Fireworks Gone Wrong!!

[EmilyEmergency911]

Hahaha I love this <3<3

[legspasm]

phil the fuck head

[Darius135gease]

@legspasm Eat shit.

[vulturite]

ha youre pretty gay

[xWolfyChanx]

Why does he stop and restart the camera so many times? Its like every second hes sitting in a different spot.......

[nicolaigroves]

@xWolfyChanx he has said its because he has a problem with stammering and also he makes the original video 15 minutes so he obviously has to cut it down so cutting is what works

[HeyItsRudy]

LORD JESUSSS

[theDaxcorp]

fuck off phil..texas rules fat boy..how come you dropped out of the weightloss challenge huh fatboy

[Concept9221]

GET THE WATAH NIGGUH

[ymistillavirgin]

loser

[meowsock]

Phil don't listen to those guys you're doing a fine job. I'm a huge fan. You make me smile when I'm down. You're really great :)

[SuperClindley]

This guy is trying to hard to be relevant!

[MrEddddd2]

AAAAH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE??

[DeadpoolJenny93]

@UnboxTechnology is someone on their period?

[UnboxTechnology]

FUCK YOU PHIL. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE

[codelyoko69]

Phil just so you know you are the one I look to for news reports your show is awesome keep up the good work!!

[jaghatarkebab]

2 swedes died xD Every fucking school gave vaccine to the students.

[TheStorkMeister]

With confetti!

[gogocoffee]

wow that was funny!

[harkie29]

"possibly to your mother" lol!

[DARRIENWRECK]

aol is the video thing right? o.O

[Meda01]

OH shit, you came to Phoenix? damn, come back here man! Bring your papers though.

[treblig1995]

penis

[JamesWorld101]

@treblig1995 just shut the fuck up

[frogman360]

"who the fuck using AOL" ha ha ha ha

[Goofyloop]

Camp Vegas.

[thehelpfullhint]

the swine flu was actually from iowa, not mexico : D complete awesomenes....in the epic fails file.

[SgtGizmo23]

Heeeeyyyy... What ever did happen to swine flu?

[SkinnehPants]

haha west texas sucks.

[piknictable]

Another Reason Trent Reznor is the shit! That's amazing

[LUISDIAZ27]

i love this video lol

[Tarjaholic96]

i remember when this video first came out Phil, and i remember learning something important in the first 7 seconds of video: it's all about the delivery. what i mean is, listen to the way you say that 1st sentence, that is what made it amazing. if you just sat there and said it regular, it wouldn't have had the same effect as it had the way you said it. see that's the thing, you didn't say it, you delivered it. know what i mean? your mad good at delivering words. i think that's cool yo.

[trendon]

What is with - or what is it called - the technique Phil and other YT'ers use ... it is like stop-motion?

[JohnSmith1985x]

Phil..... yur such a fag still!! You also ramble on like yur on crack all the time and you look and sound like a closet homo!! I know, I know... people are going to bash me in your favor!! LOL Maybe yur not gay but yur voice, looks and attitude just make a lot of people think (and NOOOO, I'm not the only one who thinks this!!) YOU are a very gay douche bag!! Do not let me catch you in my town though!!!

[highlightenment]

@JohnSmith1985x Don't let your own language intimidate you, it's "you're" to say you are, and so you don't have to ask it's there (place,) their (possession,) and they're. "They're failing their English class over there. Even your parents think you're dumb." Rednecks need so much help these days.

[TheTMP2]

u sound like a fagget

[NurEineStimme]

@TheTMP2 um...he is

[11michaelme]

i live in texas a-hole

[funy65]

"fucker thats delitious"!! xD

[Gearsandwar2]

This is when phil was good.

[kefer123622]

Go TEXAS!

[sweeneysgirl324]

my aol= AIM.

[joeprice010]

i think your full of yourself, but you do prove good points.

[bojxit52]

My aol= email used for registrations online so it is filled with spam/facebook notifications.

[locosychocrazy1]

Trent Reznor is the man! He gives his fans free music and he help someone out!

