Epic 40.000: Final Liberation - Cutscene 13a (Win95 / 1997)

[joethehero2]

I know the Orkz are supposed to be comic relief, but this is ridiculous even for them!

[Snotrocket1000]

...as soon as i saw the Gragant i knew this was going to be filled with penis jokes

[wii3400]

what happens when that thing masturbates?

[UberCookieboy]

Looks like something you can build out of Lego :D

[dragonstormx]

That Gragant looks ridiculous and that's supposed to be that Ork's ultimate war machine.

[IAMELIPHAS]

I wonder what this would sound like if you overlay it with Sonic 3 major boss music?

[gufu1992]

@IAMELIPHAS Works best with Sonic 1 boss battle theme, because it is just the right size.

[ELITEayon62]

this is why you shouldnt let retards make stuff it always gotta have a penis their

[Sangheilitat117]

Technically, if gravity existed on that planet, it shouldn't have been able to lift it's entire body with one foot like that.

[kasrkinmullet]

you cannot argue against ork physics

[tehpevis]

If da Wed wunz can go fasta, den da Bigga red wunz can walk like dat.

[orest1s94]

hmm i'd really like to play this game! i found a torrent but you gotta pay for it -.-

[orest1s94]

lol finaly i found the game! :D AMAZING!

(i reached in the 2nd mision after playing for 20 mins. :P)

[YuriPRIME]

I remember this game being quite a challange back in the times and now its even harder for me honestly, cause of all those RPG's I totaly forgot how was it to play Turn-based strategy. At least games like this and Chaos gate were strictly obeying the Rules of Table-Top version, unlike Dawn of War that is of course good and climatic game, but has nothing to do with actual table-top mechanics

[HBK7239]

does anyone else think who the idiot or the fag who decided to put a huge gun right were u would put a dick i mean thats just perverted

[Kommissar85UK]

All ork vehicles should have giant cock-guns.

[habswan]

whats this from

[InsertDisk2]

If you try really hard you might figure it out yourself...

[powerofdestiny]

strange, the Orks built a weird titan whos cannon is in the crouch area. but oh well, proberly awhile ago people saw nothing one with that.

[busterbear13]

looks uh....to "clean" to be made by orkz if that makes sense

[InsertDisk2]

Looks pretty much like everything the Orkz made back in the day, before GW decided they are going squigshit with the whole scrapmetal-idea and junkyard-feeling.

[SuaveNerd2000]

I personally Like the feeling of the army, it's less on fantasy Orcs and more on Apocalyptic and end of the world feel... More Grimdark if you ask me... Also they still look silly in a way (the Weirdboy that they have looks funny yet cool)

[Nanovirus5995]

EPIC TERA GIGA PENIS BEAM CANNON!!!

[theonlyonekira]

exactly.

[Anime1337nerd]

Is that a penor!?!

[enciclodapedia]

i swear i saw that on one of the sonic games XD

[blabla19861313]

lol

[lukejf01]

cannon looks strange...

[jack88888888888888]

Well... that's a huge dic--... cannon.

[2SSJaeger]

That Gargant has a huge junk. Them Orkies are so funny! :P

[DefianceIncarnate]

Dude, that sucked.

[InsertDisk2]

Well, blame SSi.

[bloodknight1996]

well thats proberly a ork kistim stompa i dont like orks but i know alot about the wh40k races

[twinturboteen18]

yep when the orks get enough " STuFF n MetAl BitZ" and theres plenty off mechanics around they can build there own huge pile of junk titans :D

[SteelWool91]

that thing reminds me of a boss from the old sonic the hedgehog games lol

[rylasasin]

Someone should try overlaying the video with sonic the hedgehog boss music.

[taytonclait]

IMMA CHARGIN MAH CROTCH

[DodgeChallengerules]

WOW orks can build something that big???

The barrel between its legs however...Is hideously inappropriate couldnt 40k think of somewhere else to put it?

