Itchy Nuts DUI

[mikeeubanks]

This ain't funny lmao

[transientvoltage]

I bet the story the troopers told got a lot of laughs

[purepisco]

Damn. They itch hahahaha I'm fuckin crying in laughter this is the funniest shit I seen in a long time

[purepisco]

Lmfaooooooo ! they itch can you scratch em for me ?? Hahahahahahahahahhaha

[rastalove678]

OMFB!! THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS!! PINCHE COCHINO!!!

[MaxiM0ose]

I lost it at "Can I scratch mah nutz" .

[ImmortalSpirit1]

This is way too funny! 

[Dirtybird936]

Damn ! They Itch !

[noraaselim]

11 other people have itchy nuts...

[mrcreaminmypants]

this proves that crabs are worse than a DUI

[paultheultimate]

Let the man scratch his damn nuts

[transientvoltage]

You can hear the trooper trying not to laugh while he reads off whatever he's reading

[jskizzleTV]

Damn those knees where buckling!!

[SuperJakethesnake22]

My brother used to say when his nuts itche real bad it was going to rain

[dudbomb3000]

USE THIS AS A TORTURE METHOD AGANST TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THEM SCRACH THEIR NUTS!

[thebestofall007]

looks like a squirrel could run up this guy's leg and have some itchy nuts to eat!!

[Drumlady12]

eeww i'm so happy not to be a guy and have itchy saggy sprem sacks wow sorry i made you guys genatilia sound bad but it's embarressing having to scratch your private in the open thats why ladies compare you to dogs and your agressive.

[TheBritishKing123]

lol



[Coldtempt]

Thats torture if you cant scratch! Damn they itch

[Coldtempt]

Thats torture if you cant scratch

[XxpauldadudexX]

Wow I've heard some closet cases do weird shit to get off but getting drunk so ur pulled over by cops to get some man on fag action really is desperate....lol....I hope they threw him in Jail for the night with a 7 ft big buba and the next mornin he needed someone to scratch the inside of his asshole........with painkillers

[juicystunts]

rofl

[MrRIPTUPACSHAKUR]

fuck me oh yeahh oh yeahh bitch suck my balls yea lol ahhahaahhaha

[kmoney70]

Lol

[kmoney70]

Dat boi nutzs wuz itchin

[itsjamieshepherd]

This made my balls itch! :L

[ConservativeLogic]

LMAO, reminds me of my buddy when we both got dueys 10 years ago leaving a party. They had us dead to rights. Open bottle of Tanq. Beer cans all over. I tried to sing my ABC's (failed miserably) They had us in the back of the car together and my buddy kept telling the ARMY of 25 or so responders he had to go to the bathroom. 1, 2, 3, 4 times. No, no, no, no. Well mother nature does not answer to the police and that was one soggy squad car........

[seven2heaven]

will you scratch my nuts?

no no I dont do that

lol

[whatanightmare1]

This reminds me of an old Cheech and Chong movie, where Cheech gets locked up in a straitjacket and keeps screaming ":my balls itch!!" He scootches around on the floor like a dog, to try to scratch them.

I'm thinking the wee drunken man might have made a stop at the bordello and picked up a few unwanted friends while he was there.

[lemmyliquor]

MY NUTS...... THEY ITCH....!

[peeler003]

And i thought the police were meant to be so helpful lol

[wralphh]

god bless this man

[Wesley771000]

Can somebody please give that man the nut scratcher 3000

[Krazyk408]

Lol

[7w15t3dz]

Haha I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

[SwannyBrasco]

Ha, this shit is hilarious. What's funny is my biggest fear of ever being in handcuffs would be having an itch I can't scratch.

[JonasC22]

omg I laughed so hard I pulled muscles in my chest and stomach, then started coughing so hard I nearly blacked out, and now I have a head-ache.

[kamikazeking21]

Won't scratch my nuts?

[lilfreeway21]

funny.my nuts itch

[ShockwavesFTW]

"this means that we're not going to-" "WONT SCRATCH MY NUTS?" "no.."

[Lilbrittney88]

LMAO that cop was trying everything not to laugh... Funny!!

[bakabunny14]

this feels.... fake... :/

[berzirk]

I don't know what it is about this video, but it's seriously one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life. The tone of his voice, the cops trying not to laugh. Just the timing of all the comments. This is truly comedy gold.

[LiveFromTheCatHouse]

When the first guy said " I don't do that " then the other guy started laughing and then crazy rubber dance ............... so honestly guys how many of you started scratching watching this video?

[19429money]

I can't believe when the cop said just hold still for a minute lol!!

[19429money]

so funny the way he is moving his legs lol classic!!!

[xbox360liveaddict]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahhaha Will you scratch them for me rotflol All he cares about is his damn nuts itching

[JLJ061]

The perfect crime deterrent for men... handcuff them then spray their sacks with itch powder... guaranteed results!!

[pastorgeorgem]

energizer bunny dui version 

[InSovietRussia1987]

in soviet Russia, nut scratches you.

