Why Can't people just laugh? It's funny, if it insult's you don't watch, Define the word joke....Come on guys :/ We got enough hatred in this world with out people hating over comedy
@1vnman look even i have to admit an accent like that its a bit annoying but that doesnt mean i want to kill him. youre saying that just because of his accent he is an idiot? you have problems. oh and by the way they jokes. they are the same type of jokes that american comedians say, so why you complaining
@DrWhoFreak100 I didn't say kill, I said kick the shit out of them, anyway this 'humour' is crap,my point is only english people could find this funny,I know he's acting a stereotype and making fun of it,but theres alot of morons who think like his in character persona,that's my point
go anywhere in the world,whenever people hear the loud mouth english around they cringe,why that is i can't say, but I've witnessed it firsthand many times
@1vnman Butthurt yank haha did some English lad bully you at school? You're right that mostly English people would find this funny so if you don't then jog on you fucking cunt.
Loud mouth English? I think you'll find PLENTY more people that fucking despise you lot more than us
@1vnman Firstly i'm Aussie and I think this is hilarious. And I am more likely to cringe the second I see, let alone hear, a fat, idiotic yank like yourself.
@1vnman Le gasp! Oh how insulting, calling me a convict, how ever will I cope with something I have heard a million times before? Sick one...
And what are you basing calling me a pea brain on? Our education system is superior to yours, thank your very much.
Here, allow me to teach you something useful, since your lack of intelligence is clearly shining through in your spelling and punctuation. An Aussie is an Australian, as in, a person who is a citizen of the Commonwealth of Australia.
@1vnman just want to say, who is doctor who? doctor who is a british tv show that started in 1963, it is a sci-fi series about a timelord from gallifrey called the doctor (creating the question doctor who, the shows name)who travels through time and space in a time space traveling machine called a tardis which is desguised as a police box, who on his travels with his human companions battles aliens on earth and other planets. Classssssic british show!!!
I know that, and I said "Then explain Americans, New Zealanders and Canadians then ;)", because they cant take a joke but they are also English at heart. Your not understanding my comment...
God its a fucking comedy show. Screw all this colitical correctness bullshit. This is a British comedy show, aimed at the British population. Their have been many other American, Australian ect comedy shows that have taken the pis out of us, ive seen a few, and actually laughed. Its a joke, its a bit of fun, its no way racist, and quite frankly, im ashamed that some people are classing it as such. Grow up, learn to laugh at yourselves from time to time. And stop being fools...
If you're an English asbo chav, Al Murray is your hero. If you're an English person who's reasonably intelligent, Al Murray is a bit of a national embarrassment.
@tylerdanielblack Al Murray studied History at Oxford. The Pub Landlord is a character he does. Any 'reasonably intelligent' person would recognise that that's a sign of genius
@tylerdanielblack That's a bit judgemental there mate. I'm actually really quite intelligent, although I find some of Al Murray's stuff really funny although some stuff he does xenophobic shit. :P
I'd rather watch Al Murray than Chubby Brown or Jim Davidson aka Tweedledum and Tweedledee. :P
@rachispretty82 As an Australian, I can say that one of our main qualities is our diversity of people and culture.. I think it's wrong of you to generalize that every "aussie" appreciates the exact kind of crude humour as you do..
@stingy1sam I've lived in Australia for 8 years and the Aussies generally have the same sense of humor as the Brits call it crude if you like, Aussies that didn't get or like the humor were either very American influenced in comedy or were quite upper class and snobby.
it's a bit of fun, every country has their own brand of comedy. Look at how Family Guy portrays the English as an example. I love Al for what he does not who he is. They're two completely different animals but the pub landlord cracks me up something rotten.
@enisylo Thank you for pointing out the fucking obvious... It was because of a shit load of irish cunts making comments about the english and the banter back and forth, it was worse on the other video and still is really.
Yep, lets go to Ireland - greatest cuisine in the world. Potatoes! Boiled, fried or mashed - what a great selection :) Ok then, America, ANOTHER place of culinary delight (or fast food outlets as all the obese twats will attest to), after that Scotland for their staple beer and haggis, after we finish puking we can explore the bogs, sometimes called house by the natives. If all these countries are so good, why do all the brainless turds come here ?
"Shithole" - luckily you have never been to Dublin then (the most over-rated city in the world perhaps)? His real name is Adam Choudray - not Ajem Choudry.Does the world care what happened (past tense) in Ireland? - do they even know where it is? most people know Ireland as the home of the highest drink,drugs & teenage pregnancy rates in Europe, the complete economic meltdown of its eonomy ss well as shit bands the Sawdoctors,Dubliners,Hothouse flowers, the Corrs,U2,Sinead O'connor and Jedward !
@revol148 engayland is the biggest dump in Europe you idiot,worst educated,chav ridden shithole.
I see you oul queen has dandruff like her uncle mountbatten,they found his 'head and shoulders' on the beach in mullaghmore after the bomb went off LOL
@theboss12348 chavs? Have you have EVER been to Ireland (that's the southern part not to be confused from the north which is under British military control - ah that hurts eh?) - are you sure you are not a plastic-paddy typing from a suburb in Boston having drunk one too many Guinness at your local Orish theme pub? Sad to see that deck hand boy was killed on the boat as well - Oh well he was Catholic so at least some good came out of that bombing! (he would have probably bred loads of paddies)!
