Cool Site: Talk To A Complete Stranger (Randomer) On The Interwebz - Omegle.com

[skewb40]

Stranger: M/F

Me: (Anything but F)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[itaxact]

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[Xxjody123Xx]

omegle is for creeps lmao

[Davidspangberg]

hm

[gameminecraft1]

i want to see some boobs but thares alyays guys masturbating

[calikeira]

You: llamas

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[TheGabby07]

This is hard to believe but i met my husband on there! Thanks Omegle!

[LolestN00B]

@TheGabby07 Sometimes you meet normal people there...

[Anni81460]

I have been there a few times... I meet a boy, and we talk so good, we became friends and talk on msn :) But now i can't find anyone else than perverts!! :(

[Musicman6454]

Tried the site, First thing the guy says: "Hi...m or f?"

And I was thinking "LOL What a perv. I wonder what will happen if I say female?"

[TheRandomname538]

stranger:hey

you:I AM GOD

stranger:amen

[armstrong762]

oh my god your voice is soo cool!

[0070Xedilian]

thers like 100000000000000000000000000000­0000 webcam chats of guys wanking in this wtf

[tekidi1]

I pretend to be an assassin on here... Haha

[CarlosJulio20]

you sound like Nerimon.

[MegaBeanzz]

lame.

[taffygirlz]

haha, my favorite has always been:

You: WHO IS KIRA?!?

Stanger: A whore?

You: no.... wellll.... yeah.. kinda..

It only makes sense if you read death note

[itsmichellecullen]

@taffygirlz deathnote is AMAZINGGG <3 lmao

[taffygirlz]

@itsmichellecullen YES IT IS!!!! (btw, that comment was intended to be sung, so if you didn't sing it, please go back and do so, so you get the full effect.)

:D

[itsmichellecullen]

@taffygirlz hahha wonderful! ^.^ roflmao around a week ago, i was on OMEGLE and my friend was on OMEGLE right next to me on her computer... we got connected :D IT WAS EPIC lol!

[taffygirlz]

@itsmichellecullen O.O woah

What are the odds!

[itsmichellecullen]

@taffygirlz ik r? :D ahha

[colway2010]

wwwsitetalkunaico.pl



[sibawi12]

@1112duke

lol u r right

[furykick]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Jared Leto

You: hi bitch

Stranger: Jared Leto is my bitch

You: yea ur bitch ;)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Paulph04]

Stranger: i want pussy

You: then go to a cat rescue centre, im sure they have plenty of cats that need homes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[paokole2]

Stranger: hello dear stranger

Stranger: what is ur name

You: Michael

Stranger: micaheal is a wrong anme

Retards -.-

[SaberTanker22]

OMEGLE IS DEPRESSING SITE

Hello madam hows it going

BLOODY FUCKING HELLO

ok discounted FUCK OMEGLE ITS lonely depressing site where people keep clicking next how that post to meet fucking strangers CLOSE THE SITE DOWN its boring and depressing to enjoy.

[pumarunner88]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Paulph04]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? Stranger: f m? You: yes i like listening to fm radio Stranger: noo.. i mean are u a female or male? You: yeah Stranger: so? f or m? You: yeah You: i am f or m Stranger: uummm You: umm...what? Stranger: no.. i just wait ur rsponds.. f? You: what responds? Stranger: no.. You: no what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Fr33sTyL3rR]

@Paulph04 hahahah owned 

[queenToph]

Oh god someone said "HEY WE'RE LIVING RECORDING THIS CHAT SAY SOMETHING" To me once on Omegle and I said "Bitch be trippin' in ballz ya biatch" and they were like wtf?

[Macncheese365]

If u think chat is bad u shuld see vid chat!

[TheDraconicVisage]

Stranger: god i hate poeple asking asl

You: so do i

Stranger: i just want to have a normal conversation

You: THEY'RE ALL PERVERTS!

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH

You: INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@­@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

You: MUMM!!!!@@@

[kimmmuh]

Stranger: Excuse me miss, are you the realtor? *walking inside, looking around house*

You: Yes, why yes I am.

Stranger: *smiles, shaking hand* Paul, we spoke on the phone earlier....miss?

You: Haha, yeah, I remember you. It's Kim. :)

You: Pleasure to meet you, Paul :D

Stranger: *looks around, smiles*

Stranger: *looks you up and down* And its a pleasure to finally meet you Kim....

You: Haha... Awkwarddddd.

[asukanovelia]

@Paulph04 lol

[kaddster]

u sound like a douche...

