Dylan's Couch - Episode Ten - The Pet Psychic

[spongebob25addict]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

[rafik7]

love the hair flip at the end

[IHaveALifeToLive]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

sorry i m just stupid and read it.

[barrT12xu]

hehe that was funny!

[jordanandbreanna]

hey i am luna on da side so why u is be talkin bout me

[cinemafreaks2]

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1.)cinemafreaks

[inlovewithricky]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs

[ILoveRonTonSoup]

haha! you should so be a comedian!

[computerlover14]

is your girlfreind i think stupid who beleives in pysichis like u said lucky gueses

[fgvgfb]

ugly boy

[PivotRJ]

Wtf it was funny but stop trying to convince us by saying Its Was Hilarious,Hilarious,HILARIOUS! WTF!?!

[dudefulness]

You should see about pursuing a more widescale acting career. You definately have enough for a good resume. Or have you been approached yet?

[billytalentaddict]

This Video Sux!!!

[amandagrace1088]

you are too cute! hilarious!

[BulimicRainbowz]

after watching this show i always say "it was hilarious...hilarious.....hila­rious.

[MuSIciSMYLuV]

haha frikin hilarious!

=}

[kainalu4me]

i dont get you guys say you hate this guy yet you come and watch his videos its so dumd stop being negative and be positive

[moni33315]

Dylan = HOTTIE!!!! lol. haha. I <3 Your show!!!!!

[sxpp]

hilarious....HILARIOUS....hila­riousss

[furyofme]

You suck!

[awesomelyawesome12]

---this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!---

[greendaywizard]

hey man ive commented on all ur vudz and im 13 my names jack and i was wondering if u hav msn if u wanna talk sum time?

private message me if u want to

[cooliofoolio9]

tee hee. who films these for you??? It sounds like a girl. Your mom maybye? I dunno. But i totally love hearing about what goes on. lol. itmakes me laugh!!!

[hhmmmjustcrazy]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovr it!!!!!!

[xPOLOis4LOVERsx]

I'm sorry. I know you love Jessica and everything, but seriously. This girl is kinda freaking me out. Like seriously, look back at your old videos. She is not normal, Dylan.

[dkbproductions]

hey no offense but why do you talk shit about that girl jessica?....doesnt it ever cross your mind that she can see this video and stuff,...unless this is all fake!!!!

[TwinkiLover101]

WoW you're very Popular

[tom12345ktm]

i like ya vids =]

[pogz8]

PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!-copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours

whoever posted this is 1st is a cunt

[leonbergerlover3]

YOUR AWESOME!! LUV U AND THE Show. :)

[BraceFaceBlonde12124]

my friend...says....u look high....

[hih23]

i love this

[zetsu05]

holy crap!hes commented on his vids!their good though

[KurtRip94]

ask her out man

[sarrycrey]

I cannot believe you took Charlie's bottle! hehehehe I subbed.

[senoritatintin]

i really like your videos!! great job, on all of them

[killamunki619]

penelope does not like the food ur buying her now. but she does like...the rare expensive kind.

golden

[joedogg102]

wow yer vids suck the only good one was #8 but that still sucked manj just stop find something else to do or get acting lessons =)

[RedMascara335]

Your voice has changed since episode 1. Haha

Your cuute =D

[annabananamv]

I think you need to bring your friends as guests on the show. PLEASE!! By the way your videos are hilarious.

[gideon16]

please move your eyebrows, its freaking me out

[hsk42]

Dude that gap in your teeth is huge !

[EdxWinry999]

hahaha squeaky voice lol. Ncie dog treat, eat it next time!! now THATS entertaiment.

[masonar]

I love all of you're videos.

[TwinkiLover101]

Now I joined so I could comment on my friends vedios and only couple but I just needed to say that I have a couch like that in my basement its been bothering me for awhile now just needed to let that out.

[cellsucks]

to all of you dopes who dont like this....DONT watch it then!!..

[kyo5388]

I love your stories. You are hot.

[PUMPKiNLOVVY]

Dude, you so hawt!! i wish you were my BEST FRIEND! :)

jk

oh, and i hope you made mo videos!

[dancercommander12]

you need braces

[xXsecretsuperstarXx]

You are so cool,Keep up the awsome vids

[LarimerFilms]

This is funny! I love this show! That little brother from the last one was a f'ing jerk!

