A few favorite jokes from the High School Musical Rifftrax.

[PaprikaFlavoredChips]

"Hey, 'sup Troy?

"Was'sup token?"

[Maglevspiritualgeek]

Can't we just work this out in the showers LOL!!!

[Darwyn7]

On the other hand don't answer that!

[snowangle909]

I'd like to audition- *HYPERVENTILATING* Haha, priceless! XD

[MCBetaMaxx]

You go to hell! bahahaha, busting with laughs.

[ChrisKlemens]

TAYLOR MCKESSY! 15 Minutes...in heaven that is. pure genius

[clockworkalex20]

One of Bill's best ones from that Rifftrax: "Gab-ri-ella Mon-tez... Search-ing on the Int-er-net... Looks like she's a smart-y-pants!"

[NoHeartNoLove11]

i DIED at the Tpain part. xD

[1MissKarlieStarr]

SHAME!!! I wanna look like a douchebag XD!!!

[RossM3838]

Hold your nose and scream and you will sing better than do these people.

[XxPnuemaxX]

Bieber hair. oh Lord.

[HumorFunnyHaHaComedy]

SHORT PEOPLE GOT...

LOL

[uofc57]

"Hey token" LOL

[ElvenRaptor]

"Help!" A message from the editor. I just about died when Mike said that.

[LOTR4ever1]

"East High, where even black guys can't jump."

"Gandalf's finally here!"

Troy doesn't interact with "ethnic types"

Greatest. Moments. Ever

[joethehero2]

You go to hell!

You go to hell!

You all go to hell!

(seriously, is it that easy to be Oprah?)

[AnkokuEvangeline]

Gah, a velociraptor!

Gold...

[VTPPGLVR]

All the "go to hell", I'm a little freaked, as I just finished watching clips of RiffTrax "Drag Me to Hell" before this.

[Lasadialarwen]

1:47

[Lasadialarwen]

XD "gandalf's finally here!!!" I nearly fell off my chair laughing!!!!

[AllyMarton]

XD oh dear lord, I kept rewatching 1:44 and not I can't stop laughing. And on that note, right after it...

MY QUIRKINESS!! XD

[daffodil977]

"You know what else was new at one time? HITLER."

"Troy doesn't usually interact with-" "-Ethnic types."

"When did they integrate our school?!!"

"Can't we just work this out in the showers?"

[kitkatcutie520]

Short people...

YOU GOT TO HELL!

[balrog13571]

0:58

Hu uh uh

Water story curly haired guy.

[alematt]

London Calling!!

[RandomEncounterFilms]

Short people got no reason!

[loony4luna]

"Look at me and what do you see?"

On the other hand, don't answer that

[darthkrueger]

London Calling. lol

[DrThunder88]

"Aah! A velociraptor!"

That would have improved this movie immensely. Actually, that goes for most movies.

[StMcAwesomeX45]

Look at me and what do you see? "On the other hand don't answer that?

[ShadowCrashed81]

They need to do one of scream. I'd like to hear that.

[dustymew]

"she has a book! stone her!"

[musichalloffame]

This movie can go to hell

[Halo4Lyf]

Who was the girl playing the piano during the auditions? She was actually kinda cute!

[vistavizion]

@Halo4Lyf

Her name is Olesya Rulin and she's very cute in the movie, but actually pretty hot in real life.

[OuroborosChoked]

@Halo4Lyf Second! Glasses really work for her, too :D

[YESHUAISMERCIFUL]

"and now her one woman show, Bea Arthur tonight" lmao!

[banananer16]

she makes the acting of the hogwarts faculty seem understated and subtle!

[bigjakecook10]

What's up token?

[davedaveydave]

my quirkiness

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

"Gandalfs finally here!"

From then on i couldn't stop laughing! Also, 1:46 was way too good

[kfetter16]

Gah! A velociraptor!

[JakenJragin]

WOW! The riffers sure can sing! I keep on replaying their rendition of Short People!

[loverboyz901]

Help! A message from the film's editor. Probably

[NJmetal94]

aha so what you're saying is if I want head I must get it in the game

[Everwen45]

"MY QUIRKINESS!"

[pdlbean]

she makes the Hogwarts staff look understated and subtle.

[Wintermute01001]

"You go to Hell!"

[acciobooks19]

This was one of their funniest riffs in awhile.

[TheShinyGlameow]

"Despite your Beiber hair."

Lol! XD

[Headbanger142]

"Whoop, there goes another naked picture"

[TheDrugasaurus]

"I bake."

"Every night. While watching adult swim."

[GingerEckley818]

[enter/repeat line that you though was funny here]

[Elvirth24]

@GingerEckley818 nice. lol....

[NamiAsakura]

"Gah! A Velociraptor!!"



[dreadred92]

Haha, "Something's not right. When did they integrate our school?!"

