MY NEW ROLE MODEL

[mediumPeter]

they made a movie of the book, bro. apparently that is a true story, too. and he made sequels to the book, more 'real life" tucker max sex stories lol

[euronio]

Bro, you should read God Hates Us All, by Hank Moody. Some writer dudes for Californication (tv show, just in case u dont know wtf that is) wrote a book, 200ish pages, telling the chronicles of the character as a pot dealer, and I fucking read that shit in 2 days, its not particullarly funny but its fun to read, specially if you like the show

[lankey6969]

Reading makes you more smart. Watching movies makes you fat. lol

[lankey6969]

Another great way to read book; a book. lol

Are those "kindle" things worth the money?

I'm a book worm and I'd like to know...

[OfficialAnthonyD]

2:30- 2:33 :)

[0salinski0]

READ ALIENS/GHOSTS by trey hamburger!!! And bro do u still play on ps3??

[pathg13]

the bible also says not to be worldly, meaning cussing and drinking and smoking or any drugs that you know would cause harm to your body you seem to do that alot but i love you man (homonism intended [im not gay{seriously}])

[seagybooboo]

Waw kar98k sniping with or w/o a scope is the best sniping ever (fucking hackers...)

[6muffinstuffer9]

they made a movie outta the book

[CurtisWS]

I hated books until few months ago, I was actually saying exact thing as you are now. Until I came across some pretty fucking awesome books. If you wanna laugh your ass off, get some George Carlin books - I am probably gonna check out the douchebag Max!

[TheCrazedPhycho]

Hey S1MPLE want to have a lil game of MW3 some time?

[megaboy28]

Yo S1mple, you got an opinion on Sopa and Pipa? Pls vlog something on this, bro. Because if Sopa goes in effect, Youtube will get blocked because of you guys who give honest and entertaining commentary videos. If you alrdy have, pls send me the link to that video. I enjoy listening to you, luong, 8thoughts. It would suck to never hear from you guys again if that stupid bill passes

[plegmaenatos]

mw3 sucks all around

[TheDakinesurfahboi]

at first i was like whooo the fuck is tucker max??? THEN I REMEMBERED I READ THAT BOOK!!!! ITS THE SHIIITTT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[GamesPlayer1]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh !!!!!!!!!!!

[Jetssgo]

that book is soo fucking funny

[whosrandom]

try cod4 for snipin :)

[lexin84]

Hahah, tucker max is a crazy mofo. Shits hilarious

[L3J3ND197]

If you like sniping do it in battlefield it is awesome

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

hard to find a role model

[DatGuyYonder]

black ops for the fucking win!!!!!!!!!!

[glideyboy]

Books are good, play battlefield.

[SH1THEAD96]

@glideyboy lol

[stromrage100]

im watching him on the kindle fire

[FreekSharkHD]

S1MPLE!!!!!<3333333

[Gummizzzzzzz]

My role model has a role model!!!

This is role model inception!

[19nizate79]

i enjoyed the movie greatly. one of the best movies nobody has seen. i have several stories just like his. 6 years in the navy has filled my early adulthood (18-23) with lots of sick shit

[MadBurrito1]

hey Silmpe, i wonder r u working for some special forces or fbi or some shit? i mean, u know how the real sniper riffle feels like, u don't show ur face, back in a day u said that u did some workouts to get a job.... just wondering.

[Spar7aNGB]

@MadBurrito1 He used to do vlogs in his car on his old channel he stopped doing the vlogs due to work or something like if you work at a place they don't want their employerstalking about random shit like this

[REVAMPtheindustry]

@MadBurrito1 its all a conspiracy.. one day one of his videos will brainwash us all

[ford3984]

i just got a kindle for christmas i might have to buy the book.

[LandTricksOrDie]

why black ops,why?

[iKd0tP]

that last fucking derp noise scared the fuk outa me, thought i'd b used to it by now LOL

[mypaswordwastaken]

yes fucking sir. i hate MW3 i suck ass and take no skill and support i hate that, black ops you needed to have skills



[macinante1]

dont worry john, i have a speech impediment too :3

[LawyerThe]

Epic video, epic commentary and epic kill at 1:39.

