Episode 3 - Mid Morning Matters

[PIPPIN542]

"...and subsequently kissed"

[nilling]

all the love went from his eyes...

[stixflix06]

come on jiiill, you're from holt! you're from holt jiill!

[635mikeyb]

in the year.....5!!...luvvit

[milkminotaur]

'hottest yellow paste'

[scrambledeggsTV]

wth was that ribena line hahaha

[HughGarrette]

'come on jill, you're from Holt!'

[TomthatiscalledTom]

You are the Rudeth Judith.....

[frusciante001]

This tea tastes like chicken, this tea tastes like chicken, this tea tastes like chicken

[boggyb]

bernard matthews died 1 week after this was uploaded

[rosco86]

chewrubic face,oh deary me.x

[RIGTHEMORT]

5:58 !!!!

[slantyrock]

"TAKE A CHILL PILL JIIIILL"

[IEatManure]

Alan's bang on...anyone who thinks Delia Smith is a greater Norfolk person than Horatio Nelson is frankly a gobshite

[handofsutekh]

world's hottest yellow paste

[markbullimore]

Bernard Matthews died a week after this was aired, how strange!

[MrTimothyWatts]

Please do do so

[canmoreful]

your from Holt Jill your from Holt!!!!

[liampinkerton]

2222

[YGriffiny2]

Turn on transcribe audio.

[stevenemuri]

ive seen all of it, MASTUD!!

[ivorbigonee]

HELP, Can you get this on a podcast or anything???

[FraserScarlett]

....well youre being humerous- which is fine. hahahha

[TheSuperplex1001]

The Call from 4:05 - 5:39 is the greatest Alan Partridge moment I've ever seen.

[medwaystudios]

Although these were good on first watch they keep getting better on each view.

[Eldomina22]

Injecting yourself with Ribena is an undebunkable suggestion.

[t0v3]

Everything Partridge is involved in is comedy gold. He's fucking hilarious

[matt280791]

MEGA!

[CelticReject]

They should have had Michael (from the Texaco garage) in the studio.

[ivorbigonee]

@CelticReject and this weeks guest petrol is.....

[CelticReject]

@ivorbigonee Texico... and last weeks was? lol

[ivorbigonee]

@CelticReject Texico! lol

[CelticReject]

@ivorbigonee hahahahaha ya mentalist!

[Markell1991]

@heald111111111111111 Cromwell didn't massacre the amount of people that is said. Propaganda from Irish Catholics trumped up the facts grossly.

Anyway, don't abbreviate if you're being jocular.

[makerwidow]

behind that door is a 20ft high turkey scared because it doesnt know why its so big, its asking "Oh why am I so massive?" and looking down at all the little turkeys thinking its in an aeroplane because all the other turkeys are so small

[mexigary]

lol the worlds hottest yellow paste

[iGoshiix]

i hate it when people do this but...

21 peoples tea tastes of chicken!

[iGoshiix]

your from holt jill!

[HBMediaFilms]

i wanna go digging for things

[mjsayles]

"...and all the love went from his eyes"

Genius

[elgilberto123]

You are the rudith, judith!

[neilwilson557]

lmao "this tea tastes of chicken"

[Angusismyhero]

Advice to anyone watching this: don't do so with a cuppa. I've almost choked about five times so far and I guess I'm a third of the way through...!

[MrSuperdrunk123]

"world hottest yellow paste"- i weed a little.

[Doddsy]

how about some podcasts for your next project mr Coogan ? :) .. it worked for ricky, steve and karl :), faked lost radio broadcasts from Im alan partridge maybe? :)

[Doddsy]

lmao getting listeners to try injecting ribina

[DeeJayShaunbow]

;)

[ohdoshutit1]

0.55 oh god love him

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

Mid Morning Matters is MEGA!

[Mryorkshirepudngravy]

Mid Morning Mateters is MEGA!

[cherikandler]

fosters tastes like cock piss partridge .

[GrandAlbo]

@cherikandler cook pass babtridge

[PopcornAndCocaCola]

@GrandAlbo Twat

[matvarn]

simply the beest of norfolk. SO FLAT!!!

[MrMatdalegend]

HELMAN'S MUSTARD!

[shortplank]

Rayne wooney! Top one!

[mnic1234]

This cardigan looks like the same one worn in Knowing Me Knowing Yule.

[fuzzydunlop1]

Horatio Nelson: Could he cook a good spag bol? Our lines are open...

[TheRich017]

Bernard Mathews-come back as one of your own Turkeys-Karma.

[TheMassAnnoyance]

The good thing about these is You can listen to them while doing something else and it IS actually like You're listening to the Radio haha

[heald111111111111111]

Probably no the best place to talk about this but... Im worried about my lack of history knowledge, Im currently 20 and I could tell you very very little about Oliver Cromwell and other facts about past leaders and kings, also, I dont know anyone my age who could inform you on any facts of former kings. I know a fair bit about weaponry and general living during certain ages. but is it odd I dont know about the cromwell slaughter? seems a bit esoteric.

