Taylor Swift - Monologue Lyrics [Plus Download Link]

[gliizzyglam]

Boo Edward yea Jacob "and the shirt comes off"

[vinicfmor]

:) mto bom



[charlottesleet]

Respect.

[hannahmaniac101]

rofl douchebags! shes so hysterical

[clAziAtics13]

while watching this I can't stop laughing because I can't believe Taylor can do this.

especially blow a kiss and wink to taylor lautner omg !!!!!!!

i watch it for over five times last year and this year maybe more than that

love you taylor <3

[Bgeldhof1214]

this is funny still dont know what taylor monologue is really about haha love you taylor

[JackieLopezful]

Thumbs Up If Your Watching This Again In 2012! :)

[FluffSakura]

@MorganLovesCookies that's stupid and not even close to funny

[MorganLoveCookies]

Ok this happend Friday. Ok.(Between me and my Cousin memeawesome.*Yes she has a youtube.*BWT her name is Melia. BTW Amy is her mom.)

Melia:Mom we have to study our Monologue for my Theater Class.

Amy:Ok Melia

Angela: *Studying Monologue*

Me:This is my Musical Monologue!!

Me:Lalalalala Hahahaha Lalalalala

Melia:Morgan no time for singing Taylor Swift songs *Starts studying with Angela*

Me:*Whistpher sings* Lalalala Hahaha Lalalala This is my SNL Monologue....

The Girls:*Looks up mad* MORGAN!!

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[maro200100]

love Taylor <3

[Bgeldhof1214]

i love this song best monologue i heard ever #suckitkayne

[PolkADeath]

Manager: Taylor is a very mature young woman.

Taylor: LA LA LA LA LA

Manager: Um...nevermind.

[Bgeldhof1214]

classic gotta love taylor i crack up every time =)

[PeetaLoverTHG]

Forever and Always is about joe, she said so on Ellen

Innocent is about her forgiving kanye

And I'm pretty sure back to December is about Taylor

[garciajane14]

i think "mean" is about kanye

[zippyroxz]

@garciajane14 the song innocent is about kanye, mean is about a bad review she got and how her sing career was over. i read it or saw it in a interview she did

[garciajane14]

isn't it "music called monologue"?

[darrencriss1234]

I agree.I know it was kinda uncalled for,for her to sing about Joe which is more a private thing I think it's fine she brought kanye up she didn't really say something bad and it was already such a public thing.But c'mon who would'nt want to be a able to make a song about ur ex and get back at them,if they did u wrong:)

[spunkypunky79]

Yes, of course. Because God wants us all to post fake chain mail about him, and tell little kids that read this that God doesn't love them or something because they don't have a Youtube account to post it on. Yeah, you are a wonderful person

[lyss108]

@spunkypunky79 totally agree.

[1313Swifty]

HAHA IN UR FACE KANYE AND JOE U DONT DESERVE SOMEONE LIKE HER!!!!

[emms1100]

Sadly 97 percent of youtube users won't repost this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you are the 3 percent that cares repost and like this. Repost if you love god. He already saw you read it

[BieberFan987]

What a immature little bitch!

[Heffay228]

@BieberFan987 You're a Bieber fan..enough said. Stop talking.

[StephenNadrianne]

I wonder if she'll find a way to write a song about Taylor Lautner, if he does her wrong.

[MimiSaysRawrr143]

@StephenNadrianne i think she did... listen to "Back to December" by Taylor swift

[DaevydPepper]

@StephenNadrianne she wrote back to december about him :S because she did him wrong

[heydane]

pretty positive, writers write everything performed on SNL.

[s8k8p97]

I must admit it was funny, but her mentioning Joe like that was just so unclassy. I'm not even a "Jonas Fan".

[KmiloHdw44]

this girl is just the way too funny and sincere and that makes her an awesome and gorgeous woman

[missholly548]

is douche bag a swear???????

[DisneyChannelFan75]

Joe is seriously stupied! He dumped Taylor.S and Demi.L!! Hello!!

[123hdcook]

OMG THIS WAS UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY(:::

[tayabear234]

this is absoutluty hilarious....this should be on her next album.....kenye and joe got exaclty what they deserve and so did all the other guys tht did herwrong!!!!

