Telemarketing a Telemarketer

[MsSweetness0]

in tears.....LMFAO

[TheTrueJBV3737]

"Do you ever wear high heals?" silence for 3 seconds..... no.... ,,, bullshit.

what the fuck is with the man with a pirate hat???

[dedpxl]

So good.. :)

[fadedflage]

And then he hung up! Priceless

[culinarybaby09]

can someone transcripe this for me cuz i wanna use it

[Robertz1986]

@culinarybaby09

By a pen and paper and listen...

[Robertz1986]

@culinarybaby09

*buy

[analyzingfunny]

fucking OWNED!

[robbspoter]

WOOO!!! MUCLUCS!!! :)

[slammo69]

haha next time a telemarketer calls ima use this

[Shingosean]

at the end hes like thanks for your time

the other on is like wait what just happened

[12345678azertyuiop]

fifty dollars => fifty rupees >< 3:24

[miniixio]

i love the pirate guy image XD makes it hilarious, i cant picture this guys voice without that image now lol

[kesayo]

lol

[slop123456789]

he so confused

[BeerGogglesReviews]

BRILLIANT! SO SO FUNNY!

[reumonster]

that was AWESOME!!

[lacrahuntington]

ahhahahahaha

[maxrieser]

im max!

[BattleHardned1000]

Haha now I wish I had a house phone so I could do this lol

[begs100]

amazing!!!!

[caseyjams]

Do you ever wear high heels...thinking, no. hilarious.

[bggruff05]

Such a Shame that most of the Telemarketers are done by mascine now

[Sabrevicious]

I would have slowly moved away from shoes and start asking about his sex life, penis size, and what underwear he wears.

Make him uncomfortable as hell

[xDarkside101x]

LOL

[sightlines]

I AM DOING THIS NEXT TIME TELEMARKETER CALLS ME

[Carbon657]

LMAO

[Wintella]

The best thing to do! Lmao!

[aaronscrewme]

OH MAN DAVID! I was so hypnotized by your scripted, and forceful yet monotone voice that I wasn't even paying attention to the fact that YOU were the one being called. Damn you're good.

[vvikramraj]

@GOOSESTEPIN1 : I am amazed at your intelligence!

[laserindie]

direct tv callled and i tried to sell him dish network

[OrionsChild]

@laserindie Every time I get a call from Capital One I tell him/her the benefits of a Wells Fargo Rewards card :D

[charlenekarras]

this was fukin awesome

[GC9010]

"I appreciate it. Have a good night"

"Ok. Well, er, i just...." *hangs up* hahah

[sh4d0wr3c0n]

way to fail at telling the difference between a telemarketer and a market researcher...

[smartas5]

OMFG, that was totally AWESOME!! lmao

[jj1only]

WIN!

[uellalla]

you are my hero

[retrofan42]

high heels?!? crocs?!? This is great...

[moemoe20092007]

epic

[CrazyB3autifu1]

Props to the captain !! lol this is hilarious

[frugalmumma]

Applause!!!

[Zero0050]

There needs to be one of you for every household that gets called by telemarketers.

[killkill999flipside]

uhhh o kay i wuhh (hangs up)

[BastendorfEvergrass]

Legendary Win

[Security98]

PWWWNED

[RavenCrucifyDuff]

Fucken great hahahahahaha

[gamehugs]

That's a good one!

[DomKreamy]

That was amazing!

[flirtyguy34]

NOICE!!!! you RULE!!!! we all bow to you sir! *bows with hands raised* "we're not worthy!" Dude you totally pwned them!

[smelmore]

nice one

[silentfades]

that was great

[fdude4]

subtitles plz

[icommentonvideos1]

lol nice... when a telemarketer calls i act like i work in the same office as him and be like o yeah sam ....... sam from (wherever they say) , its me. and they think they actaully no you lol

[miciso666]

@icommentonvideos1 sounds funny XD bet then theyre like standing up shouting hey sam cut that shit out in the office and hang up

[precisethoughts]

I love it!!!

[Rayndance]

Omg I'm laffing so hard I'm crying! This was so good. I did something similar a few years ago when I got a call during dinner... my kids were selling candy bars for a school fundraiser so I started asking them how many they'd like and where I could send them to and what their credit card number was for payment, etc. They hung up on me.

[rooneygy]

im so trying this XD

[03SilverMustangGT]

CaptainDavid; did you come up with that? That was fuckin hilarious! For the record I own 25 shoes!!!!!!!!!!

[MazorKuziaki]

omg, throughout the video I wasn't really laughing, just kinda smiling. But at the very end when you said "Allright thank you for your time, have a good night." just like the way you said it... I laughed for about 5 minutes straight. Then another 6 when I showed it to my friends.

[danstickman1]

now i'll get excited if a telemarketer calls

[cpk9999]

lololol THAT GUY GOT FUCKING OWNED LAWL LAWL AWL ALW LMAO LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA

[TiredofPinheads]

Nicely done, I can hardly wait until the next telemarketer calls me!

[TheDaniPep]

LMAO!! EPIC WIN

[Kurby2001]

LOVE IT! THANKYOU!

[bygmikeee]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EviL80iE]

WIN!

[theshredguy]

You ever wear high heels?

[Mypureisdead]

owned...

[MrSimon9876]

lol :P wish the quality was a bit bitter but really good :)

[laloarcodf]

hahahahahaha... this is fucking funny...

what´s your name ??

