Chinese Science is SO WIN!

[LhamoEx]

TRUE STORY. My brother walked in my room when the "boob enlargement" add showed up on my screen.

[marlakmartin1]

you are a great comedian, I think your from another plant, it's amazing how your mind works.

[Danieled91]

relax, take ie easy...plz!

[MrNaughtyBottom]

Lol, I saw that comercial when I was in china, and I tell you: They need it!

[Krisskross1000]

hey i didnt know that humans can have sex with cows but hey... look at ur mom xD lol jk

[whaathefuck8]

It's fucking chinese!! NOT japanese! Japanese sounds differently and no it's not the fucking same -.-

[MrFrenchZombie]

That was a bear and a bear..

[chastineyiu]

why do white people always get chinese and japanese mixed up??? SRSLY! that's in chinese! not japanese! i m disappointed

[VictimOfBoredom]

@chastineyiu Not "always".

[GuitarGare]

@chastineyiu I like Phil, but yeah, this totally reduced him in my eyes for sure. He also went off on a tangent criticizing all Asiatic languages. Brutal.

[lhelennnnn]

Umm....not Japanese, its Mandarin....I'm disappointed ...

[TheMostObliviousGirl]

It is actually in spoken in Mandarin not Chinese. Chinese is an ethnicity not a language.

[MRGA3Y]

you are so suck because usa have the things like that too!

[ReMakeChan]

why can't you just jiggle them yourself :|

[Bruinsbigestbear]

Chinese not Japanese. 

[FirmButtFare]

Took me 4 minutes to notice this was last year and 1 day ago.

[BrandtCr066]

lol. im in that house!!!

[TheLincolnWorld]

I love u philly <3

[booklover1425]

That's bullshit!! Sometimes the students are just lazy

[MrDizz09]

4:52 #FailFace

[asluv1]

Chinese. lol Japanese is actually quite different.

[WIMAAC]

Chinese.....

[534seeds]

the blackbird thing was said to have been caused bc of the shock of all the fireworks going off on new years, since it happened again this year on the same day

[RalphInRalphWorld]

Yeah, 100% Chinese.

[adamk678]

i watched this video on january 3rd 2012, but its after midnight when i commented so i guess its the 4th now but whatever i watched it basically exactly a year later thumbs up if ur watching this now lol

[alombary]

Dam I'm still watching this in 2012

[BUFFBOYM3]

It's Korean

[easyeasy5]

Just quietly, I think they were Chinese not Japanese...

[bloopgal27]

Then why has my math teacher not be fired?

[Doom3695]

that douchebag thinks that THE CHOPPA IS A VAGINA AND THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[ShadeCoil]

ching chong, ching chang ching ching chong.

[nfejnfreefffffffffff]

yeah i speak chinese that is definetly not japanese

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Your picture is a panda and some messed up looking brown bear. When does the cow come into the mix? Did he call next?

[crystalmainc]

Bro that's Chinese not Japanese I should know I speak Japanese

[tazdude1690]

@crystalmainc actually chinese is not a language, the 2 main languages of china are mandarin and cantonese

[chibigrunt]

Japanese...? Even the title says "Chinese"...

[Yanimeluvfan]

HAHAHAHA I almost spit my food out hahaha

[bmcraven2008]

I did that snowboarding too.

[mukaikof]

gotta love the orientals. most beautiful race!

[euroschmau]

um...they dont speak Chinese in Japan!

[aybabycakes]

im chinese and i laughed so hard at the ping pong part. i love it<3

[andy379123]

Jap people don't talk all that fast =/

[arabgirl123100]

im arabic and now i laugh every time my mom talks because she does say shoo alot she also fuk alot

[KcazafraDoyle]

@arabgirl123100 Bro, you good , you should said your mother fucks a lot :P lmao

[KcazafraDoyle]

Respond to this video...  ????