[elluv1]

i really hope joe would see this....he should think about how he did her wrong.he got what he deserve..karma

[BrittanyNicoleAllen5]

that shit was funny as hell

[fikamiss3]

u know that she's trying so hard not to LOL

[twilightgirl6271]

LOL! She's so cute and funny xD

[marilov568]

Poor JOE haha I know taylor got really hurt but she shoudn't have made that public

[MoeMoe20001]

Oh how I love Taylor fussing Joe and Kanye... What a delight!

[jewelcyrusbiebs]

This is AWESOME :">

[bEllaaLLen96]

way to go taylor ! love ya ! <3

[rainethesage]

The YouTube link's broken.

[purplestarlight4ever]

love it~~~!!!!!

[accident98]

this is so funny

[TheViolinmusiclover]

Two years, and this song never gets old!(:

[evielaurel]

i knew she would mention kanya some time ya !!!

[littlemissrandomLPS]

@somasoma1991 I Bet If U Build Up The Courage Than U Could Do AnyThing:)

[HerroPooh]

500,000 viewer!

[mmmfinlay]

she isss soooo funny i love her

[JonasBieberFan4LIfe]

lol taylor ur amazin that just made me rotfl

[ushmaasher]

In which song did she write her Douchebag's name? :P

[asharkin1212]

LOL!!:D..LOVE you Taylor

[Sel8Gomezfan]

This song makes her sound like a bitch

[WWEfan967]

@Sel8Gomezfan How so?

[VLoLa9119]

@Sel8Gomezfan

why?

[frichickenishqua]

@Sel8Gomezfan thats funny.

[ihatenelenaforever]

i really like this video good work (:

[azzariee]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! :D

[somasoma1991]

i wish i can be as strong as her and do that to people that hurt me :(

[Roll95Tide]

Frikin love this song!!

[Leshamajigga]

i thought it said 'i like bacon' and i was all 'OMG ME TOOOOO TAYLOR!!!!' but no, baking...

[MelGemmaRichardson]

i think the best part is the kanye bit. LOL

[valeswift13]

This is soooo funny I LOVE IT!!!! I wonder what happens if Joe watches this... Oh well :)

[EternallyWithJonas]

haha this is so hilarious :D

[kharperci]

love it!

[MsJournalist91]

Lol I love her so much.

[988GUMMYBEAR2010]

I love taylor! lol I love her song! in my monologue!

[kokokrazy113]

there is nothing she does better than revenge.....in your face kanye!!!

[TheBieebzRulezX]

@kokokrazy113 better than revenge isn't about kanye, it's about joe jonas and camilla belle.

[DizzyEclipseGirl]

this, is genius. it should be on her next album, or i will be complaining. :)

[yamana1120]

i love you taYLOR.,.,,

[blender700]

So funny :D

[ilovefarelist13]

sooooooooooooooo funny

[Sweatboy19]

Taylor Swift is awsome :D

[TaySwiftyLUV3R]

<3

[MrKittehMuffin]

I couldn't contain my self during the whole song!

[bessmah]

This better be on the next CD. :D

[peepycola2342]

i expect this to be on the next album!!!!! :DD

[Lomi2000]

@peepycola2342 lol

[bubbleznme]

31 people ARE dushebags!

[missi2199]

love ya taylor!!!! This is sooo funny!!!

[lavigne1395]

i think i would have liked the song if she could have held one note without her voice sounding like it was on a country paved road... :/

[Zapper1654]

Go taylor

[Zapper1654]

Lol Taylor you show people that it doesn't matter if you're afraid to have a good laugh I absoulutley adore this!

[adam82398]

the 31 people who disliked this video is the number of men joe jonas has blown

[Kitten62729cp]

Me: Hey Sis I'm gonna go out for a while....

My sis: What for?

Me: Uh.. nothing huge just gonna kill a few people ;)

My sis: Why?

Me: For disliking Taylor Swift's monologue

My sis: Taylor Swift? Why didn't ya' just say so?

Me: Nevermind that just meet me in the car with the chain saw knives and guns

[Griffindorkiwi]

@Kitten62729cp pleasee be original, dont steal other people's ideas! :) but yes damn them people who disliked this!

[Kitten62729cp]

@StrphanieSwift13 I love that part too xDDD ROFL

[faithmariefitz]

so funny

[bje341]

I love this song!! sooo LOL!!

