Jessica Alba and The Holocaust

[Araclain]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY

[Naruchu1]

Im autistic. and ppl think im cool. dont see why buut they do :3

[23tubester]

@Naruchu1 because they r doucebags

[daddyknows11]

this guy has the most annoying voice ever. dumb fucking redneck

[MrDonneiDarko]

@daddyknows11 you suck

[23tubester]

@daddyknows11 how the hell is he a redneck

[Avenger4343]

i just got rick'n rolled

[riccoutube2]

Watch Animal Tricks by riccoutube2

[Paperbagman555]

i miss the old songs and outro =(

[xxxTIMMYxxx1]

dude, breath lol

[forgottenduelist]

@FUwogs and this, boys and girls, is what we like to call spam.

[Rocoluke27]

I miss these old videos =(

[DARWINvswallace]

I think that they can induce such a state is interesting, It means that they can use this information backwards and maybe figure out some cervical causes of the syndrome. I wish them all the best and hope to God that some idiots don't get a hold of these drugs and start pawning this shit off as the next best high.

[itsakan]

fuck you

[Schmitti112233]

why does he use so much cuts?

[813Dalton]

Yeah a sxephil episode on my b day jan 30

[jandmpros]

lets all record oursleves killing our parents and make a montage :P

[preppylama99]

ha this is funny ha, you look good in this actuallly :D

[gilraen690]

I don't get what you mean about the autism. What you're talking about is high-functioning, better known as asperger syndrome. What is a much more serious version of the illness is low-functioning, better known as .... autism. People may want to induce asperger-like effects but dude, nobody wants to be a low-functioning autist. My brother is one and it's hell.

The other side of the medallion is that it's actually curable. But that's another story : )

[Soulstar333]

asperger's is a mild form of autism, so it's still actually autism

[gilraen690]

Absolutely! Technically it's a mild form of autism, but if you've ever seen a low-functioning autist you'd know the symptoms have absolutely nothing in common with asperger syndrome.

[thatguru877]

Is it me or does asperger sound a little to much like ass-burger?

[gilraen690]

OH HAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUNNY!

Just kidding, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard.

[aGasmaskProcession]

@thatguru877 Yeah the guy who named that must have been a douchebag D:<

[thatguru877]

@aGasmaskProcession Maybe he had a fetish for that....

[wwjdCRABS]

Search for "send this to Jessica Alba." Trust me.

[hirotaro]

This guys videos are waste,

never interests me,

I watch it because the title and thumbnail MISLEAD me, like most of his videos.

Overall this guy can go hum lun.

[gettinfit100]

I agree, that is why he so mtrany views he tricks people into watching his videos....dumbass

[HotNewHipHop1]

The Holocaust is a fraud!

[macroheart]

When British people say "Artistic" it sounds like "Autistic"

MORE FOR YOU TO LEARN

..

[Hobbes2718]

autism does not mean mentally handicapped...

Autistic people are extremely smart...smarter than average...their disease makes it so they can't ignore anything, so they get overloaded easily...

[crappykidforever]

really? i didnt know that.

[93skullcandy]

not exactly...one guy that i know is autistic he is 16 and walks around with a pop up pirate book puffing on a pretzel like a ciger..its is really sad

[VENEREALfunzone]

That doesn't mean they are all Rain Man; only a few autistic people have crazy abilities.

[emsx0xx]

have you gone to walmart lately?!?!?! hahahahahahah

[leamerman]

aha excited hair at 0:43

[TheNovemberSky]

this one seemed very scripted

[kellyhrtsacting89]

you can drink in germany at ..........16 not 13

[MRMANCMAN]

if you read that

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v your gay o.O

[BrbComputerOnFire]

killing brain cells is fun!

[chaoscontrol72]

Drinking is fine. I mean, just look at me!

[AnonimosArtist]

isn't that kinda racist against asians? o.O

[1diclicious]

whats the name of the intro song?

[liselisedat]

agzını sıkım sus la zaten anlamıom ne poq dedıgını barı durda dınlemeye ızın ver

[heliaramalho]

ronaldo....

[video1688]

We all love Jessica!

[rezustar]

haha.you got issues man.

[BitchUstupid]

Your an Idiot.

[shewdie]

lol...at least he has something to say...

[BrendanIsCool]

everyone loves dead jews!

[dermotm9]

do u read what u write????

[BrendanIsCool]

of course

[yankeefan42]

lol rot in hell brendanis

[SeouljahPride]

im fucking addicted to this show

[chestrsimix]

Пидр ты ебаный сдохни тварь чтоб тебя опустили СУКУ

[ryanp123456]

I very much want to try that autism drug just to see what its like, not that I think it will be fun...though it might be.

[SONofEIRE1987]

andy bloodvain, leading holocaust historians have admitted it would of taken more than 50 years for that many people to have been killed.

there is footage of bodies been thrown into mass graves if you look at their appearance they are under fed, with teeth falling out who died from starvation and typhus which lice carry and which is why they had delousing rooms for the workers clothes.

don't forget auchwitz and all the others were slave labour camps

[AndyBloodvain]

dude....people saw with their own eyes the massacre and dead bodeis, they saw what happened. they saw human ashes in the ovens. The ashes fell into german towns. it happened.