Larimer Films

[Jacqtai]

i love dylan's floor xD

[kyo5388]

You are hilarious and cute!

[wiggystud]

Here's a few things I would like to point out:

No. 1: You are wasting YouTube's bandwidth.

No. 2: You are nothing but a fad and you will wear out. You remind me of Sanjia on American Idol.

No. 3: Other people have much better movies with more cinematic value along with more comedic value as well.

No. 4: People who do like you have nothing better to do all day then to sit around and listen to your random ramblings on your insignifigant daily life.

Thank You.

[schneehopli]

Your shrill voice makes me want to die, and I am taking you with me... swine!

[dancingincouture398]

i love you. marry me?

[danieltking]

Dylan's Couch ROCKS

[Pocalyn]

hi there you´re really funny but.....the thing at the start is really a bit too long sorry

[lilac9stubble]

k well... im 18 and i enjoy your videos... so dont listen to those fuckers who make fun...

ps... hurry up and make more god dammit.

your flippen funny

[b6butler]

In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.

To be saved paste this to 5 other videos

[PhantomMarbles]

Why did I see that coming?

Number nine is my favourite by far. Can't wait for more. Oh, and just out of curiostity, why was your couch gone anyways? To get cleaned? ;)

[ksponz]

hey good job on the show ! i really like it !!!

and your super hot :)

[churroskickass]

u should tell the story on how u get ur couch back.... from the mystical land of futon, where the evil master turned ur couch into a futon... lol

[rollerboots]

hilarious.

[Kornholio969]

how old r u u sound like u five

[vedy]

is this made up or is this real

[Botske7]

You rule!!

[Botske7]

Dylan YOU RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALL YOUR STORYSS :D

[tragiccrash]

idiothominid; don't watch it if you dont like it.

Stop beingg a bitch

[whyville2]

This is comedy?????

Comedy is something that makes you laugh.

There is no humor in all of this fake shit.

If this was real then it would have humor.

If you want real humor check out smosh or my videos.

[jessiebear11]

is jessica a blonde because my name is jessica and i am a bruinette and blondes are supposed to be ummmmm (no offense) but kind of blind-folded!!!!!!!!!!

[igotawebcam14]

this one is cool :)

[sarahLikeALion]

next episode ?

[Mofarrell]

ahhh god!

Im older but I still watch you!

because well... 1) I have no life. 2)Every website but youtube is blocked. and 3) because your just funny.

[tubeyfreaks]

you get the couch like that! WOW!!!

[jtabo2]

ummmmmm....you need number 11

[TheGiferd]

i think u should stop taking

[blueangel06661]

wow.. i JUST started watching your videos today... i rember seeing one of them somewhere.. but i didn't click play because it didn't look interesting... please... i was laughing so hard at a few of your videos i swear u could've heard it OUTSIDE of my house =]

[LuisBusca]

Man.. you're in love with a dunst.

[imyoursforever94]

is jessica your real girlfriend???? this is my favorite video! brody does not like the food u are buying him now. Instead he would like the rare and expensive time.

[melissasafran]

luv it, phitttt

[AllThatJazz07]

Is this story real? Because, um, it doesn't seem like it...

[yomamaisguy]

dude that was but yery kool

[slmeln01]

ur awsome u should make alot of these clips they r hilarious ur pretty hot too how old r u man

[toddy2hotty69]

yep your a loser. hows bout ya spend time doing something useful instead of trying to be funny. your a snotty nosed punk with bad bowl haircut. looks like a helmut

[jadiebbe]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

[largeboyproductions]

hay man, dose Dylan smoke weedw mannn....looll

[Sbag129]

hahaha quality food for a quality dog

[bradthecyberdemon]

dude this kids just trying 2 make us laugh jeez no1 wanted u to watch it

[egh911]

don't make me kill you.

[missydelilah]

oh ahaah i get it now... (:

[missydelilah]

WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR COUCH?