[pyro5869]

can somebody please put a video up with this gargant in action or at least some gameplay

[Wanzerman123]

LASER THRUST!

[rylasasin]

it looks like something Dr robotnik would make (not the current Fagman, but the old school dr robotnik)

Complete with giant PINGAS gun

[rylasasin]

I wonder if the Pingas gun is powered by the master Emerald?

[Alyssathefreak]

Be careful. All of the sexual jokes on that thing may hurt you.

[royalscotspiper]

aaaaagh final liberation. I got this with chaos gate on the same cd and have been hunting both of them ever since i lost the disks years ago. Anyone know how i can get a copy of each? ive been searching for ages.

[InsertDisk2]

Easiest way, EBAY. Otherwise old games communities might have a for sale / trade board where you could get these. I am still hunting for a big boxed Chaos Gate (amazing game). And you should search for Rites of War as well (it's the third game in the late 90ies SSI-"trilogy" - Panzer General meets 40K).

And then there is always the evil internet where you might dig up an ISO or two - though I recommend the real thing, the Emperortitan artwork on the box alone is worth it.

[royalscotspiper]

yeah, ive tried ebay n stuff but to no avail. But once i do find it, how do i get it working on a modern computer with winXP? If i remember rightly it was designed for win 95/98 maybe earlier so any ideas on how ill get it to work??

Anyway thanks for repling :)

[InsertDisk2]

Huh... you checked Ebay? I did just 20 seconds ago, found 10 Final Liberations, scattered all around the globe. Be sure to check for "worldwide" auctions, they usually pop in the UK every once in a while. (9 Hits for Chaos Gate, btw). All reasonably priced.

Somewhere in the comments on my Epic vids, I posted help on getting Epic to run. Haven't gotten around to trying ChaosGate.

Easiest way would be making a Virtual PC partition and installing Win95/98 there. Or just get a old 2nd hand machine.

[royalscotspiper]

cheers dude. I have tried ebay a while back and i couldnt find any. Maybe i spealt it wrong or was drunk lol.

TY for the help tho

[Yurivskane]

lol it looks liek a bunny :D

[lkasjdflkjemwna]

A bunny with a huge, fallic cannon.

[atatyrknumber1]

LOL THAT TITAN IS FUCKING FAKE....

becuse how in hell can it walk lol i mean no legs just some plates as foots

[neogemini16]

It walks with the power of WAAAGH. Doesn't NEED legs.

[ajvajvyahoocom]

its too round to be orky but this is frome a marine player

[thenumber42maybe]

i think that huge cannon between its legs is compensating for something.

[tim01985a]

Ive had Epic since 1988. Its an ork Great Gargant with a Gork head. The big eyes are tractor beam emitters used to squash tanks and men...'gaze of gork'. Its NOT a stompa...they're similar in size to a super heavy tank, built by orks with little money. Great Gargs do not have tracks, thats a new thing they brought out with Epic Armageddon couple years ago on Steam Powered Gargants. This one is in Goff colours, comparable to the warlord titan. A Mega gargant is comparable to the imperator titan.

[unholyblackheart]

stompa is slow but man that machine can kick your ass

[willbaboon]

technically thats a Stompa and not a Gargant, Gargants have tracks instead of feet

[InsertDisk2]

I think it has been mentioned before... fixed it.

[silviogesell1]

OMG he has a dick oO

[zyrabqwerty]

OMG Orks titan even biger then imperial titan !!!

[poonjoo]

so compared to an imperial titan would it stand a chance? or against shadow swords?

[lolapolooza]

not likely. an impoerator titan or reaver titan would own it. we tried it at gw

[Skavenhoden]

I love this game, bud my computer is too good for it, so it does not work -_-

[wraithlard]

looks like it has a giant nob

good vid

[Watcheroffilms]

i wish that were a unit in w40k online >.> and it wub move better with wheels xD silly orcs.....

[Cenkic]

Orc inginutiy and creativity in its finest work...a piece of walking scrap metal that can actually pose about as much threat as a full scale boyz assault. Scary when you think about it, no?

