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  • It's been a while since I did this...Xbox: $300 bucks. Dragon age: $50 bucks. The moment you want to screw a girl, but found out that it's a shemale all along even though it have quotation marks on female.....Priceless

  • Well that's 30 silver he'll never get back. XDD

  • omg i crack up everytime i watch

  • Suspicious quotation marks.

  • He she! Ewwww

  • am i the only one who saw the quotations

  • @jangofett550 I saw them too.

  • Admiral Akbar tried to warn you. YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN.

  • BWAHAHAHA this is funny as hell!!!!

  • i hope everyone could hear the Tranny Elf say "Don't pretend to be surprised now"

  • Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwww!!!

  • Surprise, buttsecks.

  • Looooooooooooooooooooool.

  • Swiftor: 'Let's go with elf girl."

    Elf Man/Girl: "Excellent.."

    lmfao.

  • your reaction is priceless

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • heheheehehe XD oh god my sides ache

  • i love its "Female" with quotes

  • No homo!

  • congratz, now your char is officialy gay lol :D

  • I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair at your reaction. This had also happened to me, but my reaction wasn't as bad since I dubbed him 'Butters' after my crossing-dressing gay friend who we call Butters. I called him later & told him if he ever became a whore in a brothel I'd kill him.

  • When in doubt, just yell "2 GAYS!!!"

  • NOOOO!!!!!

  • Admiral Ackbar could see this trap coming light years away.

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  • I did the same thing on a much more serious level. I had no clue that place was a brothel. I was like "Er... suprise me, what is this?" That is how I learned about prostitutes.

  • OH GOD LOOOOOL. Gotta freakin' love Bioware for that

  • Thats........gotta suck

  • The statement "Some of both" was taken waaay to seriously...

  • LMAO!

  • in this video you can press 5 for the beginning, 6 for the middle, and 7 for the orgasm.

  • hehe....GENDERPWNT 

  • "Female" LOLOL TRAPPED

  • It said female companion wtf

  • @ZombeKiller710 well it said "female" with those things on top of the word's edges.

  • @s4int0fg0d That's the trap...

  • "female" companion

  • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ im very disappointed in blackout

  • lol press 7 

  • SHEMALE! loool

  • Lmfao. LMFAO. you shoulda saw the apostraphes man!

  • just like 4pp

  • Um....... why did it say female? O_o

  • it's a trap :p

  • look at the character's face after he was done like 0_o

  • hope theres nothing like this in Dragon age 2

  • @TheRaikuso there is.

  • @vap0re0n ........fuck! im not gonna touch another elf again

  • @TheRaikuso

    LOL. there is.

  • Lol swift you didnt see the "Female" Thing? I didnt at first but i saw it the second time. lolz xD

  • Don't pretend to be surprised now....

  • LOL

    WHAT

  • think ur character received a lot of injuries

  • I guess that is why there are quotation marks around "female"

  • u can just see the sadness on his guys face after that

  • That was amazingly funny!

  • FUCKING EPIC!

    

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • (Magicka) IT'S A TARP!!!

  • Are you related to brad? XD

  • It's a trap

  • To be fair, that WAS a little bit of both...

  • D: wtf

  • Exxxcelent!

  • Transgender elves.As if they weren't scary enough.

  • LMAO

  • its those damn quotation marks

  • ''Excellent.....''

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU-

  • LMFAOO!!! Laughed SO hard at Swift's reaction

  • Gay Elve:"Ohhhh....."

    Swiftor:"AUGHHHHHUHU!!!"

    XD

  • WHERE IS ADMIRAL ACKBAR WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!?

  • i just cant stop watching 0:32

  • hahahaha your reaction was hilarious xDDD

  • Just some advice: be careful when you visit the brothel at dragon age 2, there's this trap that can fool the most powerful rogue of them all xD

  • lol like how it says "Female" in quotes.

  • @swiftor Wait, what?! You turned into a man?!?!?!

  • it says ''female" companion i kinda saw it coming lol

  • so how do u lile ur men in womens clothing

  • LOL

    When you were like "NOOO!"

  • MAKE ME UNSEE IT

    0_o

  • the most funny was player's reaction XD

  • i'm scarred for life

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BIOWARE! ZOMG MY EYES OMG KILL ME PLEASE!

  • All this talk of traps and Bridget is completely forgotten? Fo' shame.