[12345l6789]

THIS TEA TASTES OF CHICKEN

[ugforthewin]

@psykool8 lol

[studas2011]

the jingle was so terrible

[WeAllFallDown1989]

Okay then, how is 2:22 mid morning?

[maureenrowleyme]

more...more.more.lolololo M:)

[DigitalLoveDaftPunk]

Why oh why is Alan Partridge's Mid Morning Matters sponsered by Fosters? Everyone knows it should have been Tonic Water...with some ice...and a segment of lemon...and topped up with some Gordon's Gin. Followed by a pint of lager and a shot of Baileys. Ah, Ladyboys.

[NAAADES]

@DigitalLoveDaftPunk No no no, it should be sponsored by Director's Bitter!

[radlord]

@NAAADES a nice big fat shot of

[WeAllFallDown1989]

How is 22:22 mid morning?

[jamesjonesrocket]

10 pence turkey, hahaha

[MrBuch169169]

OOH LOOK RAYNE WOONEY! TOP WAN!

[MrRobbo1978]

This tea tastes of chicken.

[davefrombaze]

is that topgear magazine on the shelf?

not my words, the words of topgear magazine!

[munkeny]

@davefrombaze overtaking national express coaches can be a LONG DRAWN OUT AFFAIR

[themossinator]

@davefrombaze would have been better if it was "What Car" magazine :)))

[ReuRomansolTobo]

@davefrombaze Autoexpress, just saying...

[RikTara]

Bernard Matthews can't slaughter keep living creatures in tortured, cruel conditions and slaughter them in thousands to fill his bank account with money. Good riddance to the inbred Norfolk troll.

[weraswero]

@RikTara Oh yeah cuz no he's gone nobody else will ever kill an animal........psshhhh.

[motherflange]

Bernard, actually, hasn't wrung the neck of a turkey for a couple of years and even then, it was for a charity event.

[DJFREDHEAD2010]

most popular prostitute on itv HAHAHA

[tegid699]

if he is not saying any "t's" then he cant say fairer than that!

[terminatorcmpunk]

In the year...FIVE

Lmao

[boriss4]

rayne wooney!

[blskelly]

Lol at Billie Piper being the most popular prostitute on ITV!

[gingerjames86]

I think he borrowed his shirt from James May.

[JoshRobertson142]

20 people let pigs smoke.

[TJmoneymaker13]

Alan Partridge is a competent presenter, i don't understand the negativity he has received in his career, ie his chat show being called moribond and the head of the bbc saying he made bad tv programs, he's just unlucky. Things go wrong on live TV. He was set up with the documentary they made about him in the travel tavern too. He's never had the break he deserves. Leave him alone and let him do his job, albeit it ,adequately.

[Tezzathegreat]

"your from holt ,your from holt"

[punkss17]

look at this top rated comment: sly fosters advert. dont buy a pint of fosters. it tastes of piss

[zx6arrrgh]

@punkss17 mate, I got nothing to do with fosters...check my page out. I just said il buy a pint of it because what other lager offers good free comedy?

I agree it's not the nicest larger, stella all day long ;) But I appricate what Fosters are doing!

[welshhibby]

top one !!!!

[CreditDue52]

I live in Holt!!! Near Budgens!!!

[wnxbb]

5 mins 22.

COME ON JILLLL YOUR FROM HOLT.

toooo funny

[baboonfish555]

YOURE FROM HOLT, JILLLL

[DrManhattanBitch]

He just said "Just drop it". And all the love went from his eyes. Chilling. Anyway,

[hardgayramen4ever]

This tea tastes of CHICKEN!

[HomebrandMusic01]

Aw look, Rayne Wooney! top one!

[StevieWondersWhy24]

this is brilliant. not only is coogan an absolute genius, he's giving us the comedy for free.

the best videocast type of thing ive ever seen.

[EllectrikaRemixes]

Sooo funny! Bring back Alan Partridge BBC!! xx

[SuperTruth77]

And exactly one week later he was dead- RIP Bernard Matthews, provider of nutritious food for the common man! Apparently even his tea tasted of turkey...

[markstar777]

IMO - ITS THIS EPISODE THAT SHOW COOGAN CAN FUCKING DO IT ON HIS OWN

[domaners]

Is that Chris Morris on the phone in at the end?

[revolutionaryspirit]

@domaners no.

[ec123456789able]

i had no idea this was back on. alan partridge is hilarious.

[mattstone12]

@ec123456789able I know, it's like an old friend coming home..

[sjamoon]

...'she's gone now.'

[Gwladboy]

Middle of the day? You bet

Middle aged? Maybe...

Middle of the road? No way!

[kaneda010]

This tea tastes of chicken.

[mattstone12]

@kaneda010 GAVIN!?