@theboss12348 you've said that joke twice now - ah I see you are constantly repeating yourself - so how many Guinness have you had now (plastic) paddy?It's a bot early mind you - it must be about 3pm in New England now - started early I see!
@revol148 it was that funny i just had to repeat it,if this is the only kind of reply you can manage then i won't bother replying again,i think on reflection you are probably a wee scared orange shite living somewhere like portadown but pretending to be english,i notice you have an unusual interest in 'norn iron' from your comments elsewhere.
fear not marty mc guinness and his Sinn Fein ministers will protect you,ya wee scumbag
@theboss12348 if you are simply going to repeat a joke then please do go elsewhere: believe me a joke of limited humour won't get funnier with repetition!You should go to Ireland one day:it's not as great as you may have believe - try Delta airlines they are the cheapest (avoid flying during the summer months).The food is terrible,the weather even worse than England and there is a lot of poverty so watch out for girls who try to chat you up - they are after a green card out of that shit hole!
@revol148 I would live in chav central engayland for any money,not that you do anyway,your're a wee orange scumbag from norn iron,i have you sussed out ya little cunt.
Ireland is a fantastic country with great people,nobody likes the engaylish,the most despised nation on earth
al murray in character just about sums up engaylish mentality,a bunch of good for nothing vermin,the scum of the earth
@theboss12348 eh? so you WOULD live in England - ah glad to see to see it - wow you have mellowed since we last spoke! Ireland is a fantatstic country - tell that to all those educated people (i.e not you!) who are leaving in droves - yes to the UK.Still the big difference is that the UK is not to blame on this (rare) occasion - glad to see that the EU,Irish politicians and Irish property speculators all getting the blame instead for all the problems affecting that overated country.
@theboss12348 dispised nation on earth - Oh I sure the Israelis are there way above us.I had no trouble myself on the three occasions I have been to the south of "your" island (as opposed to the north which is my country).Many of your countrymen have moved on but if you want to spend your under-employed adult life looking for work,drinking and getting bitter about history then that's fair enough I suppose.Still like I say - you are a weeny bit simple - I fully empathise with you it must be hard?
@revol148 what is about the engaylish that makes them such a sickening breed,the scotch and welsh are bearable,must be that they are made of 99.9999% shite
@theboss12348 so apparently sickening are the English that you can find the time to watch English comedians on youtube - perhaps they aren't that bad after all LOL! You are a bitter people - at least the Welsh don't go on about past injustices nor do the English complain to the Italians about the darker moments of the Roman empire.Still best you stay in the 1840's or 1970's if it keeps you warm and happy - let's face it Ireland has so little future you may as well dwell on the past!
@theboss12348 Shhhh - keep quiet about the atrocities the IRA did! Remember this is youtube world: the Irish are all cute,cuddly,smiling,happy,friendly people who wouldn't say boo to a goose & have mouths where butter wouldn't melt! The Brits on the other hand are evil and murderous (just look how nasty they can be on *yawn* bloody sunday. Come on don't let your side down now! Remember at all times this is a black and white situation - no shades of grey anywhere! (LOL)
@revol148 you know as much about history and economics as my dog does about his father so I'm not here to educate scum like you,
the world knows britains shamefull history in Ireland and around the world,nice to see your shithole country being colonised by muslims now,englandistan lol,rock on anjem choudry
@theboss12348 eh? we haven't even mentioned economics baby? are you sure you know what that word even means? I bet you know what "bitter" & "self-pitying" means - 2 words which I regularly use to describe some (but not all) of you Irish people.Issues with muslims now I see - ah so you have prejudice as well - and there was me thinking you lot only had issues with white British people.My main prejudice is dealing with imbred, simple-minded people such as yourself with limited debating skills! LOL
@revol148 I see you can spell about as well as you can read,great comment above re 'great britain' lol which i just read.
my point is how muslims are taking over engayland,which cracks me up laughing,I didn't say anything against muslims,although i sympathise with them being bombed in their home countries by the cowardly brit army
great welcome for Obama in Ireland today,big difference from the sham visit last week by oul lizzy
@theboss12348 Lizzy was very well recieved and from the news reports I saw and there were even some of your countrymen who even suggested that it was "time to move on"- sad to see you (like a few of the protestors in Dublin) feel the need (desire) to remain firmly in the 1840's or 1970's.Did any of your ancestors get raped by Cromwells men I wonder? - what about the Black'n'tans? perhaps they were too ugly and were spared a healthy dose of fine British semen up their raped vaginas! LOL
@theboss12348 muslim population of Great Britain & Ulster is 5-6% in France it's 12% in Israel it's 20%.What is the issue here?I'm sure you have them in your country helping to dilute the repulsive Catholic faith.At least Islam doesn't have a fine litany of raping priests like all those priests which the vatican goes out of its way to cover up.
@looneycrewvideos not true, I am not English and I sincerely believe I can fully appreciate this. I think being socialized in to British culture is sufficient.
@MrMousket Not to mention Cast Iron, Penicillin, the Telephone, X-rays, the Electric Motor, the Flush Toilet, Plastic Explosive, Radio, the Harrier Jump-Jet, the Steam Engine, Sellotape, Television and the Tin Can.