- yes

what´s your age ??

- yes i do

do you wear shoes ??

- yes i am

are you stupid ?'

- one or two pairs

hahahahaha......

[chef123]

lol this is funny

[bulltexan1]

Muck-a-lucs!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­Nice touch!!

[pointTpoint]

*Ring Ring* Predator: Ello? Victim: Hello, is this Mr. Mackey? Predator: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! Victim: Is your number 25 - Predator: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! Victim: I'm sorr- Predator: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! Victim: I- Predator: NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *Beeeep* Lol, XD

[ilovenachos31]

way to pass the prankster on to Bruce, Max! some coworker you are!

[dchunny614]

LMAO!!!

[coldaziceee]

you know he was so pissed we he hung up after all that.

[Bashimillar]

How many shoes do you own? Two or three. LOL

Surely you would know exactly how many pairs you owned if you only owned as little as three pairs!!!

[whatamn]

I am so going to try this the next time someone calls

[SinnFein4ever]

Or you could always just sing the entire theme-song of Sponge-Bob Squarepants to them.

;)

[SinnFein4ever]

Giggle.  XD

[TheAfroQween]

No they did NOT stay on the phone with this man for almost 5 mins answering HIS questions after THEY called HIM ROFLMAO- I bet they won't ever call his house again!

[CRYST2SHELL]

wow that was awesome. I almost felt sorry for that telemarketer dude. good for you

[YurNotSpecial]

Sir, I tip my hat to you!

[ElnegroKbron]

too damn funny

[sirjamestitsmcgee666]

dude, you are fucking hillarious!!!! i would say that i hope you don't mind me taking your idea, but i don't really care, i'm doing that. i won't post video tho

[CAvideoFAN]

I love it !!!!

[MaxPayne72]

Hey! I know Max!

[BlessedBrunette]

oh my gosh that was amazing!!

[wanderer1031]

fuck those foreign indian fucks that can't speak or understand the god damn language they are being paid to communicate in. i want to start fires and hurt people because of them...

[sanbanana43]

LOL

[lpuig73]

Do you wear high heels? lmao

[wbagis]

Someone has been watching phonejacker! Well done though

[RAWRimmavampire]

WIN!!!!! +im sooo doing that

[icutad2]

i am soo confused why is everyone pretending you did a good job screwing with him you tried he didn't let you then you took his survey like he wanted that was very very fail

[Tasigief]

@icutad2 listen it again.. you obviously missunderstood what was goin on there..

[pickelthepickel]

Do you by any chance have down syndrome?

[icutad2]

no i understand what he was trying to do perfectly i'm just saying that the telemarketer either didn't get it or wasn't phased by it  and got what he wanted....

[jpararaja]

Completely agree with you icutad2. Strange no one else gets it :s

[scarlettestr]

lol I agree, I'm like wtf?

[Guitarman5150]

Wow caught them off gaurd didn't ya? I don't think poor Max knew what to do! LOL!!

[Godeepgts11]

win

[ZachMorawski]

that made me want to touch a penis

[mjndblain]

doesnt load fuck you and ur chinkey cviceo>???

[skylinmegas9290]

that was epic

[Billprime]

yes! Didnt see that one comin did ya?

[9AndS]

Epic! xD

[LegendStormcrow]

Dude, that was great.

[ownedbyakorat]

I am SOOO using that... I get these financial companies pitching investments to me all the time, they never take me off their call lists when I ask them to.

Where should I return the survey responses?

[hoax4254]

You know you can press charges if they refuse to take you off their call lists after you ask them to, right?

[chokeontee]

you are actually a genius.

effing love it.

[nelishoofd]

respect to you man!

[Brekky57]

DUDE THE END WAS PERFECT

[NukeReactor]

roflmao i subbed!!!

[eastcoast255]

this is awesome

[haywoodjablomy69]

haha da best

[SimX9000]

love the pictures

[SimX9000]

ha ha - 5 stars

[mazman3434]

That is soo weird how they would follow your through the bogus survey. Bonus for never returning the favor : )

[118cheese118]

that was sooo funny! ahhahah

[donovanrules123123]

ahahaha, perfection

[moose030406]

Classic. One of the best I heard... Mucklucks lol

[rayman852002tr]

LMAO!!!!! That was FUNNY !!!!!!

[Cab0cl0]

MAX lol

[holycrapucantalk24]

what shit bags post these dumb "post to this # of vids look at ur background" go piss off bitches cuz its getting very annoying

[blackatlanta]

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[steelersownn00bs]

mucklucks

[rudagar1977]

so funny, i gotta try that

[Ironfistconsumerist]

ok the picture of the dude with the pirate hat is hilarious!

[okita1]

good stuff, I am trying this next time I get a call

[intrpid85]

Indeed, the idea is awesome, and the way it was done is amazing. More incredible is that the guy accepted going through the shoe survey LOL. And the way it ends it's even better!

[secondlifecopybot]

After this video I'd like to promote him to ADMIRAL David.

[Tjrocks101]

dude this guy is

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[muncherpoo12]

lol did they ever call you back?

[sidekick3iskool]

Hahahahahahahahhahahaahahahaha­ owned!

[funkynachochicken]

Great. I love messin with telemarketers. Vid is hilarious

[McGee8250]

That was good, I'll have to try it sometime!

[QueenTarra75]

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