Screw Attack's Top 10 P.A.B.'s

[Forgottenmemoriez]

otaon is #10 twice...

[IceVallejo]

Nick Bruiser, last boss from Super Punch Out! lost once to Glass Joe. It was some kind of freak accident, so awful that he refrains from counting that loss on his record (but it's Joe's only).

[09Thewilson]

Where's all the NPC's (except sig) from Jak and Daxter?

[not2shabby]

Sadly, I must agree with most Final Fantasy characters being PABs, but some kinda deserve to be a whiner every once in a while.

[metalgrinch]

Dear Screwattack, what is the background theme song you guys always use when introducing your videos? The song on this video that plays from 0:27 to 0:40? It sounds Metroidish - is it a game song that's downloadable? It's so hypnotic!

[SIFAssassin]

It was supposedly Nick Bruiser, the Champion in Super Punch Out who lost to Glass Joe.

[DoomsdayTails2]

Vincent, however, due to all that genetic engineering, probably has a wang the size of a horses wang.

[gohan4916]

When i first played Star fox 64 when i was little i thought slippy was a girl :D

[awesomeshadow]

I soon as I saw the Arwings I started laughing.

[rehwr]

The Pink Gi is a reference to Gene Lebel, one of the toughest men alive! IF he's still living!

[drifter402]

Rosh Penin from Jedi academy? he would do good on this list

[gamer19200]

...but useful DO A BARRELL ROLL:)

[DragoSonicMile]

@gamer19200, which is actually an aileron roll.

[ChaosOverdrive71290]

Damn and I thought Weegee was going to be 1

[waffleman20000]

They spelled Otacon wrong....

[ThePantha2]

dan is a tool

[darrius13sniper]

#5 I hate castle crashers.

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Uber Flame Shield...up! Final Fantasy SUCKS! Cloud and Sephiroth are over-glorified mama's boys with Justin Bieber-sized penises!

[ITSOVER9000ish]

Falco may be a dick, but that's why he's awesome.

[Mizticall]

AVGN lost to Glass Joe...

[Juliansnake1000]

I lol'd a lot in number one.

Slippy is like a fucking toddler playing a pro's game. (AHEM tf2 AHEM)

[DoverBroadcasting]

I lost to Glass Joe once. But gimme a break, the arcade machine was old, worn-out, and the screen wan't very bright.

[iamthewalrus374]

@DoverBroadcasting Don't worry. I did too once. I'd never played it before, I had no clue what the controls were, and I think I was drunk

[PGR201]

I want Screwattack make a top 10 I'm screwed moments in gaming..... Thumbs up so we can see this video made

[MushroomTV85]

I lost to Glass Joe, I'm serious

[AntoG1986]

No suprise a ScrewAttack worst 10 has plenty of Nintendo entries then.

[Reviewer158]

FLAME SHIELD UP I HATE FINAL FANTASY!! =D

[NuclearRex]

AVGN lost to Glass Joe wearing the power glove.

[Terastas]

"Everyone?" They named. . . Everyone from Final Fantasy?

All that shows me is how little they know about Final Fantasy. Vincent Valentine? Auron the Unsent? Barret the guy with a machine gun for an arm? These people they call P.A.B.s?

Hell, Final Fantasy XII had a character (Reddas) that could be made of awesome even while wearing pink pants. If that isn't a sign of an ultimate badass, I don't know what is.

[mafagafodoacre33]

@Terastas

Well they did put the Barret in their top 20 manliest men list (Vincent wasnt there, the requirement is being MANLY, Vincent is not manly, he is just cool).

And you gotta agree with them on this one, i mean, if you take out the four guys you mentioned, what is left?

P. A. B's

[NinjaMetalic]

lol that damn frog slippy at the bottom of the screen it says slippy toad

[22Emofreak]

you didn't put up a flame shield for luigi eh. I'll be back >:)

[ewokinarmor]

XDDDD ahhh....Tingle.......*sigh* *NEXT*

[iamthewalrus374]

I lost to glass joe when I was drunk once....