@MrMousket Ooh, I'm so sorry Mr. Grammar Nazi for not totally being on the ball 3 months ago, when I was typing that comment probably very late at night while tired and too lazy to bother putting much effort into a comment or doing a spell check...
America was discovered by accident, why do you think the Native Americans were called "Indians"?? Christopher Columbus was looking for Asia not America. We have history, they on the other hand have last week. Americans think they're better than us?? Fuck off! We owned you and if it wasn't for us, you guys wouldn't be where you are now. So show us some fucking respect!
This guy is hilarious! Yanks,Aussies and Brits are always ribbing each other but at the end of the day,when the rubber meets the road we are friends and allies.
The bit at 3:34 where he talks about David Coultard being the luckiest bastard on Earth, what race or incident is he talking about there? When was this show recorded?
@georgeman2468 hey i resent that comment and i plan to spend the next day of my life showing you exactly how i resent that and how i am right and you are wrong.
@RM3Lions Listen my unlearned luddite grab a history book and read. There were hundreds of empires throughout history, the major ones included the Roman, Russian, Spanish, French, Dutch, nevermind the plethora (that means many btw) Chinese Dynasties aka empires... Ming, etc. Actually education, at a minimum involves the ability to read and write and communicate. If you cannot communicate effectively you are not educated. Do I have your word that you won't respond :) I doubt it.
@RM3Lions haven't you noticed, amongst all the territories the British colonized, only a handful turned out to be 1st world ( USA, Canada, Australia) the rest ended to be one of the poorest and most corrupt countries. ( India, Pakistan, Jamaica, Kenya etc.)
@mgalvarez04 you just called India (11th richest by GPD) poor. If you think about the amount of countires who are now "3rd world" who were part of the Spanish Empire, Britain hasn't done a bad job at all. It seems to me all of the British Commonwealth countires are fine, the other countrys fought for there own independance or asked for it back may not be but at the end of the day the gave away all ties to Britain the day they became independant.
@RM3Lions By decimating the indigenous population by diseases and rampant killings to a point where they can't compete anymore plus the vast amounts of natural resources available and European technology during the colonial age usually creates a first world society ( USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA), unlike its European counterparts Spain, France, Dutch.. most native populations were preserved, creating a divide usually master and slaves,white and black, rich and poor..thus creating a 3rd world society.
@AdventureTimeTy well becaise your country has a bit more round peices of metal than our country it makes u better? LOL "dozey yank" us british would rather be at the pilub during the olympics avin a nice cold pint so STFU.
Ps. Watch al-murray vs americans, now thats what i call "pwnage"
@RM3Lions Autrailia... taking credit for that now. Former penal colony.. yeah we decided to put our worst people there and develop it... lol get over yourself.
@ozwick14 What about them? Perhaps your question was aimed at RM3Lions since she mentioned "penal colony." I don't dispute the selectors or their contribution to Australian lore...
@ozwick14 What about them? Perhaps your question was aimed at RM3Lions since she mentioned "penal colony." I don't dispute the selectors or their contribution to Australia...
@RM3Lions For the record, there have been hundreds of empires, the Roman empire... Again a library isn't just a place you pass by on the way to the pub.
@MMAC0RE John Logie Baird also dabbled in fibre optic imaging as well. I love this, when people think fibre optic technology is really new and they (talented engineers) actually conceived the idea in the 1800's, and demonstrated working concepts in the 1920's (when Farnsworth was 14!) along with TV.
Anyway, back to topic, in Australia, our prime TV production awards are called "The Logie's", after John Logie Baird, not Farnsworth. Thumbs up mate!.
when are most of you people gonna see the elephant in the room? He's taking the piss out of the steriotypical englishman more than any other country...........stop all the "my country is better than yours" and just laugh along .
@RM3Lions Best break out a modern history book, UK lost more empires than Tiger Woods lost sponsors. Can you really call an island smaller than NYC an empire anymore?
Everyone needs to take that stick out of their ass, he's taking the mick out of everyone. If you can't laugh at yourself then you must have some serious self esteem issues.
az an aussie born and bred this clip wasn't even funny.
OhYaH811 1 day ago
I swear this guy is mentally ill, but that's why we love him :D
kiewea14 2 weeks ago
Sand, boulders and giant freakish bouncing mice. Hats off to our aussie cousins
texasoilfields 2 weeks ago
this guy is funny like a rock in your face
morphiendo 1 month ago
Why Can't people just laugh? It's funny, if it insult's you don't watch, Define the word joke....Come on guys :/ We got enough hatred in this world with out people hating over comedy
AdvEr51Ty 1 month ago
Lol, everyone needs to stop being stupid it's comedy.
JooonMorgan 1 month ago
bloody pom dissing aussies. thats racial villification mate. im reporting this video.
screeem 1 month ago
@screeem Learn to take a joke.
SimplyClouded 1 month ago
@screeem can't tell if trolling or just really really thick.
DerpSquadron 3 weeks ago
We need to discuss the Schum...I mean Vettel problem.
MixedBag27 1 month ago
Im english and i love australians. Brilliant comedians and a majority of australians can take a joke =) same with irish
e7l13 2 months ago 6
@e7l13 nah it's not
ozwick14 1 month ago
This is why I love the English. XD
aprilblenk 2 months ago
@1vnman look, I think your just some yank who got angry at Al's American jokes and is now pissed of at everyone in England. Take a joke you idiot.
