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  • it happened to my kitty and Elvis was part of it!

  • Free bananas

  • Guys you have to vote for him, if we don't he'll haunt your prostate.

  • Fuck people that make fun of Ron Paul.. If you do, then you will get what you deserve when our country is overrun by the New World Order mercenaries. Ron Paul 2012 or you will burn in hell on earth.

  • lots of hawaiian going on in this one.

  • HOO HAH CHERRY SODAAA haa haa...

  • Haha, I enjoyed watching this.

  • everyone make fun of him,when concentration camps are your end, and your re-elect president obama which all you fucks will probably vote for again...don't go crying wishing you'd voted for him

  • @NearsL go hate somewhere else loser

  • @joshxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx no one's hating dick wad

  • @NearsL You are

    

  • @NearsL lmao. you're funnier than this video

  • @snakeandbake your mother's IQ is funnier then this video

  • I love dishwashers hahaha

  • free bananas!

  • free bananas

  • hmmmm....I'm not sure if I agree with all his policies, but Free Bananas might help America's health crisis.

  • he's a stoner

  • 35 peoples wigs didnt get takin off

  • Is this shit for real?

  • Ohh noooo he said black people

  • Free Banana's! Boing

  • I thought Ron Paul was a porn star....

  • @KyleTraeger maybe a old porn star??

  • This kind of reminds me of dayjoborchestra, but they've been doing this kind of stuff for a while longer.

  • at 1:40 he should have said lets all stand up if you think i am an a**

  • you give me money and ill build the zoo. i think americans can agree tha a zoo is greater then what they call government.

  • i couldnt stop laughing

    

  • 2:25

    

  • hahahah free bananas!

  • FREE BANANAS!

  • Charlie Sheen's grandpa!

  • Holy shit that was funny.

  • I just don't know about this Ron Paul guy. We need a president that knows how to save a pretzel for the gas jets.

  • Debate moderator: "So, what if Iran developed the bomb?" Ron Paul: "What if the world said 'Nah nah nah nah nah,' like a parrot?"

  • Free Bananas! FTW

  • A vote for Ron Paul is a vote to end the bad feces pudding!!!!

  • Oops.

  • “Racism is simply an ugly form of collectivism,

    the mindset that views humans strictly as members of groups rather than individuals . . . By encouraging Americans to adopt a group mentality, the advocates of so-called “

    diversity” actually perpetuate racism. Their obsession with racial group identity is

    inherently racists . . .

     we should understand that racism will endure until we stop thinking in terms of groups

    and begin thinking in terms of individual liberty.” Ron Paul

  • @freefalable great hypotheses for a college paper, bad way to run a country. humans thinking as groups and collectives predates society. without group association humans would still be hanging in trees eating the scraps the lions left behind. for me the central flaw of ron paul's liberty theory is the belief that collective action and group association are the cause of our problems or that they are new concepts in human history, and that merely curtailing the federal government will stop it.

  • Bring on the steamed croutons Ron Paul!!! Take there wig off!

  • This is not a bad lip reading this is really crazy old Ron.

  • @CertifiedGooner729 Yeah, people who believe the Earth is round, or believe the federal government should obey the Constitution sure are crazy.

  • @BRYAN351 Yeah but he'll never be president. Umad?

  • @CertifiedGooner729 He's got a great shot at becoming president. So, since you can't tell the future, I guess we'll just have to wait and see what happens. :-)

    Even if he doesn't win the election, he's woken up millions of people around the world to the Libertarian philosophy, which is a victory in my book.

  • @BRYAN351 Ron Paul is actually not a libertarian, he's a constitutionalist. There is a big difference. Libertarians are against state encroachments on liberty. Paul believes the constitution gives states the right to enchroach on liberty with impugnity. Ron Paul believes the federal government has no constitutional authority to stop private discrimination but he also believes states have the authority to allow private discrimation, and somehow the free market will put racists out of business.

  • @Twistednerver PART 1: One can be both a Libertarian and constitutionalist. The US constitution was written by the Founding Fathers, who would undoubtedly call themselves Libertarians, if they were alive today.

    What Ron Paul believes, and what he would do as president, are separate issues. In Paul's mind, it doesn't matter what his beliefs are on an issue, if it's an issue in which the federal government has no authority to be involved, like education, marriage, drugs, etc.

  • @Twistednerver PART 2: Governments should exist to protect the rights of the individual, not to police our thoughts, which is what outlawing private discrimination amounts to. Private businesses and individuals should be free to deal with people of their choosing.

    If a restaurant rejects the business of blacks, that's their right. If a woman rejects the romantic advances of fat smelly men, that's her right. Nobody has a right to food service, just as nobody has a right to pussy.