[quarterpounder18]

how do you take the video?

[TheDBStrongnow]

all people do is fuck on that thing!!!

[killallianceftw]

You: I smell bacon

Stranger: i smell bacon

You: rofl

Stranger: WIN

You: wow that was just....weird

Stranger: I know!!

[skewb40]

Omegle... a reflection of the human race. A depressing shithole full of retarded fucks who are only capable of seeing females as gods of the universe and thinking that anyone else can suck ass.

I wish I lived on another planet.

[serenaxxlove]

@skewb40 so y did u keep watching this video? y did u waste ur time with this shit?

[jawsfan95]

@skewb40 You sir have read my mind. Thank God there are still people like you in the world.

[mutchy126]

@skewb40 99% Of the Time if your not Female you can go away

[johnycena000]

@skewb40 Mars

[gamerdude81817]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: WAT TIME IS IT

Stranger: 25.00

You: O

You: GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[gamerdude81817]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: would you ever fuck a guy in the ass?

You: GOD DAMMIT STOP CALLING ME WEEMAN

You have disconnected.

[ImWithStupidX3]

Mine was too innapropriate to post. Let's just say... the stranger was a perv.

[drozle]

omegle is down :'( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2Fast4you1888]

The video thin (web camthing) ITS SO UGLY ! PERVS! Full Of PERVS!

[radioheadx3]

i thought it was pronounced like OH-MEH-GUHL

[HollyandPhoenix]

i pronoce is OH-MEG-LAY

[Feelthebeatinside]

Stranger: hello married female from canada..anyone want to chat?

You: IM DONE WITH THIS MAN

You have disconnected.

[Hackiesacker007]

You have a British accent!!!

[allgymnast14]

@Hackiesacker007 thanks tips

[PolkadotRainbowsXO]

@allgymnast14 LMFAAAAOOOO ;)

i went on this on the weekend :$

[LOLCHATROULETTELOL]

Check out my chatroulette reaction vids where i dance to shakira

[sillystuff333]

i hate the stupid guys that just want sex from chick on omelge.... fuck them

[41100sue]

this isnt duncan from mega byte tv. this is alex day from england.

[41100sue]

IS THIS ALEX DAY?

[Wyatt19961212]

@NYPDface that's chatroulette u r thinking of but u can use cams on omegle now

[NYPDface]

whats that one website called where its like omegle but u use web cams??????

[TheBlacKoopa]

@NYPDface well, omegle can also use web cams so...

[dudesta69]

@NYPDface chat roullete

[Weirderino]

Asl?

[Jonathansernel1]

i did this and pretended to be a girl talking to a guy lmfaoo!!.

[coldmush1995]

Stranger: A wild haiti appeared!

Me: And then what?

Stranger: Dugtrio used earthquake!

Stranger: It's super effective!

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[fitpecs]

this is the best site ive found in ages, had some of the funniest convos ever, along with the usual dickheads you get everywhere but stick with it, i promise its worth it ;)

[Ricola0and0Ricalo]

You: hi :3

Stranger: hi asl?

You: a-124 s-alien female l-Mars, west coast

Stranger: OMG, there's Martians?! i knew

it! is your technology advanced???

You: ah...yas. we have very superior technology.

Stranger: wow!!! have you or any other Martian visited earth???

You: …ah, well…damn, you're an dumbass.

--You have disconnected

TRUE. STORY!

[tasteslikecrunchies]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: what type of underwear are you wearing now? ;)

You: do you liek mudkipz?

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[tasteslikecrunchies]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: are you a horny girl with msn?

You: snoooooooorrrrrrrrrllaaaaxxxx

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[IfureadthisURdum]

me and my friends were on this website yesterday it was funny to see all those people with no life and diss them. But all the people Jacking off on this website on the vidoe chaht 0_o disgusting...

[benmitchell0036]

95% of the people on this site are male, looking for girls

[kinkynikk]

@benmitchell0036  SO F*IN TRUE

[izabelle2013]

Stranger: hi asl

You: Don't leave me!

You: I have abandoment issues!

You: I will kill myself if another person leaves me!

You: :(

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:|

[123Fank]

You: guess what

Stranger: what?

You: ur mum, Is on my screen right now#

Stranger: same

You: I'm glad we have that in commmon

[2t22tornadosiren]

My stupid parents won't let me use it.

[Gualoification]

Stranger: hi

You: hii

Stranger: asl?

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[matthewwh13]

Stranger: may I see your boobs please

You: (.)(.)

You: You like?