[Nathanwmang]

@InSovietRussia1987 stupid

[Stead3111]

lol i laughed so hard i almost passed out. he does a little dance like he is running in place. so fucking hilarious.

[hoagly]

The cops even thought it was funny HAHAHA

[touretech]

combative nature...lol. .. to funny! .. 

[ImPreppyfiedBranden]

imagine they deemed him crazy i know he isnt and put him in a stray jacket and his nuts continued to itch until the day he got out of the crazy house that would be so fucked up! Can I...Can I....Can I scratch my nuts lol

[ImPreppyfiedBranden]

omg i woul;d hate that ma nuts are itching and you cant do any thing about it i would start to cry!And to make it orse the police dosent even have the courtesy to scratch this poor mans nut!Lmfap! Can Can Can i scartch ma nuts!No!Curse the btch who gave me these fucking crabs lol

[thesearemy2cats]

This is the funniest ever! Is this why baseball pitchers always grab their shit? Gawd men are pigs!

[DamiDeviTo21]

Lmao; Look At His Poor Little Legs;

"Will You Scratch My Nuts?" Lol

[sjlackie]

You have to 'feel' for this guy. Somebody please scratch his buddies for him and then maybe you'd get a breath test. Nothing worse than itchy nuts!

[scampbell1969]

Hahahahaha. Funniest thing I've seen in ages! Classic clip. LMAO.

[BanAllCheaters]

Now that is funny

[wobeck]

Those crab lice are hell, aren't they?

[gmcleod37]

"will you scratch my nuts? so, you wont scratch my nuts?" haha classic

[Opt1musPr1meR1b]

His nuts were not really itchy. It's all an act. He wanted to see if the cops would let him out of the handcuffs and if they did, he would make a run for it

[MrBACKWOODSPROPHET]

ITCHY TESTICLES DRIVE ME NUTS!!!

[DoctorSess]

"will you scratch em for me?" "no no i dont do that" "due to your combative nature were not going to uh" "wont scratch my nuts?" NO MUTHA FUCKA WE AINT SCRATCHIN YO NUTS AND NEITHER CAN YOU...hahah wtf

[ryanko6]

Asshole

[Samuzas666]

hahahaha this aint funny was the best part

[Souulboarder]

THEY ITCH!!! LMAOO

[joecool759]

i hope this guy got off somehow lol

[fibee1380]

heehee! poor guy! lolzzzzz we al know itches get worse it not scratched! heeehee GO LITTLE HAIRY BALLSACK! lol

[niarthunderus]

My balls smell like bacon ~

[GroundedSaugage]

@niarthunderus lolz

[jayb31]

the cops say "due to your combative nature....." what combative nature ...he wants his coin sack scratched...thats all ...hahahahh

[xPuKCUF]

@jayb31 Hmmmm possibly before the cuffed him. Hmmmm maybe thats the reason they won't uncuff. Hmmmm I think just possibly he was fighting with them before he was under arrest. Why don't people ever play out the scenario. Try using your head once and awhile.

[jayb31]

dude.......relax..i always use my head bro...its just a video...dont mock my intelligence

[LTDANMAN44]

vinegar balls

[standardgear]

"ok im going to interpert this as a refusal'

lol LOLOLOLOL that is hilourous

that police officer cant help but laugh

[killabeezle]

let the poor man scratch his nuts lol

[arashmotamedi]

LOL :)) Amazing... Officer: Due to your combative nature we're not going to -the guy: you won't scratch my nuts?! -Officer: No sir, we're not going to do that :)) ROFL

[neaknmike08]

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[carlawon]

eww.. how can nuts get that itchy? nevermind i dont want to know

[bigjjrams]

HAHA

[irich62]

I bet the cops scratched his nuts once the camera was off them!

[skulz66]

damn. they mustve itched bad. Whats the harm. Pat him down for weapons and then let him

[aordwaya]

Isnt that considered cruel and unusual punishment?

[pupinboots024]

Wow... Hilarious.

[SerisSV]

забавный ролик

[mcmanusdown]

Crabs?

[xOLRxHellsAngel]

Lmao

[JTFilter]

"this ain't funny" umm ya it is lmao

[iamshpongled]

asshole cops. they fucked that guy over, and all he had to do was scratch his nuts

[HackerUC]

jajajajaja...super funny!!!!

[wsccws05]

ITCHY BALLS..........there the worst !!!!!!!

[playwithmadness0528]

Pretty fuckin' hilarious.

[ohnobigtdawg]

look at his legs.. Haha

[Aiglos]

They ITCH! lol

[RAG1060]

Why do they itch? Curious.  Dirty maybe?

[skinpli]

maybe he had crabs.........lololo that cop was no help  .lmao

[andrewstevendavis]

Win.

[iligaf]

NO!!! MY NUTS ITCH!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[iligaf]

funny video....OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

[winner619]

damn i hate when my nuts itch at school!!!

[missywa2004]

I don't do that!

[flyingtorpedo]

He was faking that shit. if your nuts itch that bad something is wrong with you.

