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  • Was he in the threw it on the ground video?

  • @madbar4lifexo yup he was the hot dog man

  • @Ramwhad I knew it!!

  • this is a scam hahahaha

  • All the fun of having a comic strip read to you!

  • haha Uh OH! I just spilled ranch dressing on my vagina lol :D

  • yeah tucker!!

  • And then they're like...

    MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

  • this guy blows

  • that was terrible. thats 3:16mins of my life im NEVER getting back :(

  • I'm a faggot? I'm a faggot? I'm a faggot?! I'M A FAGGOT!!?!

  • #8=D<

  • MEEEEEEEEEE!???!??

  • SOME PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS

  • I'd buy those

  • i <3 ranch dressing on my ranch dressing.

    on a ranch, while im changing.

    playing monster rancher.

    RRRRANCH.

  • SOME PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS

  • maybe your one of them

  • Your one of them.

  • @TDWPrulzd00d maybe one of them is you

  • @TDWPrulzd00d mabey your one of them!

  • I for one LOVE ranch dressing, I dont know about everyone else.

  • lol so funny.  last shirt was killer.

  • MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • whoo! awesome

  • love it

  • go out and get this thing...its called a sense of humor

  • No. The only people who like ranch dressing are women. That was the joke!

  • if you're not being sarcastic...

    then wow you're really dumb.

  • I thought it was hilarious.

    maybe you just have no sense of humor.

  • Hilarious! x'D

  • im having ranch dressing as i watch this haha

  • i havnt got any ranch dressing in a while

  • Who, me? XD XD XD

  • i have an urge for ranch now

  • i dooo love ranch dressing

  • So fuckin' random...I love it! Ranch dressing. LMFAO

  • he could have stood on stage and held up the shirts one by one for 15 seconds and it wud have been funnier

  • This is the best CH Live. :D

  • ME!?!?!?

  • The best part of this is his delivery of the material.

  • Funny, lol!

  • lulz...

  • They only laughed because the crowed didn't want to make him look like a dumbass.

  • or because it was funny.

  • lmfao last shirt was so funny

  • Because 38,384 other people find it funny.

    You don't matter.

  • i gave your mom aids

  • I gave your girlfriend herpes.

    I win.

  • ranch dressing! haha

  • lol

  • I really didn't find this funny at all -.-

  • You are not a day over 14 you cunt.

  • it was better at the first part.

    was still good at the end, but it DID go downhill abit.

    nv really a fan of live CH

  • the funniest bit ( 2:21 ) is where he went to that store and bought 7 different types of hot sauce. HAHAHAHA

  • i have that shut the fuck up shirt... but in blue.

  • I chuckled.

  • so funny.

  • l luv the way he says MEEEEEEEEE?

  • lots of set up for a little payoff, even with the props

  • LOL so funny... this guy needs to do some more projects with CH

  • where do i buy that ranch dressing shirt?!

  • you can make your own on one of those make your own tee shirt sitees, because he make that one himself

  • The only times I thought he was funny was the Breathilizer and when he went like "MEEEE?"

  • mmmm ranch dressing.....

  • i want the breathalyzer shirt

  • SOME PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS!

    maybe you're one of them.

    MEEEEE??!?!?!?

    hilarious.

  • lol. faggot shirt hilarious.

  • wow dude, wow =] XD

  • gay... the add was unavoidable... =P

  • It should've said "I just spilled A1 sauce"

  • naw they prolly would have claimed copy rights and been doushes about it

  • douches, my bad if it was a typo

  • maybe its you...lol.

  • Meeee!?

    lol, what a funny sound.^^

  • lmao

  • i need no ranch dressing!

  • uh oh i just spilled ranch dressing on my vagina lmao that was funny

  • great skit

  • What a frightfully witty man...

  • i like this guy. he's corny, but good.

  • wtf

    guys love ranch dressing lol

  • i dont lol

  • maybe you're one of them!!! lol

  • Omg lol xD

  • I liked this skit, I thought it was funny.

  • HO!