Stranger: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sonicx15juggler]

You:hi

stranger:hi

You:do you like mudkips?

Stranger: idk

You: i like them with salt

Stranger disconected

[xxmeganxx11]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are chatting with a convicted sex offender. Stranger is unable to see this message.]

You: helloo baby!!!

Stranger: NOOO!!!

Your conversational partner has disconected

[popguck]

omegle is a hacker site, you will get hacked

[sheld999]

chatroullttee is better

[live4jonas3]

You: heyy

Stranger: hi

You: so, yeah, uh - ohh waitt hang on...

You: sorry...

Stranger: kay

You: i'm taking a huge crap. stings like hell. >:P

Stranger: you're gross

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nicnotnick]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: i need help You: on my math test Stranger: ok You: quick Stranger: ha ok You: 4x17 Stranger: 68 You: thx You have disconnected.

[cheesebobmcjoe2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: as Stranger: asl You: Yo, where's my fuckin money, bitch? Stranger: u wanna know something mother fucker You: Yea, bitch tell me somethin Stranger: Put a condom on ur head bc if ur ganna act like a dick u might as well dress like 1 You: Like where my fuckin money at? Stranger: up ur ass You: FUCK YOU Stranger: FUCK U MOTHER FUCKER You have disconnected.

[cheesebobmcjoe2]

Stranger: hi You: What does poop mean to you? Stranger: shit You: Do you own a car? Stranger: no You: Do you own a horse? Stranger: no You: Do you live in or around the state of South Carolina? Stranger: yes You: In? Georgia? North Carolina? Florida? Stranger: nc You: Thank you. Goodbye. Stranger: ur welcome

[pedinhuh16]

omegle now got a new video chat option...

THE DREAM OF THE PERVS HAS COME TRUE!

[MrDutchguy5000]

@pedinhuh16 LOLZ ur right. But the site is awesome to talk to an COMPLETE stranger.

If someone asks to me: ''where do you live?'' I always say: Mars now good fool. Then they disconnect xDD

[rune2h13579]

@pedinhuh16 omegle = 98% guys jackin off/1% - children below 15/1% - girls

[mutchy126]

@pedinhuh16 :D

[s4nd3r78]

You: hi

Stranger: 19.f. usa

Stranger: very hornyy

You: o.0'

You: how horny

Stranger: veryyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: asl?

You: wanna know im a 15 year old dutch boy

You: anything wrong?

[GiantPixels]

Dude, i swear to god i saw the queen of freakin' england on here!

It's in my vids!

[principedevampiro]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fishing hole or fishing pole?

You: BOTH!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[haltrix]

@principedevampiro I KNOW

[nikexboyx24]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: snail

You: fish

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[krazy4lyf1129]

@carolinew1234 Scary?

[eyeeatpoopiee]

they only talk about sex man they are nerds

[neongreen1397]

oh so you werent joking when you said u were recording!

[tetrapackify]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: im gabe saporta

You: you know

You: from cobra starship

Stranger: don't now who that is

You: you should

You: im like the hottest guy from uruguay

Stranger: you should

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[krazy4lyf1129]

@tetrapackify I HAVE THE GABE HOODIE!!! =D

[tetrapackify]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: 18 You: manhattan Stranger: m or f You: which would you prefer? Stranger: ummm the true You: if female You: ill pass you to my sister then Stranger: ok sounds good Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.

[lightbulb1113]

You:hi

Stranger:hi

You: if its yello let it mello, if its brown flush it down

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Fieryultras]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: asl Stranger: asl You: you first Stranger: 17 F USA You: good You: then go back to the kitchen You: and make me a sammich Stranger: lol your never gonna get laid You: you're no fortune teller Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheRmiBoys]

chatroulette is the new shit

[krazy4lyf1129]

@TheRmiBoys Omegle is the best.

[sigmhyesymsam94]

asdf

[mpr567]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'll go from head to ass, if you know what I mean baby.;D

Me: I'll offer you a razor blade filled vagina, if you know what I mean, hun. :D

Stranger: OMG

Me: "OMG" is right. Sod off, wanker.

[MuffinBaka]

HUNFREDS OF PEOPLE! i love your typos :D

[keokeochio]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: ring ring ring

You: oh thats for you

Stranger: O_o

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[zamoradude1]

You: Psst.

You: Wanna get high???

Stranger: Hi.

Stranger: Nah, I'm set.

You: Wanna get low????

[zamoradude1]

Stranger: Hi

You: DO YOU LIKE MARIO?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: Asl

You: Are you an atheist?