[The665beast]

dude I speak Chinese and i find this funny...I could understand the commercial it said:"this revolutionary new tech is the best new thing ever to happen to women! by shaking the breast, it reforms the skin making it-"

[PeoplesGeneral]

Why is it when it comes to foreigners many Americans behave so ignorantly? Sadly enough, even in cosmopolitan places like New York City, where roughly 1/8th of the population is made up of immigrants (legal ones mind you, illegals aren't counted as they're "undocumented") you still find complete morons like this idiot running his mouth...

[stargaterocks001]

ALIENS!!!!!!

[danbuck11]

10 mounths on and i still find that joke funny

[TheHatOfDestiny]

OH MY GOD PEOPLE. He fricken knows it's in Chinese, if you watch the next show you realize that he did address that.

God internet, sometimes you just...

[FamousTam]

THIS IS CHINESE

[SunshineZillion]

WHF?

[Cleavemyer]

that wasn't Japanese 

[arcwindz1306]

that's chinese dude...

[annisahabibah1909]

Oh god!tht's not even japanese language mr.sxephil...that's CHINESE!!

[lov3schocolat3z]

its in chinese -.-

[zeroic2]

@lov3schocolat3z i dont think it matters if it is in chinese...just stare at the boobs..

[JeffNeroHardyIsAweso]

Does anyone notice that he said Japanese people but the title is chinese? Meh nobody cares. PING PONG

[Nonizsportz12]

Kay, I know you guyz are probably offended by his Asian jokes but honestly, HOW will leaving comment help? I mean seriously, your just getting him more views.

[MrAezu]

you look like a shit,really.

[MistyCullen]

1:23 look at the back table

1:25 MAGIC BOX APPEARS OUT OF NOWERE!!

[jen2471]

I hate when stupid girls in school are like birds fell out of the sky Japan eartquake is the start of 2012 idiots

[jknellissohard]

Only one speacies??? Mother fucking racist aliens!!!!!!!

[TheSilentHawx]

@spaceyplace And not a single fuck was given that day

[bleachhero13]

i cant wait til 2012 so i can bitch slap everybody who thought the world was gonna end. HA! What dumbshits!

[highpriest49]

"ching chong?" gesss... its Chinese dude.... japanese don't sound like that.

[Scream0fMyHeart]

watch?v=BkR-GPnCZmo > watch this...

[2goodadvice]

I am in that house

[rexdaemonicus]

... This guy is an idiot.

[guitarhamster102]

omg ching chong ching chong is what vietnamese people say, not chinese or japanese. fking retard.

[SuperTer100]

can i still win?

[ohtwonine]

Panda cows :) haha I can't help but forget half the stuff you say so I re-watch your YouTube videos. Pretty smart! I just remember laughing and go back for more laughs! Thanks for making me racist PhillyD....

[ChewingGumAddict]

its funny how people can't tell the difference between the asian languages...

its really not that hard to know the difference hahaa

[MrMcFluffenstien]

I already have the accreed jack in the box

[lamoiman]

That's Chinese lol I can read that:/

[swisscheesemarilyn]

Just in case you didn't figure it out from the 123'457 comments below posted by the Asianation, it s Chinese .

[Zombie1446]

i'm in the burning house :(

[MsClarinet13]

@bdsorenson

Its japanese and korean

[mmmitsrenee]

Chinese. Hahha, Japanese doesn't sound like that. xD

[BeevyStee]

i am view 1234567 jk im lying

[WuHandong]

fuck u stupid donkey

[bdsorensen]

I've noticed that Japanese characters have circles on the characters. That's how I tell the difference.

[QuixoticTendencies]

@bdsorensen That's Korean.

[comgreeblyrex]

its not from japan, its chinese and i know because I`m japanese. But i like the video so thumbs up!!!!!!!!

[olaolapepsiman]

Yep... thats mandarin

[airzero7]

u should be a rapper

[HelloPandaNF]

I'm pretty sure that's Mandarin...Chinese...