  • u guys serious ?? that was proper funny ! i guarantee the people who don't find it funny are the spastics that love "fail blogs" or the tools who buy these type of lame t shirts.

  • i lold so hard the first time this week

  • wow... ummm lacked

  • unfunny bro!!!...keep ur day job

  • he's an SNL writer..

  • I tried to smile... but sorry .. I just couldn't

  • we do love our ranch dressing!!

  • i laughed at the end, but he sucks at presentation

  • oka the last part was funny

  • Thanks for this! It's about time someone bashed the t-shirt "humor!"

  • i'm guessing you're the kind of person who wears these kinds of t-shirts

  • no i hate them.

  • i remember this bit from when he came to UNC...he's pretty funny.

  • hahah funny as hell

  • where can I get such a shirt?

  • uh oh! I just spilled ranch dressing on my vagina.

  • they blue orchard by the white stripes in the beginning. the guitar is so easily recognized

  • yum! ranch dressing lmao

  • that is fucking funny and for the people who think it isnt its because you dont get it

  • or maybe they do get it and they have a completely different sense of humour. Many people think much American humour is in no way entertaining and with a few exceptions. I got this, and, frankly, it wasn't clever, it was only a bit entertaining and the most entertaining bits I found were the official t-shirts themselves, his spin on them were just plain....silly.

  • well this just explains why SNL has been weaker in recent years.

  • i want that shirt

  • lol he writes for the lonely island and snl

  • Yeah! Blue Orchid!

  • This guy is horrible... More screening plox college humor.

  • hahaha.

  • This guy is shit. College humour, PERMA BAN HIM.

  • these shirts are lame

  • where can i get that 'breathalizer' t-shirt?

  • the last one was not funny o.o

  • lol i want the first one =p

  • so true!

  • Guys LOVE ranch dressing!!!

    lmfao

  • Grammar nazi

  • Omg brian tucker is so fucking funny

  • xD LOL

  • Some people write rude youtube Comments: Some are below.....

  • lmfao

  • without his t-shirts he would be helpless.the shirts are funny hes not

  • ..that's the f***ing point?

  • no

    those shirts are not funny

    the only people who wear/laugh at those have horrible taste

    he made them funny

  • lol this is a scam HHAHHAHAH!!

  • No, you're video is terrible.

  • "guys love ranch dressing"

    haha

  • LMAO

  • at first he seemed scared

  • the only funny thing this guy said was the "this is a scam" bit with the breathalizer shirt. Everything else is just shitty and not funny. bad comedian -_-

  • lol yah he tried to copy Jimmy carr's style HAHA that guy's a legend. He does a t-shirt bit, watch it its fukin hilarious!!

  • Ye im a bit Jimmy Carr fan, seen him live twice.

    hi 5

  • haha R U SERIOUS! FUKK YAA!!

    Hi 5

  • I saw one like that drunk women one only it said

    DRY HANDS?

    FREE HAND LOTION!

    (Pump Here)

  • all the new college humor comedians that they spotlight all look really weird

  • not funny

  • His explanations are weak. We can read ourselves. Hes basically taking other peoples jokes. He might aswell just take a LOL cat 'well this one says melon cat, and as you can see the cat has a melon on its head, and its funny because cats dont wear melons......but i think that dogs are left out which is why i make a lol DOG'......

  • they make LOLdogs already....

    google it o.o

  • dude.... there IS LOLdogs

  • 4/5

  • Dont LAugh.

  • I laughed a little, its not that bad.

  • Didn't laugh.

  • i laughed.

  • atchually pretty funny

  • Knock this off college humor.

  • It wasn't that bad. I actually laughed..

  • it was obviously he's first time no? :P

  • It was okay, I kinda laughed a little.

  • live not funny

  • the shirts are funny...

  • not really

  • Didn't laugh

  • dude sucks

  • WHO MEEEEEEEEE?!

    hilaaaaaaaaariuuuuuuuuuus

  • I wonder if anyone ever got laid by having t-shirts like that

  • We take u's for granted.