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  • Your shoes aren't badass...you are Mari

  • OMG I Love Blue Foundation and their dubstep remix

  • They sparkle because Stephanie Meyer NEVER saw any vamp movies like Lost Boys.

  • They sparkle because the creator never read or saw dracula

  • They sparkle cause Somone came on them

  • they sparkle because they are like a diamond or rock of some sort so when they r in the light the sun shines/reflects off them

  • They sparkel because they are invented by girls who have a sparkly obsetion

  • Glitzy unicorn monkey

  • Can u do a whole episode in japanese? And r u from japan or are your parents??

  • what do u get if u cross Dracula hooking up with tinkerbell.............Edward Cullen/any vamp from twilight, but now enlarge he's fit:P s

  • i like ur guys's comments, but if u REALLY wanna know why they sparkle (from the book) its because they want to lure humans in by being extremley beautiful. apparantly humans like sparkly things.....who knew?

  • God damn it Smosh Pit Weekly I need to sleep.

  • Im a twihard and they aparkle cuz they r made of marble:)

  • @BieberBaby321 Marble doesn't sparkle...

    Then again, you have to factor in the Bieber too...

  • Lol product placement

  • um my friend said they are like marble rock or some crazy crap.

  • Twilight vamps sparkle because they have evolved .

  • they sparkle because they can! DUHHH!!!!

  • Okay guys lemme tell ya, when they shower they use lipgloss as shampoo, and afterwards lipgloss as body lotion and they just let it stick, MYSTERY SOLVED! \o/ Now burn them all.

  • LOL best cake ever!!

  • Thumbs down attention whore.

  • awesome shoes Mari :)

  • I think that twilight vampires sparkle due to sweating........ eeww 0_0 wonder why they sweat though??????

  • hahaha i loled at the death note twilight thing

  • They sparkle because they are the lovechild of tinkerbell and blade.

  • They sparkle because they can't handle the sunlight, so they just sparkle it away from themselves, I guess

  • I think they sparkle because they are so pale. I'm super pale, and so is my niece. And when the sunlight hits our skin it kinda looks like it's sparkly, but not really?

  • Edward sparkles because his real mom is tinker bell

  • Weirdo why do you know that

  • The twilight vampires sparkle because their cells are crystalized and refract light.

  • 0:39 David Archuleta?

  • Ohhhhh gawshhhhhh the rumors are true! She does have small bewbs.......Damn it! Damn it all ta HELL! Straight to da Inferno

  • end pose is the most awks :)

  • Vampires Glow Because they Play Alot of WOW (World of warcraft)

  • they sparkle bcuz theyre skin is embedded with crystalized unicorn tears.... duh

  • They sparkle because their skin is like ice and ice sparkles in the sunlight! DERP HERP

  • The sparkle because... idk lol o.o

  • They sparkle because their body is like a rock. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DUHHH.

    No really.... thats why they sparkle... v.v"

  • bcause they are evil

  • They sparkle because they're undercover fairies living life as vampires :)

  • @xmissmusicstarx

    ow ok, that makes sense

    thx

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  • @xmissmusicstarx true lol

  • Cause they gay

  • Lol ryuk and light :D

  • Geesus that was a cute kitteh

  • I have that kira and Edward picture as my twitter pic!

    Ok twilight vampires sparkle because they're so cold and icy that when the sunlight hits them they kinda melt but not because they're cold so it just crystallises *true story ;)

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  • @prettygurlrockz8 then why are you watching it then

  • vampire sparkle because they are so god damn pale that they reflect all light

  • Ryuk and light!!!!!!!

  • VAMPIRES SPARKLE BECAUSE THEY USE MAKE-UP FOR MEN!!!!!(THE SPARKLE SMACK)!!!!!!!!!!

  • they sparkle cause they were man gilter witch is not gay or girl gilter if there girls

  • twilight vampires sparkle 'cause they're stupid vampire wanna be's, but they still wanna go out in the sun..so that's why they sparkle.

    PS: thumbs up if u agree twilight SUCKS!! and vampire diaries is AWESOME!!

