Let's Play Vampire:TMB - S9 P1 - Venus and her jobs

[kidofburden]

Also, I want to start throwing things into Venus' cleavage from across the room.

[kidofburden]

Neat, apparently your character can speak/understand russian.

[athorist]

> let's talk in your office

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LET'S TALK IN MY OFFICE" :D

[grindorblackout1986]

"Item gained, ABC Always Be Closing" for the financial book?

I see what you did there...good movie btw, I`d recommend it

[KILLRAIN42]

Holy god, I must be getting some kind of f-ed up gamer condition. Every time I'm watching a character falling down a ways in a game or in a video from a game I get butterflies in my stomach.

[KettoKamisori]

@KILLRAIN42

The same thing happens to me too, it's like a nervous/jittery feeling and it happens when I see people in movies do the same thing. D:

[xXxwtfpepoxXx]

Rotfl loved how near the end he was like "Don't do that in public!" yet there was that guy and girl behind a building, and he didn't really say much, x'D

[Rabboleth]

Venus! Tell your boobs to stop staring at me. It's very rude.  >:(

[Clarvoya]

I just thought, this games really inconsistant. Say, a wooden stake that would splinter driven in to your heart is nowhere near fatal and is paralyzing, but you can kill vampires with a shitty knife by stabbing somewhere near them? Brilliant.

[BetaSolution]

I like how they all shoot you with SMGs, but drop revolvers.

[MisoGirl2]

they r so meny of them because u didn't kill them when you got there in the first place.

[heartseed]

*neck snap* "Oh crap, it's the wrong guy."

Too bad you can't just kill that Boris guy and then jump out the window and run so your don't have to fight off his goons.

And what the hell was with that spring lady?

[kealoha46577]

I loved venus' chest I MEAN QUEST!

[MrIcePho3nix]

"Everyone's going mad! Quick, everyone do the dinosaur!"

[visualxcaffeine]

i miss the skirt



[GoldMagnum77]

street fighting?! HADOKEN!!

[fuckcreep]

03:45 Whoa! PAULY D D:

[headkraber]

Madness at the end is adorable.

[darthxerox15]

stealth just never works out for you man. D:

[DryFrankie]

Spring Lady and her noble attempt to stop the fight by grinding continuously on that man absolutely had me in tears.

[Darkovika]

I;m sorry, was there a person in one of those cages? O.O



[Cheejat]

If you're having trouble hearing the audio, you might be able to enable Loudness Equalization in the Enhancements tab of your sound device. Google for "windows 7 audio enhancements" for more info.

[BASTRDLYBRIT]

14:05 Shuffle fail!

[Saibot216]

I feel like in these club scenes they should be playing Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus

[mrsuenos]

venus two large quests or breasts lol

[Moondogg22]

The last minute or so...what exactly happened?

[Bluecho4]

@Moondogg22 This is what happens when the dev studeo that put out this game folds right after the initial release. We get no patches.

[johanneskrauserderII]

Oh my god, this was both horrible Russian and a horrible Russian accent. D:

[darktooth347]

@johanneskrauserderII they look more like trailer trash then Russian :3

[laskann]

@johanneskrauserderII I agree, His Russian is painful to listen to. It's just as horrible as my English... And I'm not voicing video games...

[OmegaSword4]

Did he get one of the thug's MAC-10's?

[lordofutub]

you should be on that guy with the glasses

[Danowner]

@lordofutub Oh hell no. TGWTG ruins anyone who joins their group. They're all a bunch of neckbeard douchebags anyway.

[666spalony]

@lordofutub

he's too good for that site

[beeper313]

@At0mican83 Add to that that Blood Purge works on a lot of the bosses Suicide doesn't and Tremere get progressively more badass. Also, you're thinking back to the April 1st videos :)

[electronicaza]

haha that was awful russian and awful russian accent ^^

[xboxandpcuser]

lol "don't stare at job"

I think we all know what he's reffering to

[waspbr]

During a fight you can should feed on the enemies with low health, otherwise they are more likely to dodge your attack.

[LokiDuck]

XD Funny enough I would of taken his offer just because I like the concept of backstabbing and getting on the side of a mafia boss XD

[LokiDuck]

is it sad i got happy i knew he said "what is this?" in Russian?

[RubyMuto]

if you start eating faces at the hospital make sure they're cooked, raw face is just gross.

[bitchofireland]

Poor Bob how is he doing with his recovery? D:

[TheUnknown644]

@At0mican83 Kiko? I think you mean Helloween :P.

[magnetchill]

never bring a knife to a fist fight

[ImNOTaFurryFaggot]

I bet Venus gives some good "jobs" *evil laugh*

[Feadrahchan]

@ImNOTaFurryFaggot That's exactly what I thought when I read the title.

[Riimi66]

Why are people whining about the audio. It seems purrfektly fine to me. :/

[CatNinji]

@Riimi66 same here.... i dont get it.