Mezworld 2 months ago 6
what a load of crap,how can anyone laugh at this fuckn bolox?
fuckn english people are so full of shit
1vnman 3 months ago
@1vnman omg get a sense of humer you moron
DrWhoFreak100 3 months ago
@DrWhoFreak100 what is it about the shit english accent that makes me want to kick the shit outa them?
and who is dr who? who you muppet
1vnman 3 months ago
@1vnman look even i have to admit an accent like that its a bit annoying but that doesnt mean i want to kill him. youre saying that just because of his accent he is an idiot? you have problems. oh and by the way they jokes. they are the same type of jokes that american comedians say, so why you complaining
DrWhoFreak100 3 months ago
@DrWhoFreak100 I didn't say kill, I said kick the shit out of them, anyway this 'humour' is crap,my point is only english people could find this funny,I know he's acting a stereotype and making fun of it,but theres alot of morons who think like his in character persona,that's my point
go anywhere in the world,whenever people hear the loud mouth english around they cringe,why that is i can't say, but I've witnessed it firsthand many times
1vnman 3 months ago
@1vnman Butthurt yank haha did some English lad bully you at school? You're right that mostly English people would find this funny so if you don't then jog on you fucking cunt.
Loud mouth English? I think you'll find PLENTY more people that fucking despise you lot more than us
ozwick14 2 months ago
@ozwick14 limey bastards,everyone hates u vermin, jog on lol,is that all you can say u english scum
1vnman 2 months ago
@1vnman Firstly i'm Aussie and I think this is hilarious. And I am more likely to cringe the second I see, let alone hear, a fat, idiotic yank like yourself.
Alykness 2 months ago
@Alykness what do you mean ur aussie?? auzzie osborne???
and ffs how can you accuse me of being fat and a yank, what are you baseing this on you pea brained decendant of a convict??
go play with a box jelly you dumb dingo
1vnman 2 months ago
@1vnman Le gasp! Oh how insulting, calling me a convict, how ever will I cope with something I have heard a million times before? Sick one...
And what are you basing calling me a pea brain on? Our education system is superior to yours, thank your very much.
Here, allow me to teach you something useful, since your lack of intelligence is clearly shining through in your spelling and punctuation. An Aussie is an Australian, as in, a person who is a citizen of the Commonwealth of Australia.
Alykness 2 months ago
@1vnman alot of austalians found this funny.
JammyBullet1 2 months ago
@JammyBullet1 they would being australians and dumb as kangaroo's balls
1vnman 2 months ago
@1vnman Fuck off yank.
ozwick14 2 months ago
@ozwick14 This is an American website. Why don't you fuck off before we track you down and nail you to a tree.
preemptivestrike20 6 days ago
@preemptivestrike20 On British made internet.
MsAlternativexxx 2 days ago
@1vnman i cant begin to say how much bullshit that is. "whenever people hear the loud mouth english around they cringe" no, only you cringe
DrWhoFreak100 2 months ago
@1vnman just want to say, who is doctor who? doctor who is a british tv show that started in 1963, it is a sci-fi series about a timelord from gallifrey called the doctor (creating the question doctor who, the shows name)who travels through time and space in a time space traveling machine called a tardis which is desguised as a police box, who on his travels with his human companions battles aliens on earth and other planets. Classssssic british show!!!
Matty09Magic 2 months ago
he's so shit
markyboy27able 3 months ago
I haven't found a single show of Al Murray's that hasn't made me CRY with laughter at least once XDXDXD
DiamShadowWraith 3 months ago
@DiamShadowWraith sad sad
1vnman 2 months ago
The Irony is he's drinking Foster's
nwcoastlife 3 months ago 6
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@nwcoastlife womans beer if ever there was one
dageezerboi 3 months ago
meh this aint one of his best stand up's
Quatrato89 4 months ago
Giant freakish bouncing mice lol!
muffinman1 4 months ago
Proud to be british love astraila love canida love ireland scotland wales just have a bad feeling about yanks
TheAlvoBoy 5 months ago
@TheAlvoBoy why
ManlnCognito 4 months ago
IT CALLED COMEDY U CUNTS LAUGH OR WATCH FRODO AND HIS MATE DRESSED AS A DOG!!! fucking kikes
johnchittock 5 months ago
rain it makes english people merry >D
johnchittock 5 months ago
Giant FREAKISH bouncing mice XD
Halldisa 5 months ago
Lots of huffing and puffing but if you ain't got it there's not much you can do. Makes Billy Connolly look like, well, Billy Connolly!
beinndorainjames 5 months ago
Giant, freakish, bouncing mice. Hahaha
scotthendo 5 months ago
Australians know how to take banter because they are english at heart.
mrgejwaites 5 months ago 44
@mrgejwaites
Then explain Americans, New Zealanders and Canadians then ;)
MrDeano324 2 months ago
@MrDeano324 they are english at heart to
DrWhoFreak100 2 months ago
@DrWhoFreak100
Thats what I meant. So how do you explain why they cant take a joke?, thats what I was asking.
MrDeano324 2 months ago
@MrDeano324 he didnt say they couldnt, he said they could
DrWhoFreak100 2 months ago
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@DrWhoFreak100
I know that, and I said "Then explain Americans, New Zealanders and Canadians then ;)", because they cant take a joke but they are also English at heart. Your not understanding my comment...
