i like ur guys's comments, but if u REALLY wanna know why they sparkle (from the book) its because they want to lure humans in by being extremley beautiful. apparantly humans like sparkly things.....who knew?
Okay guys lemme tell ya, when they shower they use lipgloss as shampoo, and afterwards lipgloss as body lotion and they just let it stick, MYSTERY SOLVED! \o/ Now burn them all.
I think they sparkle because they are so pale. I'm super pale, and so is my niece. And when the sunlight hits our skin it kinda looks like it's sparkly, but not really?
I have that kira and Edward picture as my twitter pic!
Ok twilight vampires sparkle because they're so cold and icy that when the sunlight hits them they kinda melt but not because they're cold so it just crystallises *true story ;)
Twilight vampires sparkle cuz there gay!! (no a-fence to gay people!!) Edward Cullen is a disgrace to vampires around the world like me. (ima vampire. Ima drink yo blood) o,..,o
I think they sparkle because SMeyer wanted to make them even more "handsome", alas, there is actually a type of vampire in mythology that does sparkle, I think they are the Egyptian vampires. But they still get to NOT be a one hundred vampire virgins.
Nice shirt and shoes. If you actually read this, the twilight vampires sparkle because meyer had a dream which she started writing about and became twilight. In said dream edward sparkled, so she made her vampires sparkle. I think the way how she explains this is what rickyirishman said.
if I ever get those shoes I would call them Edward Cullen cus they sparkle, and I would be happy for wearing them cus I'd be stepping on Edward Cullen ;D
lol not rly I'm no twilight hater, nor lover, just thought it sounded funny
Idk why but I can't look at anime without almost throwing up. Something about anime just creeps me out. Even if it isn't supposed to be scary. Someone please explain?
Steph Meyer is a twinkling fairy that had a dream (the scene where they are in the field of flowers) about a girl and a vampire, and when the sun came out, he sparkled like diamonds
Death Note! :D If you want to something funny Death Note related, check out ThatwasYiZ's DN abridged. Not too many people know bout it but i think a lot more people should.
Twlilight gave vampires a bad name. Vampires use to be bad ass until twilight. Now when I say vampires are cool I get made fun of because of twilight...
Your shoes aren't badass...you are Mari
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TrueJustice13 6 days ago
They sparkle because Stephanie Meyer NEVER saw any vamp movies like Lost Boys.
bellasosweet111 6 days ago
They sparkle because the creator never read or saw dracula
etehwierdokid 1 week ago
They sparkle cause Somone came on them
cubear12345 1 week ago
they sparkle because they are like a diamond or rock of some sort so when they r in the light the sun shines/reflects off them
madmad1021 1 week ago
They sparkel because they are invented by girls who have a sparkly obsetion
LongHairedGirl100 1 week ago
Glitzy unicorn monkey
sjoren12345 1 week ago
Can u do a whole episode in japanese? And r u from japan or are your parents??
XDeutscherWolfX 2 weeks ago
what do u get if u cross Dracula hooking up with tinkerbell.............Edward Cullen/any vamp from twilight, but now enlarge he's fit:P s
gotboredomcom2 2 weeks ago
i like ur guys's comments, but if u REALLY wanna know why they sparkle (from the book) its because they want to lure humans in by being extremley beautiful. apparantly humans like sparkly things.....who knew?
Crapability 2 weeks ago
God damn it Smosh Pit Weekly I need to sleep.
SketchTM 2 weeks ago
Im a twihard and they aparkle cuz they r made of marble:)
BieberBaby321 3 weeks ago
@BieberBaby321 Marble doesn't sparkle...
Then again, you have to factor in the Bieber too...
dragoncreeper98 2 weeks ago
Lol product placement
NotBungie 3 weeks ago
um my friend said they are like marble rock or some crazy crap.
Zero8426 3 weeks ago
Twilight vamps sparkle because they have evolved .