[kissmeifuwant2]

hahaha Sh's so funny :D

[hihihi122345]

Best. Song. She's written yet.

[StephanieSwift13]

"I like writing song about douche bags who cheat on me but im not gonna say tht in my monologue. I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public but im not gonna say tht in my monologue. "

Bahahahahahaha

[variel2]

"I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me"

OMG....I laughed so hard! :))) I love Taylor :) She's funny!

[darkcrusher23]

luv it!!! go Ms. Taylor Swift!!! so much for NOT GONNA MENTION huh... hahaha!!! lalala!!! hahaha!!!

[breakaway8984]

sorry replay button

[keithalegre13]

thats really funny...hahahahahaha.. :D

[846cookie]

Taylor swift actually makes me like cry.

[Twinbladel1]

This might be the only song I like by her.

[ParanoidWithKevin23]

JAJAJAJAJAJAAJ XDDD OMG!!! I LOVE HER <3

[11liamk1]

she needs to get over her relationships and the kanye thing. she made it into such a big deal

[bribri9910]

@11liamk1 dude it was a joke for snl

[11liamk1]

@bribri9910 i know but even outside of snl thats all she talks about.

[JTMASTER7]

@11liamk1 not really, in all of her interviews, she has never initiated the conversation about her previous relationships or kanye west, it's everyone else that brings it up. and if you saw her on 60 min, they asked her about the kanye incident and she refused to talk about it because she doesn't want to talk about it, she's moved on from that. it's all of you people who dislike her that always bring up that incident as an excuse to hate on her more.

[crazygirl4h]

@11liamk1 actually, she never talked about it unless she was asked first.. if snything the press made a big deal.. from the beginning she said she wasn't mad.. look at some of the interviews, she never brought it up

[11liamk1]

@crazygirl4h She mentions it here, and people magazine had a huge article of her just complaining about her relationships. If you want to see why i dont like TS watch kinglseys video and you'll see why i agree with him.

[crazygirl4h]

@11liamk1 she mentions it here because she is reading off a script for a tv show, and the relationships, of course she complains. if she didn't then, 1. almost none of this music would be made, and 2. if everyone you ever went out with broke your heart then i think you would be a little pissed to.. and its fine to not like her but why comment saying it?

[11liamk1]

@crazygirl4h she wrote this monologue it was not scrpted by anyone else, and im not talking about her relationships back home i'm talking about joe jonas, kanye west ext. She always has to brig them up were ever she goes. type in itskingsleybitch - So taylor swift on the search bar and that explain's everything :)

[23nickjonaslover]

She's too funny

[iluvbritishpeople]

La la la la la

[macliaocc]

so cute。

[GoldenZebra1721]

Hahahhahahajah wtf

[thatswhatuget3248]

Best.Song.Ever (;

[ilovemjsmoshnotjb]

me: Hey mom im going out mom: where me: to kill 29 people mom: why me:because they hate talor swifts SNL monologue mom: r u going alone me: no i have 693 people with me mom: make that 694 people me: why do you have a friend whos kid <3 talor swift to mom: i waz talking about me me: OOOOOH ok ill grab my baceball bat my flamethrower and weed wacker mom: and ill get my blowtorch and bazooka me & mom: lets go

[TheMissSweetCherry96]

Me: Hey Mom!!! Im Going Out!

Mom: Where are you going?

Me: Ohh, im just going to kill 25 people that hate taylor swift!!!

Mom: Alone???

Me: No im going to get 348 people with me

Mom: OH OK HONEY!! But grab your jacket its freezing outside!!

[ThatsBo1]

This song gave me a whole new respect for Taylor Swift.

[asvalberg]

28 people are joe jonas fans.

[valoriediamondheart1]

I freaking luv this song "but everything's ok cuz I got security lining the stage "

[JennMRoxxxx]

doosh bags <3 ohh taylor wee all love u!

[amberdancer4ever]

Lol I love this!!

What actually is a douche bag???

[fhouse13]

Joe Jonas!!! hahaha

[HTownCountryFan]

"And if you're wondering if I get along with Underwood and Lambert, I'll just say YES, in my monolouge. La la la La la la"

That would have been hilarious!

[vnette181]

I almost ran out of air when i first hear this song!!!!

GOOD WORK TAYLOR!!!