MrDeano324 2 months ago
@mrgejwaites explain Americans
04lewzale 2 weeks ago
@04lewzale Americans only inherited our drinking.
mrgejwaites 2 weeks ago
brits love aussies and in reverse
like brothers in arms
elbones1982 5 months ago 7
@elbones1982 Unless, of course, the Ashes are on!
MercyToAGrindingHalt 4 months ago
@MercyToAGrindingHalt haha! word.
elbones1982 4 months ago
I am Australian and I thought this was hilarious. If you can't laugh when someone's taking the piss what's the point of living.
rhart49 5 months ago 17
God its a fucking comedy show. Screw all this colitical correctness bullshit. This is a British comedy show, aimed at the British population. Their have been many other American, Australian ect comedy shows that have taken the pis out of us, ive seen a few, and actually laughed. Its a joke, its a bit of fun, its no way racist, and quite frankly, im ashamed that some people are classing it as such. Grow up, learn to laugh at yourselves from time to time. And stop being fools...
MrDeano324 5 months ago
@MrDeano324 Mate as an Australian let me just say what he said about aussies was fucking hilarious.
rhart49 5 months ago
@MrDeano324 It's because people these days simply take political correctness too far.
TheCrusader1109 4 months ago
If you're an English asbo chav, Al Murray is your hero. If you're an English person who's reasonably intelligent, Al Murray is a bit of a national embarrassment.
tylerdanielblack 5 months ago
@tylerdanielblack That's Quite a Narrow Minded View :/
Rakatan6666 5 months ago
@tylerdanielblack Al Murray studied History at Oxford. The Pub Landlord is a character he does. Any 'reasonably intelligent' person would recognise that that's a sign of genius
timscellison 5 months ago
@tylerdanielblack fuck of you boring old cunt.
JammyBullet1 5 months ago
@JammyBullet1 dont talk to people you dont know like that kid. have some respect for people
94981745 4 months ago
@94981745 he didn't have no respect, therefore I decided to give him no respect neither.
JammyBullet1 4 months ago
@tylerdanielblack That's a bit judgemental there mate. I'm actually really quite intelligent, although I find some of Al Murray's stuff really funny although some stuff he does xenophobic shit. :P
I'd rather watch Al Murray than Chubby Brown or Jim Davidson aka Tweedledum and Tweedledee. :P
TheCrusader1109 4 months ago
Aussies will appreciate his humour easily; if you can't, and you live in Australia, thinking you an Aussie...guess again. ha
Comedian Austen Tayshus is very similar in his 'approach' to our Australiana.
rachispretty82 7 months ago 2
@rachispretty82 As an Australian, I can say that one of our main qualities is our diversity of people and culture.. I think it's wrong of you to generalize that every "aussie" appreciates the exact kind of crude humour as you do..
stingy1sam 7 months ago
@stingy1sam lighten up princess
rachispretty82 7 months ago
@stingy1sam I've lived in Australia for 8 years and the Aussies generally have the same sense of humor as the Brits call it crude if you like, Aussies that didn't get or like the humor were either very American influenced in comedy or were quite upper class and snobby.
TheSaintAza 6 months ago 3
@stingy1sam Get back to stealing cars.
CreepyBacon 5 months ago
it's a bit of fun, every country has their own brand of comedy. Look at how Family Guy portrays the English as an example. I love Al for what he does not who he is. They're two completely different animals but the pub landlord cracks me up something rotten.
SonOfDiablo 7 months ago
He sounds like Brian Blessed at 0:55!!
dharmaseed 7 months ago
bare race hate on here. it's a act you mugs
Bootstrap193 7 months ago
@Bootstrap193 Race hate? Hardly. Try my other video, butthurt americans ahoy O.o
ozwick14 7 months ago 15
@ozwick14 Er... He was just pointing out that it's an act.
I think bootstrap193 was talking about the comments (and he's a got a point on that one...).
Thanks for the uploads by the way fella, fucking love Al Murray sometimes haha
enisylo 5 months ago 3
@enisylo Thank you for pointing out the fucking obvious... It was because of a shit load of irish cunts making comments about the english and the banter back and forth, it was worse on the other video and still is really.
ozwick14 5 months ago
@ozwick14 YouTube commenters have always been known as the intelligent elite.
enisylo 5 months ago 2
@Bootstrap193 "race hate" is used for stuff like jews islam schristians an blacks, whites, yellows not country's which al's is on about.
knightben22 5 months ago
giant freakish bouncing mice.
kidkappa04 8 months ago 5
Yep, lets go to Ireland - greatest cuisine in the world. Potatoes! Boiled, fried or mashed - what a great selection :) Ok then, America, ANOTHER place of culinary delight (or fast food outlets as all the obese twats will attest to), after that Scotland for their staple beer and haggis, after we finish puking we can explore the bogs, sometimes called house by the natives. If all these countries are so good, why do all the brainless turds come here ?
willbgoode1 8 months ago
When will you guys understand that the Landlord is an ACT.