[AndyBloodvain]

O_o, oh bte, i got it wrong. 6 million jews died, and 5 million other. 11 million people dead, you cant just go, oh that never happened.

[AndyBloodvain]

of course the holocaust is real! 6 million people died! who couldnt believe it.

i loved the end, why would u record yourself killing someone?its just evidence.

[BBX118]

No, 11 million people died. But people tend to forget all the preists, clergymen, disabled and "non-aryan" people who were murdered.

[AndyBloodvain]

yeah i know, i fucked up my numbers, 6 million jews 5 million other.

[BBX118]

it cool, everyone makes mistakes that's why they put erasers on pencils.

[Biscuitchris7again]

No, they put erasers on pencils to protect peoples eardrums when they stuck the opposite end in their ear to scratch it, so they gave it some padding, the whole 'erasing' thing was just a fluke....true story.

[kimmaty]

wow

[pomber1]

im all rededy atistic fuck the pill

[lukehill2007]

i just down loaded porn hi five

[LTmattYT]

FIRRRRRRRRRRST

[MetalKoles]

2555th rating :D!

[cleos68]

"if you are going to do something do it right" lol

[ajb466]

bitches most defenently be crazy!!!

lol

[Jackcouldcanyou]

lol

[kimbononowowo]

"in news that proves bitches most definatly be crazy"

haha love it

[PoeticRocker]

holocaust float = best idea ever!

[toyamwarr]

I agree, Phil. If you are going to do something, for God's sake, do it right.

[Warlockfoxfire]

I have asperders sysdrom so I am againest abolising autism DX

[TobiSkye]

I have two autistic nephews and they're the coolest kids ever =]

[stuckintherain]

lol "If you're going to do something, do it right"

[lonewolf435]

HAHA if your gonna do something do it right! That girl must be so retarded.... makes me sad

[JasonRadley]

It was for a school project.

[kyoshiTakinaru]

A school Project?!?!?! HOly fuck... I wanna go to that school

[NeverAloneForever]

What was a school project?

[JasonRadley]

Dunno. I've forgotten what I was talking about it. In which case,it couldn't have been very important....

[NeverAloneForever]

Probably the holocaust thing.

[JasonRadley]

True, the holocaust wasn't very important.

[NeverAloneForever]

I meant the art project that had corpse replicants. Are you being sarcastic?

[rutteger13]

And yes, bitches indeed be crazy LOLOLOL

[pnmcrw]

take a breather whewn you talk

[nebulous87]

i think thats the idea!!!

[lowfatfishsticks]

he does take a breather.. he just cuts out the stuff in between. its called editing.

[scargill8]

i didnt even hear about that British girl and Im from Britain =/

[natstercl]

neather did i

[doktorkloride]

I'm Autistic, Asperger Syndrome to be exact and to tell you the truth... I wouldn't want it any other way. It helps when I focus on the things and people I love and I am constantly inspired. Sure there are a few slight shortcomings but I am willing to work around them. I'm surviving, just like everyone else.

[squirtness101]

God people are stupid

my brother has

autism and trust its

not somethng you want

[SerbWarrior4]

...Dude,she tried to kill her parents, fuck the video footage,SHE TRIED TO KILL HER PARENTS,i mean you put way more emphasis on the fact that she tried to record it and failed,than on her attempt to take her parents life....

I dont know maybe its just me,but your parents are the ones who raised you,who love you,HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF KILLING THEM?

[cloudwind1]

well..there is always the case of abusive parents..

[NINJASOSO]

Agreeing with the guy above

i can tell you love your parents from your comment

but just cuz yer parents were awesome or whatever doesnt mean everyones elses was

[FuryOfFirestorm]

After I killed my parents, I preserved their bodies in glass displays full of formaldehyde, which is soooo much better than videotape. Like Phil said, if you do something, do it right!

[theconster17]

lmfao! xD

[keyboardviolation]

Wait... what's evidence? I'm seriously sick of these people videotaping their crimes.

[tonibj99]

shut up man!!!!!!

[randomae]

wow people are morons.

[DucLeJaques]

I am from San Antonio and moved to Michigan a year ago and im going on vacation to SA tomarrow. Everyone in Texas owns a gun its religion even if the city people arnt hicks we got guns so dont mess with us XD lol. WOO GO TEXAS! best state ever!

[NerveWreck666]

You know what they say...

"Don't mess with Texas, it's not nice to pick on retards"

[DucLeJaques]

its just "dont mess with Texas" stop trying to mess with the quote

[NerveWreck666]

I know lol.

I'm adding the retards part cuz you know it's true

[DucLeJaques]

thats not true

We have UT. one of the top universities in the country.

[NerveWreck666]

You're getting really defensive on this lol.

You're right about UT.

There are also a few civilized places in TX, Dallas for example.

But mostly they're just really bloodthirsty death-mongers.

[DucLeJaques]

lol! cough cough and San Antonio. cough.

[D0llaD0llaBillYall]

Shut up DucleJaques..your making all of us (from Texas) sound like a bunch of hillbilly retards. Well..I guess Texas is full of 'em. *sigh*. Except Houston, Austin, and Dallas.