[voldo3001]

There is no way in HELL that lady gaga has a penus

Seriously, Have you SEEN her costumes?

[CSO911]

lady gaga's a bitch and i hate her and the reason why she has a jaw of a man is because shes gay

[IDAREYOU2NOTCLICKME]

I DARE YOU TO NOT CLICK MY NAME!!! You have been DARED!!!!

[LexiK124]

possibly to your mother!! <3

[chickenmoo42]

ur awesome phil! i may not agree with some of ur views but ur honest and i like that

[jointheian]

What does Phil do other than make great personal vlogs? Or I'll ask directly to Phil

HI, Phil

What do you do for a living, career, job, or however you'd like to word it.

Thank you

[patch0482]

The most popular people on YouTube make over 100K a year doing this. It is a career.

[calv14]

i h8 ur stupid face

[elumilahtreg1993]

Shut theF*CK up ur so anoining

DIE!!!!!!

[MyShauno]

@elumilahtreg1993 why watch the vid?

[elumilahtreg1993]

i didnt know what this was before i watched it ahhhhhhhhhh

he is anoying

[SBishop357]

imma be scarred for life on that lady gaga picture. plus she's got saggy grandma tits

[biancaboo123]

lolz phil dont you love haters??

[Gurkishh]

ROFL  he knew before anyone about her penis

[0Gudmandsen0]

@Gurkishh

Hah.. :D

[mtb416]

"Lost the D" - lmao, very true phil

[cottonjm268]

dude love your videos but if I may I had H1N1 and spent 57 days in ICU on life support I used to think swin flu was no big deal but after a trache 2 chest tubes to vents cut into my chest and a second belly button (feeding tube) Swin flu is real and effects people differently and I was a long destance runner!!! Just FYI!!

[imfromfo]

@cottonjm268 i had H1N1 too and i spent seven days in my house eating soup and watching tv and then i was fine! Swine flu is over rated!

[Gorgx2x]

@cottonjm268 Butthurt much?

[hbjared]

yeah, swine flu effects people differently, meaning that most may not have the same experience as you, but all you guys (Gorgx2x) are douchebags for talking shit on a guy who was just stating the facts in a NON dick way.

[supergladiator12]

i like you!!!

[LegalizeMyPot]

i wanna kill myself after watching this guy

[Zannypants666]

@LegalizeMyPot  And yet you watch it

[LegalizeMyPot]

i was watching a video of fireworks gone wrong, and i looked at the related videos and this was in it. i clicked on it and it was gay.

[imwithstoopid1]

my friend had the swine and she took tami flu and it was gone. omfg we're all gonna die of a flu that can be cured so freaking easily....-_-

[kuht123]

i had it and tami flu safed my life :) i think

[imwithstoopid1]

@kuht123 i guess but..its still not as bad as people made it out to be. if its easily curable theres is no need to have a boner...

[kuht123]

wtf i had swine dirty bitch

[imwithstoopid1]

@kuht123 dude dont have a boner i wasnt directing any mallace towarss you i was just saying some people made a huge deal out of it...and how dare you call me dirty!!! =P

[eapoe5]

I would advice.... go to another country ashole !

You talk tooooo much,

[NightManiacs]

are you fucking serious?

because kim jong il is fucking insane!!!!

he's a trigger happy crazy mofo

& that is why he should not have nukes that will kill all humanity, god damn you're an idiot

[Mastermind12358]

why cant korea have bombs and missile ? , america have lot of them.

[DeReCk120]

we don't use them every day though like they do :)

[Mastermind12358]

suree

[armadda08]

Although I agree with you on the swine flu statistics, you have to realize that 12 deaths are a bad thing. You have to think of the familys of those people. When you think of how many people that their deaths affects, its not somthing to laugh at.

[Tetragrammaton22]

how about the families of those vehicle deaths?

[armadda08]

Ok ima get this straight. No deaths are good deaths, your talking about vehicle deaths. I for one believe that the death of someone, be it car accident, disease, skydiving mistake, or anything is one death to many. However, since so many people poke fun at the swine flu killing almost no people, its easy to forget how tragic it is that people died. thats all I was trying to point out.

