"You duck behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new haircut. What about the bangs are they shorter? .. Are the bangs shorter?! ... THE BANGS!"
It could be the most deadliest thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight @ 11!!!! Haha, just like the news previews.. Flawless!!!
well a car jacking is someone breaking into another person's car.
The joke is that the weatherman obviously can't stop the rain so he is being witty by saying he'll stop the rain when she stops crime. obviously she can't stop the crime so it's a joke. make more sense?
Are yooh sad? Do yooh get stressed? Do yooh have anxiety? Yes, yes I have all those things, I'm alive... XD
BubbleManiac94 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
do you know the part with the woman from the audience says "youre lookin great in these pans" where is it?
MrGermanJF 7 months ago
"A disturbing new study finds that studys are disturbing...."
That's funny as hell!
DarthMastadonP90 10 months ago
the 3 people that dislike this are just WEIRDO'S !!!!
michellewhite123 1 year ago 2
"You duck behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new haircut. What about the bangs are they shorter? .. Are the bangs shorter?! ... THE BANGS!"
Oh my god. So funny! I can't stop laughing!!
PonyPop13 1 year ago 2
when i was a kid we just had crazy people, that's all.
amdadu 1 year ago 3
"pretty good? something happen?...i don't...have time...what?" LOL i love ellen!!
justcuzzie4 2 years ago 4
I've got TBD and I'm late for Yoga. Hurry, HURRY!
hahaha love Ellen, she is EPIC
ranna83 2 years ago 5
It could be the most deadliest thing in the world and you may be having it for dinner. We'll tell you what it is tonight @ 11!!!! Haha, just like the news previews.. Flawless!!!
jameel1130 2 years ago 2
Johny, When are you going to stop this rain and give us some sunshine?
enurit 2 years ago 5
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!! LMAO
melikadothechacha 2 years ago 10
is It Peas???? Hahahahahahahah
alphabetgeek 2 years ago 12
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UofLCardFan08 2 years ago
ahhahahhahaha lmao
ashleytismileycyrus 3 years ago 3
a disturbing new study finds that studys are disturbing
keridog1 3 years ago 41
The True Im Talking To Mine Mom And The Cell Rings
archounduser10 3 years ago
thanks again for posting
ouiser24 3 years ago 7
what "the carjackings" means ?
nedetsontryton 3 years ago 2
well a car jacking is someone breaking into another person's car.
The joke is that the weatherman obviously can't stop the rain so he is being witty by saying he'll stop the rain when she stops crime. obviously she can't stop the crime so it's a joke. make more sense?
gr8way2b 2 years ago 8
Yep totally ! thanks gr8way2b ; )
nedetsontryton 2 years ago
Gawd this chick is funny!
Is it peas?!?! xD
I'll stop the rain when you stop the carjackings. LMAO
Are the bangs shorter? THE BANGS! lol
KristenRascher 3 years ago 44
what does "the carjakings" mean please ??
nedetsontryton 3 years ago 2
"The action of violently stealing an occupied car"
lillebjorn87 3 years ago 4
thank you very much
nedetsontryton 3 years ago 4