Ahmed in Army USA

[kurlobe]

walter for the win!

[1210JEF]

Urah!

Yes... Oprah

[Papadopoulos117]

Those are marines not army

[TheLulu8877]

Not funny

[MrCashmoneycody]

i killed you dumbass!!

[khosravishervin]

Holy female goat I am so weak lol

[Darkflow215]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[cpugamer1]

stop touching me!

[1210JEF]

Son of a bitch! My arm!

[XxXxXB3nXxXx]

Army Sergeant-Are you American?

Achmad-Hell no -bomb explodes- see bitch

[fatboy9977]

I killed you dumb ass!!!!!!!!!!

[stevenB92096]

He is the Marines retard

[23149007484049]

instructor: up and down up and down

achmed: thats what she said hehe

[khosravishervin]

Horrrra son of a bitch my arm lol u inspire me while u turn me on

[Baileytheguitargirl]

hu rah

yeah... oprah

[JaDangerz]

I'd hate to think what would happen if Achmed was recruited with the mean drill instructor from "Full Metal Jacket"

[tutudesigner]

"that's what she said"

[Tinamarstv]

4:33

The female: "Era!(or something like that)

Achmed: "Yes. Opera."

[Tinamarstv]

2:39 :

Achmed: "How many was that?"

The Other Guy: "ZERO!!!"

Achmed: "Is that in Marine numbers?" *Falls to the ground.*

[naezdnik777]

WOW! That guy was rude to Ahmed he even said the bad word at the end! He is the one who said I killed you

[tytyfloyd92]

sergant: stop your crying

achmed im not cryinc im whining totally diffirent

[tytyfloyd92]

sergant: thats on your face up and down

achmed: thats what she said

[evilmonkey123able]

Lol

[ibinsanediego]

Some people just don't have a sense of humor... So sad.

[datkidwavy]

Go fuck your self Jeff

[rickythechicken]

I KILL U DUMB ASS!!!

[Anthortiz]

it's Achmed

[MrComplainalot]

@Anthortiz Lol owned

[kjslfkjslfjaslkfjsf]

Whatever. But some of us have just had too much seriousness to care.

It makes a change to see a lighter take on it all.

I'm a white Christian with enough Muslim friends to know they've got a sense of humour too.

Dare I say it even great senses of humour.

Of course it's not funny that people die for what they believe.

But how many people get all stressed out, have a heart attack and die of being too serious anyway ?

So, chill and realise the world isn't such a bad, scary place all the time.

[L33tObZ]

@sol2soul77 Rofl, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

[sol2soul77]

ANYONE WONDER WHY WE HAVE NOT EVOLVED..ITS SAD THAT THIS IS SO CALLED HUMOR IS USED TO PERPETUATE THE THE TERRORIST MYTH WHEN PEOPLE ARE DYING FROM THE REAL TERRORISTS CORPORATIONS FUNDING OBAMA, CAMERON, SARKOSY JUST TO MENTION A FEW, TIME TO SEE THROUGH THE ILLUSION AND REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL CONNECTED TO EACH OTHER BIOLOGICALLY, TO THE EARTH CHEMICALLY AND TO THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE ATOMICALLY. PEACE AND LOVE

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 Myth or not its still funny!!!!

[sol2soul77]

@rdsii64 IS IT ANY WONDER WHY WE HAVE NOT PROGRESSED INFESTED BY OUR OWN LACK OF CHANGE, IGNORANCE IS LIKE A CANCER IT KILLS THE SOUL. CARRY ON LAUGHING AND I WILL CARRY ON BURSTING THE BUBBLES OF ILLUSION OF HATRED DISGUISED AS COMEDY. PEACE AND LOVE

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 What floats your boat dude. Achmed the dead terrorist is funny. I spent 20 years of my adult life fighting terrorists. We killed them grave yard dead and stacked them like cord wood. If you were a high ranking terrorist we dumbed you in the ocean. In this country we have a freedom of expression and a constitution, and we are willing to kill terrorists to keep them both. if you don't think Achmed is funny, fine. I"m laughing anyway.