EvergreenAstronaut 8 months ago 5
"Shithole" - luckily you have never been to Dublin then (the most over-rated city in the world perhaps)? His real name is Adam Choudray - not Ajem Choudry.Does the world care what happened (past tense) in Ireland? - do they even know where it is? most people know Ireland as the home of the highest drink,drugs & teenage pregnancy rates in Europe, the complete economic meltdown of its eonomy ss well as shit bands the Sawdoctors,Dubliners,Hothouse flowers, the Corrs,U2,Sinead O'connor and Jedward !
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 engayland is the biggest dump in Europe you idiot,worst educated,chav ridden shithole.
I see you oul queen has dandruff like her uncle mountbatten,they found his 'head and shoulders' on the beach in mullaghmore after the bomb went off LOL
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 chavs? Have you have EVER been to Ireland (that's the southern part not to be confused from the north which is under British military control - ah that hurts eh?) - are you sure you are not a plastic-paddy typing from a suburb in Boston having drunk one too many Guinness at your local Orish theme pub? Sad to see that deck hand boy was killed on the boat as well - Oh well he was Catholic so at least some good came out of that bombing! (he would have probably bred loads of paddies)!
revol148 8 months ago
@theboss12348 you've said that joke twice now - ah I see you are constantly repeating yourself - so how many Guinness have you had now (plastic) paddy?It's a bot early mind you - it must be about 3pm in New England now - started early I see!
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 it was that funny i just had to repeat it,if this is the only kind of reply you can manage then i won't bother replying again,i think on reflection you are probably a wee scared orange shite living somewhere like portadown but pretending to be english,i notice you have an unusual interest in 'norn iron' from your comments elsewhere.
fear not marty mc guinness and his Sinn Fein ministers will protect you,ya wee scumbag
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 if you are simply going to repeat a joke then please do go elsewhere: believe me a joke of limited humour won't get funnier with repetition!You should go to Ireland one day:it's not as great as you may have believe - try Delta airlines they are the cheapest (avoid flying during the summer months).The food is terrible,the weather even worse than England and there is a lot of poverty so watch out for girls who try to chat you up - they are after a green card out of that shit hole!
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 I would live in chav central engayland for any money,not that you do anyway,your're a wee orange scumbag from norn iron,i have you sussed out ya little cunt.
Ireland is a fantastic country with great people,nobody likes the engaylish,the most despised nation on earth
al murray in character just about sums up engaylish mentality,a bunch of good for nothing vermin,the scum of the earth
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 eh? so you WOULD live in England - ah glad to see to see it - wow you have mellowed since we last spoke! Ireland is a fantatstic country - tell that to all those educated people (i.e not you!) who are leaving in droves - yes to the UK.Still the big difference is that the UK is not to blame on this (rare) occasion - glad to see that the EU,Irish politicians and Irish property speculators all getting the blame instead for all the problems affecting that overated country.
revol148 8 months ago
@theboss12348 dispised nation on earth - Oh I sure the Israelis are there way above us.I had no trouble myself on the three occasions I have been to the south of "your" island (as opposed to the north which is my country).Many of your countrymen have moved on but if you want to spend your under-employed adult life looking for work,drinking and getting bitter about history then that's fair enough I suppose.Still like I say - you are a weeny bit simple - I fully empathise with you it must be hard?
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 what is about the engaylish that makes them such a sickening breed,the scotch and welsh are bearable,must be that they are made of 99.9999% shite
engaylish chav vermin
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 so apparently sickening are the English that you can find the time to watch English comedians on youtube - perhaps they aren't that bad after all LOL! You are a bitter people - at least the Welsh don't go on about past injustices nor do the English complain to the Italians about the darker moments of the Roman empire.Still best you stay in the 1840's or 1970's if it keeps you warm and happy - let's face it Ireland has so little future you may as well dwell on the past!
revol148 8 months ago
@theboss12348 lol fuck off and fix are road lad
leady73 8 months ago
@theboss12348 I could probably list about 40 countries more despised than England
lolatmyaccounts 7 months ago
@theboss12348 go fuck yourself you republican piece of shit :D
ozwick14 8 months ago
@ozwick14 Tiocfaidh ar La
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 tell me is that Irish for "please help us bail our economy out with your lovely £££"?
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 I'd wipe my ass with ur queens face
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 did you see her last week? I hope you waved! (many of your countrymen and women did) LOL!
revol148 8 months ago
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theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 Shhhh - keep quiet about the atrocities the IRA did! Remember this is youtube world: the Irish are all cute,cuddly,smiling,happy,friendly people who wouldn't say boo to a goose & have mouths where butter wouldn't melt! The Brits on the other hand are evil and murderous (just look how nasty they can be on *yawn* bloody sunday. Come on don't let your side down now! Remember at all times this is a black and white situation - no shades of grey anywhere! (LOL)
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 you know as much about history and economics as my dog does about his father so I'm not here to educate scum like you,
the world knows britains shamefull history in Ireland and around the world,nice to see your shithole country being colonised by muslims now,englandistan lol,rock on anjem choudry
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 eh? we haven't even mentioned economics baby? are you sure you know what that word even means? I bet you know what "bitter" & "self-pitying" means - 2 words which I regularly use to describe some (but not all) of you Irish people.Issues with muslims now I see - ah so you have prejudice as well - and there was me thinking you lot only had issues with white British people.My main prejudice is dealing with imbred, simple-minded people such as yourself with limited debating skills! LOL
revol148 8 months ago
@revol148 I see you can spell about as well as you can read,great comment above re 'great britain' lol which i just read.