[thechoclatewonder]

Science*

[Mindbattler]

Panda cow? Looks like a normal dairy cow.

[NoemiServida]

thats chinese....japenese sounds very different! im japenese and korean

[GamerLad117]

Panda-cows=best. . . steaknight. . . EVER!!!

Also, fuck cancer research while people still have to make deliciousness like this.

[dolinovodno5000]

damn u speak to fast slow down! japanese (chinese actually) speak funny? arab speak funny? how about u! u speak like shit-o-tron

[MagicalBunneh]

PANDA COWS!!!!!!!! :D

[crippledpuppy117]

the jack in the box disappears

[crippledpuppy117]

is that the assassins creed 2 brotherhood collectors edition in the background?

[abXLinden]

hey bro that's chineses rofl

[PenguinRecordings]

Panda cows lol xD

[gigasflare]

Wait why does this dude talk English?? eh hey! and i tot this dude suppose to talk British since they independent from great britain o.O?

this guy is EPIC FAIL, can't differentiate religion and race ?? born to fail much? lol

[KittyTheNinja]

@gigasflare cannot tell if trolling, or just stupid >>

[DjMarMex]

oops!...R U Racist?

[Anabella060960]

I have a doubt, are you GAY????? I am going to vomit fucking racist

[Anabella060960]

this guy is an idiot, the ads are chinese haha no japanese...hahaha what an ignorant, you do noy know what is outdoor your coubtry, japan, china, europe are first world you rea in USA hahaha one languaje and not culture, you are a fucking sick racist, japanese and chinese are better than your small culture. In Italia the people speak at least 4 languajes, can you figure what I try to say???

[John06601]

The Japanese are better than you, they are first world, you're plastic, like you have half the culture they have. These ads are Chinese Idiot. Uneducated, ignorant. The Japanese or we the Jews, Europeans speak at least 3 languages​, see the comparison?

[ohnoyoudidntx]

@skinnyandproud2009

korean is not chinese. Its a different language.

[MicMakMarowak]

at 5:47 your mouth isnt saying "2010" but the words are...

[MicMakMarowak]

this was the first philly d video i had ever seen and i just rewatched it. easily one of my favorites.

[kaitlynsexxy839]

lol somebody flick y clit jesus!

[sheerforpleasure]

its JAPANESE CANT YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE :0

[fdhyde6]

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[XXawsomedude]

Did anyone else see the background change? Or am I just crazy?

[AkaCeeNote]

@XXawsomedude ya it did. lol stuff moved on the table

[pryo360]

OR ALIENS!!!!!!!! rofl

[lionfang12]

you say japanese, they say chinese....i say boobs.

[waribou]

lol im asian and i still think ur funny :D. my science teacher said chinese sounds more like falling pots and pans hitting the floor

[sarsapar]

Chinese sounds a lot better than nasally annoying douchebagese, which is apparently what you speak. Douche.

[adam16webb]

@sarsapar He was obiously just leading up to his joke about getting a job on fox, tear up precious

[sarsapar]

@adam16webb

>He was obiously

>was obiously

>obiously

[MTokes350]

How many red bowls do u drink before each show???!!!

[dlobrown8888]

Dude its clearly Chinese stop confusing these two cultures, get some Chinese lessons and start talking smart if you think you are smart, you douche.

[TheBajingLoncat]

@sxephil dude, i like your stupid. you just like a typically American stereotype :D

[seminoleboy96]

JAPANESE CHINESE DIRTINESE LOOK AT THESE

[slmin1014]

This ad is Taiwanese made for china mainland,there r tons of there kind of ad showing around 1pm to 4pm on tv.so u can guess whose their target customers

[EggheadJr1]

i liked the braids, they made her look more.....ethnic and less.....american. The georgia thing is cool because a lot of bad teachers will lose their jobs. and quite honnestly good teachers are underpaid, but anyone who's good at their job is underpaid... usually.