Thatdrivergirl 3 weeks ago
they sparkle because they can! DUHHH!!!!
blindmobik 3 weeks ago
Okay guys lemme tell ya, when they shower they use lipgloss as shampoo, and afterwards lipgloss as body lotion and they just let it stick, MYSTERY SOLVED! \o/ Now burn them all.
chrantheman 3 weeks ago
LOL best cake ever!!
trinityorion65 3 weeks ago
Thumbs down attention whore.
ilieff1 3 weeks ago
awesome shoes Mari :)
1FinalFantasyFreek1 3 weeks ago
I think that twilight vampires sparkle due to sweating........ eeww 0_0 wonder why they sweat though??????
MrJUMPJETz 3 weeks ago
hahaha i loled at the death note twilight thing
116Girlpower 4 weeks ago
They sparkle because they are the lovechild of tinkerbell and blade.
rubymermaid1 4 weeks ago
They sparkle because they can't handle the sunlight, so they just sparkle it away from themselves, I guess
MarleyAdalynHoward 4 weeks ago
I think they sparkle because they are so pale. I'm super pale, and so is my niece. And when the sunlight hits our skin it kinda looks like it's sparkly, but not really?
eyelux13 1 month ago
Edward sparkles because his real mom is tinker bell
Drbaconnmann 1 month ago
Weirdo why do you know that
2Redraft 1 month ago
The twilight vampires sparkle because their cells are crystalized and refract light.
Epicgamergal87 1 month ago
0:39 David Archuleta?
SarahCozz 1 month ago
Ohhhhh gawshhhhhh the rumors are true! She does have small bewbs.......Damn it! Damn it all ta HELL! Straight to da Inferno
martinmon3 1 month ago
end pose is the most awks :)
leehlers666 1 month ago
Vampires Glow Because they Play Alot of WOW (World of warcraft)
lilheroslegacy 1 month ago
they sparkle bcuz theyre skin is embedded with crystalized unicorn tears.... duh
RomaLeigh 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
They sparkle because their skin is like ice and ice sparkles in the sunlight! DERP HERP
TheDollLuver123 1 month ago
The sparkle because... idk lol o.o
ExGeeex3 1 month ago
They sparkle because their body is like a rock. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DUHHH.
No really.... thats why they sparkle... v.v"
xKikiKattx 1 month ago
bcause they are evil
eduwy1234 1 month ago
They sparkle because they're undercover fairies living life as vampires :)
xmissmusicstarx 1 month ago 25
@xmissmusicstarx
ow ok, that makes sense
thx
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TheCaliberKing 1 month ago
@xmissmusicstarx true lol
vampire4525 3 weeks ago
Cause they gay
mrminecraft491 1 month ago
Lol ryuk and light :D
NyuuBaby 1 month ago
Geesus that was a cute kitteh
Secretagentblair2016 1 month ago
I have that kira and Edward picture as my twitter pic!
Ok twilight vampires sparkle because they're so cold and icy that when the sunlight hits them they kinda melt but not because they're cold so it just crystallises *true story ;)
HanazawaEternalIce 1 month ago
smosh pit sucks
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liltanner1 1 month ago
@prettygurlrockz8 then why are you watching it then
liltanner1 1 month ago
vampire sparkle because they are so god damn pale that they reflect all light
StrawberryNinja18 1 month ago
Ryuk and light!!!!!!!
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VAMPIRES SPARKLE BECAUSE THEY USE MAKE-UP FOR MEN!!!!!(THE SPARKLE SMACK)!!!!!!!!!!
m0viebee 1 month ago 34
they sparkle cause they were man gilter witch is not gay or girl gilter if there girls
krazybelle123 1 month ago 2
twilight vampires sparkle 'cause they're stupid vampire wanna be's, but they still wanna go out in the sun..so that's why they sparkle.
