. Just thinking of the worst. Now yes your a jackass. Respond.

[MrCurlypie]

@hamburgermeat1818 Firstly, i think i'm an individual who got exasperated at the fact that someone tried to disprove a joke, and who recognizes that you didn't need to know it was my comment to reply to it. Secondly, I'm not judging you by your mistake, I'm judging you by your poor ability to justify or explain it. Lastly, yes you said the joke was funny, and i remember that, it's just that in my last point that was irrelevant.

Jackass, turn 2.

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie Shut up about the joke OK? I already said I didn't know it was a joke. Your not getting anywhere with that. You replied to my comment in the beggening and what I thought was you reconizing someone trying to out smart the top comments and you some other guy responding to it, theres that explanation. So what is it you want me to say? What are either of us trying to justify in the end, to argue? If you think your right then fine, you can be right I don't care anymore. I wave my flag.

[furno222]

You throw a plastic egg.

[PinkyRosez]

DROP IT IN THE OCEAN.

*checks answer*

DANG IT!!!

[L3gitNick]

Easy a egg will only crack if it falls more than 2 yards and it can Land on grass

[thendisnigh1]

yolk?

[imsostupidyay]

put it in your mouth and commit suicide.

[TheHungerGamesPrim]

Hard boil egg and drop it over the ocean ( egg is still in shell)

[rumbleblast77]

drop from 101 feet

[MissChips33]

MUTE

[jasonkiller125]

tell chuck norris to land the egg safely

[Craz4Sugar]

hard-boil it

*checks answer*

FU-

[Smoky688]

is it 100cm not feet????

[xXxZaldakarxXx]

drop it from over 100 feet

[24sjd]

@xXxZaldakarxXx I don't get it, it says it can't break when it lands either, if it doesn't break for 100ft. cuz it didn't hit the ground I get that part but it's still going to break when it hits the ground...???

[korin6226]

IMA PICK THE EGG UP AND DROP IT ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!

[JackDete]

Chuck Norris

[MrmarioRBLX]

@JackDete

doesnt exist

[EmptyIsThis]

It will never be Chuck Norris. Ever.

[jangoman333]

The Egg was Chuck Norris!!!

[MrmarioRBLX]

@jangoman333

so that egg didnt exist?

[jangoman333]

Its Chuck Norris

[MrmarioRBLX]

@jangoman333

ERROR! INVALID ANSWER!

You answered with someone that doesnt exit AT ALL

[cooliojones8]

wtf the answer doesnt make sense. It said drop it from higher, but the egg will still break upon landing

[coolman10075]

simple, go up a 101 foot building and drop it, for the first 100 feet, it wont break

[halokris13]

That is how you make a Mega Omlette

[zombiecupcake98]

Hard Boiled Egg?

[vicapeace]

110 ten ft

[vicapeace]

its plastic!!!!

[supyal19]

drop it 1 foot 10o times

[rocketwolfer]

The egg is already broken it's an Easter egg or it's dropped from higher up

[MisterNuke2588]

get an iron egg looks at answer O.o it said upon landing dropping it higher wouldn't do a thing!

[sirrandomidiot]

drop it from 120 feet above ground and it won't break for 100 feet.

[kossoverlord]

I find it funny how every other answer is about chuck norris

[megaInvaderZimfan]

fake egg or break it first before dropping

[The8BitMofo]

I thought the answer was "Break the egg, before letting it fall, then it would not have broken in the first 100 feet of falling"

[Alexander69aragorn]

@The8BitMofo That makes more sense than the actual answer. In your scenario, the egg is broken before landing and his didn't break in the air. You, sir or madam, win. WIN!

[The8BitMofo]

@Alexander69aragorn lol Thanks!

[hamburgermeat1818]

@The8BitMofo Thats breaking it in the air

[kha4thg]

its a fake egg

[austing458]

It is falling through water

[Nutxc]

The egg didn't wat to suicide. That's all

[UKNxXOmeGaXx]

Because chuck Norris layed that egg!

[DMK000]

Drop it from the moon.

[nickaf1990]

Drop it in a really deep pool?

[H3NCHY]

crush it before you drop it, or drop in in water?

[horneddragon]

drop it 101 feet?

[chance79551]

boil it

[IStalkYourStalker]

Perhaps if it is frozen and (while not being slowed) is only falling at a speed of 1cm per hour, which would eventually speed up, yet not enough to break it?