[jpjames1]

Needs to be back on tv

[CardinalDextrous83]

That was rhetorical: lease don't text in, I know why I bother LOL

[siarung]

20 people feed beefburgers to swans

[ikilleduku]

this is great :) and i have no idea who alan is lol

[matty1713]

No way! I live right next to holt. I didn't even realise anyone knew about it!

[bmofano]

C'MON JILL YA FROM HOLT YA FROM HOLT JILL!!!

[WidnesWonderwall]

Injecting Ribena!!!!!

[DownloadingUploads]

I shall be butchering my own Turkey this Christmas, in the honour of the late Sir Bernard Matthews.

[mcol3]

mustard!

[jackt2469]

the worlds hottest yellow paste

[gibbo1998]

"We´ve all got our black spots on our curriculum vitae"

Brilliant.

[banditcountry]

"deals is a cracking cook and very attractive older woman"....LOL.

[otraxx1]

I dont know why I bother...please dont text in, I know why I bother.

[otraxx1]

Murdered with a blunt instrument, in the year.........5.

[anthonyanlos]

top one!

[IngialV]

frenglemeyer

[suckzinclee]

"You're from Holt, Jill!" Priceless!

[Mirrorrim]

"you can avoid type 2 diabetes by injecting yourself with Ribena" hahaha!

[rpjc1]

Middle of the day? You bet! Middle aged? Maybe. Middle of the road? No way!

[annoianoid]

Thank you Steve.

[charliechops500]

is this on tv. were can i watch it please help

[bman8]

Bernard Matthews is responsible for the largest ornothological genocide ever!

[slyslasher]

why does he look younger than he did in series 2?

[Hixxy22]

Bring back Partridge!!

[ShroudedFury]

BERNWAAAA MAFFWAAAA

[brotha3000]

Comic genius..lol

[ellotreacle52]

'This tea tastes of chicken!'

[11essexboi11]

the time team is 22 22 comedy genius

[johnykoop]

in the year 5....

[djjoetheman]

brilliant.  just brilliant

[PoopmakerUtube]

Lol Kevin this tea taste of chicken  06:11

[pdw2309]

i saw all of it!!!!!!mustard!

[jointbuttz]

old men over 70 that wear BLAZZERS lol

[joelymoley8]

20 people were murdered with a blunt instrument in the year..... 5

[jointbuttz]

@joelymoley8

thats the best.yeah that will do haha

[cjpendleton1993]

if this was on bbc i would watch it all the time

[abermouse]

That was awesome! I think he just created the phrase 'ornithological genocide'

[Foz1]

Too much mustard gets up your nose?

NONSENSE!!

[toohighbrowforyou]

This tea tastes of chicken!

[Andy0808isgod]

This is not Partridge

[jonlcfc1]

@Andy0808isgod ?

[5xeurokings]

Delia Smith took out her anger on a piece of beef,,she made mince meat out of it..lol,,old ones are the best :)

[OstownArmySpoon]

Radical, awesome, MEGA!!!!!!!

[UnscrupulousSquirrel]

Mustard!!

[motherflange]

"Why do I bother ... bring on the models!"

[oranbhoy67]

666 likes woooooooo

[evanquads]

spaghetti bolognese

[Iminthecarsi]

It's time isss twelveee zero zero midday

[ImposingSumo]

Does anyone know if you can download then cut up a Youtube video? I want to cut out the Bernard Matthews bit and post it on Facebook :)

[TStyle1979]

The year... FIIIIIIVE.....

[zx6arrrgh]

140,000 views in the than 2 weeks for a show that's basically not even advertised. Imagine the ratings if back on the BBC!

C'mon BBC you're missing a trick here...

I'll buy a pint of fosters next time, fair play!

[Doddsy]

@zx6arrrgh

30 thousand more in 3 days! thats 10 k a day!

[RampanT77]

@zx6arrrgh If Coogan wanted to do a full series of Partridge, I think the BBC would bite his hand off. I can only imagine that the lack of Partridge on tv is Steve Coogan's choice. If that's not the case, then the BBC are a bunch of mentalists.

[moodini99]

I agree. Partridge would be great back BBC. What would the premis be, I wonder. So many available avenues.

I think you'll have to buy the head of programmes something nicer than a pint of Fosters though., because FOSTERS TASTES LIKE CHEAP, SHITTY LAGER!

[tegid699]

@zx6arrrgh I think i'll have a pint of bitter!

[MrBuch169169]

@zx6arrrgh And Peartree Productions, which I believe is Alan's own company... could easily make it on TV, for quite cheap. He could be broadcasting next week.

[ayerytgid]

@MrBuch169169 The way television is going just now... I wouldn't be surprised to hear this is too 'scandulous'. I'd love to see this on television, however. Perhaps C4? Couldn't see this being broadcast on BBC3.

[customclones99]

Steve Coogan with Alan Partridge back on excellent top form !!

[Broomehall]

"Farm yard to table stratagist" classic !............

[ohdoshutit]

i want to piss myself everytime i hear him say 'bling bling car.'