I'd like to see more of him ... can u terll me where to find it ? Just dont go buy his dvd or go to his show ... I'm on the other fuking half of the world .
@Milos2ek I stopped counting after 82 views. And I seem to keep saying "FUCK YOU & YOUR DRUGS!" to my mom everytime she offers me an aspirine for my headache..
@F22RaptorSquadron i was trying to answer that dude who didnt understand English's comment but i couldn't reply on my cellphone so i simplified the joke
@GioGrimaldi@zZzAdEpTzZz replied to you: "He means people use Splenda because its LIKE only using half the sugar when instead we could just use Half The Fucking Sugar."
@GioGrimaldi@zZzAdEpTzZz replied to you: "He means people use Splenda because its LIKE only using half the sugar when instead we could just use Half The Fucking Sugar."
If there ever is a "BEST OF LAUGH FACTORY" and the "half the fucking sugar" isn´t in it..at LEAST once, rather more often...I will cut my internet connection and start pushing over old people!
I had to watch HALF THE FN SUGAR so many times. I can't wait until there is a laugh factory closer to Maryland! I will FORCE my mon to take me (I'm 11 but this is hilarious)
@MrGladBEASTftw Because you don't need a license to strip as an exotic dancer. You DO NEED A LICENSE for Pharmaceuticals. I don't believe there is a PhD in Stripping. I think you need to do more research on drugs before you make a proposal to sell drugs as an occupation. And if this was your idea of a joke, I think you need to finish school instead of dropping out of it. To quote Steve White here, "JUST A THOUGHT!". >_>
This guy is thee most underrated comic. He needs to do a special on Comedy Central and come out with a DVD, and procede to make at least a million dollars. Then settle down with a wife and have some kids so they can continue to pass on his gift.
This guy is awesome. I've watched a lot of the comics on The Laugh Factory and most of them are good, but this guy is in a special league all by himself. He's got great delivery, strong material, great expression and above all great charisma. New Awesome discovery!
"Splenda Whores" haha
CamGroves 1 week ago
He's lastname is ironic...
WhiteFang103 1 week ago
Wow, this guy is actually funny!
jeditight 1 week ago
HILARIOUS!!! where is he? anyone got links? fbook?
benjafflolz 1 week ago
This guy is good we need more videos of him.
alienthurandthur 1 week ago
Splenda IS My look alike wannabe crack. I Love that stuff....*orgasmic sigh*...
True story
KenyanBunnie 2 weeks ago
fantastic!!
MrMikeipp 2 weeks ago
i can't stop pressing 8
TheLochNes13 2 weeks ago
pause at 0:42 for pedofile
TheLochNes13 2 weeks ago
MORE STEVE WHITE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SSSUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr......
TheLochNes13 2 weeks ago
It's kinda ironic that this reminded me that I need more aspirin lol
NinjaInConverse 2 weeks ago
LMAO! THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
unicoooooooooooooorn 3 weeks ago
"HALF THE FUCKING..SUGAR!"
GrantLelandDavis 3 weeks ago
i fucking love laugh factory
Karzaveer 3 weeks ago
he's sooo animated.
gabriell16bishop 3 weeks ago 2
splenda has bleach in it...
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 3 weeks ago
his pants are too big
test804 3 weeks ago
i like comedians like this
zeppelinb1 4 weeks ago
I'd like to see more of him ... can u terll me where to find it ? Just dont go buy his dvd or go to his show ... I'm on the other fuking half of the world .
UncontrollableJoc 1 month ago
LOOOOL.
BrilliantInsanityy 1 month ago
Ive never heard of splenda before this video but somehow i already hate it
312CLIQ 1 month ago
oh i cant stop laughing, pressing 8 constantly
AllTheGo0dNamesRGone 1 month ago
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AllTheGo0dNamesRGone 1 month ago
warning!! Splenda is under ground crak
iwashereyesterday1 1 month ago
Holy fuck this guy's so damn funny!
ProdSounds1 1 month ago
i want to see more of this guy.! his soo freaking halarious!!
SuperBrown4life 1 month ago
i think it will not be funny for the 7th time, but it is.
Milos2ek 1 month ago 57
@Milos2ek Ha! Welcome back. :)
TheLaughFactory 1 month ago 14
@TheLaughFactory go out with me laugh factory girl?
tomhoodeh 3 weeks ago
@Milos2ek bitch please this is my 10th time
TheBeartea 1 month ago
@Milos2ek I stopped counting after 82 views. And I seem to keep saying "FUCK YOU & YOUR DRUGS!" to my mom everytime she offers me an aspirine for my headache..