[olphod]

14:00 LOL I love bugs XD

[Ziiiv]

Helloween, you missed a wad of like $500 on the shelf in Mr. Russian guy's room!

[Ziiiv]

@Ziiiv

You also missed another money clip on the shelf behind the ticket counter as you walk into the club.

[standudinski]

how very strange, you mentioned bob going into a nuclear reactor, and i JUST finished watching cryostasis today...

[KaikipBT7]

Helloween, when you play F3AR, and I know you will eventually, I hope you play Co-Op with someone. Kikoskia maybe.

Also, tits. Tits everywhere.

[demonjack123]

@KaikipBT7 He won't.

[Ralanai]

Audio is great! Game is great! So excited to see more of these in my sub box! <3

[CrimsonReaper85]

Poor Helloween, maybe you should put a few points in combat or toughness to avoid final death.

[LadyKyoto13]

FFFF.

Such wonderful Russian <3~

[miroradev]

trying to save a girl buy jumping on peoples heads?? who the hell are you... Super Mario?

[OMGITSAWUTSIT]

the audio is sooo quiet i shouldnt have to have my speakers to the point where the static is very noticeable in order to hear my favorite lets player speak please fix this D:

[demonjack123]

@OMGITSAWUTSIT Finally other people notice =/

[RavnDream]

"Stupid spoiled American child."

Venus is American, then?

[Kraik]

You make my terrible days awesome Helloween. I get in a car accident, you update. I get sick, you update. It's a Sunday and I work in the morning yet can't sleep, you update.

Then somehow, my day is made 100% better.

[alkali987]

whenever you say venis i think u say penis, also is there anyway to make the overall video louder cuz i have to max youtube and my laptop speakers and its a little below normal.

[Stroper]

Another round of Helloween LP and large jiggling boobies...

...life is good.

[CaptinTrips]

Some of the bugs in this game are just way too funny.

[iscmpn]

lol "two large quests"

[bobthefreakincop]

You should do an lp of F3AR. I just beat it today and I can vouch for it that it is not a generic shooter. Its really fun, it brought ninja moves back (slide kick and jump kick), it has some scary aspects to it, and playing as Paxton Fettel is awesome. Also it seems like a game that you would have funny commentary for.

[thissnowtastefunny]

I hope he does the new Alice game next!

[dankukyakuu]

wish i didnt get motion sickness so that i could enjoy more of ur videos



[TheJambor]

I'm pretty sure that these guards don't attack you normally. Unless they see you take the book. Then they shoot the hell out of you.

[alchron]

What the hell is that lady doing?

[Schniedragon88]

Helloween: "We're going to handle Venus' two large quests..."

ME GUSTA

[BASTRDLYBRIT]

@Schniedragon88 Then I was like: "AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH"

[humafrag]

Helloween, are you going to to a LP of FEAR 3? (Or F3AR as the developers put it)

[Sparky245678]

@humafrag He's probably not going to as:

1. He didn't do FEAR 2 (for the same reason, probably, as the next reason)

2. It isn't enough a horror game to compensate for being a generic shooter.

FEAR 3 is, from what I've seen, Call of Duty reskinned with somewhat tougher enemies and a slow-mo button, except you can't customize the weapons.

[humafrag]

@Sparky245678 He did Aliens Versus Predator 2, and that was a really generic shooter, i just hope he will do an lp of it

[Sparky245678]

@humafrag AVP2 had enough horror elements (in the human campaign) to qualify, and then he did the rest probably because he didn't want to leave it unfinished. He did the one after that probably just because he had done AVP2, and it turned out to be a horrible mistake, one he is unlikely to repeat.

Yes, I am an asinine dream crusher. Didn't realize this myself until now.

[humafrag]

@Sparky245678 :'( *sniffle sniffle* MEANIE! lols you're probably right

[Robofish7591]

Well helloween, after shadow moses there were quite a lot of genome soldiers that were out of work, apparently they all moved down to california and became security at the empire hotel

[katamari117]

how exactly do you manage to jump on people's heads from the ground? i can't get high enough :'(

[katamari117]

"let's sneak out shall we?" bang

[Zorgon2]

also, I love your LPs and I love this game! Good combination right there, keep at it :)

[foist101]

"You had a knife and he punched you to death..."

*random guy in colourful suit runs through laughing/panting*

"Quick, we must still save spring lady!

Only in a Helloween video will such events be met with such a passive tone.

[Zorgon2]

you missed a 200$ money clip in boris's room

[theflameoflifez]

SPRING LADY LOL

[Schaly]

Im seriously loving this LP. I always light up when I see the new set posted up. Great work as always Helloween

[theflameoflifez]

One of my best friends name is Dima... hes russian... and hes strong and sorta goon-like... this is awkward xD

[XlightassassenX]

Totally bought this game because of you :)

[jcrebel18]

14:44 That's what she said. ;)

[Taniger12345]

I'm not sure if I want to know, but why was that fellow running around in a Environmental suit while Spring-Lady was animation-failing?