[OVERPOWERDGUNS123]

UMB

[TheFroogleman]

OMFG hahahahhaah i cant stop watching this shit LOL I FUCKING LOVE IT best part was when you went silverback at 2:30 LMAO ive played that part like 60 times

[TheFroogleman]

but the book but the but the book but the book BUT THE FUCKING BOOK JOHN

[flopsycox]

yeah it is true about the whole movie to book thing. i personally don't read much because it takes me too much time haha can't wait to hear some of your drunken antics. i know what you mean with the sniping also quick scoping is bs. have you ever seen anyone do that in the real world ? lol i know i've said it before but im really happy your back ! ;)

[night4345]

@flopsycox why would you play a game for realism?

[flopsycox]

@night4345 i don't it was a comparison ..

[theclassywhore]

Man, I'm gona keep watching your videos and what game you put up isn't gonna change that. I don't care what game your playing as long as your talking about something entertaining (which isn't when your talking about which cod is better)

[Knarkboxen]

do a dual com with DavidBrownTv :)

[gabeluvsbonnie]

i just wanna say, it doesnt feel like a sniper rifle in real life lol. which is just fine, its a video game, a sniper scope in real life would smack the shit out of your silverback face if you shoot it in the positions you do in the game, that being said, black ops sleight of hand doesnt effect snipers, so you get the weighty feel.

[JoeLToORaW]

Slim Shady's my role model lmfao :D

[awesomepokedude]

how does it feel to fire a real sniper? :p

[elitistninja]

black ops! is 10x better than any other cod game. for an example. osprey gunner inbound. awww shit 10 seconds later it slams into a tall building kuz there fucking everywhere in mw3. the maps suck dick!

[SpazMcJesus]

Hahaha love that movie. Lol where he runs through the lobbie shitting his pants :D and when he fucks the midget

[666derekd]

Assholes finish first is funny as fuck to

[spacod4]

i am going to unsub your content is not original and boring

[joshmullenismyhero]

@spacod4 Hahahahahaaaa as if he gives a fuck you dumbass

[bugztanx]

I want to forcefully face fuck you right now havent heard your goddamn voice in a long tim

[supperfley]

good shit bro

[ButterYerToast]

PIMP. Get on PS3 tomorrow, let's hop on the Black Cocks (LOOOL) and rape face. DUUUUURR

[crapperstick]

im glad this inspired you to do more stories. im gonna check out the movie now. fuck the nerds who hated it

[YAW42]

floppy, he has a second book it's called assholes finnish first and he is supposed to have a third coming out this year

[aglefed]

@YAW42 nice guys finish last.... because they wait for their girlfriend to finish first

[croy2000]

Toenail juice

[Superkilla16]

You went silverback in there 3 times. 2:30, 3:52, and 6:12. funny shit.

[AKamikazeMonk]

dude, i would never punch my own ball bag

[masterkush1234]

Hey simple that book is entertaining and all but alot of those stories are exaggerated or untrue that's what I heard

[Hexedtemplar]

Lol E-readers

[JayahnWard666]

Lol'd at the ending... lmfao

DDDDDEEEEEERRR!!!

[ROBZILLA2112]

add me up on xbox Bytesize215

[ltsreno]

FINALLY someone finds oout who Tucker Max is, he is god among men.

[LimitdLiabillty]

Well since you finished I hope they Serve Beer in Hell, you need to get Assholes Finish First.

[basebalIboy7bp]

I love you floppy. HOMO INTENDED.

[BigPoppaJack]

yo simple, Tucker Max has a new book coming out in february called Hilarity Ensues

[TheDogsoldier117]

My role model has a role model?

[ImChungalungas]

@TheDogsoldier117 My role model's, role model has a role model?

[saikai]

You have converted! Nice for you to join the dark side!

[AberraProductions]

You're next topic should be about religion, like what is your opinion on it?

[Politicalupheaval]

i wish i spoke mexican like simplemindz.

[Dirty42O]

i have a kindle fire.