[cornelius1241]

Glass Joe beat Vodka Drunkenski because he was once so drunk he passed out while fighting Glass Joe.

[nerffan8000]

when AVGN watches this he is going to be like,fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[chrisjericho541]

octagon should be higher who pisses on themself in a M game?

[luigifan8282]

Winstin pane?

[blackskullthunder]

Surprisingly the guy who lost to Glass Joe, was actually the final oponent in Super Punch Out! No joke.

[nametobedecided]

I actually gave some 21st century gamers a try at Punch-out and NONE of them could beat Glass Joe.

[DarkBishop13]

I know who lost to Glass Joe, it was Slippy while he was flying his Arwing, either him or Dan.

[smirf180]

Screwattack just called the angry video game nerd a PAB...

[Forgottenmemoriez]

i used to keep slippy alive for one reason, TO LEARN HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE TO BEATING A STAGE BOSS :D

[Striljr]

the nerd lost the glass joe. remember?!!! the power glove review!

[xymbalreborn]

Isn't it "Otocon"?  Not "Otokon"?

[cutman15]

@xymbalreborn Nope, it's Otacon

[xymbalreborn]

@cutman15 - Yeah, that. There's no "K" in his name was my question.

[cutman15]

@xymbalreborn no, I was just pointing out that you were spelling it as otOcon, instead of otAcon xD

[victorhugo2826]

Wow screw attack sucks what bunch of stupid shit.

[KageegeeDJ]

Lester the Unlikely, God of the PABS

[NewPhoenixFilms]

umm, I think we know who lost to glass joe. He used a power glove.

[TheAbbster79]

I love the luigi's mansion series.

[wayoftheroad1]

luigi is the shit in mario 2

[TheSonicboom379]

Luigi is not wimpy.

[TheSonicboom379]

Tingles funny

[daftpunknation311]

the person who lost to glass joe is ric or nick bruiser in super punch out it said in the nintendo magizine

[shadowmax889]

@daftpunknation311 are you kiddin?? One of the Bruiser Twins, the best fighters on SPO o_O

[xstationo11]

I would have put Waluigi instead of Luigi

[JABRIEL251]

I think Demyx from kingdom hearts should be on here

[Psaakyrn]

@JABRIEL251

I would consider Kingdom Hearts to be part of the whole "Final Fantasy" list.

[BeforeItHappened]

Unrelated as it may be, I never want to see a crossover of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. Some things should just never be.

[zeniey]

I think it was king hippo who lost to glass joe in a "freak accident" I got bored and read hours worth of wikia knowlege and read up on time passing character bio's

[Thougar]

You know, I went into this list wondering where slippy would be... by number 5 i started to doubt he would be on there...

I was satisfyed with number one :)

[XScorpio34]

wait so johnny cage is number 9 pab but hes number 10 mortal kombat charecter?

[enterthebox123]

FUN TIP!

Tinkle is a 35 years old single guy who thinks he is a fairy!

....That is all

[playarea51]

glass joe's score is updated 22 more people lost to glass joe

[StuffedAnimalAdvisor]

That is true about FF...and I liked playing 7, 10, and even 10-2

[residentevilmusical]

#2 Is so true

[TheMlt2524]

@residentevilmusical you bet

[jakethenintendonerd]

the person that lost to glass joe was the former heavy weight champion - nick bruiser

[Dwavenhobble]

But Dan has no nads for Johnny cage to punch him in.

Also Zangieff the Russian gay guy should be more of a concern than the giant hair monster ? Please really ?

Also Luigi, the dude has his own Princess called Daisey and guess what she's never been kidnapped, dudes getting poon tang and not working for it there.

Also wasn't slippy like the teams tech guy who got roped into flying with them ?

[Leishmaniasisably]

#8 is my favorite.