  • @Twistednerver PART 3: Even though private businesses have the right to do business with individuals of their choice, rejecting huge segments of the marketplace would place their non-discriminatory competitors at a huge advantage. Do you think Wal-Mart would remain the world's largest retailer if they started rejecting the business of non-whites? They would have to close all their stores in many countries.

    That's how the free market cures racism. Green trumps all other colors.

  • @BRYAN351 Although history has taught us that the free market did racists pretty well. And when non racists tried to use their economic liberty to further their civil liberty, the states used state power to deny them economic liberty, as well. And without the federal government, I would like to hear a sound, coherent answer to how the free market would have resolved this. An explanation which doesn't venture into historical fiction or use the word 'if.' But rather use the facts of the day.

  • I'm voting for him because I want the free banana.

  • I now have a headache from laughing so hard  :-D

  • AND A PRETTY PRETTY GOOSE FOR YOU XD

  • LOL FREE BANANAS XDDDDDDDDDD

  • Well yeah, shooting Ramone would be pretty hard.

  • I love dishwashers, and if one of my spoons got left, I'd find the big ape who did it.

  • Whoo haa cherry soda

  • FREE BANANA'S!!!!

  • Dude said "have some brewskies" and I'm freakin' "those are awesome more like it!"

    LMFAO

  • BRING ON THE STEAMED CROUTONS!!

  • Uh oh, a split forming in the Ron Paul camp over sense of humor. I didn't like some of the references said in the video but I couldn't help laugh at it. If he becomes president I'm sure there will be more of this sort of thing. Maybe its a good sign...

  • Everyone wants to do it and not think about the feces pudding

  • As a Paul Supporter I find this...Incredible! Might even be better than the Rick Perry one. Ron Paul 2012.

  • So THIS is what non-supporters think he's saying... Hahaha

  • Wow this video is great FREE BANANAS!!

  • He's got a sandwich, and you like it, because he's ron paul

  • thumbs up if you're a pony and you want this cookie but can't think straight

  • FREE BANANAS

  • That was funny. Thanks for posting it.

  • let Ron Paul make the zoo!

  • Huge Ron Paul supporter here and i thought this was freakin hilarious. Nice dubbing great Job. Don't vote for Ron and it will haunt your prostate.

  • HOO HA CHERRY SODA! he hehe

    ron paul 2012.

  • white men criticize black people over pagers.

    mexicans will take shoes.

  • i helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit and when he was chewing on it, i mushed it and called an ambulance. RON PAUL 2012.

  • Woohoo..That had me busting a gut. Great job..I posted this where many Ron Paul supporting friends could check it out. With Title, "Will you laugh or will your head explode" I know some supporters will take it as a slight, I didn't and I follow his campaign daily. Ive actually told the campaign that it might help Ron to throw some humor out there once and while. lol, I think they listened with the Big dog add :-)

  • press 1 to respond to the haters

  • Free bananas? where? oh damn it not my prostate! ARGH! vote ron paul....

  • bring on the steamed croutons?? whats the point of croutons???

  • when i hear this guy's voice over, i see Ron Paul, but I can't help but think of George W. Bush.

  • DJO??? this was awesome

  • I love how all these dipshit liberals are posting in here talking shit lol.

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  • I've liked him since 2008 and still do after this. Very funny.

  • I'm a Ron Paul supporter, and I approve this video.

    P.S. Hoo-hah! Cherry soda!

  • Basically, Paul as a person is a paleo-conservative, his political views are heavily libertarian (but he differs on one or two things that the party considers pretty important), and he votes with the constitution. And that vote is all that matters. The other two are irrelevant.

  • But the difference between mainstream libertarians and Paul is that Paul won't SAY that. Paul isn't going to tell the states what they should or shouldn't do, whereas someone like Gary Johnson, who falls more within the actual party line, says the states shouldn't be allowed to ban it. Paul, as an individual, doesn't matter. It's the constitution that matters. Paul has a libertarian ideology, but he has clashes with the actual libertarian party quite a but, like with the Asian trade agreement.

  • That is hil-arious!!! Too great for words..

  • I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit, and he was chewing on it, I mushed it and called an ambulance. I love Ron Paul, but for all the supporters that can't take the joke, realize that it is not an insult.

  • I still love the end lol

  • Ron Paul makes more sense in this video than the other candidates do during debates.

  • @MrSupervitesse Heck yeah, this is practically what the neocons hear on stage when Ron Paul speaks. They're just puppets reading from scripts. Ron Paul 2012!

  • @chrismsalas18 Agree!

  • @samisyosam A) Where did that come from? This is a funny video, not somebody espousing libertarian beliefs.

    B) That's an extremely over-simplified and technically incorrect description of libertarianism. Most "global corporations" got where they are from favors from governments, including the government of the United States. Do you think any company would make any money if their negative reputation with customers overrode their actual convenience or innovation?