[itssmallville]

POST THE WAW

[cwjolly69]

o fuck bitch were all going to dei

[xluongbrox]

and the movies are better john, your just getting old 

[xluongbrox]

dude fucked a paraplegic lmao

[dissolvedcarrion]

I read the Tucker Max story on his obsession with fucking a midget and that was some of the funniest fucking shit I've ever read.

[Curtains1337]

black ops suck dude.

[014canucksfan]

Hint at new series? Drunk Stories? Or at least it's a good idea... I guess

[kx100sublimekx100]

feels like a real sniper rifle? feels like holding a controller to me.

[MrAlen94]

WTF at the end?

[DoMtHeBoM91]

his book are completly real and are based on his life they are funny and great i've never seen the movie but im sure its great

[chzbizman]

good to hear ya brotha . stay classy and go fuck yourself. :)

[SARV3LIOUS]

Black ops sniping is a bit harder then the mw games n that's y I like it. Hit me up on psn same username as my YT.s1mple add me, idk y u no longer in my friends list.

[Balls2YourMom]

how does a sniper rifle feel when you fire it trololol

[1chuckman1]

i thought u were gonna say Tucker Boner :o

[joshbekool34]

I thought u had died!! Or something. Probably went out and got more tongue piercings huh? haha

[ajv62]

the book is always better than the movie and i cant wait to hear your new stories

[ChChChEm]

sittin on the shitter while watchin this XD

[YoungBlood0893]

the book is always better than the movie (no homo)

[Kuprebel]

I think S1MPLE should read Atlas Shrugged :P

[siggyv]

The book of MW3 was better than the game...keep on sniping pimp

[JizzMilk]

My role model is ELPRESADOR........wait Is that wrong or good?

[snipedaner]

@JizzMilk ELPRESADOR is a legend

[counterspyplane]

can you tell you ugly faggot fake boy friend eightthoughts to unblock me please :(

[JointOps13]

black ops is easy mode no good players left in it

[TrueMonarch15]

greatest book ive ever read

[TeHCoLoNeLSaiGoN]

;_;



[Lukeykitty]

I miss you on twitter too, I laughed everytime I saw "sittin on the shitter tweetin on twitter" :/

[BillyDhaK1d]

PTRS-41 on seelow, roundhouse, breach, ESPECIALLY CLIFFSIDE. Omg waw is the best sniper game

[steelcobra19]

black ops rapes mw3, infinity ward is shit

[thrashSJ]

i hate you i searched up hemroids...and ughhh

god i hope i never get those!!!

[steelcobra19]

"i wanted to throat chop that sorry fucker" lmao

[EightThoughts]

I didn't even have to listen to the video. I already know I'm your role model.

[PokeFreakGuy]

@EightThoughts lol gtfo of here ben xD

[ebao77]

My role models 6 pounds because he has a batmobile and a fucking man cave

[V3RM1LI0N]

Hablanos en español wey

[Zeroydeas]

Welcome to the dark side of the book vs. movie argument.

[redhamuSLA]

Reading is good.

[PBTtime]

If you want to feel like a sniper then play BF3. Honestly.

[TheFroogleman]

2:28 autism speaks

[TheZaapT]

how do you know what a sniper rifle feels like when you fire it?

[Xxx13luexxx]

@MITBF4WOTL GOML = Get On My Level, onslaughts clan

[Richie249]

I love you simple.

[santosman95]

i miss ur twitter :/



[Wafgkji]

DURRHHH

[MrEricEric96]

I wanna smack u in the face with my dick

[kallenmaurer]

NAY NAY, NAY FUCKIN NAY. simple, i love you

[redsoxloverjeff]

I want to hear ALL THE STORIES!

[TheLeo8719]

lol i miss those tweets :D

[Stone19500]

My role model is Eightthoughts, he slays fat chicks like its his job 

[EightThoughts]

@Stone19500 Good on ya. I'm a great fucking role model.

[SlipMCR]

@S1MPLEMINDZ what's the gayest moment you ever had

[MITBF4WOTL]

simple what do u mean by GOML

[ThePhuzz]

Fucking Tucker Max is a Silverback amongst Silverbacks.

[aRabidPanda5952]

pudding.

[Tag11R]

INB4 CHZBIZ