my point is how muslims are taking over engayland,which cracks me up laughing,I didn't say anything against muslims,although i sympathise with them being bombed in their home countries by the cowardly brit army
great welcome for Obama in Ireland today,big difference from the sham visit last week by oul lizzy
theboss12348 8 months ago
@theboss12348 Lizzy was very well recieved and from the news reports I saw and there were even some of your countrymen who even suggested that it was "time to move on"- sad to see you (like a few of the protestors in Dublin) feel the need (desire) to remain firmly in the 1840's or 1970's.Did any of your ancestors get raped by Cromwells men I wonder? - what about the Black'n'tans? perhaps they were too ugly and were spared a healthy dose of fine British semen up their raped vaginas! LOL
revol148 8 months ago
@theboss12348 muslim population of Great Britain & Ulster is 5-6% in France it's 12% in Israel it's 20%.What is the issue here?I'm sure you have them in your country helping to dilute the repulsive Catholic faith.At least Islam doesn't have a fine litany of raping priests like all those priests which the vatican goes out of its way to cover up.
revol148 8 months ago
i love austraila because they no how to take a joke unlike people in america
lnorth861 8 months ago 2
@lnorth861 fuckin true mate, comin from a proud Aussie
spinking458 8 months ago 2
lol, welcome back love, done your time paid your debt..
keightley2011 8 months ago
Andorra is Scotland!
gavinc116 9 months ago
This is massive.
GunaMalaysia 9 months ago
Al Murray and F1! XD
MixedBag27 9 months ago
you gotta be English to fully appriecate this
looneycrewvideos 9 months ago 86
@looneycrewvideos shut up
stormholloway 8 months ago
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@stormholloway bite me bitch
looneycrewvideos 8 months ago
@looneycrewvideos or american they know were the same . deep down . a joke is a joke
kenny9525 8 months ago
@looneycrewvideos not true, I am not English and I sincerely believe I can fully appreciate this. I think being socialized in to British culture is sufficient.
DaeaGaia 7 months ago
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DaeaGaia 7 months ago
@looneycrewvideos yeah coz he mildly offends everyone else, lol. if i werent british i'd prbly hate the guy :)
musiclover60708 6 months ago
@looneycrewvideos no you dont.
tashpish 6 months ago
@looneycrewvideos No you only need a sense of humour.
scotthendo 5 months ago
@looneycrewvideos im dutch and i can appreciate to the fuckin full! Al murray is a good geezer!
DjDafader 4 months ago 2
@looneycrewvideos To fully understand it in the first place hahahaha
HerrOttoKranz 4 months ago
The pub landlord would make the most amazing schizophrenic
Waaagh23 10 months ago
Can I just interrupt this spleen-venting session to point out that there is actually a video at the top of this page? It's quite funny as well!
SuperBobster10 10 months ago 3
@MrMousket Not to mention Cast Iron, Penicillin, the Telephone, X-rays, the Electric Motor, the Flush Toilet, Plastic Explosive, Radio, the Harrier Jump-Jet, the Steam Engine, Sellotape, Television and the Tin Can.
fluffymole0913 10 months ago
@MrMousket Ooh, I'm so sorry Mr. Grammar Nazi for not totally being on the ball 3 months ago, when I was typing that comment probably very late at night while tired and too lazy to bother putting much effort into a comment or doing a spell check...
fluffymole0913 10 months ago
@fluffymole0913 Grammer Nazi's of the world... Untie!!! ;)
jeebersjumpincryst 10 months ago
shut up cock muncher
rgmanny1 10 months ago
2:53 ahaha, the noises make me laugh every time.
astral365 10 months ago
where u from australlia !welcome back love :0)
andygooner96 10 months ago
America was discovered by accident, why do you think the Native Americans were called "Indians"?? Christopher Columbus was looking for Asia not America. We have history, they on the other hand have last week. Americans think they're better than us?? Fuck off! We owned you and if it wasn't for us, you guys wouldn't be where you are now. So show us some fucking respect!
xMySTiiCaL 10 months ago
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Fat English dope
shanman1019 10 months ago
@shanman1019 lol potato muncher? fuck off
ozwick14 10 months ago 63
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@ozwick14 Get the fucking boat.
Doyle141 10 months ago
@shanman1019 fuck off ya lazy yank
darkkrenify 10 months ago
@shanman1019 It's called intentionally adopting a stereotype for the purposes of comedy.
Get educated, fuckstain.
FatherFizz 10 months ago
This guy is hilarious! Yanks,Aussies and Brits are always ribbing each other but at the end of the day,when the rubber meets the road we are friends and allies.
USAdude30 10 months ago
GIANT FREAKISH BOUNCING MICE!!!!!
ambre15 10 months ago
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Sillmech 10 months ago
They say criminals always return to the scene of the crime...
possibly why we have so many aussies here...
joezzzify 10 months ago
people need to chill out he takes the piss out of everybody including the british
monkeydust100 10 months ago
I love you Australians :)
fred12345ization 10 months ago
The bit at 3:34 where he talks about David Coultard being the luckiest bastard on Earth, what race or incident is he talking about there? When was this show recorded?