SessionR 1 month ago
@SessionR cool story brah.
Milos2ek 1 month ago
@Milos2ek lololololol
BHNoFear 4 weeks ago
@BHNoFear Your gay.
xXScOrPiAnZXx1 4 weeks ago
TRULY EPIC
SessionR 1 month ago
HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!!1
StoneXVIII 1 month ago 4
@F22RaptorSquadron i was trying to answer that dude who didnt understand English's comment but i couldn't reply on my cellphone so i simplified the joke
zZzAdEpTzZz 1 month ago
Press 8, you're welcome.
egzit 1 month ago
1:05 HALF THE FUCKING SUGARR!
SomeNextFootage 1 month ago
half....the fucking....sugar.
EmpathyWorks 1 month ago
He means people use Splenda because its LIKE only using half the sugar when instead we could just use Half The Fucking Sugar
zZzAdEpTzZz 1 month ago
@zZzAdEpTzZz
If it's come to that point where you have to explain that joke.... Man I've lost faith in humanity.
F22RaptorSquadron 1 month ago
That was fucking good.... hahaa... nice..
dalesalsa 1 month ago
HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!
youvbinjaked 1 month ago
Im sorry english isnt my native language, can any1 explain the joke he made at the end, why he screemed half the fking suga???
GioGrimaldi 1 month ago 5
@GioGrimaldi @zZzAdEpTzZz replied to you: "He means people use Splenda because its LIKE only using half the sugar when instead we could just use Half The Fucking Sugar."
TheLaughFactory 1 month ago 15
@GioGrimaldi @zZzAdEpTzZz replied to you: "He means people use Splenda because its LIKE only using half the sugar when instead we could just use Half The Fucking Sugar."
TheLaughFactory 1 month ago
He is too funny
kaichrono 1 month ago
THere really needs to be more steve white vids
dark0hearted0rage 1 month ago 3
I just favorited this video, I won't watch it for like, three weeks and forget about it.
Then I'll watch it again and HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR will make me laugh twice as hard.
NoHeadsProduction 1 month ago
man this guy is fucking hilarious
emiss423 1 month ago
If there ever is a "BEST OF LAUGH FACTORY" and the "half the fucking sugar" isn´t in it..at LEAST once, rather more often...I will cut my internet connection and start pushing over old people!
YeeSoest 1 month ago
i will pay for you to put this guys act up. the whole thing
come on dawg!
makpak 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yo do a special on this dude. id pay
makpak 1 month ago
1:04 is the best part
hcasfamily 1 month ago
he's wearing jordan 12 :)
mashade24 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
yeah im a splenda whore cant have oatmeal without it lol
Nerotheunbreakable 2 months ago
shit, ur tv would be on mute forever.
TheZoelzer2 2 months ago
1:05 Your welcome.
xXGodsEnemyXx 2 months ago
this guy really needs some more exposure. hilarious.
wafeman17 2 months ago
Steve White is really awesome!!!
Physicspilot 2 months ago
SUGAR=SUGAR. SPLENDA=BAD SHIT
muffinma79 2 months ago
lol i love how he does that kick when he says "FUCK you and your drugs!"
WowzaBoyz 2 months ago
It's MARKETING FOLKS!
Pirate7X 2 months ago
Half the fucking sugar!!! I'll make sure I'll let them splenda whoes know when i see one lol.
cmarcelo10 2 months ago
I had to watch HALF THE FN SUGAR so many times. I can't wait until there is a laugh factory closer to Maryland! I will FORCE my mon to take me (I'm 11 but this is hilarious)
torpedogamers2 2 months ago
Edgy
JonasPolsky 2 months ago
Ladies and gentlemen, Half the Fucking Sugar™
walmansa 2 months ago
i cant tell u how many times i replayed that "HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR" xD !!!
nordownage 3 months ago 177
@nordownage Epic freak out!
TheLaughFactory 2 months ago 54
@TheLaughFactory (kramer)
peasinacan 2 months ago
@nordownage OMG ME TOO BAHAHAH
einstienear 1 month ago
@nordownage 1:05 to make it easier
jengkiesville 1 month ago
@jengkiesville nah,it's better with the introduction
geiuy 1 month ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yassinalina 3 months ago
Oh my God I'm crying it hurts so bad! Half the fucking sugar!
DarkGlitchX 3 months ago
This guy need 2 cool down on that suger :D
ProClassClown 3 months ago
this guy deserves more credit and attention hes hilarious.