[RachyBabyxx]

i LOVE you ! lol.. sorry.. but i watched one.. and then i got glued and sat here... wasting my time watching yu talk about crap ! but its soo good :D hurry up ! i wanna see moree ! lol.. btw ppl. im NOT actuali a geek lol. i just love him :) xxxxxx

[strawberry1307135673]

i luv all ya videos sooo much there hilarious bbz

[craigrox88]

this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

[djbarbe]

ur shows are all very..... creative but i like them

my name is dylan to lol

[rileyrileyheyhey]

dyyyylan

get off the floor!

[jamsiejoe]

yeah um...............

that was kk.

but pretty annoying.

and maybe don't get stoned the night before.!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! you always talk the same way i actualy fell asleep no joke!

[rebelfelix]

hey men you totally i mean absolutely RULE!! keep up the good work i hope TV was 10% as fun as you

[justgc]

Asked if I could come along... and I said " yes of course" brilliant.

[RockEqualsZeppelin]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

[adamo321]

I hate your videos.

[stevie218]

dude u r funny n cute

[maninshack]

do u have msn or facebook??

[stevie218]

dylan u r so cute n funny thanx

[Idiothominid]

No offence... I hate you so much. I do not understand how people like this crap. Im going to be starting videos against dylan's f'in couch. I think your older than me aswell, i cant belive my eyes when im watching your videos i want to stab myself.

[noodleet]

i'm pretty sure hes deliberately such a duchebag.. thats why people find it funny

[zvikad]

no offense tho huh?

[kmb993]

i agree with youu!!

[bordercrossinfiend]

you should stab yourself. These videos are his way of expressing himself and if you dont like it TO BAD

[JaKoBfilms]

AMEN!!!

[EdxWinry999]

ummmmmmmm okay that was weird...anyway, people just like it because girls think he's hot, and guys like laughing at hit problems and saying "haha what a dork" plus, some are halarious, like the update and the thanksgiving prank...and if you hate them STOP WATCHING THEM god you retard!

[ChauntellD]

I don't understand why your comment starts with "no offence", when it was cleary offensive.

Anyways, I think these videos are cute.

[LihZie95]

then y do you watch it im a fan so if u really dont like him so much tell it to some1 who gives a crap what you think listening to your comment i want to kill you

[soulsurvivor1985]

i watched all your vids, and #9 has got to be the best...

[poopsywoopsy]

hey. your amazing. i love love love your videos. and you :) haha.

[Littlellama0609]

your hot...well not really...but you are good looking.

[Phatheading]

I hate you!

[LihZie95]

wow if you dont liike him y did you watch it omg u people r so annoying ur just jealose that he is a sexy beast and your a fat ass

[LessStressMoreJess]

so thats the showw kay?!

LOL.

That was hilarious, hilarious, hilariousss.

[TheMikey3000]

get me a tab to play the intro

[sexymarrypopins]

haha nice video man

[RobtheBig]

no offence but jessica sounds lik a bitch wen she told everyone she was a fake and yelled

[internetzftw]

Hes......ugh hes...a moron to put it lightly what kind of person that ugly tries to be on T.V seriously its moronic to see him there and i hate him so much its funny hes a homo :O

[h1234567h]

is all this stuff real?

[mylo12345]

Lololololol.

Stop making videos.

[OPsoccer15]

i have to say. this was probably the worst one. i didn't laugh once. but i love the rest of ur vids.

[Dewll]

It really is hilarious...HILARIOUS...Hilari­ous. Good job

[scooter1997]

nice nice nice :p watch my show Ok?

[joeshmo210]

Dude,U should make Dylans Couch the movie

[Ottawarocket]

cool vids for sure

Rocket

[RukiaChan9]

You should try watching those two guys, now thats a funny show! And this isnt...

[groovylouie]

my show is called ambers world and its not outyet im sorry

LOVE YOU

[redheadstewie]

i love u so much dylan!

[groovylouie]

r u my boy-friend then???

if so YAY

I LOVE YOU

[inveworld]

I watched 5 more videos then u have =p

[RICHARDO7100]

make some more fuckin vids plz -.-

[lildoggieluver06]

Ahhhh! i fregin love you Dylan! your shows are sooooo cool and hilarious, hilarious...HILARIOUS! lol:D

[simonfetthol]

When does the next episode come out?

[blueberrymuffin011]

Superr Cutee=D  xoxkelsey

[WOWZAAx]

wow, i love you dylan.

you're gonna marry me.