[Cutieexorcist]

oh your words and title contradict like a Scottish Korean~



[Lieufant1]

Japan is just another province of china isn't it guys? Love it when people actually bug out about the languages, expectin people who probably never visited the country to know the sounds and language native to that country is the real ignorance here. I'm thai, we have the same jokes about every other asian sounding the same here too but get butt hurt if we get included. People just get mad cause they don't feel special anymore when you tell them they're speaking their mandarin japanese wrong.

[sarabat]

@Lieufant1 dude. japan isn't a province of china. you shld brush up on your geography/history.

and if phil wanted to talk about that boobs technology, he shld probably research on it to get it right first. and don't assume that people get mad cos they don't feel special anymore.. wut? don't really get it but whatever. right. still loving phil's videos nonetheless. \m/,

[TheBajingLoncat]

@Lieufant1

LoL you fail hard and idiot seriously.

by the way.. Thai is Vietnam's capital city right? xD

[SmokeAndStrongDrink]

Those werent japs talking in that commercial. your mixing up your yellow people Phil.

[pakheng]

They are speaking mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. The two languages actually sound quite different contrary to what Americans like you think. I expected better from you Phillip, I am quite surprised by your ignorance.

[MrAmalsam]

Thanks for the visual, Phil. A panda and a cow wearing flipflops and playing pingpong.

[denyfate]

You saying japanese sounds like chinese is like me saying your english sounds like arabic.

Racist joke is racist especially when you fail at it.

[MrAmalsam]

@denyfate For those of us who can only understand one of those languages (english), it all sounds like Greek to me. Or pingpong.

[JoshSaysStuff]

Japanese? Are you serious? That's obviously Chinese.

[marioskywalker64]

@JoshSaysStuff Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Deeds, look at these.

[amitabho123]

为什么你认为中国的声音喜欢那些该死的日本人吗？...像福建日­本的声音。

[Imatrollyay]

I'm glad you have the bravery to make a show like this, and put up with all the crazy people flaming you.

[missdinamit]

goddamn it this is chinese not japanese

[SuperGreenlizard]

All the trolls who are hating on him, shut up. If you don't like him, go away. I think he's hilarious, so fuck off and watch your black ops montages.

[gajahhhhhhhhhhh]

get a life dude

[Eastsidetiki]

You try to hard to be funny

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

Underpaid and overworked?

LOL.

Average American makes 46k a year, but starting teachers can get 66k upwards with three months vacation and weekends off for talking ten minutes, giving a page number and demanding student bring their own pencil and paper.

Also, a lot of teachers work as Real Estate agents on their lunch, after work, and during the summer, during which they often snag yet ANOTHER job.

Underpaid and overworked. Yeah, okay.

[Zibo2k6]

@uJustGotSushiRolld btw when these teachers are on "vacation" what do you believe they do?

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@Zibo2k6 I already said; sorry your teachers never taught you reading comprehension.

[NtKFiR3ArM]

@uJustGotSushiRolld teachers getting 66k? holy fuck guy where did u go to school?

[studmuffffffin]

@uJustGotSushiRolld Don't forget tenure, health insurance, and pensions.

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@studmuffffffin Thank you.

[kinkybobo]

@studmuffffffin and to the idiot who said something about tenure, health insurance, etc etc... you fail at life too... tenure has absolutely nothing to do with how much a teacher is paid, tenure is, simply put, "job security" it has nothing to do with money whatsoever. In high school, a tenured teacher makes the exact same as an untenured teacher, futhermore who cares if they have health insurance? if their work provides it, it means they take money out for it... so they make less dumbass

[studmuffffffin]

@kinkybobo Tenure is a very good perk. I'd rather have job security than an extra 5000 dollars. And why are you looking back 2 months in the comments?