Edge1234101 3 months ago 4
Glad this one aint bleeped out! Am I right or am I right?
purplebui 3 months ago
@purplebui hit the nail on the head chief
AlastorDarkAngel 3 months ago
Oh sure, when he yells it, its comedy, but I scream the same thing at one teenie tiny policeman, and somehow I'm the bad guy.
ShinkaTV 3 months ago
I like Splenda :(
PHILLYHEAT215 4 months ago
This guy didn't take is meds, cause he hate them.
pa21thebeast 4 months ago
Why the fuck are all the top comments just a repeat of what people said. ffs
totallymageful 4 months ago 3
CHANCES ARE IM A LAZY FUCK AND I TO DO A JUMPING JACK ONCE A MONTH!!!!! XD
13ROBG 4 months ago
half the fucking sugar ahahahahahaha
Jordhash22 4 months ago
Ya know what else uses half the sugar? HALF THE F. G SUGAR!!
torpedogamers2 4 months ago
you know wat else uses half the sugar HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR lololol
code1619 4 months ago
wait? if strippers are called exotic dancers, then whya arent drug dealers called exotic pharmesist?
MrGladBEASTftw 4 months ago 133
@MrGladBEASTftw I like it!
TheLaughFactory 4 months ago 51
@MrGladBEASTftw You sir, just won the internetz.
tykk86 4 months ago
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zapikachu 3 months ago
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@MrGladBEASTftw Because you don't need a license to strip as an exotic dancer. You DO NEED A LICENSE for Pharmaceuticals. I don't believe there is a PhD in Stripping. I think you need to do more research on drugs before you make a proposal to sell drugs as an occupation. And if this was your idea of a joke, I think you need to finish school instead of dropping out of it. To quote Steve White here, "JUST A THOUGHT!". >_>
zapikachu 3 months ago
@MrGladBEASTftw cause your bit stinks
coolcatjerk 3 months ago
@coolcatjerk bit? im not a comedian . and why you want my attention so bad? if you wanna suck my dick just message my you address and ill show up
MrGladBEASTftw 3 months ago
@MrGladBEASTftw they dont sell pharmaceuticals
TheTHCbaby 2 months ago
@MrGladBEASTftw
LOL good point.
mohab18 1 month ago
i cant stop watching this.. "you know what else uses half the sugar.. HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR" he snapped
WaaaaasteMan 4 months ago in playlist dunnoe 7
lol i think of muting my TV when commercials come on now...
onelove0992 5 months ago
sweeteners like aspartame are poison
pinball281 5 months ago
hes good
zoneforgamers 5 months ago
This guy is thee most underrated comic. He needs to do a special on Comedy Central and come out with a DVD, and procede to make at least a million dollars. Then settle down with a wife and have some kids so they can continue to pass on his gift.
DOSOMcCub 5 months ago 5
Amazing execution!
keywolf23 5 months ago
1:06 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GunsmokeForever 5 months ago in playlist GunsmokeForever's Favorited Videos
is this black George Costanza?
quinsedlethorpid 5 months ago
@quinsedlethorpid Lol.
BigkKinny 5 months ago
@quinsedlethorpid Probably he long lost cousin.
SleptWithUrWife 5 months ago
This guy is the best! :D
21xxx21 5 months ago 2
1:06 HALF THE FUKING SUGAR!!!!!
GLB7ABaptista 5 months ago 29
0:58 BWAAAhahaha his Splenda Whore Face !!!
DancingSpiderman 5 months ago 2
you know what else uses half the sugar? half the fucking sugar!!!
pto923SB 5 months ago 163
@pto923SB repeating the line to get some thumbs, reaaaal smooth
theomazeTV 5 months ago
@theomazeTV
Criticizing somebody for repeating the lines, to get some additional thumbs up?.....Ultra smooooooooth ;-)
ShynAwkward 5 months ago
@ShynAwkward do I look like im seeking for thumbs attention whore?
theomazeTV 5 months ago
@theomazeTV Right? I thought so
pto923SB 2 months ago
@pto923SB thats an awesome line lol
zkundinger 3 months ago
@pto923SB HALF THE F-ING SUGAR!! LOL, I couldn't stop laughing my ass off on this one.
AdvancedGuy29 3 months ago 4
@pto923SB i watch it like 10 times that part man is hilarious =)) damn
guzanero 3 months ago in playlist Black comics
@pto923SB omg where did you come up with that line that's fucking awesome!
Nielsx1 2 months ago
@pto923SB wow you quoted something in a 1.5minute video, wow just wow are you running for president in 2k16?