  • Where did you get that shirt?! T-T

  • Edward is not a vampire he's a giant male Forrest nymph

  • Twilight vampires sparkle cuz there gay!! (no a-fence to gay people!!) Edward Cullen is a disgrace to vampires around the world like me. (ima vampire. Ima drink yo blood) o,..,o

  • Twilight vampires sparkle cuz there gay...=.= (no a-fence to gay people!)

  • Pause at 2:50 :)

  • @amcrem05 Trololololol

  • i bought the shoes,im a guy...i did it cause mari has them!!!!

  • twilight vampiers suck dracula is the real deal

  • Vampires sparkle because they still have their gay glitter on from yesterday

  • vampires bathe in their cocaine. O.O

  • I KNOW WHY VAMPIRES SPARKLE!: Stephanie Meyer wanted to have a change to the vampire world and didn't want to have a stereotypical vampire book

    -HEHE?! mention me in video plz? <3

  • I heard you were turning 6 haha LMFAO

  • She's my favorite youtube girl

  • @19055zzxxcc. Thats not even very flexible..,i can put my foot behind my head...you must be jealous;)

  • my birthday is the day this was uploaded!!

  • Dear Twilight fans,

    Vampires have no blood. Therefore they can't get an erection. Hope you have fun thinking about that.

    Sincerely, Logic

  • Y does Bella ALWAYS LOOK SO CONSTIPATED?!

  • Twilight should flat out die

  • I hate Twilight...Twilight sucks! Harry Potter PWNS Twilight!!!! xD

  • smosh pit weekly だよ!(笑)

  • I  twighlight

  • heard the death note song. sqeeeeeeee

    

  • mari is rly flexible......

  • Death Note! :D I loved that series!

  • This video was posted on my birthday!

  • Epic Death Note reference :D I had already seen it though -.-

  • damn mari is so hot

  • I feel sort of ashamed for laughing at this... but not really.

  • I like it how you just casually stuck your foot up and just held it there

  • Vampires sparkle because they were in the spotlight these past few years.

  • This was posted on my birthday. lol

  • twipoop vamps are sparkly because their secretly gay

  • Fuck that twinkly shit

  • Dear Twilight,

    We'd like our apple back

    Sincerely, Death Note

  • the vampires sparkle because they are stupid

  • Is it bad for me to say that when the picture of smosh in the end with the birthday cake, the frst thing i noticed is pedobear?

  • DEATH NOTE TROLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  • LMFAO, Death Note reference :)

  • thums you like pie, candy , pikachu, anime , sushi, farting, cute stuff, cake, coffee and fuckin hate twilight . do you mari

  • I feel like watching deathnote now

  • i think they sparkle because they have lots of skin problems......

  • they sparkle cause there fairies........really only fairies sparkle lol

  • Dracula and tinker bell had a 1 night stand edward cullen was born

  • Glitzy unicorn monkey

  • I thought she'd say..

    "You know what else sparkles? The comment question of the day."

    Anyone else..? No..

    No other RWJ fans..? Ok..

  • maybe the vampires are sparkly because they come from a long line of weird sparkly vampires. it could so happen.

  • ok dimonds are a girls best freind and dogs are mans best freind.....jacobs gay

  • @Aburamegirl32 oh my god, you're right. if you'll excuse me, i will now go stab myself in the balls.

  • @Blackmagegalayis mwahahahahahah :P

  • Idk

  • They have no life so they wear makeup

  • Awkward moment 2:01-2:16

    but at 2:16 he looks so cute

  • He sparkles cuz he's a monster!! IDK!!! Oh he's on a cupcake and he's the sprinkles

  • Mari I Want To Make You Very Happy LOL Thumbs Up If That Was Funny!

  • You know I loved twilight but the whole sparkle thing is the only part that just.. creeps me out and makes me think they are gay

  • they sparkle because there gay

  • Edward Cullen's ashes sparkle, thus he does.

    I really don't know. I will ask my Twilight expert (my BFF) tomorrow.

  • they eat glitter

  • you look like brenda song

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  • edwards mother was a fairy

  • Haha nice! Look up "Good Bad Advice"

  • I think they sparkle because SMeyer wanted to make them even more "handsome", alas, there is actually a type of vampire in mythology that does sparkle, I think they are the Egyptian vampires. But they still get to NOT be a one hundred vampire virgins.