[dumbwakeup]

Dan is a pussy? Craig seems to be seriously misunderestimating THE MAN !

[kubinskij1]

this guy is kinda fun xD

[Gamrking]

Mario is a pab cuz he never does peach?

Being a pab has nothing to do with sex!

[Corzar29]

Dan reminds me of myself. :)

[boyslove20]

EVERYONE FROM FINAL FANTASY!!

Are you serious?! Okay there are quite a few of non-likeable characters from the series. But hey... Cecil was awesome... Terra and most of the cast from Final Fantasy VI were so cool. Even Squall I liked!! ScrewAttack you officially suck.

[Xfan17]

@boyslove20 -.- wow really?They just cry about everything just shut up and deal with it PLUS They had the flame shield so that means you SUCK

[boyslove20]

@Xfan17 Why don't we look at the facts of the character development from some of the games?

Cecil (FFIV) - He was upset and angry with himself because he obeyed orders that he knew he shouldn't follow. But after a while he went to Mt. Ordeals and learns to become a Paladin, putting his past as a Dark Knight behind him.

Terra (FFVI) - She was always trying to find herself and discovering what love is all about. She finally did even after the world was ruined.

[Xfan17]

@boyslove20 Oh and did you hear they pretty much everyone?Yeah they said not everyone

[TheDeadpoolOwns]

Wow... Dan? F*CK THAT! I MAIN DAN! Me and a lot of other people disagree with this choice... and he's more of a PAB than Johnny Fucking Cage? REALLY!?!

[yusifudo46]

@TheDeadpoolOwns and a lot of people more than agree with that choice. i hate Johnny Cage too, but Dan, *ugh*

[megaawsomeaustin]

slippy lost to glass joe

[csBob447]

@megaawsomeaustin really, i thought it was toad or magnicarp

[DKS3A]

i found out from the Punch-Out wiki that in the official Nintendo Power Magazine Punch-Out Regime, that Glass Joe beat Nick Bruiser (from SNES fame) in a freak victory

[tweakrenegade]

wow guys, like everybody knows that the nerd lost to glass joe using a horrible power glove, calm down

[thetwinN3RDZ]

The one guy who lost to glass joe is the angry video game nerd with the power glove on XD

[skeletonking1234]

Slippy had one purpose in Star Fox 64, he could tell you the bosses life meter so you could tell if you were doin a lot of damage or not

[TevanaZelta]

I know the dialog said "Fox, get this guy off me!" but when I heard it, it sounded like "Fuck, get this guy off me!"

lol

[M3rtyville]

Numbe 2 is AVGN with Power Glove xD

[Kike2900]

I think the guy who lost to Glass Joe was Gabby Jay From Super Punch Out.

[eb937]

Ehh, regarding FF series, the Warriors of Light in FF1 did not have a well-established background (because you picked and named those characters yourself), and never displayed any emotion whatsoever in the story, until they all shat bricks upon seeing Garland turning into Chaos. But, the Warriors of Light still managed to kick Chaos's ass.

Too bad the original Warriors of Light never passed down the concept of "growing some balls" to the next heroes in the subsequent Final Fantasy games.

[Thejubjub2000]

u know before i played starfox i thought slippy was cool until starfox 64 with that gay voice

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

i didn't know slippy was a guy...

[amyroseff]

never played castle crashers should i? i have no new game systems.

[fatbluewaffle]

THANK YOU!!!!! everytime i played MKII i always said johnny cage was a pussy ass bitch!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

[xbhawk005]

i know that silppy is useless as fck but the screw attack is wrong on how hes useless unless you don't care on how much hp bosses have otherwise ya.... hes useless badly

[sephiroth8261]

i dare fanboys to flame this comment FUCK SEPHIROTH AND CLOUD! GO ON DO IT!

[Demock]

for the most part, the final fantasy thing was truth, but, FFXIII Lightning, not a P.A.B., on the other hand, Hope, definitely a P.A.B.