[nurinho213]

yeah right thepittmans2 :)

[thepittmans2]

Nice makeup and colored hair. You are not Rick Dees. Talk normal!

[nurinho213]

talk to fucking much!!!

[smokypoo101]

@nurinho213 u talk 2 much. philly d is the best......i love it how he makes newz funny. and eff u, philly d is higher than u faggot

[dexstar69]

it took your longer to type that than it did to turn to something else...

[babybaby13X]

i apologize. Texas pretty much looks the same in the rural area. lots of grass, shrubs, cows, unmarked graves made by leatherface....just kidding.

[s3121145]

Come to Australia Bitch

[rainyxXxwolf]

I LOVE YOU!!! Lmao. I just dont like the ending thingy...

[N2B814]

@rainyxXxwolf -_- you better like it...

[av787]

you need your own show! amazing!

[rock1chica]

oh my god. getting your penis blown off with fireworks sounds painful. yet hilarious. gotta give her props for creativity tho. yes im a girl.

(and I use aol phil) ;)

[IzzyBunneh]

i know~ really old video, but im gonna comment anyways. the swine flu isn't a deadly diseases in it's current state, but diseases mutate and change at a very fast rate, we've seen relatively benign ones in the past become pandemics, and the swine flu shares many traits in common with these, it has the potential to evolve into a pandemic

the whole point of the vaccine is to get to it before that point, which is a good idea don't you think? :O

[MrMustachMan]

Chrome bitches!!!!!

[raraavisyo]

i actually watched that Jay Leno interview with lady gaga and Arnold Shwarzenegger was in it too! I don't really like Jay Leno as much as Arnold Shwarzenegger, and I can't do his Austrian accent so I was really happy when Arnold blew him up with the grenade launcher! All I can say about Lady Gaga in comparison to Leno is she has his shoulders :) and maybe his penis. I really love her too! Yaaaay!!!

[h3nry6556]

lol i was using AOL when i was like, five?

[ryanexsus]

Firefox or gtfo

[cardinalsfan4life06]

internet explorer ftw

[hi98uin14]

give me a shotout not amazoneion

[amazoneion]

can u do a shoutout 2 amazoneon

[DNAProductions99]

wot the fuck has that got to do wid fire works gone rong twat

[meownme]

IDK maybe because she blew his penis off with fireworks? Dumbfuck

[zangipop21]

idiot. lol

[2222idiot]

SHIT

[OwnageProductions03]

I don't use AOL

[rock1chica]

thank you!! jesus swine flu is not a big deal.

[MsSarahsays]

my mama works 4 meyril lynch (i 4got howda spell it :S) in geneva and bitch been screwed which means ima b screwed o now igots to go live wid my pops in Dubai....which SUX like monkey balls with aids...

( i can write normally but i can b botherd...)

[DiamondFang]

Good God!!! God dammit

WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS FUCK WITH THE PENIS!?

you girls seriously don't realize what that is to us.. without it Life is.. meaningless you might as well call it murder...

[nikunter]

hahaha "fucker thats delicious"

[bradleyomega]

Holy shit its like you can see the future turns out gaga is a hermaphrodite

[skoolis4retards]

my friend got swine flu and the only difference between it and the regular flu is that there's a higher fever, so i don't get wat the big deal was.

[branza27]

well,when you have fever you must take medication if you want to pass over it,if you don't take any the temperature will rise till you die and the fatal temperature is 41*c,and swine flu has no medication developed yet for it,so,your friend has a chance to die

[jpizzle078544]

culture shapes the way we think

[emmarules1]

i'v had swine flu, for me it was just like a normal cold, but more simtomes

[Sla2k8]

u mean symptoms?

[hiyall200]

Just imagine where else that money could be spent!

[Aoscaden]

Fucker, that's delicious!