Stranger: Yes

You have disconnected.

[borus55]

You: hi Stranger: hey You: i love boobies Stranger: yeah i love them yoo Stranger: too You: and i love penis Stranger: i heart penis You: i'm girl dick head Stranger: me to Stranger: hahaha You: soo your girl and you love boobies? You: bi? Stranger: fuck you

[theawesome6842]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi im jesus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[iiCandiex3]

You: hii

Stranger: hey

Stranger: Hello.

You: im black with a huge cock

You: wanna suck it?

Stranger: Nah.

You: damn

You: wanna give me a blowjob

Stranger: Oh well.

Stranger: Nope.

[fighterdude107]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: a poo is coming out of my ass

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jdawgisback]

@fighterdude107 OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!! Idiot.

[ironman1123]

stranger:hi

you: the last person i talked to told me i should die and make the world a bit britter

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Stavingo]

You: Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat over there?

[MrRico2xy]

You: hi Stranger: hi You: how r u? Stranger: not bad, u? You: im doin fine You: oh crap Stranger: what? You: i hate red Stranger: what? You: the type of your letters is annoying Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[KKM8M8]

lol nice 1

[1338Randarc00l]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im gay

You: lol what a fag

Stranger: yea

You: so you like it in the butt hmm?

Stranger: yea

You: wow man that's amazingly disturbing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vleertouwer]

That's not even funny? Some people are just like that

[NYPDface]

o thats cool why talk to a friend when you can talk to a stranger having the suspition they might rape you.....just sayin :)

[AlexMcPwnr]

Stranger: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: ...m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[greatballzoffire1990]

@AlexMcPwnr

omg i hate those.

[Flashlight1996]

@AlexMcPwnr That happens every time.

[cuttiebug1]

i got grounded by this website

[ninjamonkey6751]

@cuttiebug1 XD so did i. my mom saw me on it and i got grounded because kids aren't allowed to talk to strangers XD

[xXCrAzY72oo3Xx1]

continued 2

You: you have 1 hour to complete this task or you will get your hand cut off... JUST> LIKE> LUKE!

Stranger: :O:O I will get to Asda right away!

You: okay... GOODBYE AND GOODRIDENCe

Stranger: Goodbye.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xXCrAzY72oo3Xx1]

continued 1

Stranger: But i want the chocolate milk

You: you will have the chocolate milk when you join us

Stranger: And how do I join you?

You: go to your nearest walmart... take the chocolate milk, drink it all, then leave WITHOUT PAYING :O

Stranger: I will do. And I will tell you when this task is completed

You: okay... then you can have all the chocolate milk and sith hoes you want

Stranger: Sounds great

You: WOOT!

Stranger: :D

[xXCrAzY72oo3Xx1]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: May the force be with you. You: I KILLED YODA Stranger: :O:O:O YOU'RE AN ABOMINATION!!! You: damn right i am You: im on the dark side BIOTCH Stranger: Oh. Do you have cookies? You: no... just chocolate milk Stranger: Good enough. May i switch sides? You: what level are you Stranger: Master Jedi You: hellz to the yeahz you can come on over

[IwudDie4U]

You: is this the real life?

You: is this just fantasy?

Stranger: Caught in a landslide no escape from reality

You: open your eyes, look up to the skies..

Stranger: and seeeeeeeeee

You: I'm just a poorboy I need no sympathy

Stranger: cause im little high, little low

You: anyway the wind blows

Stranger: dosnt really matter to me...

You: to meeeee

[IwudDie4U]

@IwudDie4U wow....i just realized we missed a line

[Philadelphia19154]

Does omegel have a aim ?

[Kamil55459]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HANG ON A FEW MOMENTS, IM TRACING YOUR IP.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[gmodfan11]

I referenced the laser collection:

You: Listen to my flute

Stranger: ok

You: *flute tune* *LAZORZ BAAAAAAAAAAH*

[Bmwfreak68]

You: Hey there

Stranger: hey

You: Do you like fishsticks?

Stranger: yeah

You: Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth?

Stranger: yeah

You: What are you a gayfish?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ModeLTU]

Some conversations are unbelievably awesome xDD Stranger: DONT STOP Stranger: MAKE IT POP Stranger: DJ BLOW MAH SPEAKAHS UPPP Stranger: TONIGHT, IMAAA FIGHT, TILL WE SEE DA SUNLIGHTT You: STOP! collaborate and listen! Stranger: Ice is back with a brand new inventionnn You: dun dun dun dundundundun Stranger: DONT STOP Stranger: believing Stranger: OH OH OHHHHH You: IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE Stranger: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGGHHHT Stranger: ahhhh WIMBOWEHHH

[joshjooh]

Is this site for like loners or something?