  • I would love to see the reaction of the chat when that happend

  • This just reinforces the fact that all elves are gay

  • haha well u did say a little bit of both. 2 or 3 are girls, 2 are guys, and 1 or 2 are both

  • Priceless. Simply priceless. xD

  • GOD I HATE YOU BIOWARE!!!!!!! puttin fuckin trannys in there to trick us :( i fell for that too.........my ears were raped.........well bioware did give us ME 1 and 2, so i guess its ALMOST okay

  • Brad from Four Player Podcast fell for the same thing. lmao.

  • Pure awesome reaction!! :D

  • "Excellent"

  • not enough soap in the world, I recommend washing with steel wool

  • HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGIAN

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Female was in quotes for a reason. Like the saying goes: If you don't see it, you deserve it.

    Still, my sympathies.

  • @Duanathar

    Not to be noticed that there's a few more in Quotes aswell.

  • I was like, i know where this is heading. And than swiftor screams I was like omg is this a sceamer video? Ohhhh no its not swiftor is just chose a guy instead of a girl.

  • I'm Commander Shepard and I disapprove your selection.

  • I love how he says "Don't pretend to be surprised"

  • Im sorry to keep the rating at Rated teen. They replaced all female hooker voices with that of scary men

  • wat the fuck!

  • I love how after Swiftor finds out the terrible truth, the elf says, "Oh, don't pretend to be surprised now."

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  • OH don't pretend to be surpried now.... that's what she said.... or he?

  • when is he live?

  • Press 7 for orgasm

  • HAHAHA

  • I lol every time I see Swifts face!!!

  • lol I was watching that livestream when it happend, the chat was spammed with so many "LOL" and Kappa faces :P

  • "excellent"

  • Gt:halemobi

  • I've always wwanted to play swiftee says on cod!

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite video on Swiftor's channel.

  • where's general akbar when you need him?

  • I knew you'd upload it.

  • Wasn't even a good trap Kappa

  • trapped oooooorrr maybe swift unconsciously wanted to sleep with the shemale.

  • you could here the background the man/women wasl like uuuuuuuhh

  • Swift this is the funniest video you have ever posted! lol

  • @bilo761 lol, i casted this live in front of hundreds of people, was not staged.

  • @swiftor oops I should have known considering your on Justin Tv... kick ass vids btw

  • @bilo761 no worries! <3

  • @bilo761 fail it wasnt staged PWNED!!!!

  • swiftor just lost his manhood

  • Swiftor...did you just disliked your own video?! We know it's a trap and all but...

  • rofl nice

  • I notice how the first girl wasnt in quotes

  • Your videos are the best swiftor! XDXDXD

  • lol

  • LMAO ROLF its a dude

  • LMAO, OMG thatwas funny, its a dude

  • ahahaha thats hilariouss

  • Lmao this reminds me of the beggers, and the "begger" in the elven alienage lol

  • lol your chartcher dosent seem so happy after he wake up again :P

  • LOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOLL!

  • She just smokes a lot

  • His reactions made this video even more hilarious!!!!

    "NNNOOOOO"

  • Various orgasms.

  • LOL LOL LOL HAHHAHA LMAO ROFL !

  • lololololololololololololololo­l

  • unbelievably sexy.

  • LMAO omfg that was hilarious!!!!

  • YOU SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS!

  • 1 person was fooled by a he/she

  • If its a guy why does it have boobs?!

  • @RadioNeko only god knows

  • Omg I remember this on the Cast. Lol, sorry swift that you had to go through that. Atleast you got both thou.

  • Funniest thing ever Swifty

  • /b/ sure likes their cock

  • "ohh don't pretend to be suprised noowww "

  • i thought that you were gona get mugged :L

  • this was amazing when it happened on the live stream and still funny as hell now!

  • IT'S A TRAP!

  • LOL YOU JUST GOT RAPED BY G MAN!!!!

  • The reaction to it, from the peoples who made this part : *Troll Face*

  • I would've turned off the xbox if I was you LOL

  • His FAIC.

    XD *Manly Voice*

    "Excellent"

    "NOOOO! ITS A TRAP!!!"

  • oh swiftor dont tell me your surprised.....

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • co za asy...

  • there is quotation marks on all the female parts lol

  • @terrance179 No, if you look closely, turns out there's 2 men ,two women, and 2 transvestites. xD!

  • @50033836 oh yeah lol

  • I just laughed so hard!

  • Hahah just perfect :D

  • AAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS XD

  • you can figure out the trap since the "elf" is next to the guys but not the girls they are separette <-- cant spell......

  • :(

    at 0:51

  • haha

  • You didn't see the quotation marks?

  • LOL THE MOAN IN THE DARKNESS

    Oooooohh...

    LOL

  • gotta read, "female"

    

  • IT'S A TRAP -ADMIRAL AKBAR