PS: thumbs up if u agree twilight SUCKS!! and vampire diaries is AWESOME!!
partygurlz2442 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IanH
Where did you get that shirt?! T-T
Cittykat27 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IanH
Edward is not a vampire he's a giant male Forrest nymph
darkpheonix77 1 month ago
Twilight vampires sparkle cuz there gay!! (no a-fence to gay people!!) Edward Cullen is a disgrace to vampires around the world like me. (ima vampire. Ima drink yo blood) o,..,o
MakaxSoul1000 1 month ago
Twilight vampires sparkle cuz there gay...=.= (no a-fence to gay people!)
MakaxSoul1000 1 month ago
Pause at 2:50 :)
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@amcrem05 Trololololol
smegzly 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i bought the shoes,im a guy...i did it cause mari has them!!!!
TheInevitableFate 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IanH
twilight vampiers suck dracula is the real deal
wafflepaluza 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IanH
Vampires sparkle because they still have their gay glitter on from yesterday
gu244 1 month ago
vampires bathe in their cocaine. O.O
SoundedDust 1 month ago
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The reason why Vampires hate the Sunlight is because they sparkle. They are ashamed >D IT'S IN THEIR GENES TO SPARKLE. FROM THE MAGICAL SUN GODS.
OmegaSaiyanPrince 1 month ago
I KNOW WHY VAMPIRES SPARKLE!: Stephanie Meyer wanted to have a change to the vampire world and didn't want to have a stereotypical vampire book
-HEHE?! mention me in video plz? <3
MsLambertLover01 1 month ago
I heard you were turning 6 haha LMFAO
shalardi 1 month ago
She's my favorite youtube girl
Danielm614dm 1 month ago
@19055zzxxcc. Thats not even very flexible..,i can put my foot behind my head...you must be jealous;)
Sassykatie17 1 month ago
my birthday is the day this was uploaded!!
DJGroundZer0 1 month ago
Dear Twilight fans,
Vampires have no blood. Therefore they can't get an erection. Hope you have fun thinking about that.
Sincerely, Logic
puppies2kill 2 months ago
Y does Bella ALWAYS LOOK SO CONSTIPATED?!
AddictiveFidolizer 2 months ago
Twilight should flat out die
FunnyMan808lol 2 months ago
I hate Twilight...Twilight sucks! Harry Potter PWNS Twilight!!!! xD
pinkie5963CP 2 months ago
smosh pit weekly だよ!(笑)
hozui01 2 months ago
I twighlight
KASone66L 2 months ago
heard the death note song. sqeeeeeeee
Zambobway1996 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
mari is rly flexible......
19055zzxxcc 2 months ago
Death Note! :D I loved that series!
PokeGurl853 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH 2
This video was posted on my birthday!
skattterdude 2 months ago
Epic Death Note reference :D I had already seen it though -.-
Coolderaj 2 months ago 2
damn mari is so hot
Russelltv2 2 months ago
I feel sort of ashamed for laughing at this... but not really.
MusicofAhnikaB 2 months ago
I like it how you just casually stuck your foot up and just held it there
MsEPICGLEEK 2 months ago
Vampires sparkle because they were in the spotlight these past few years.
SMOSHLover109 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
This was posted on my birthday. lol
chibigirl232 2 months ago
twipoop vamps are sparkly because their secretly gay
amycak2001 2 months ago
Fuck that twinkly shit
XTVstudios1 2 months ago
Dear Twilight,
We'd like our apple back
Sincerely, Death Note
ninjaglare91 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
the vampires sparkle because they are stupid
forefamily100 2 months ago
Is it bad for me to say that when the picture of smosh in the end with the birthday cake, the frst thing i noticed is pedobear?
neko00123 2 months ago
DEATH NOTE TROLOLOLOL!!!!!!
Narutolover130 2 months ago
LMFAO, Death Note reference :)
Epiculous 2 months ago
thums you like pie, candy , pikachu, anime , sushi, farting, cute stuff, cake, coffee and fuckin hate twilight . do you mari
madman8778 2 months ago
I feel like watching deathnote now
MrBoomerang10 2 months ago
i think they sparkle because they have lots of skin problems......
oOXFoxGirl98XOo 2 months ago
they sparkle cause there fairies........really only fairies sparkle lol
nikku506 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
Dracula and tinker bell had a 1 night stand edward cullen was born
airbrush441 2 months ago
Glitzy unicorn monkey
mekkyo22 2 months ago
I thought she'd say..