[sol2soul77]

@rdsii64 LOVE AND PEACE FLOATS MY BOAT AND I HOPE THAT WILL FOR YOU ONEDAY WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THIS IS NOT COMEDY ITS HATRED OF ITS WORST KIND. A CONCEPT THAT TAKES YOUR FREEDOM AWAY.PEACE

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 When the terrorists quite hate'n we will quite killing them. In the mean time. Jeff Dunam at no time identified any group of people as terrorist. He never singled out any race ethnicity or religion. so exactly who is the so called "hatred" directed toward. For what its worth. Any oranized groupd that harbors terrorists are terrorist them selves. so they better not be standing to close when the smart bombs start falling. The only good terrorist is a dead one. Especially a funy one.

[sol2soul77]

@rdsii64 MMM INTERESTING MENTION THE WORD TERRORIST AND ARAB FACES APPEAR IN YOUR MIND BECAUSE YOUR TV HAS PROGRAMMED YOU TO THINK THAT WAY, BESIDES AHMED IS NOT EXACTLY AN AMERICAN NAMES IS IT.WHY DONT YOU LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF A TERRORIST AND THEN YOU WILL BEGIN TO REALIZE ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS THE INJUSTICES IN IRAQ, PALESTINE LIBYA OR EVEN YOUR OWN COUNTRY, YOU WILL BE LABELED A TERRORIST. SO MANY SCHOOLS SO MANY FOOLS. TIME TO EVOLVE. PEACE AND LOVE

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 the definition of terrorism: The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons. If you ingage in the above mentioned stuff, YOU ARE A TERRORIST. I don't care what country you come from or what your ethnicity is. WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN and kill you.

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 Since I am here, no being Arab does not make some one a terrorist. The IRA weren't Arabs, Neither are were the Weather underground or the ELF. Timothy Mcvey wasn't Arab either. The group that kidnapped Patty Hurst weren't Arab. With that being said. What part of the world do the lions share of groups who commit international terroist acts call home? As stated before We don't care where you come from or who you are. Commit an act of terrorism againts us and we will hunt you down.

[rdsii64]

@sol2soul77 And when we find you we will kill you, dump your leaders in the ocean and then Jeff Dunam will make fun you.

[sol2soul77]

@rdsii64 SO MANY SCHOOLS SO MANY FOOLS, KNOWLEDGE IN THE HANDS OF THE WISE IS CREATIVE, AND KNOWLEDGE IN THE HANDS OF THE FOOLISH IS DESTRUCTIVE. I HOPE YOU FIND PEACE AND LOVE

[SoapMacTavish991]

that's what she said - hilarious

[8stelth0recon8]

I think you should rename the video. It's about the united states marine corps not the army. Two completely different branches

[darthajuntapall2]

Walter: I killed you dumbass!

[hkuspcompact86]

WOULDA BEEN A GOOD VID IF THEY GOT THE BRANCH RIGHT.... MARINE CORPS.... NOT ARMY... ALTHOUGH ARMY DOES STAND FOR AINT READY (FOR THE) MARINES YET. LOL

[MelodiesOfTheHearts]

Damn it.

[aztt100]

dislike *_*

[ulltraBLONDE]

Best ending ever. If only twilight had ended that way!!!

[Anthortiz]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID !!

[bizkitboy1234]

@Anthortiz she said ,,oo-rah,,

[amaarzzz]

racist xD

[TheJoao611]

XD

[mrmicx951]

lol my little brother laughed till he rolled on the floor and pee

[Benno4panthers2]

THATS WAT SHE SAID

[Sukyegaimz]

Nice vid 

[MrTodieortolive]

cool video

[Checker90121]

tolles video

[Ynove101]

Damn that girl marine's hot.. I wanna be where she is.

[1john1992]

Marines not army.

[GameMaster273093]

HOW DID I KNOW WALTER WAS GOING TO BE IN HERE XD

[TheTemjan]

You spelled Achmed wrong.

[Areosa70]

Uhhh, the tough US Army, then they get their asses ripped off everywhere they go to fight, hahaha, losers!