[zachi033]

2:52 THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!

[KainGerc]

if they don't like you it's their problem, also.... "DO YOU LIKE SCARY MOVIES?"

i literally fell off my seat laughing at that point.

[SpiderJon07]

@KainGerc

that is sooo true!!!!

:p

[GoldenCenturion]

Oops! Another nude photo fell out!

[XxPnuemaxX]

2:37

*Dies*

[priceman141]

you go to hell!

[limmywinks]

2:02 "on the other hand don't answer that..." Fucking EPIC!

[lordofthedrums93]

Short people got no reason! Lol! Great reference

[jackedsamurai772]

"you know What else was new at one time HITLER"

[jackedsamurai772]

"you know hat else was new at one time HITLER"

[Abridgedfan134]

SHAME! I wanna look like a douchebag!

[LiamX61]

Please upload more!!!! I HATE this movie, this is awesome!!!

[EST0PA]

ahhh come on... put 9.59 minutes of Rifftrax on every video!!!!

[illuminatioracle]

one woman show: bea arthur tonite!

[randomguy199545]

SHE HAS A BOOK! STONE HER!!!!!!!!

[RollOnToVictory]

go to hell!

[wooite]

SHE HAS A BOOK! STONE HEERRR!!

[randomguy199545]

As a The Clash fan, i loved the part where bill sang "London Calling"

Great upload thanx!

[randomguy199545]

As a "the clash" fan, i loved the part where bill sang "London Calling"

Great upload thanx!

[lordofthedrums93]

On the other hand, don't answer that...

[dieHeeresschar]

A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!

[abridgedfan107]

what's up, token? =)  someone needs to put up a best of!

[DenOfVipers]

@abridgedfan107 Someone did, and it was pulled by Rifftrax themselves. It might have been too long, is why.

[jumpingchicken69]

@abridgedfan107 There was a 15 min one but it is on veoh.com now just do a best of rifftrax HSM search on google and u should find it

[uofc57]

East High, where even black men can't jump!

[JamesOhGoodie]

Getting serious, in what weird alternate universe does Vanessa Hudgens qualify as an awkward book worm?

[JamesOhGoodie]

"I'm surprised"

"I'm non-plussed"

"I'm gobsmacked"

"I'm startled"

"I'm bemused"

"I'm surprised again"

"I'm bumfuzzled"

[Doomimus]

@JamesOhGoodie If all the world's thesauruses should disappear one day, just call Mr. Corbett. :)

[Anthaurose]

I bake "every night while watching Adult swim." LMFAO!

[carahpants]

"Wait! Something's not right?!" "When did they integrate our school?!"

[janeaustenfreak]

1:45 is my favorite :)

[JCfreak88]

cant stop laughing at all the "You got to hell"

[Rafflefull]

Short people got, no reason...

[GrimReaper19]

Short people got...

[greypilgrim26]

"Yeah, you know what else was new at one time? HITLER!!"

Choked on my water there. This whole vid is bloody hilarious. Please, please let there be more!

[Rafflefull]

You go to hell!

[Tyran1232]

YOU go to hell! XD

[Demonofthenorth]

T-Pain and the Clash in 20 seconds of each other, excellent

[SleeplessKnight16]

#@!!* High School Musical. You've turned yet another person into a psychopathic killer.

[SpikeJet2736]

"with the quick edits here, Michael BAY! Thinks this thing is over cut"

I'd rather watch a Michael Bay film than any of the High School Musical movies any day of the week because at least shit gets destroyed in Michael Bay movies

[KainGerc]

YOU... go to hell.

[funnymannumber2]

When RiffTrax does a perfect joke for "HELP!", it made the joke even funnier.

[zafara1222]

OMG XD

Can you post more??

[funnymannumber2]

"HELP!" always made me laugh, but thanks to RiffTrax, it took me to a whole new level.

In short, I'm amused.

[funnymannumber2]

"HELP!" always made me laugh, but thanks to RiffTrax, it took me to a whole new level.

[KakkoiiSasuke]

My quirkiness!!

On the other hand don't answer that.

Despite your Bieber hair.

[Iamafishproductions]

"She has a book! Stooone her!"

"Get some self-esteem, you idiot!"

"MY QUIRKINESS!"

"Let me paw near your breasts, briefly exciting any dads in the audience!"

"Aah! A veloceraptor!"

"When did they integrate our school?"

"HELP, a message from the film's editor."

So much hilarious riffing, so little time. Hypothetical thumbs up, sir.

[Anynom]

"I'm so ashamed of your literacy."

"Geez, with the quick edits here, Michael Bay thinks this is overcut!"

"East High, where even black men can't jump."

"She makes the acting of the Hogwarts faculty look understated and subtle."

"Help, a message from the film's editor."