"You know what else sparkles? The comment question of the day."
Anyone else..? No..
No other RWJ fans..? Ok..
BlackEleetric 2 months ago
maybe the vampires are sparkly because they come from a long line of weird sparkly vampires. it could so happen.
Blackmagegalayis 2 months ago
ok dimonds are a girls best freind and dogs are mans best freind.....jacobs gay
Aburamegirl32 2 months ago
@Aburamegirl32 oh my god, you're right. if you'll excuse me, i will now go stab myself in the balls.
Blackmagegalayis 2 months ago
@Blackmagegalayis mwahahahahahah :P
Aburamegirl32 2 months ago
Idk
iSafariGirl 2 months ago
They have no life so they wear makeup
iSafariGirl 2 months ago
Awkward moment 2:01-2:16
but at 2:16 he looks so cute
hottiegirl983 2 months ago
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What is the name of the song at 2:01 ?
ClicheCowboy 2 months ago
He sparkles cuz he's a monster!! IDK!!! Oh he's on a cupcake and he's the sprinkles
danielle251091 2 months ago
Mari I Want To Make You Very Happy LOL Thumbs Up If That Was Funny!
RobloxAdvice7 2 months ago
You know I loved twilight but the whole sparkle thing is the only part that just.. creeps me out and makes me think they are gay
blackwolf899 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
they sparkle because there gay
yomamaminecraft 2 months ago
Edward Cullen's ashes sparkle, thus he does.
I really don't know. I will ask my Twilight expert (my BFF) tomorrow.
monsterhighghoul123 2 months ago
they eat glitter
88yarbrough 2 months ago
you look like brenda song
wolverine338 2 months ago
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Aziz3851 2 months ago
edwards mother was a fairy
SnSxPocky 2 months ago
Haha nice! Look up "Good Bad Advice"
dangmattsmith 2 months ago
I think they sparkle because SMeyer wanted to make them even more "handsome", alas, there is actually a type of vampire in mythology that does sparkle, I think they are the Egyptian vampires. But they still get to NOT be a one hundred vampire virgins.
iRockYouRock67 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
cause there too scared too show there boners in public so they distract ppl with sparkels
al3xpwns 2 months ago
Nice shirt and shoes. If you actually read this, the twilight vampires sparkle because meyer had a dream which she started writing about and became twilight. In said dream edward sparkled, so she made her vampires sparkle. I think the way how she explains this is what rickyirishman said.
readingrightnowgirl 2 months ago
ive read the books and their skin is hard as diamonds and shines like diamonds in the sun
fredrocks222 2 months ago
Your shoes suck balls
zikerot 2 months ago
The sparkles are just pure homosexuality radiating from their skin.
MrLegitWalrus 2 months ago
im kind ashamed but twilight vampires sparkle because when they are turned there skin turn into basicly diamonds which in turn causes said sparkle
rickyirishman 2 months ago
Twilight sucks!!! I hope all the characters die.
mycoco9dog 2 months ago
i looove twilight!!!!!!!!
hamstergirl01 2 months ago
if I ever get those shoes I would call them Edward Cullen cus they sparkle, and I would be happy for wearing them cus I'd be stepping on Edward Cullen ;D
lol not rly I'm no twilight hater, nor lover, just thought it sounded funny
I have no life...
xBrokenLoverx 2 months ago
Idk why but I can't look at anime without almost throwing up. Something about anime just creeps me out. Even if it isn't supposed to be scary. Someone please explain?