[DucLeJaques]

i just have Texas pride im not making us sound like hillbillys. they are only in the country not in the cities. you just made it sound like all of texas except austin dallas and houston what about el paso, fort worth, and all the other major cities? i was just freakin excited going back to texas cause i love it so much and im having no fun in michigan. so jeez sorry for being freakin excited.

[czbeloverr]

i am obsessed with jessica alba! ima cick..lol ok iam bisexual but omg!! jessica alba is the best!

[woolo]

come back!!!!!!

[Aln24]

nerd

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[ThreeDaysGraceFan125]

the float thing is stupid

wow...

bitches be crazy {i love it when u say that}

[foxsshippofan]

I just got the pun Philled in lmao

[14mm2]

*sigh*

*pats head*

*gives crayons*

[PhairChild]

sarcasm for the motha effin win!

[igotgas64]

haha nice

[TheProven]

omg lol ur slow XD

[spacejesus2]

Dude your show makes my day its fing awsome

[SELG88]

phi lwas in drugs when he recorded this...

[Sandiooo]

I didn't know drugs had an entrance...hmmm?

[kreater111111]

this isnt porn you must be on the wrong site

[hairyclips]

yeh i know but i just a small dose of alba action

[Gernsback]

dont like phil? dont watch. dont like his show? dont watch. no need to spread ur hate

[NeverAloneForever]

No need to spread his illiteracy either.

[Shergill7084]

God DAmn is this dude such a tool!

He's been doing this since no one would talk to him in High School

(At least you had your own table in the cafeteria phil!)

[zxzxqwqwqwqwqyaoo]

I fucked your bitch good and hard. You dirty paedo.

[Deanbass77]

umm... do you mind at least offering a pathetic reason for bashing Phil? What are you, the guinea pig guy for that autism drug?

[Gernsback]

dont like phil? dont watch. dont like his show? dont watch. no need to spread ur hate

[drummerforpeace]

that girl is a fucking retard.

[cinnaswirl84]

OHH "Phil" me again baby!!!

[matthewskin]

not to sound creepy u have really nice eyes. i love your videos they are really informin

[Iloveswedes]

Still awesome.

[lovesugarland]

cash warren is so fucking hot and he speaks fluent french! ugh so hot! jessica alba is SO LUCKY!!! :]

[lovesugarland]

haha you this dude has the best voice ever! seriously sounds like a real reporter.

jessica alba's pregnant...and her fiance has to be the HOTTEST FUCKING GUY!

[fantasticfour04]

DON'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT JESSICA ALBA

did your hear me !!!!!! @#$%?

[PlatniumSABER]

It sounded more like Phil was complementing her, he said she was the sexiest chick in holywood. listen more carefully

[TwistDemon]

fantasticfour, go die freak.

[GFWMOMOF2]

great job, love your videos. You are very well spoken.

[majorliquid]

lol ^^ this vid made me laugh... this kid is pretty coo

[gulesto]

sooo cute..

[peeenisss]

good: you have lots of charisma and a very good broadcast voice. very likeable.

bad: your commentary is stupid. think about more clever things to say.

you're doing great though. in spite of your lisp you could be on TV. get your tongue circumcised and it may just happen for you.

oh and when can i get my butthole philled in? you sexy stud.

[trinity778]

Jeez. What is up with the harsh comments on this video? I doubt anyone is going to "see you on the street bich".

[aonix92]

ahahahah this guy is such a shit kunt

[prdavy]

hey watched about 6 of your videos all at once and now I am a black jew with a gun working out of Palestine and bopping Jennifer Abba so whats with that oh ya this is Canada

[waboarder3]

I think that these videos are extremely entertaining, and i'm actually learning about stuff at the same time. Keep up the good work!

[Raunzel08]

Good job Phil. Keep it up.

As you said, the haters just keep on coming back. It's really a shame.

If you don't like his vids, then just watch something else, yeah?

[pinchandtwist]

haters just keep on coming back<<no actually this is the first time seeing this clown and I hate him..comes off as one of those privelaged kids that really has no real perspective of life..I hope he develops anal warts

[doodleydaisy]

the last 3 comments suk! there soo jealous of you sexy phil! u are so kewl and smart bcuz yur videos have insight and intelligence unlike so many other vids. yurs are actually witty humor instead of sum1 just slaping sum 1 else and dancing half naked. u rock!

[johnrob27]

And that first 7 second of music is the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard.. Your autistic nephew is not cool.. He's a fukin retard.. He got it from you .. you big mouth fagg wearin make up go fuk yourself.. I'll see you on the street bich

[johnrob27]

You are a faggot just like all the other faggot ass bitches that thinks they're really cool cuz they can make video where they constantly cut it .. What is supposed to be som sort of special effect gimme a break I'm sick of seeing it. Fukin Faggot

[JellyJerks]

hey good plan johnrob: "I'll prove he's a fag by watching all his videos, THEN I'll make a retarded comment, that ought a work."

Genius

[37361811]

Go and get a job, you need to get out of your mother and fathers house. Dont foget your blow up doll, you queer.