[MrKovlad]

steel egg! DUH! it doesnt say it has to be regular chicken egg

*checks the answer*

wtf? thats bollocks

[MusicForTheHeart123]

Hard-boiled?

[hefnicity]

The answer is correct. It has been proven that an egg will not break upon landing if dropped from over 100ft. Sike.

[MrSporeowns]

"it cant break upon landing"

the answer is wrong. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

[MrCurlypie]

You throw a chicken.

[LeeLaz2008]

@MrCurlypie that made my dad... typo. that mad my day... type... typo. tha made my day... type... WHAT THE? that made my ay... typ... THE FU-? that made my dad... COME ONE... REALLY?! that made my day. DINFALLY... WHAT THE?! *FINNALY... FU-! *FINALLY! EYS! I- COME OEN- UGH! *YES! *COME ONE.. ON! YES! I DID IT! AT LAST!

[MrCurlypie]

@LeeLaz2008 You ok bud?

[LeeLaz2008]

@MrCurlypie My jk... FUCK! My keyboard is really bad at typing. I dont' son.. THE FUCK?! WHY DID I.. ugh... I don't know why, bu m- but my co- wow, I don't evem.. even know what to type ny.. anymore- keyboard hates me with a passion... fruit. :3

[MrCurlypie]

@LeeLaz2008 eh? are you serious or sarcastic, as its difficult to tell on the interwebs :3

[hamburgermeat1818]

@MrCurlypie  Thats cushining.

[geckohead135]

but it says the egg HAS to fall 100 feet not any less or more so therefore the answer is wrong.

[locomn88]

@geckohead135 true

[solidsnake4147]

@geckohead135 It HAS to fall 100Ft accumulated, not Max. It didn't so "No less, No more.", It only stated it needed to fall one hundred feet without breaking or braking. (Lol)

The answer IS correct, seeing as the egg would fall the accumulated 100 feet without breaking or braking.

Hell, you could drop it at 101 feet and still win. Even 100' 1" and still win.

[airmaria103]

he was humpty dumpty?lol

[S117TheMasterChief]

It can fall on 100 different feet.

[ArmySpud]

Chuck Norris was in the egg

[airmaria103]

@ArmySpud  i knew some1 would say that

[KagaRinVocaloid]

plastic egg



[torpedey]

drop it from more than 100 feet high. it wont break for the first hundred feet

[amerikanits]

got it right!

[delbose]

its a hard boiled egg

[tedandzedrock]

it's a plastic egg

[siefr000]

drop it for more than 100 feet it wont break for the 100 feet

[Domino1000ify]

Chuck Norris can do it.

[ikaninjau2]

it falls over 100 feet (lets see if I'm right)

[ikaninjau2]

@ikaninjau2 Thats a first

[HockeyMan1040]

That wouldn't actually work though, it says that the egg cannot break upon landing, not that it cannot break in the first 100 feet.

[LeeLaz2008]

@HockeyMan1040 It said "(or in the air)"

[HockeyMan1040]

Use a tractor beam to slowly lower the egg at a speed of 1.6 km/1 m until it touches the ground.

*Checks Answer*

I gotta stop watching Star Trek.

[DVBlues68]

Put the egg in 100 ft deep water.

[12341madman]

the egg is fake

[TheRina2102]

@12341madman

yes

[2Twilite2]

It was fried???? lol

[Timyo123]

chuck it straight at the ground.

[ilikepizza91]

oh wait nvm



[ilikepizza91]

it doesnt say it cant break, does it? ;)

[drekderek223]

drop it from 200 hundred feet and it wont brake on the 100 hundred foot mark

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Don't throw the egg around, cook it for breakfast. Add a couple of more eggs, toast with butter and jam, bacon, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice.

[MegaFire54]

Chuck Noris was in the egg

[whuzsayin528]

boil it and then leave it



[corjonbett]

Um, it would still break on LANDING, so the answer is WRONG...

[WrongAndHome]

drop it from 200 ft and then at half way it will have fallen 100 ft without breaking.

[mrjman13]

break it before you drop it... duh

[mrjman13]

@mrjman13 grrr i like my answer better

[ClusiveC]

... within 10 seconds.. Just drop the egg from more that 100 feet..

[intensity67]

The egg has to drop in the water... :)

[dwbb96]

break it b4 it lands then ii cant break upon landing. lol

[mrjman13]

@dwbb96 it says yit cant break in the air either, so youd have to break it before even dropping it

[mk1008001]

the egg had been boiled...