[badboyw1]

lol phil your so freakin funny.lol rofl lol.hahaha

[TheMrEIs]

hey no offense phil but if you pause at 0:40 it looks like you have down syndrome:) lol just thoght id throw that out there

[si3gnal]

Has anyone else notice the other HEAVILY CHIN ENDOWED individual listed just below Lady Gaga's name.....Waaaaahahahaha!!!....

[si3gnal]

"Who the fuck still uses AOL?" Hilarious!!

[SupermanCarter13]

poor fucker that would suck 2 have no dick

[ernieball3645]

doctors say the swine flu is just hype it is no worse than the normal flu just different symptoms

[moonwert2]

she is a tranny

[Samanthac24]

That picture does not flatter her at all her hair is gross, andshe is frowning

[p776fry]

I love your stuff!

[rooy666]

you totally suck, I want my 3:14 back...you sound like my german cranky granny

[MrSpacedude]

You say you want your 3:14 back...surely you must've decided before the 3:14 was up that you did not like him so i ask, why did you continue to watch? mystery to me. Reply back please, i want some reasons for watching the whole thing. If you've got no reason then i think that you totally suck. Thanks for reading this comment, tell me if you want your 1 minute back from reading it.

[ProjectFall0ut]

Phil I love ur stuff Aye even at 3:37am :D

[AnonimosArtist]

I almost had swine flu.....

anyway, trent reznor is awesome, and it sucks that they're doing their last tour EVER this year, and I can't go... :(

[pandoradoom]

you almost got swine flu? Is that kinda like almost getting pregnant, or almost making sense?

[7KindsofSm0ke]

hey anybody my friend got swine flu recently. is he gonna die?

[forhonor0519]

Not unless he has other health complications....

[TheSingingMofo]

Nope

[13lu3d3v1l]

No dont worry, its verry mild in the u.s, i got it and i pulled through, just feels a little bit worse then the regular flu

[ConnectionToMurder]

I can't believe he called her being a hermaphrodite. SCORE ONE PHIL!

[whiteknightofkaos]

The singing at the end is funny lol.

[elijahbrah]

my mom still uses AOL, and i told her the other day that she is one of 4 possible people that still use it.

[fubous]

its like potatoes and sour cream! fucker,thats delicious!

[ProudToBePortagee]

aim for life

[160maverick]

This is way better then television news because it actually has public opinions about things and they make sense. Plus I hear things on this that I don't hear anything on the news. In other words this news is much more interesting.

[S94CIEG01]

lol dramatic Irony

[Rec0nLuk3]

i find it funny that most of the people that died of swin flu here from Mexico and no one cared

[Kuksiii]

lol AOL so old...update people!!

[recon500]

i saw the lady gaga cover at an airport

[Babylauncher3000]

lol im on AOL right now =P

[nikominoe]

That was rad!!!

[scottsaddiction27]

I still use AOL just for AIM though.

[Jinxxed0]

anyone can use aim without ever using aol.

[DarkHulk2000]

I read that book. "Nickel and Dimned" It was for my AP Language class, and all i have to say was, that book was dead boring.

[topher1108]

Ha Ha.

[x3n0nfr4n]

0:43 great stuff

[anubisus3711]

yes lady ga ga looks like a man

[TheJackKuz]

my whole family uses aol besides me i use safari

[Josh7331]

I use Aol.....

/smile

[GavinClementMelanson]

lol thats like potato's and sour cream!!!!

[YouCanGoPlayNTraffic]

Fucker its delicious! hahaha

[xtremegamer4696]

yeah really who the fuck uses AOL?

[UbDz]

I live in Texas... and your right...

[hunterofall]

Swine flue was NOT an epidemic....I blame the kid with NO immune system who died first. I mean, when that child died, sad yes but anyways, EVERYONE was freaking out

[xXShockSetsInXx]

It is predicted it will be though.

What kind of sick person would put blame on somebody for dying?!

[hunterofall]

THIS kind of sick person would..

I would explain to you WHY I blame him, but you would still call me sick, so I'm not going to bother =P

[xXShockSetsInXx]

Lulz, okay.

[SuperLazyDog]

so true about texas nothing exsiting all thowe great food