[InsertDisk2]

Indeed, indeed... then again, lucky only Orkz got the power to make "scrap, junk and trash" work like that... think what humans or chaos would do with such power (I want this big ol' skull to shoot a bazillion S11 (they go up to elven!) lasers from it's eyesockets... BrrrZZZzzzzZZzzzzzZZZZtt... - and now onward to Holy Terra!)

[symonglorian]

What a shitt

[Onyxcollective]

I want one of those so bad...

[InsertDisk2]

They pop up on Ebay every now and then, but you also ask at bartertown(.com)

[Onyxcollective]

Alright. Thanks!

[albino28]

this is fucking funy

[warhammerzreview]

This video was way too short but enough to kill some time. You think that there will be fighting but there isnt. I'm sorry but i have to rate you a 2 star.

2 star

~The Warhammer Critic~

[InsertDisk2]

Oh, rate me anything you want... like I care.

By the way, I am the idot critic... I am sorry, but I have to rate you zero out of five shiny golden brains.

[NOOBHACK]

okay

[tulud]

hahahahahahha damn funny

[tyranidsarethebest]

So, think. You've NEVER heard about 40k

You watch this and think giant ass robot penguin with crotch cannon defying the laws of physics as it walks/waddles.

[InsertDisk2]

And you instantly want more XD

Unfortunately there are no vids of the imperial titans walking more "seriously" in Epic 40K.

[Elintasokas]

HAHA!!

[mikehashorns]

nice ork cock cannon

[timorekusa]

Triple penis?!!?!?!

Oh my.....

And the lied to us and said that they grow from spores...

No wonder there are so many orks...

[Marax74]

Hey that's me in my Armour! A chubby guy with a big cannon between his legs!

[nordicberserk]

lol, crotch-cannon? a wee bit suggestive?

[GrzywaPL]

Lol ! Muppet !

[8dfuhwefsdghbc]

daft ork would get crushed waaaaargh!!!!!!!!

[cmag155]

LOLOLOLOL

[ollyrukes]

that isn't a mega-gargant. It's a great gargant. The mega gargant was way bigger (and din't come out until after this game was made IIRC)

[bolter22]

he has a big dick

[KrazyKraut101]

lol

[steven713235]

i wonder if there are any Chaos orks???

[YiddoBobbins]

Orks have shown resistance to Chaos influence (something to do with their original creation by the Old Ones I believe) but there have been examples of Chaos Ork conversions in White Dwarf.

[steven713235]

thank you, very insightful

[kasrkinmullet]

In the Daemon hunters codex it shows Nurgle Orks.

[captaindeadskull]

that cannon was disterbing

[magnumrtf]

LOL FUNNY ASS CANNON XD

[spartan3924]

lol

[BluePlue]

....... I have nothing to say about that big cannon.

[baygon314]

Crotch Cannon ftw!!!

[evilmonkey666555]

for the greater good said a tau when i burnt him with my flamer for the empire!!!!!

[BabyPirateQuin]

For the emperor screamed the space marine as i melted his rid cage with my plasma rifle for the greater good!!!!!!!!

[Garithosa]

Good, young shas'la!

[saminator148]

lol PWND space marine!!!

[Flashyman10101]

Orkz dont rock as much as the SPACE MARINES FOO!!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

[InsertDisk2]

Another blind follower of the weakling imperium of man... death to the false emperor!

[codfreak38]

KILL KILL KILL!!!

[judo50]

FOR THE HOLY TERRA!

[sixtem]

ORKZ IS DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST

[darkangel0103]

lol orks are weak against me, i asked to play a game and he said no because there no way he'd ever be able to defeat a 5 deathwing terminator squads

[porcu12345]

they can easily be beaten with the right unit choices. He would greatly outnumber you.  Also, Ork Nobz + warboss would chew through plenty of terminators.