[mrjman13]

@mk1008001 it would still break when it hit the ground

[FeatherOfTheWindow]

What is below? They don't say there isnt sand or grass, do they? not at all. the egg lands on grass.

[blodboy108]

@FeatherOfTheWindow itll still break 

[BURTONrider1000]

this egg is indestructible.

[penguinz123098]

The egg catches and the bird flies away

[saybautista]

hes answer is right cause he said "it wont break for the first 100 ft."

[reecepenn97]

make an ommlette add glue and voila

[njnya]

There is no ground?

[rightarmer]

Why would an egg have to fall 100ft?

[SuperUnavailableName]

@rightarmer becuz chuck norris

[rockuser28]

@rightarmer because the chicken was a tightrope walker.

[TheAwesomefroggy]

Break it, then drop it 100ft.

The "answer," is wrong and mine is right, so you should send me money.

[elieidne]

OMG THIS IS SO EASY!!!!!!!!!! YOUR DROP IT FOR MORE THAN 100 FEET SO IT WOULD BREAK AT LIKE 101 FEET

[NoMyHat]

Boil the egg then just catch it

[TheAwesomenessWithin]

Hold the egg for the one hundred feet

[hefnicity]

Yeah this is dumb. If the question says the egg can't break upon landing why does the answer have the egg breaking upon landing?

[horneddragon]

drop from 101 feet, it wont break for the first 100 feet

[100winners]

#FAIL#

[Lindz2817]

Put rubber bands around it. It's not exactly cushioning, but it works.

[wanderdworld]

Its my ex wife on her period. I push her with her eggs out the window and when she hits the ground,her big fat ass cushions the fall and her stanky ova dont break:)

[molliemeoh]

Well, if you drop the egg a tiny bit so it doesn't break, just do that a bunch of times so the total distance is 100 ft.

[thetoolbox112394]

what do you mean it can't break upon landing? if you drop an egg from that high, it's going to break when it lands.

[LookSmack]

Drop it through water. You don't slow the fall.

[amilate1967]

#LOL

[pivstix97]

i luv these chuck norris comments :)

[gixer750ws]

Chuck Norris makes it land in perfect condition

[mrmoneyboygurl]

hard boiled

[shirosaki0124]

Break it at the top..that way it won't break mid-air or at the bottom

[100winners]

# + FAIL = #FAIL

[pokemonmanic400]

get a really short guy named 100 ft. to drop it. XD

[kivan0623]

It was an rubber toy egg xD

[britany247]

whoopsie i meant to say: ''i think IT can BE''

[britany247]

This answer was before viewing actual answer... i think that i can pe thrown over a pool? maybe it will float and will be all in one piece who knows?

[GBandJB1]

Its hard bioled

[Aizen1122]

the egg is a boiled egg or someone spits eggs from their mouth

[Dennys787]

it said it cant break in the air. FAIL!

[TheIndianSniper]

boil the egg and make it land on the bottom of the egg so the pressure equalises through the egg when dropped.

[olivierfromricochet]

I have another answer: break the egg, it won't break upon landing because it's already broken.

[lemonzing234]

I AM Smeirt #FAIL

[lemonzing234]

@lemonzing234 P.S. This is ME talking, not CoolRiddles

[cj89898]

parachute

[Delcaroll]

Drop it at 1/3 feet at a time

[wolvspeaker]

Anybody thinking bunji about now?

[vgrzen34]

if it doesn't have to fall 100 feet consecutively, you can just drop it by an inch 1200 times lol

[LichtgestaltWolff]

Drop if from 1cm off the ground one hundred times '-'

ps. i don't know for shure how much 100 ft means, lol, but you got me.

[Rini104]

attach a parachute to it:D

[poopcorn10]

@Rini104 but it cant be slowed down

[thetoolbox112394]

this riddle sucks! you said it couldnt break upon landing and eggs always break upon landing from that height, and if it's still in the air after 100 feet, how can it land?

[rummienumi]

boil it

[CommanderRaiden]

Scrambled eggs, they can't break, just fall apart. Your answer contradicts the question, therefor I am smarter. Bitch better recognize.

[DontAskStudios7]

Water

[gabrielnpcrw]

the bird born before the egg hit the ground, thats it! :3

[NolanHickson]

Jesus saved it. 'nuff said.

[LukePetticrewTime]

It was boiled?? lol

[TheHowToFactor]

chuck norris laid the egg

[theguydudety]

lands in water ?? or alot of jelly??