[Hamoth]

Sleep is secondary to this playthrough.

[ShadeCrenshaw]

Helloween, I just wanted to say, you are awesome in a can.

Yes, you are canned goods. Don't question my logic.

I'm subscribed to 99 People and I jump for joy whenever I see you finally pop up on the front page.

[holloloh]

oh, come on, it's 3:46 in Russia!

Now I have to choose between my dreams and watching this great LP.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, HELLOWEEN4545!

[Wussup8000]

lol, these guards are just as aware as the Blind Monks in Oblivion.

[Hitmannewb]

The guy at 1:25 <- copy of Andy of The Lonely Island :D

[Wussup8000]

I demand to hear your voice at full blast D:<

That didn't sound perverted, did it?

[EmperorLjas]

I think this might have glitched when I first played through it. I said I'll consider betraying the chick, which ended the conversation. Then I brutally murdered Boris and his little bodyguard (with a severed arm) and walked off without facing any kind of resistance.

[Fishman58585]

Will we every see Venus' jobs, i mean ummmmm.......you know what i mean, again?

[funnylookingkid]

Fun fact: The door guard at 4:00 is the same voice actor as Crypto from Destroy All Humans!

[Hiimwut]

Nice can of cream soda and Helloween videos. Good day.

[FPSannihilation]

i like how you buy a fireaxe and dont use it xD

[frozenlilies1]

My audio is fine as well. Well to be honest Helloween some of your videos are a little quiet but I just use headphones.

[CommanderZx2]

Using trance on the enemies would make it a whole lot easier to drink their blood.

[iEnjoyChez]

The audio is fine for me.

[BloodReaperZ]

Oh my god! You killed Bob! Again!

[YourDeadlyLilPoision]

OH THERE IS A GOD!HELLOWEEN UPLOADED!!!!!!:3

[kingy37321]

boob jiggle at 11:37

[VerySexyPenguin]

love your vids man

[beeper313]

If you can't feed on the guy normally, throw a Trance on him and maybe try it from the behind. Going with Trance/Suicide and just feeding works surprisingly well, esp. if you do a talky character and suck at everything else. Not as fun as going nuts with a katana though.

[BloodCloaked]

Everyone do the dinosaur, it is for the greater good! (To save springlady...)

[DonKain]

Ah, nothing better than a new batch of Helloween silliness to celebrate the end of 2nd year at the Uni.

[Tongarious]

i  was about to go off for the night..... then i saw helloween.... suffice to say i wont be going to sleep soon...

[soldatsolidsquall]

@Tongarious nice not like someone else sed that in a previous vid with the top comment or anything

[Tongarious]

@soldatsolidsquall really? Had no idea, sorry for unintentionally copying someone.

[demonjack123]

@Tongarious Agreed.

[lars330]

Helloween, PLEASE boost the audio!

[Lottanubs]

Audio is horrible :(

[Helloween4545]

@Lottanubs How so? Seems fine at full youtube volume from both of my pcs.

[Lottanubs]

@Helloween4545 I'm just on a laptop, I can't boost is very loud.

[Kattenslilla]

@Lottanubs There is programs for that. Google "laptop audio booster" or something simular. Just be carefull with it, too loud will not be kind to your speakers.

[FPSMoses]

@Helloween4545 dont listen to them Hell. Theyre just to lazy to turn up the volume themselves.

[woderworld]

@Helloween4545 for example i watch very youtubers and a small volume and i hear them perfectly but with you i have to up a little but thats my case btw great video as always

[soldatsolidsquall]

@Helloween4545 on my laptop its extremly quiet

[CatNinji]

@Helloween4545 same. its a 3 to one then.  check your own audio lottanubs please.

[tmanofpolley]

@Helloween4545 Perhaps he's using a laptop. I know when I watch your videos I can't really hear it without having my headphones in. Good thing I love the sound that my headphones put out. God damn shite speakers.

[Muppio]

@Lottanubs

Nah, it's just you.

[wispernrain]

@Lottanubs nope thats just you

[BitsRule]

@Lottanubs i dont even have to put it past halfway have you got terrible speakers or something

[Lottanubs]

@BitsRule I do :P

[kendraxdoodle]

Yes, now I won't be bored for a while!

[CFkimahri]

Wait, wasn't bob not the guy who got a headache in the headache deck in Cryostasis?

[Xeros612]

@CFkimahri Bob is everywhere!

[TheLemonGrenade]

@CFkimahri pretty sure Bob is the guy that throws ketchup everywhere in a whole host of different games and universes.

[applepieestgood]

I get so excited when you post a new video :]

Hey Helloween, I've been wondering what your system specs are for awhile now. Would you mind sharing :]?

[DemonMasterAnsem]

I should probably watch the video before saying first... wait.