[kinkybobo]

@studmuffffffin because im arguing with sushirolled over the fact that high school teachers are underpaid and overworked, he seems to think they're all millionaires, and you attempted to support his argument by mentioning, health insurance, pensions, and tenure, thus, I refuted your argument by pointing out none of those things have anything to do with how much a teacher is paid, take a debate class, its what you do in an argument...

[studmuffffffin]

@kinkybobo Pensions are money later. Health insurance is money that just goes automatically somewhere else. Tenure is guaranteed money.

[kinkybobo]

@studmuffffffin ...none of which affect how much a teacher actually makes while they are working... the point stands: High school teachers dont make jack, college teachers do, but the public school system is hopelessly flawed

[studmuffffffin]

@kinkybobo That's all income. Just not immediate income. They make plenty of money. The average is well above the national average and they only work 3/4 of the year.

[kinkybobo]

@studmuffffffin furthermore, wtf does a pension plan have to do with how much money a teacher makes??? you're a moron!! a pension plan is a retirement or disability plan, meaning it doesnt kick in until AFTER they stop working, either because they were forced to stop working because they hit the legal retirement age, or they could no longer work due to a disability or medical issue... and generally a pension plan will pay you less than what you would make if you were actually working... idiots

[Cietru]

@uJustGotSushiRolld 66K upwards starting? Ha, perhaps uni lecturers

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@Cietru Sorry if I wasn't CLEAR ENOUGH.

I mean 66k, and then you work a while andactuallydoshit and can get MORE in a later changed salary.

:|

[kinkybobo]

@uJustGotSushiRolld

Have you ever been to an inter-city school with upwards of about 4000 kids? 35-40 kids per class? Its not possible to balance real estate bullshit and grading that many papers lol, your little "dream scenario" for teachers is about as common as the perfect american home "Husband, Wife, 2 and a half kids and a dog" oh yeah and the white picket fence out front. No teacher today can get by with talking ten minutes and giving out a page number for an entire school year retard,

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@kinkybobo "Retard"? Excuse me, but that's an insult...and thank you, but yes they can. All my teachers are like that except one, and he's an immigrant from Norway...where people still value that thing called "proper education".

And sorry that you've only ever seen the inner city; then you'd know those families do still exist, just minus the picket fence...those went out in the 60s. People from those places thinking that dysfunctional is the norm are tearing our cute little community apart. |:

[kinkybobo]

@uJustGotSushiRolld do you live in like... a little, hidden "desperate housewives" community or are you really as sheltered and ignorant as you sound? dysfunctional families are the norm in today's world, yes I agree there are plenty of great families, but the FACT is that there are more kids getting raised by single parents and grandparents, then there are kids getting raised by 2 parent families... thats an undeniable truth, take a human growth and development class, the statistics are proven

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@kinkybobo "More" meaning "more than before" and I'm really starting to think that YOU'RE the sheltered one, because it's MOSTLY just America and the UK that are leaning that direction.

I think you and your Human Growth and Statistics class are both badly biased.

"Desperate Housewives", lol.

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@kinkybobo By the way, it's not being ignorant by any standard when it's right in front of my fucking eyes that my community is being torn apart c:

[kinkybobo]

@uJustGotSushiRolld LOL you just agreed with me idiot... idk where you lost track, but we were ONLY talking about The US... not the rest of the world, and you just said yourself that America and the UK are leaning towards dysfunctional, the statistics in the class were for the United States... again... not talking about the rest of the world... we never were.. so what the hell are you arguing about? The original argument: High school teachers are underpaid and overworked. FACT

[uJustGotSushiRolld]

@kinkybobo /yet you made the argument into one about society when you tried to insult me by saying that I must live in a "Desperate Housewives" community, oh-so-sheltered.

And if your schools are really that underfunded that they can't staff the teachers they need then those books you're getting your statistics from shouldn't be that new...oh, say, with the 8-year projections projecting out to 2000 like our CMS books?

Don't tell me about that shit.