[IMmephiles]

seriously? no lester the unlikely?

[dietargo]

dude angry video game nerd lost to glass joe

[whatevers31]

@dietargo with the power glove

[TehRampageKiiLL]

I'm surprised people are still coming to this. :/ I posted this at 16. I'm almost 19 now. The fuuuuu?

[AgentZombieMan]

@TehRampageKiiLL It's a Screw Attack Top 10. As long as there are gamers with a sense of humor, people are going to search Screw Attack Top 10 and you're going to keep getting views

[Tobashii]

@TehRampageKiiLL it's screwattack, man.... they're awesome! of course people are gonna watch it!

[kyoujinuk]

@TehRampageKiiLL it was reccomended by you tube plus was awesome XD

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

@TehRampageKiiLL What can we say? People like their Screw (you) attack

[18izzo]

@TehRampageKiiLL Screw Attack just lasts FOREVER !!!

[Matslek08]

@TehRampageKiiLL Why wouldn't people come see this? the video is still as good as it was in 2009...

[riomariucci]

Slippy would get his ass KICKED off of an intergalactic piloting squad if he were a real person...or that whiny little kid at the store saying "MOMMY I WANT THIS!!"

[DynastyZero1]

Whoever decided to put Dan on this list should be shot.

[EmperorHelix]

The Final Fantasy thing is the FUCKING truth!

[nelsonr12]

AVGN loss to glass joe

[kidn00b1]

i keep watching this cause i keep forgetting wat PAB is

[TickTock139]

omg im on the list i suck at glass joe

[Suuslas]

Yeah, Slippy, he's just a damn- DO A BARREL ROLL!

NO PLEASE, NOT YOU AGAIN!!

[ZachJamesFriend]

@BIGBADDEATHSQUAD for real?????

[kingjcare121]

@ZachJamesFriend

of course not

[S3IZUR3]

@BIGBADDEATHSQUAD Big deal. Watch us gamers do it anyway.

[PaperBagSam]

would you go into a mansion infested with hundereds of ghosts, armed only with a vacume cleaner? LOL

[Starfalko]

About the guy who lost against glass joe, That would be Nick Bruiser. He lost against Glass Joe in a freak accident. True fact.

[TronJ0n]

@Starfalko Really? I thought it was avgn with the power glove.

[Starfalko]

@TronJ0n Yep, it was Nick Bruiser.

[TronJ0n]

@Starfalko Oh Ok thanks.

[om3g4z3r0]

DAN = STEVEN SIEGAL

[animalcrossing7]

I know who lost to glass Joe. It was the angry video game nerd trying to fight him with the power glove

[16bitMatt]

1:37 rofl

[DieKampfgurke94]

never call auron from FF X a pussy EVER.

[kpinchy15]

what does he mean when he says 'flame shield up'? just wondering...

[CaptainMaloy1001]

i think a toddler lost to Glass Joe.

[chainofthunder]

erm..avgn lost.

[hirschman23]

While Dan's persona may be a PAB, you got to admit fighting as him is kinda fun.

[NMbarrassment]

Dan? No pussy would dare take on the fighters thatDan does, especially with the little amount of training he's had. The fact that he never gives up counts for something too.

[sonicmaster95]

@erik91895 then your brother is a P.A.B.

[erik91895]

My brother actually lost against glass joe!!!

[sonicmaster95]

@mcFreaki Tidus I only know from the top 15 most hated characters list by peanut3423 and joshscorcher. their explanation is why I suggested him.

[101Xemnas101]

Okay the I'm a big Final Fantasy fan but I see where Craig is coming from, however I disagree with there overly-general statement. In my opinion Vincent is the whiniest most emo-ness character in any of the games but there is ONE character from that franchise that tops him in sheer P.A.B-ness... Cait Sith :P

[ammarhi]

ok so say that you were in the sittuation that slippy was in think about it now dont u think that would be kind of hard for you

[gokusama666]

If they ever make a Justin Beiber video game they´re gonna have to re-do this list.