SuperBobster10 11 months ago
@georgeman2468 hey i resent that comment and i plan to spend the next day of my life showing you exactly how i resent that and how i am right and you are wrong.
mickthekindstranger 11 months ago
13 people wish they were British
Someloke8895 11 months ago 4
I'm British. I love the comments taking the piss out of our country cause no one cares!! We laugh at ourselves!!
RobAnderson0 11 months ago 4
@georgeman2468 Tell you what man there a hell of a lot of Hate no here.
Peace Man
HELLO2YOU3 11 months ago
@RM3Lions Listen my unlearned luddite grab a history book and read. There were hundreds of empires throughout history, the major ones included the Roman, Russian, Spanish, French, Dutch, nevermind the plethora (that means many btw) Chinese Dynasties aka empires... Ming, etc. Actually education, at a minimum involves the ability to read and write and communicate. If you cannot communicate effectively you are not educated. Do I have your word that you won't respond :) I doubt it.
sqd8r 1 year ago
@RM3Lions haven't you noticed, amongst all the territories the British colonized, only a handful turned out to be 1st world ( USA, Canada, Australia) the rest ended to be one of the poorest and most corrupt countries. ( India, Pakistan, Jamaica, Kenya etc.)
mgalvarez04 1 year ago
@mgalvarez04 you just called India (11th richest by GPD) poor. If you think about the amount of countires who are now "3rd world" who were part of the Spanish Empire, Britain hasn't done a bad job at all. It seems to me all of the British Commonwealth countires are fine, the other countrys fought for there own independance or asked for it back may not be but at the end of the day the gave away all ties to Britain the day they became independant.
oncrack1 11 months ago
@mgalvarez04 go back to wikipedia you twat
Exalle 11 months ago
@RM3Lions By decimating the indigenous population by diseases and rampant killings to a point where they can't compete anymore plus the vast amounts of natural resources available and European technology during the colonial age usually creates a first world society ( USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA), unlike its European counterparts Spain, France, Dutch.. most native populations were preserved, creating a divide usually master and slaves,white and black, rich and poor..thus creating a 3rd world society.
mgalvarez04 1 year ago
@AdventureTimeTy well becaise your country has a bit more round peices of metal than our country it makes u better? LOL "dozey yank" us british would rather be at the pilub during the olympics avin a nice cold pint so STFU.
Ps. Watch al-murray vs americans, now thats what i call "pwnage"
PBCrazyUK 1 year ago
@TheSoulSearcher1 I'm pretty sure roast meat pre-dates recorded history. Colour TV was invented by an alumnus of my university. John Logie Baird.
Skipissatan 1 year ago
@RM3Lions Autrailia... taking credit for that now. Former penal colony.. yeah we decided to put our worst people there and develop it... lol get over yourself.
sqd8r 1 year ago
@sqd8r Former penal colony? What about the selectors who went over and carved a nation out of nothing but shit bush land?
ozwick14 11 months ago
@ozwick14 What about them? Perhaps your question was aimed at RM3Lions since she mentioned "penal colony." I don't dispute the selectors or their contribution to Australian lore...
sqd8r 11 months ago
@ozwick14 What about them? Perhaps your question was aimed at RM3Lions since she mentioned "penal colony." I don't dispute the selectors or their contribution to Australia...
sqd8r 11 months ago
@RM3Lions For the record, there have been hundreds of empires, the Roman empire... Again a library isn't just a place you pass by on the way to the pub.
sqd8r 1 year ago
@RM3Lions Funny how you can say I am uneducated but I am the one that can spell.
sqd8r 1 year ago
13 people have nothin to talk about.
franks1nufc 1 year ago
@TheRandomness109 No.just no.
Tommyfungun 1 year ago
@MMAC0RE John Logie Baird also dabbled in fibre optic imaging as well. I love this, when people think fibre optic technology is really new and they (talented engineers) actually conceived the idea in the 1800's, and demonstrated working concepts in the 1920's (when Farnsworth was 14!) along with TV.
Anyway, back to topic, in Australia, our prime TV production awards are called "The Logie's", after John Logie Baird, not Farnsworth. Thumbs up mate!.
metastopheles 1 year ago
when he said giant freakish bouncing mice, i spat beer everywhere!
jackazzyk 1 year ago
@georgeman2468
the internet is full of sad wee men
TheSarge303 1 year ago
@TheSoulSearcher1 I think so :)
Tommyfungun 1 year ago
when are most of you people gonna see the elephant in the room? He's taking the piss out of the steriotypical englishman more than any other country...........stop all the "my country is better than yours" and just laugh along .
unclenewy 1 year ago 24
@unclenewy im glad someone understands
goshootyaself5 8 months ago
@TheSoulSearcher1 MMAC0RE just made you look a right twat....... do some research before you comment ah ha
Tommyfungun 1 year ago
@RM3Lions Best break out a modern history book, UK lost more empires than Tiger Woods lost sponsors. Can you really call an island smaller than NYC an empire anymore?
sqd8r 1 year ago
Everyone needs to take that stick out of their ass, he's taking the mick out of everyone. If you can't laugh at yourself then you must have some serious self esteem issues.
Bobster930 1 year ago
Lol I'm welsh and its true :').
Give us some hills and we'll be happy.
GuitarCarbon 1 year ago
Some you guys need to stop bitching and have a laugh, I'm from Australia and I LOL
it ain't that deep, just funny observations
ccc0mb0IIIIIIbReakeR 1 year ago 22