  • In a free market, corporations can't get money or favors from senators and secretaries of departments like the EPA. That leaves it up to the consumer to decide whether or not to buy a product, and if no one buys said product, then the company goes under. It should have happened with GM. A bad reputation doesn't mean anything now because the government will hold up any "corporation". No one with a senator on speed dial is too small to fail these days. Just look at Solyndra.

  • And lastly, Ron Paul ISN'T A LIBERTARIAN. He is a CONSTITUTIONALIST. There IS a difference. Ron Paul turns to federalist ideas in favor of libertarian ones. For instance, on the subject of drugs, Ron Paul says it should be left up to the states, not the federal government. Libertarians don't think it should be left up to anyone. Ron Paul believes in border control, purist libertarians believe an open border satiates the labor market's demand for labor/cost.

  • @jer4d

    I disagree. He is indeed a libertarian. He supports federalism because that's the way our federation was set up, that's the way the Constitution works. I don't think he (or I) believe that if drugs were decrminialized at the federal level, that the States should ban them on an individual basis. Can they? That depends on what the States' constitutions say about it. Should they? No. Ron Paul follows the rulebook to pursue libertarian policies.

  • @jer4d Any real libertarian will defend the Constitution, even when it's not libertarian itself, because he is responsible, believing in contracts and consistent principles. A real libertarian wants to amend the constitution where it's bad, not ignore it.

    There were few people in history more libertarian than the best of the Founding Fathers.

  • Libertarians think that personal responsibility is so important that we shouldn't use government funds to prevent problems with agencies like the EPA. If something goes wrong, individuals should deal with the problem with lawsuits.

    "What do you mean you don't have unlimited funds to fight a global corporation in court over the next decade because they dumped toxic sewage on your lawn and served you with a gag order?" They say. If something goes wrong, it's on you.

    "Liberty liberty liberty..."

  • I think the lip readers are Ron Paul supporters because this one is actually funny! They made the other candidates look real stupid this is hilarious!

  • Why are some of you guys getting all political or offended? It’s humor. BadLipReading is basically making videos of all the candidates…regardless of their stance on things. Suck it up you babies. It’s funny and this is coming from a Paul supporter.

  • The thing is, it doesn't insult his policies. It in no way insults Paul as a candidate. There's no reason to be upset about it. It's literally just taking his mouth movements and plugging in completely nonsensical statements. It's not an SNL slit, it isn't a clipped and misconstrued soundbite. It's a joke that isn't made at Paul's expense. I love the good doctor. I have since 2007. This isn't an insult, guys...

  • He deserves it. He wants to end the federal reserve! Not a good idea!

  • @atmrocks12345 I know, right. End the federal reserve? That's as dumb as the colonists thinking "we don't need a king"

    What are you going to do without a king???? Dummies.

  • BLP fucked up on this one. Ron Paul is the realest, most educated candidate

  • you can give me money and I'll go make the zoo :))))

  • funny nonetheless, lol!

  • baddest blr.

    also ron paul doesnt deserve this.

  • @georgemargaris Lies. Everyone on tv fucking deserves this.

  • Watching this stoned blurs the line between funny and factual. (I began to think it was genuine footage)

  • Nothing funny about it... Whoever made this video is a douche!!

  • I'm having a Sam Adams brewsky right now!

    Ron Paul 2012!!

  • We should take their wig off!

    (applause)

  • I've donated $750 to Paul this election cycle, including $350 in his Black THIS Out moneybomb. I'm a volunteer for his TN campaign 10 hours a week.

    And this is hilarious.

  • FREE BANANAS!

  • the hardest part is to shoot Ramone.

  • Any man who promises me free banana's has my vote!!

  • FAKE AND GAY.

    

  • @TheAdjundantReflex What part about "Bad Lip Reading" don't you understand?

    

  • @TheAdjundantReflex

    Nothing gets past you, does it?

  • @MrMatthewLeo

    No, because this video is the epitome of idiocy. One of the worst BLR clips ever.

    The internet loves Ron Paul. To have it ridicule Ron Paul is unnatural, and should never happen.

    Am I clear, plebeian? Crystal, I assume. Now, don't waste my time unless you have something of almost median intelligence to say.

  • @TheAdjundantReflex

    Something intelligent like FAKE AND GAY?

  • this needs exposure, its hilarious

  • @MrKickassdotcom Check out the YouTube channel @BadLipReading

    He's the guy who did this! He made a deal to put these videos exclusively on FunnyOrDie for two weeks. Check out his other stuff... AMAZING.

  • Hoohaa cherry soda!!!!

  • Dude said "Have some brewskies and I'm freakin' "Those are awesome, more like it!"

  • o my god the first time i watched this i laughed so hard

  • Ron paul is the man, but this is still hillarious!

  • yo why was it taken off before? >:U

  • @Superspaceify because they always want to Black out Ron Paul even if they are making fun...

  • Amazing. Thanks for reposting.

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