[TheGameplayer555]

how dare you talk to the avgn like that, if you dont know what im talking about look at the power glove review on him

[MadJackLightning]

I STILL LOVE WEEGEEE!!! :3

[sonicmaster95]

they should have used Tidus for their final fantasy P.A.B.

[mcFreaki]

@sonicmaster95 Tidus was not nearly as P.A.B as whossisface from 12. forgot his name.

[MrVideogamenerd100]

The AVGN only lost to glass joe because he was using the fucking power glove!!

[TDImiracle]

@MrVideogamenerd100

So the Power Glove is the PAB?

[LudicrousScotty101]

mmm Johnny Cage Wins heh heh

[gigaty123]

the guy who lost to glass joe is right beside me..my brother

[PandaWithGlasses]

I love Hal :3

[EvilApple567]

BUT SLIPPY ANALYSIS BOSSES! YOU'RE NOTHING W/OUT HIM!

[ThreeDaysOfDan]

halo is so childish....

[kuunami]

What version of Mario was that at 4:17 - 4:19

[Darkboo1]

@kuunami Paper Mario

[charizardcowman]

Two things:

[Showing Vincent] "With their giant swords." I'm pretty sure... Vincent uses.. a gun.

"Everyone loves Castle Crashers" Uh, never played it.

[coleisawesome532]

in puchout mario is the ref!

[MrBuch169169]

True story: I lost to Glass Joe the first time I played Punch Out!

O.O

[XzoahX]

How do you know Mario never gets any from Peach?

For all you know she could be an absolute freak.

[bassisnevertooloud96]

BUCKETHEAD MORTAL KOMBAT THEME HELL YES

[LiquidArmProduction]

#2

The put me on the list.

I should be ashamed but I'm just happy to be on a screw attack list.

[PocketsTheZombie]

Hey man you shouldn't be ripping on Dan. In most games, like ALpha 2 for example, he is a definite force to be reckoned with. The only thing you can really rip on is his one box hadouken.

[abhitron]

When MGS2 came up, I thought it was going to be Raiden.

[Jarateispiss]

slippy gives the bosses hp meters.

just pointin that out.

[MrMattroxx]

Avgn lost glass Joe watch the power glove episoide

[deadsuperman200]

17 people never experienced star fox 64 for themselves

[kurzuul]

Heh hehehh. NO.

[MrMyasshurts45]

chuck norris beat mr dream and mike tyson with 1 punch o.0 how you ask

he is chuck norris thats how

[IcyFlameFilms]

The dude who lost to glass joe was probabally texting

[IcyFlameFilms]

Wouldn't the other guy be saying that about slippy? Slippy: you can't use your laser on me I have a force field and plus my teammates will protect because they like me and blah blah blah. Enemy: Someone get this guy off me!

[skellington458]

HAHAHAHAHA SLIPPY!

[DrJoshMc]

I slammed that like button so hard when I heard the number 1

[waffleriddle]

@Soren216 yeah and sazh is fucking awesome aswell

[Jopo1226]

Chunky Kong from DC64 should have been in this list

[1un4cy]

*Glass Joe chasing Slippy*

Slippy: Fox, get this guy off me!

Fox: *facepalm*

[SuperPastaMan1]

Slippy is actually the most usefull character because he shows you the bosses life bar.

[TheHaos1]

couldn't agree more on the final fantasy part...

[Djstudiosgold]

Dunno why, but I feel like Susano from Okami should be on here

[Djstudiosgold]

Oh c'mon, Luigi is 3? What about toad?

At least Luigi faced his fears in Luigi's Mansion to save Mario's ass! Toad, even though a captain in BOTH Mario Galaxy's, he STILL pussed out!

[IWillSlash91]

No Toad is more PAB than Luigi

[StratNTac]

17 people like Slippy.

[animedude752]

cloud final fantasy 7 no question