[DeathAngleful]

It's Achmed, not Ahmed

[0813Evans]

Lol their is a speaker in his mouth !

[grdpacruz]

"i kell you,dumbass"



[Jaceric2]

Haha Walter Strikes Back !

[kids9400]

That what she said

[Ardantii]

A....C...phlegm...

[THE13EARJEW]

The title is wrong.......

[xTheArtofSuicidex1]

The title says "Army" The flag says "Marine Corps." >.>

[Nightowljrm]

@xTheArtofSuicidex1 And other stuff pointed to the army. The people who just made this were confused or something lol

[outlows313]

thats was she said!



[WXWStudio]

105 peoples doesn´t have repro :DD



[GLLCJ]

you dont duck tape it to yourself and run into a crowd of people and then it goes pkkkk?

[snowglobe627]

You spelled his name wrong in the title. It's "Achmed".

[mermaid5634]

"thats what she said"

[jcoltme]

it was the Marines

[C4theWin]

must have been pretty hard for the yelling dude to keep a straight face and be serious :D

[Biggymy]

The creator of the vid was too silly to type Achmed ^^

[AdeptofAion]

It's Achmed not ahmed

[fyoop]

SPARTA

[hatergirl227]

I KILL YOU DUMBASS

[27991999]

I meant u better be glad

[27991999]

@525enes awwww shut up dude,i better be glad ur alive

[525enes]

FUCK U.S.A mother fuck ficke USA hurensöhne

[gothrocker98]

It's actually the marine corp not the army

[lisset130]

i love it when he blows himslef up

[NomZ609]

usmc

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[JDOG145899100]

this is the marines not the army

[JustinBieberFan13611]

URA.........yes oprah.....i rofl

[BigManSue]

@kcy2001: its marines not army

[MyRedHulk]

@kcy2001 he wanted to become a US citizen soon after he blew up, by joining the marines. Soon after he failed, he did what he said he was going to do: come through mexico and... Yeah.

[kcy2001]

if ahmed was a terrorist why was he in the army?!

[thesilent7S]

@kcy2001 because they are just like him TERRORISTS

[Anthortiz]

@kcy2001 it's obvious... he tried to be a marine

[Canissorj]

very nice

[nicohei2002]

Lol

[MrMApower]

@ ahmed quick bomb on and kill the the 96 german guys quick!!!

[xxxFanxxx30]

LOL WALTER!!!

[kyawmawthu]

I KILLED YOU DUMBASS

[vidinvestigater1]

THAT was holarious lOl omfg funny!!!!! :D hahahaha

[ilovejoejonas381]

LMFAO i started laughing too hard thats i almost peed myself :):):)

[kenzieuchiha1191]

Wilbur: I KILLED U DUMBASS!!!

[Amanon25]

He did it :D

[loken52]

best



[rugnugs]

we need more like him

[joey206074]

it was one of the best achemd video ever

[kenzieuchiha1191]

Walter: I KILLED U DUMBASS!!!

[2muffinmen]

Lol:I killed you, dumbass!!!

[MCEPICNESSS1]

739 people got run over

[NarutoNineToadSage]

hahaha lmfao achmed: i like to say i love you all but not in a don't ask don't tell way

[SmallLittleKILLA]

LOL "Private Achmed reported for killing"

[DragonsREpic]

FUCKING GOLD!!! (i knew he was gunna get his ass runover but...XDDDD

[batwave27]

What do the two guys in line say before achmed I couldn't understand it?

[r1s1ngarmy]

@batwave27 "Private (your name here), reporting as ordered!"

It's a Marine thing.

[watcher792]

uhh its the Marines not the Army

[TheDaredevils123]

I KILL U DUMBASS

[Mexicano251985]

Hahahahhahahahahaaha muy bueno

[kyawmawthu]

I KILLED YOU DUMBASS!

[partyrockevo]

Lol I'm dieing of laughter

[eltorothebeast]

Lol

[batwave27]

What do the first two people in line say? All I heard was gdfjcdhcc

[07armygirl]

Its the marine corps don't confuse the two!!!! Fix it!!!