[zebraprints123100]

AWESOME (:

[ambienickie]

Me: Hey Mom! You wanna go out and kill all of the people who disliked this video?

Mom: Is one of the people Justin Bieber?

Me: No.

Mom:Oh. Naw. You can go ahead.

Me: Hey Dad! You wanna help me kill them?

Dad: Not really...

My sister: Don't even ask me...Unless we can stop at Justin Bieber's house.

Me: Okay...We can.

My sister, mom, and dad: I'LL HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol I don't really want to KILL Justin Bieber. *coughs* Justine Beaver *coughs*

[MrsJonas128]

OMG, she is amazing! Hilarious! i started laughing so hard when she mouthed "Hey Taylor" it was HILARIOUS! I luv her! <3

[Misswiftaylor13]

She's amazing! I love her <3

[edenpol1]

haha she is amazing! go taylor ♥

[xLyricsLovex3]

I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me, but I am not gonna talk about that, in my monulauge.

You might think I would mention Joe, that guy who broke up with me over the phone.

I love SNL!

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!

[alexadorable2037]

hahahhaahhahhahahahahahahahaha­haha you are awesome I love this monolog

[rudjard18]

i love taylor :) haha

[pussiepie1470]

she's hilarious

[natpearlnicolas]

hahaha! i love taylor swift she's amazing!!!!

[Thunderbeary14]

sucks for joe!hahahahahahaha

[Thunderbeary14]

lolololololol!sucks for them...those douches who upset Taylor!hahahahah

[Showergrove]

wow the douchebags made 34 accounts and thumbs down her song... not cool Joe

[11shaiXY]

i never thought how funny she is.. i was just laughing hahahaha.. she did really mention names!! hahaha cant believe it!

[Jessyreen25]

tAYLOR!!!!.....YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!...nice!!!

[SuperCascada4ever]

Awesome -

[hanock1998]

lol douchebags, Joe got pwned!

[variel2]

Taylor actually thought she had to write her own monologue. They ended up using hers cause hers is better!

I love this! She made me laugh! :D

[MonsterOfTheEast]

Ah, I love this. How come I've just seen this today? I've been living in a rock. lol. How she made fun of herself and how lightly she took all the issues surrounding her is really refreshing. Everyone should just take a leaf from her book and chill. :)

[CountryChick810]

I love this. People shouldn't be hating on her, she was makin fun of HERSELF ALONG WITH OTHERS! CHILL!

[lyliamee]

i love it when at the last line of the song the audience sings along :)

[mjbjemifan09]

this is cold hearted but freaking hilarious

[marielleangelica1]

OMG , lalalalallaa , in my monolouge.

[packers890]

fuck you

[avrilrockz5]

Terrible! She needs to learn to move on and get over things.

[vickyalves4]

loooove it, lol hahaha

[MegaMojo88]

i watched this like a year ago and my teachers

still yell at me for singing this.

[LienLoo]

this just really makes my day!

[Darcytjee]

HAHAHAHAA that's just genious !!!! XD

[LiYUan1312]

Honestly,I don't like this monologue which go lalala and hahaha. To me, this is humiliating! She can say that personally. Not on public, girl.

Seriously , don't

you feel a little ashamed?

[Icecream513]

@LiYUan1312 She did it purposely bcuz people say she cant sing so she did it purposely

[loklok73]

@LiYUan1312 well its not like shes humiliating someone randomly, shes humiliating someone who broke her heart. fair enough.

[RareSwiftSongs13]

HEY JOE IM DOIN REAL WELL.

[marvimanika]

cuteee.. :)

[MissBanana2112]

( la la la )

[EnchantedSwift93]

Which font is?

[sweettcupcakes]

funny



[Dawnslight16]

omg i love this song and the video was great!!!! lol :P

[xoJonasFan17xo]

Love this so funny. But I do like the JB as well. but what Joe did was wrong.

All though she could not really brag cause Joe has hosted SNL. 

[OHSUM98]

ohmygosh this song is addicting..

[teruush01]

:D it's so funny..i love taytay ♥

[justafailwhale]

This would be funny if she didn't bring up Joe, and say things bad about him. I like her but she's such a famewhore.

[tubbblubb]

whats a monologue

[MentalyInsaneFreak96]

I love taylor

[mmsbna224]

i hated taylor swift until i heard this sng

[ohoneOHninee]

This song is so addictive ._.