[darkangel0103]

oh and did i forget to mention, 1 of the terminator squads was a assault squad with lightning claws meaning they can kill quite a few before they get their attacks? what I are orks anyway?

[SquigPie]

haha its got a cannon for penis hehe

[Vespidiant]

why did games workshop create orks their the most pointless race in the game.

[InsertDisk2]

Because they are fun, and cockney! No other guys in the game are as romper stomper as they are!

[choop65]

imperial guard rule

[warforger2nd]

that my fiend is an ork stompa, an orky version of the imperial titan.

orks orks orks orks orks

[SquigPie]

gargant* a stompa is a small gargant

[dudevizz]

WTF IS THAT?

[speedXk1]

aa giant red trash can whitha gun for a penis

[Vespidiant]

loooooool !!!

[blobo12123]

if u pause the video at the time when he lifts one of its feet up it looks like he pushes itself off the ground

[Seppells]

I can't stop laughing ^^ It is just so stupid. A giant penguin with an ultra large dick.

But the imperial titans look stupid too, especially the emperor titan with that silly fortress on its head.

[ctcraam]

now what would you think if that thing had its gun aimed at your house? would you be scared?

[Seppells]

I don't think so. My home is Fenris, nothing scares me xD

Besides these Titans do look stupid. The chaos titans and the hellhound were not bad but the emperor titan and the mega gargant. Well. You know.

[lukie117]

i play orks in the 40k model game and i actualy have that model its 3 and a half feet tall

[jgasson]

wtf i mean oh gosh that just kills warhammer 40k

[tyranidsarethebest]

LMAO LOL

Fat Penguin, Frog, Machine,

WarHammer 40k? Orks yes

Orks Hilarious? YES

[ScorpionHUT]

I wonder if games workshop realized that it has a giant wang.

[evilirnoob]

fuck yeah mega gargant.

[itunezguylol]

orc scum blood angelz kik yo sorry little ass

[InsertDisk2]

Yeah, you sound like "the emperor's finest" lol

[RarendtheBlack]

How could it walk? Apparently the laws of physics don't apply on Volistad.

[Sidinaryt]

i lolled

[sourcemaster]

If Orks believe in something that is true, its true.

[TheChairmaker]

WAAAAAAAAGH!

[absdsad]

omg i cant stop laughing

[jack88888888888888]

That is cool, a giant killa kan!

[bullboy005]

jack im laughin my head of at you it aint a killa kan its a titan beasts for the new apocolyps

[senfone]

i think it works for the ministery for silly walks

you can by epic 40.000 (TT) from the gw mailorder

[adhockey99]

talk about a nob...

[spacemarine1997]

dat thing has 4 dicks.. im serious take a look at it urself

[Jonolith21]

Hehehe, he has a gun for a dick.

[segmemtum]

where can i buy this game?!

[dantheman0291]

lol i bet it doesn't stand a chance against an imperial titan, still fun 2 watch :P

[Darkcreaper17]

HAHAHA that looks like a Robotnick robot from Sonic lol

[Luy22]

Epic 40,000. It's pretty sweet...

Gargants have guns for dicks... WOW... Orks ARE the funniest race!

[segmemtum]

what is these warhammer games called where u can play titans? and gargants and stuff? please respond

[eritrea666]

It is called Epic 40000.

[monkeyssomejerk]

Take it you mean Emperor titan. Gargants are the best, 'cause they are Orky and Orkz iz Best! The dickgun is called a Belly Cannon if I remember correctly. Could be worse, there's a Slasha Gargant which had a chainsaw-arm-dick!

[actonlion]

Gargants are awesome, I had one take on two Imperial titans and a warhound titan, took a hell of a lot of punishment before it went down, took 1 imperial titan and a warhound with it, and crippled the knee of the 2nd imperial titan! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

[zer0nix]

dickguns are alright in my book; i'm far more disturbed by the weird way that thing 'walks.'

[Necron67]

so thats a gargant

[OFP4ever]

he has a gun for his dick?