Nielsx1 1 month ago
No big pharma tops them!
crypter27 5 months ago
Mo Better Blues and Do The Right Thing dude : )
DUGMAC1973 6 months ago
this guy is hilarious!
jKRAMER001 6 months ago 2
cant find anymore videos for this guy
kingq101 6 months ago
That was a good one
CANTF33LMYFACE 6 months ago
He seems almost like a black version of George Carlin but not as old-timey good
nicknamegoddess 6 months ago
what a spazz lmfao
jdelgadosegovia 6 months ago
LMFAO
sumbody19 6 months ago
HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!!!!
simplethunder 6 months ago 10
Face at 1:00
tulamond 6 months ago
I happen to be a scientist and I can confirm that only using half the sugar is indeed equivalent to only using half the sugar.
berkev8795 6 months ago 10
subliminal messages r everywhere god damn
AxtoxthexJ 6 months ago
Oh my gosh. This guy is so funny!!! He's so real. he reminds me of paul mooney with his Righteous political messages
gnawaserge 6 months ago
sounds like a rip off from christ rock. :/
rubberpants 7 months ago
@rubberpants Never Scared 2004
jayrusty 6 months ago
@rubberpants Christ Rock? I didn't know jesus was a comedian!
spidermxcn 6 months ago
@spidermxcn u know who im talking about. :/
rubberpants 6 months ago
that last part is absolutely genious
pedrofts 7 months ago
Ultimate Troll Face!
Blakaa12345 7 months ago
He is so gooooood! I wish I lived in LA(?) so I could come and watch Laughter Factory shows. Too bad I'm far away in Finland.
91Indrek 7 months ago
fuck you and your drugs
orko11510 7 months ago
Black Dane Cook steals from Dave Chappelle.
jonathanhankin 7 months ago
OMG, he sounds like Humpty!! XD
PsychicSpanishFly 7 months ago
HAVE THE FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!! XD
trey315fowler 7 months ago
@trey315fowler its HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR
Hinatagirl1423 7 months ago 8
An alternative to splenda and sugar is stevia.
JawlyRogers1 7 months ago
@JawlyRogers1 Anti joke chicken...
EpicTrollBeastMan 7 months ago
@EpicTrollBeastMan Who wouldn't laugh at that half sugar joke?
JawlyRogers1 7 months ago
i never use splenda....yuck!!!!! only use real sugar
FutureMarine246 7 months ago
13 SplendaWhores without a sense of humor walked into a comedy club...
DancingSpiderman 8 months ago
Ok...that's it...You've done it now...you leave me no choice but to subscribe :) j/k this is great!
KissezFromMaggieMae 8 months ago
this guy is legit as fuuuck
TheAfrozable 8 months ago
Amen man tell em like it is.
and that fake sugar shit gives you cancer.
AlastorDarkAngel 8 months ago
The GOVERNMENT?!?!? You mean drug companies, they don't actually run the country you know, not yet anyways.
wendighoul 8 months ago
@wendighoul yes they do.
mrwhatever213 6 months ago
The 11 dislikes are Splendawhores
thedefinitive 8 months ago
Press 5 and 8 for creepy smiles. (8
FireFlower3 8 months ago
Press 5 repeatedly for ultimate creepy smile. 8)
FireFlower3 8 months ago
haha "FUCK YOU and your drugs!"
WowzaBoyz 8 months ago
you know what uses half the sugar? HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!!!!!
omg this guy is going places...he's a pro
shabyyy 8 months ago
Genius
McClinchey09 8 months ago
omg i have to have splenda... lololololololololol
Rocketfing3r 8 months ago
so true
Tzesty8 9 months ago
haha "u know what else uses half the sugar? HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!!"
ManziMovies 9 months ago 3
HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR
flames297 9 months ago
this guy rocks on so many dimensions!
HellenicWarrior10 9 months ago
I keep replaying HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brandonjamres 9 months ago
DAYyum Steve White is funny. I wanna see a full-length comedy concert. I wish I could Favorite this YourTube clip TWICE.
DancingSpiderman 9 months ago in playlist comedy
You know what else uses half the sugar? HALF THE FUCKING SUGAR! So glad you didn't censor this one!
Undergroundhiphoop 9 months ago 7
Post more of this guy
onevideoaday11 9 months ago
This guy is awesome. I've watched a lot of the comics on The Laugh Factory and most of them are good, but this guy is in a special league all by himself. He's got great delivery, strong material, great expression and above all great charisma. New Awesome discovery!
thebitcher01 9 months ago
Haha...half the fucking sugar!!!!..hilarious
BiRainFangirl6 9 months ago
Funny shit, actually laugh out loud.
DaVibe 9 months ago 3
Fuck u and ur drug (kick)
camero220 9 months ago
Funny dude
hotpopcorncake 9 months ago 3