sophiethesofa 2 months ago
@acrookedking... No one ever said u should read everyones -_-
T0X1C17VAMP1R3 2 months ago
They sparkle cuase they roll around in glitter in the morning
UltimateLink1 2 months ago
Glitzy unicorn monkeys
lalalaohwelllalala 2 months ago
vampires are sparkle fags
pyrokiss1223 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
vampires sparkle cus thay suck
vampire rock 0%
vampire suck is ther a symbole for infinaty
nicoleisara 2 months ago
Dracula And Tinker Bell Had A Baby, That's Why They Sparkle :3
NaynaxNightmare 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pause at 0:19
shom206 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
Steph Meyer is a twinkling fairy that had a dream (the scene where they are in the field of flowers) about a girl and a vampire, and when the sun came out, he sparkled like diamonds
PlantanoidProduction 2 months ago
Death Note! :D If you want to something funny Death Note related, check out ThatwasYiZ's DN abridged. Not too many people know bout it but i think a lot more people should.
AlDanMusic 2 months ago 27
twight f'ing sucks!!
esplodadog468 2 months ago 20
Everyone loves taking =3's style. I'm actually sort of tired of vids like this... I just wanted to see a slide show tbh. x,x
Vessoland 2 months ago
They spArkel cause tinker bell and dracula had babies :)
lilbroandbigsis 2 months ago
Hmm that is a weird looking kitchen ;o
mrbrumbrum24 2 months ago
Spiderman, Batman, and Star Wars books. Oh a Spiderman shirt too!!!
batman1990ist 2 months ago
Vampires are ponies in disguise. Edward is Twilight Sparkle.
ChidoriX100 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Twlilight gave vampires a bad name. Vampires use to be bad ass until twilight. Now when I say vampires are cool I get made fun of because of twilight...
LPmelaniphy 2 months ago
Edward is a fairy, he lives at the forest, he doesn´t eat humans, and he sparkels!!
NiCoLaS4412 2 months ago
Vampires sparkle 'cause TWILIGHT is CHEAP! .Aren't they supposed to catch fire?
XxangleXxXx 2 months ago
oh and its my birthday love you
masterniksa 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i.. i love you mare
masterniksa 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@The Girls:
I'm sorry I can't glitter like a gay disco ball in the sun
I'm sorry I won't die when I go out during the day
I'm sorry I can't stop a Ford F150 with my bare hand
I'm sorry I can't climb a tree like an ape with you on my back.
Y'all happy now?
bvestationfan 2 months ago
It's silly that they sparkle but since vampires are fake then why not? Lol but it is even more silly when people fight to the death about it :/
MsChapstickChick 2 months ago
smosh and i share a birthday!!! :D
Dapplecloud 2 months ago
Death Note <3 krrrhmm. Woah, this was a crappy comment.
FoochaTheObscure 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@FoochaTheObscure i freakin love it too!!!!!!!!! i hate that kira failed !!!!! in the end
yoursogf 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
their gay. that is why they sparkle.
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SatanEldor 2 months ago
wait, do i spot the umbrella academy logo on her wall?
jorgeryanross 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I HAVE THOSE SHOSE :D!!!!^.-
TheSoso553 2 months ago
twilight sucks (mhpff ... get it) but the song is good
MeBotheringYou 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
they sparkle because sunlight is reflecting off of them, duh
saddleback101 2 months ago
Twilight vampires sparkling is not funny or beautiful its because its a rare skin condition that is fatal.....We can dream :)
dragon6241990 2 months ago
LMFAOPMP @ 1:42
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dragon6241990 2 months ago
they sparkle because they are girls
Beath1000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from IanH
DEATH NOTE REFRENCE!!! Epicness.
HayashiLily 2 months ago
They sparkle cus they sparkle
kokokoki12 2 months ago
Vampires sparkle in Twilight because Dracula and Tinkerbell had a child and the rest is history :)
WebkinzKissesxo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
vampires sparkle in Twilight because they're on crystal meth and someone sneezes and it goes everywhere. I'm smart.
Saphiera12 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Vampires don't sparkle they sleep during the day. Duh:)
hipobutt101 3 months ago
They sparkle because they were rolled in broken mirror shards before they become true vampires!!!!!
UnoIsayAHxD 3 months ago
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