  • cause there too scared too show there boners in public so they distract ppl with sparkels

  • Nice shirt and shoes. If you actually read this, the twilight vampires sparkle because meyer had a dream which she started writing about and became twilight. In said dream edward sparkled, so she made her vampires sparkle. I think the way how she explains this is what rickyirishman said.

  • ive read the books and their skin is hard as diamonds and shines like diamonds in the sun

  • Your shoes suck balls

  • The sparkles are just pure homosexuality radiating from their skin.

  • im kind ashamed but twilight vampires sparkle because when they are turned there skin turn into basicly diamonds which in turn causes said sparkle

  • Twilight sucks!!! I hope all the characters die.

  • i looove twilight!!!!!!!!

  • if I ever get those shoes I would call them Edward Cullen cus they sparkle, and I would be happy for wearing them cus I'd be stepping on Edward Cullen ;D

    lol not rly I'm no twilight hater, nor lover, just thought it sounded funny

    I have no life...

  • Idk why but I can't look at anime without almost throwing up. Something about anime just creeps me out. Even if it isn't supposed to be scary. Someone please explain?

  • @acrookedking... No one ever said u should read everyones -_-

  • They sparkle cuase they roll around in glitter in the morning

  • Glitzy unicorn monkeys

  • vampires are sparkle fags

  • vampires sparkle cus thay suck

    vampire rock 0%

    vampire suck is ther a symbole for infinaty

  • Dracula And Tinker Bell Had A Baby, That's Why They Sparkle :3

  • pause at 0:19

  • Steph Meyer is a twinkling fairy that had a dream (the scene where they are in the field of flowers) about a girl and a vampire, and when the sun came out, he sparkled like diamonds

  • Death Note! :D If you want to something funny Death Note related, check out ThatwasYiZ's DN abridged. Not too many people know bout it but i think a lot more people should.

  • twight f'ing sucks!!

    

  • Everyone loves taking =3's style. I'm actually sort of tired of vids like this... I just wanted to see a slide show tbh. x,x

  • They spArkel cause tinker bell and dracula had babies :)

  • Hmm that is a weird looking kitchen ;o

  • Spiderman, Batman, and Star Wars books. Oh a Spiderman shirt too!!!

  • Vampires are ponies in disguise. Edward is Twilight Sparkle.

  • Twlilight gave vampires a bad name. Vampires use to be bad ass until twilight. Now when I say vampires are cool I get made fun of because of twilight...

  • Edward is a fairy, he lives at the forest, he doesn´t eat humans, and he sparkels!!

  • Vampires sparkle 'cause TWILIGHT is CHEAP! .Aren't they supposed to catch fire?

  • oh and its my birthday love you

  • i.. i love you mare

  • @The Girls:

    I'm sorry I can't glitter like a gay disco ball in the sun

    I'm sorry I won't die when I go out during the day

    I'm sorry I can't stop a Ford F150 with my bare hand

    I'm sorry I can't climb a tree like an ape with you on my back.

    Y'all happy now?

  • It's silly that they sparkle but since vampires are fake then why not? Lol but it is even more silly when people fight to the death about it :/

  • smosh and i share a birthday!!! :D

  • Death Note <3 krrrhmm. Woah, this was a crappy comment.

  • @FoochaTheObscure i freakin love it too!!!!!!!!! i hate that kira failed !!!!! in the end

  • their gay. that is why they sparkle.

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  • wait, do i spot the umbrella academy logo on her wall?

  • I HAVE THOSE SHOSE :D!!!!^.-

  • twilight sucks (mhpff ... get it) but the song is good

  • they sparkle because sunlight is reflecting off of them, duh

  • Twilight vampires sparkling is not funny or beautiful its because its a rare skin condition that is fatal.....We can dream :)

  • LMFAOPMP @ 1:42

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  • they sparkle because they are girls

  • DEATH NOTE REFRENCE!!! Epicness.

  • They sparkle cus they sparkle

  • Vampires sparkle in Twilight because Dracula and Tinkerbell had a child and the rest is history :)

  • vampires sparkle in Twilight because they're on crystal meth and someone sneezes and it goes everywhere. I'm smart.

  • Vampires don't sparkle they sleep during the day. Duh:)

  • They sparkle because they were rolled in broken mirror shards before they become true vampires!!!!!

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