;p

[lilbabycguy1387]

you are the biggest douche bag ever........your videos suck balls!

[dog8cow]

now if you stared reading this don't stop its really scary!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press f6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work if you break this chance you won't have a crush in the next five years.

[aimuser3111]

Ugly ass couch

[chimpano54]

This is a true thing that happens ! its not a chain letter. its kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo weird! wow

[pallas1957]

DYLAN'S COUCH. . . Sponsored By HOOTERS HIGH SCHOOL FOR BOYS, "Where the students are guaranteed to stay in school and graduate."

[NewAmericanGospel]

Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works

[lukehodges2]

i enjoy the way your critisiseing a proffesion that you dont know about, i think to improve this or future episodes critisiseing jobs/events in the world etc etc you should learn about it and experience it first hand, not just come to the conclusion that its a scam.

[cinemafreaks]

thanx for the advice, but Luna Leblanc is based on a pet psychic that i know personally.

[lukehodges2]

ok good, and for the record the only thing wrong with your show is the intro (a bit too long).

[ilovezachl12]

I don't know what to say! Your not annoying like sum ppl say! Your talent is awesome! I NEVER get tired of you. I tell lots of people about you and soo all my friends like you! YOUR SOO AWESOME! The people who say they hate you are rude! If they did thye should just dislike you! I don't see how they think that! Your Amazing. Finaly someone isn't trying to be funny they are just Simply Funny! and hot *wink,wink*

[kingofanime1234]

dude thats creppy...my teachers last name is Leblanc.....

[AdvertedFingers]

I love your couch. Where is it?

[mcrrocksmysocks1]

dylan u rock luv ya

[annah27]

YAY COUCH BACK HOW COOL IS THAT!!

[McFlyHilaryU2]

Haha, you rock!

[JackDanielz]

now if you stared reading this don't stop its really scary!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press f6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work if you break this chance you won't have a crush in the next five years.

[shurtugal06]

wat happened u stopped making videos so now ur crap cos i bet u think ur 2 good 2 make videos 4 da public but acctually ur really funny + good

[EmmaaaaaG]

hahaha you're so funny!

[retartedbottles]

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved.

[groovygall9]

I LOVE THIS VID :P

[Rkamlage]

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee stop making videos ur as bad as those fags jack and dotey

[ninsafish]

I'm glad you got your couch back! Funyn stuff, hope to see more in the future!

[Rush4fr]

Hey, when's the next episode coming?

[groovylouie]

i love you dylan

[franciscotoast]

hate

[MJSunRun]

Retard! Don't you know animals have get sick too! They just don't speak like you! You shouldn't speak too! It will be so much better!

[35695]

Who is the Retard? You claim he speaks like a dim-witted fool, yet you seem to have a bit of trouble with your sentence structure.SCREW YOU... Dylan, your cool.

[OnceUponAMelody]

I have a rocking chair just like that.

[groovylouie]

i love you dylan and i hope u be my friend

[xoTropicalKissesox]

Got your couch bak hey.? l.o.l

Your the best thing since sliced bread.! l.o.l jk.

[uniqe4ever]

U're hilarious,hilarious,hilarious!­ Keep em' coming (the show) Kay. LOL

[Nightninja3]

Now this is ur new thyem song.

Dylan talks about things

But nobody cares but you watch anyway.

Dylan has a couch dylan has a couch,

Dylan has a couch yeah!

[groovylouie]

I LOVE YOU DYLAN

[pkurmom11278]

your gay dylan! cut your freakin emp hair you stupid shit!

[ilovezachl12]

He looks great with that hair! HE IS NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And don't cuss at him! He is sooooooooooo freaking Hilarious ;)

[Devilstar2000]

you are soooooooo sexy and hot

[kaysniper]

eat it, voice breaking? lol hey this was good!

[ChaosKilledDinosaurs]

One question: how did you get the couch back?

[groovylouie]

i love you dylan

[lolypopkasumi]

LIKE oh MY gosh I I AM GLAD YOUR COUCH IS BACK HA HA AND

your still hot as EVER! hahaha

[SleekProductions]

i would laugh, its just...

[boota1722]

lol uv hit puberty since yer first episodes u can tell from yer voice congratgualtions lol

[x84alex84x]

hey awsome videos