[Darkvinner911]

Fuck yea

[SuperBeast2741]

i likey

[TheMightyDahQ]

In the navy theres no KFC gravy....YMCA the only thing we is hay and that is kindah gay ...whut?

[Marine212]

Thats the Marines not the Army

[Rocker8dj]

XD XD , achmed= i think i peed in pants a little

[softairsnipero]

85 peoples are Talibans

[madmax32697]

How many times are we going to have to go over this?!

4.

[123TeresaJane321]

At the end I killed u dumb ass lol

[vasukefighter]

The real ahmed is under me

[nalro7]

صبرن يايهود يامسحين جيش محمد سوف يعود سحقا لكم ياعرب ضعو ديس لايك هاذا المقطع يسأ للمسلمين

[Godsheart26]

Achmed is hilarious!! It's always fun to watch one of his videos.

[RUSSIA8601]

that's the u.s marine corps you idiot

[ZyKOBalrog]

Nice ;p

[superduperckick422]

LMAO!!! XD

[superduperckick422]

I kill u dumass

[313mgelling]

2 title spell fails...

- marine

- achmed

[thespiritthp1]

seargent: THATS ON YOUR FACE, UP AND DOWN UP AND DOWN

ahmed: thats what she said

me: XD

[PrincessAutobot]

it's the Marines, not Army... smart one, you are not.

[MsPainkiller756]

Son of a female goat Lfmo

[shoter659]

you wrote achmed wrong you wrote ahmed lol

[Mr99jacko99]

so you dont duck tap it to yourself run into a crowd of people and it goes bang

[SirRandomMonkey]

I think you mean Achmed

[PanthersALLtheWAY1]

I kill u dumbass

[creynoldstennis]

hurah yes oprah lol

[Futurosso]

SHIT

[sethiskool544]

title spelling fail

[jaw12west]

@TheEkaya

THE U.S. FEUL THAT WAR. You are probably a child molester yourself and can stop being so rascist. :)

[fijiboy68]

@jaw12west What's feul?

[minecraftmania5]

this funny



[batwave27]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[MrTakashi619]

That's what she said...

[bosshog871]

the women is to damn nice to a marine

[SultanBahaj]

its ahmed not achmed

[MrSexycat10000]

holy shit he suck at training

[MrSexycat10000]

i coeld not stop lmfao

[TheEkaya]

@10888838

WHO HAS KILLED THOUSANDS IF MUSLIMS JUST BECAUSE U THEY DIDNT THINK KILLING PEOPLE IS A GOOD IDEA. WHO PIRATED THE BARBARY COST FOR DECADES. WHO HAS COMMITTED HORRENDOUS ACTS OF VIOLENCE WHILE COWERING BEHIND CHILDREN. WHO IS TO COWARDLY TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES PROPERLY ON A FIELD IF BATTLE. WHO EXECUTES HOMOSEXUALS BUT THEN GOES HOME AND RAPES LITTLE BOYS. (Not America) Try the Taliban and Muslim extremists.

[rdsii64]

@TheEkaya Amen!! and when we find the cowerdly bastards we kill'em. dump their leaders in the ocean and let Jeff Dunam make fun of them

Semper Fi

[popeyeshilo]

bad walter!!! ...lol...but funny

[nsmc99]

I keel you dumb a**

[OsirisIxchel]

Son of a female goat!

[THINKER43]

Another highly amusing puppet show, skeleton pushups was funny.

[gv343]

:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D



[fishingpro561]

lol put on captions



[MegaTheSurfer]

I usually take a nap after lunch :D

XD!!!

[calebwebb308]

marines are for men army is for pussys

[inyudemon]

@calebwebb308 dude, not the proper forum. leave the idiot macho marine stuff off. it's all service to the country. army soldiers and marines all die from bullets and bombs. rude comments not appreciated.

[MrShambolique]

@inyudemon and exactly what service to YOUR country are these poor bastards doing exactly? Stealing oil and taking money for reconstructing what you blew the fuck up I'm guessing?