[mrsmith418]

I thought it was funny how the cops stopped laughing after the guy said "this ain't funny!"

[thebestofall007]

LOL!!!! looks like this guy's bugs are having a party down under!!

[Sophatar]

LOL. The cop is trying hard not to laugh XD that's hilarious omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while

[mrdeshun92]

OMG...I laughed my ass off

Can I scratch my nuts?

NO! HAHAHA

[fdarguellesjr]

i cant believe he asked the cop if he would scratch em for him!!!!!!

[fdarguellesjr]

that dude must have crabs!!!!!

they shoulda cuffed with his hands in front...

[Beretta8906]

This aint funny!

lawl! Love it! At least the cops are semi-nice =)

They would be real nice if they let him scratch his nuts, maybe he would even take the breathalyzer test once his mind is off the nut situation. Ant it wouldn't even be that hard to do, just unlock one of the hands and if you rly don't trust the guy cuff it to yours, once he's satisfied, cuff him back up. But thank lord they at least didn't tazer him

[SharksKid]

I would have let him go just for making the night a little more amusing.

[AraBlak]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen on youtube. Hands down.

[alwayshonestisbest]

Jesus, I only get itchy when I haven't showered. Which is why I shower everyday. Nothing like your clockweights sticking to the side of your leg after a workout.

[Leanemjones21]

lololololololololol fuck the police

[stanklikedank]

that sucks! man i know it sucks when im somewhere where i cant scratch my nuts...

[smellygoatsrule]

you can watch this over and over again and still laugh

hmmmm funny

[Kingers1988]

hahhahaha ... can i.. can i scratch ma nuts?>

[MissApocalypse13]

I saw a clearer version of this video once.

The guy with the itchy balls looks like Richard Simmons' brother or something.

[lilcee1987]

cops or fucking ass wholes let him scratch his nutts if your nutts itch you would scratch it

[HIIYELLA]

Did you see those knee's!!....

"would you scratch 'em for me?!"

[323Andre22]

OOOH shit LMAo

[Shroshoe]

THEY ITCH.....this ain't funny!

[Shroshoe]

ROFL the cops were laughing

[icarntthinkofname]

LOL!!!

look at that poor man shake his legs!!!!

LOL!!!! ime lafin sooo hard!!!

[ksweeley]

Wow... O.O This has got to be a first for a DUI video...

[bleeborg]

LMFAO

[CaptainCockroach]

THis is the funniest video ive seen so far!!!

[jrjr143]

should not be messing with those hookers

[kraymarr]

They itch! lol

[hounddog3]

yeast infection

[dakeeper16]

oh my god the first time i saw this i couldnt stop laughing throughout the entire thing.

[lilceze1000]

can they just help the man his nut itch I would have, sike ha ha ha ha

[tdubb3]

Can I, can I scratch my nuts?! LOL, this video cracks me up every time

[futuremason4301]

the cop cracks up

[KayDawg16]

THEY ITCH !

[bigniq05]

his shoes was moving up n down the whole time lmao

[BigTymerPimp]

he got crabs!!!!!!

this shit is funny

[tropicalblend4u]

"can you scratch them for me?" hahahah

[pokergirl1995]

lmfao funny they itch can i scratch my nuts noo will u scratch them for me no i ont do that lol

[bigblingmrt]

Damn! They Itch

[namajkatipickata]

due to your combative nature we're not going to..

Won't scratch my nuts?

Priceless :D

[AeroXHunter]

This aint funny XDXDXDXDXD

[Ryan6801]

Funny as hell! Poor guy.

[CRACKxKILLS15]

aww, the cops were laughing at him

will you scratch my nuts then?

[chidan16]

this is like a Quagmire moment from family guy

[wes85292]

sue the cops

[mamaluigi1234]

lol tmi wtf

[quaqtaqbigQs]

can I scratch my nuts? LMFAO

[s0lfetheri]

lmao i feel sorry for the guy-- that really sucks being unable to scratch your nuts, like an ant is biting it..

[BadBoyBlueJ]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

[birdyb24]

Seriously. Hysterical. I foresee a top selling shirt, "will you scratch 'em for me?"

"will you scratch my nutes"

"won't scratch my nuts...can I scratch my nuts?"

[shaMUSiiC]

lmao

good grief...would somebody scratch the mans nuts!

[flipiiigrl]

That drunk guy looks like he's a hobbit dancing...

lol I don't know what I'd do if I saw this..

[sssolution]

bwahahahaha

[ja1011k]

haha funny as shit. seems a lil fake though.

[SIKBALZ]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[jacquesl22]

Had to see this after Frosty, Heidi and Frank aired it on their show! This is too funny.

[katski05]

I laughed so hard viewing this one that I had an asthma attack!!!

[italianobro]

haha my cuzin did the same :P

[feelingslinger]

thats gotta suck!

[modelsara]

hilarious!

[twochairs1966]

Can't help but feel for this guy!!! But that poor cop,He had to frisk the dude.

[Hellracer1]

ROFLMAO!!!!!! xD my nuts itch everytime I watch this video .. lol!