Because it sure looks like it.

[lolrofl1000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: do you mind if i sing?

Stranger: okay

You: EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES

You: EVERYBODY HAS THOSE DAYS

You: EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT

Stranger: fuck you

You: WHAT IM GONNA TALK ABOUT

[GangstaElves]

You: i want a divorce You: how could u do this to ur unborn child Stranger: what the hell...every time i go out you accuse me of cheating Stranger: i need some trust You: well maybe u r ok im protective and i get lonely You: srry i trust u now Stranger: oh im sorry i didnt mean to be so angry You: divorce is off Stranger: phew ok Stranger: i still get to cheat on you right? Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GangstaElves]

Stranger: uh uh uh no

Stranger: you know id never do that

You: who is it i no ur lying

[GangstaElves]

Stranger: hey

You: hi

You: ??

You: u there

You: i miss u

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: doing something else

You: were u cheating on me!?!?

[dylad]

You: hello, good sir.

Stranger: Yo whattup nigguh

You: you are interesting. do you mind if i play some music?

Stranger: Nah dawg

You:....

You:*drums*

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Paulph04]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: ASL or asl; Abbreviation for Age, Sex, and Location. Used in computer chat as a question to gain basic personal information. Usually frowned upon as an impersonal and annoying introduction. Common among AOL users and those who want to "cyber".

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[woxihuan515]

it`s not pronounced omeeeeegle

it`s oh meh gul ...

like omega... -_-

[beastman2234]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 19 male, want to swap pictures with horny girl

You: mmkay

Stranger: yes?

You: mmkay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[beastman2234]

Stranger: where you from?

You: usa

Stranger: oh im chinese.

You: oh snap

You have disconnected.

[doggywoofwoof1]

you: howdy cowboy

Stranger: hello sailor

you:roles?

stranger: only if I can swab your poopdeck

[turb0strid3r]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey 24 m paris wanna join me on msn ?

You: HANG ON A FEW MOMENTS, IM TRACING YOUR IP.

You: The police will be at your house in 12 minutes, you know what you did.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DirtySanchez90]

everyone disconnects me once they find out im a guy. fucking pathetic 13 year old virgins

[kaushikpaddy]

lol cmon pretend ur a girl i do that sumtimes

[jessehardy]

haha yea thats what i do and then i record them and upload them to youtube xD

[sy9593]

you : yo!

Your Conversation Partner has disconnected

[krcth]

You: hii

Stranger: Yo

Stranger: what's up ??

You: Nothing, just having fun whit your sister xD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BueyMW2]

Stranger: ello You: herro Stranger: herro? Stranger: ur a batty and a gay with no friends You: well your a llama Stranger: well ur a fat cow with a chode You: DAMNIT GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH Stranger: nah i aint fat Stranger: like u Stranger: and learn to spell You: my pet hunchback says to spray you with liquid people, i don't know, he can be a bit erratic at time Stranger: oh yeh ur good Stranger: u thick fuk Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xRia94]

Stranger: Good Afternoon. Stranger: have you ever seent he movie dracula dead and loving it You: yes omg i love it!!!!!!!! Stranger: me too ! You: yay! Stranger: leslie neilson is amazing You: omg i know right i just wanna do naughty stuff to her You: like TALK to her..im a rebel Stranger: lol haha Stranger: him...ITS A HIM YOU SHEMALE loool i had no idea wtf he was on about :L AND OMG I LOVE YOUR ACCENT :)

[JAXJAK218]

Stranger: hi female?

You: OMGWTFBBQ

You: im no female :P

You: you pervert!

You: D:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mineyrsvids]

You: hi! Stranger: I am Banksy. You: I am going to knife you in the face and gut you :) your blood is going to be syrup on my pancakes :D sleep with one eye open. (a bit of boring convo) You: ok, onto serious matters... you're a girl right? Stranger: Yep. You: do you like blood? Stranger: Yeah, I always lick it when I injure myself! You: cool! im going on a bloodraid tonight, want to join me and the cult? Stranger: Mmmm, yeah Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[FlashFireSix]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: do u want to do cyber sex with webcam? male here

You: im also male, but to be honest im more into llamas

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Fundachan]

@FlashFireSix hahaha lamas xD

[21Deathwish]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say What the FUCK!