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  • I really loved the part when they were wondering if it was a girl and it started nodding like crazy! Cracked me up! xD and oh Ellen! Love you.

  • lol, ummm....i think he said "calling me a girl!?? okay you wont get nothing from me" lol

  • I think da parrot wanted some bitches ;)

  • LOL this is hillarious but cool lol birds are so awsome

  • @ridergirlARF mi dogs name iz Toby

  • My school has an animal room and Toby our parrot is better he dances and he can talk better and he loves attention. He gets mad if you don't talk to him.

  • bird: " ur embarrasing urself bitch" -.-

  • They came to our school on Thursday it was really cool! (:

  • ellen can be a perfect parrot . she acts and talks the same .. just imagine her wearing feathers and on a stand !!

  • wat does a tiger say?

    parrot: .....

  • I know what the parrot feels like, I hate doing public speaking too

  • Lol. This what I though of the video. 1:36

  • Not enough cowbell

    

  • I saw quito at the state fair of texas yesterday :)

  • lol the parrot sounds like a robot

  • I LOVE ELLEN SHE IS SOOO COOL. THAT BIRD WAS SCARED TO MUCH DISTRACTION. THEY ARE THE BEST TALKERS I HAVE EVER SEEN. I HAD SEVERAL OF THE DOUBLE YELLOW HEADS AND THEY ARE AMAZING ENTERTAINMENT,,,,

  • lol cladistic assistance by the specimen itself. GENIOUS! we should make animals recognize humans and say what they are, "i am a bear, dont fucking try to pet or feed me" or "im a chimpanzee, i will rip off your genitals and face then rub my feces in the wounds. go away."

  • feathers fly

  • performance anxiety?

  • well that was a disappointment.

  • not impresive at all

  • rawr. lol

  • It looks like a male to me. just the features look more like a male mammal figure and form..could be wrong, hard to tell between BIRDS. and oh shit i make 666 comment.. D:

  • Quito is a male for owners!!! I had an identical bird from 4 weeks old to 13years old, and I named her Dolly. She was so much to handle at 9 years that I had the DNA blood test at 11 years old and as the literature said she was a he, the flat head is the dead giveaway, also the females are not as colorful as the males by a slight amount but not much....

  • I bet Tony is not afraid of giant pecker with feathers.

  • lol 1:35 "whats a tiger say?" bird:*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"rawr" 

  • Sooo,what's that well-known saying: Never work with children or animals",lol. Quito did what any 'performing' animal will do when asked to do something.It will do NOTHING,lol.But true to form,Ellen just shrugs it off.She is a star!

  • i love Ellen but get tired of her "i just came in from cleaning the garage" outfits

  • Ellen is so freaking awesome.

  • @2:52 the bird allmost say'd WTF are you doping B****

  • lolz this is hilarious!

  • Im sure she didnt want do anything when she says "goodbye" or when she was called a girlz

  • So that's what I ate at KFC the other day.. No wonder it tasted kinda odd.

  • That parrot is cute.

  • ellen "hii quito!" quito: "GOODBYEE" xD

  • i would be so embarresed

  • Ellen is one of the best hosts I've ever seen. XD She's hilarious.

  • Well, this a good example of you can't ALWAYS get an animal to do what you want on command, LOL! Maybe Quito's a boy and he didn't like being called "girly!"

  • what she give him when the parrot do it good?

  • @Irvingz9608 most likely some type of nut. I've heard that some parrots really like peanuts, so maybe that's what the trainer gave Quito. :)

  • hahaha the bird clammed up!

  • Cute,shy,and funny

  • He's shy:)

  • slatko ali nije dovoljno dresiran!!!!! i dont know english well but he or she is cute

  • cute

  • its a change of environment. sometimes animals have attitude just like us humans. shouldn't really blame them.

  • fail.

  • Stage fright :/

  • I think Quito was mad cuz they think he is a girl thats y he was bouncing furiously

  • Hahaha Ellen bouncing with Quito!!

  • LMFAO when she was bouncing XD

  • they should of known the bird didnt want to perform when they said 'hi" and the bird said "goodbye". lol

  • the parrot is like

    "bitch don't patronize me"

  • Einstein the talking parrot is much cooler.

  • I love the parrot doing only what he wants !!!

  • i love how ellen disperse the awkwardness with her humour :) i could be a nervous wreck if my parrot ddidn't perform on the ellen show. she's a good host! :)

  • hehehe.. :) this is Hilarious ! ELLEN ... WE ALL LOVE YOU ! :)

  • 1:00 Ellen gets TeaBagged.

  • FAIL

  • I am sooo getting me a parrot.

  • I thought the rule with television was to never work with animals or kids...

  • lol epic fail but still cute

  • I bet afterward the chick was like "stupid bird"!

  • haha. it's cute anyway :D

  • They sometimes get nervous/curious about their new surroundings when brought on stage. I wouldn't blame the parrot.

  • ohh no im so ambarasss for quito !!!!can barely watch it!!!!!

  • way to kill your career quito! you'll never be on tv ever again!

  • Ellens awesome. That chick tried to go "rawr" when the parrot was supposed to..Ellen pointed it out. xD

  • Quito is the name of the Capital of Ecuador

  • lol the parrot is gay

  • @RubenMGMatos how do you know the bird's sexual prefernce?

  • @PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6 im a parrot to

  • @RubenMGMatos lol k well my point is dont call things gay when u mean stupid. ellen would be ofended too

  • @PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6 HA ur saying the parrot is stupid? o.O XD

  • @RubenMGMatos nope, but the way u said it made it apear that way.

  • At 1:36 was it the girl or the parrot who said "rawr"? Both of their mouths moved....

  • @batterydan Girl said it.

    Listen to what ellen says after

  • That Bird Suks

  • The parrot was beaten for its misconduct after the show.

  • @UnresolvedExternal LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @UnresolvedExternal are you serious? id literally kill someone for harming a bird, wild, or pet, or anything.  they are their own individual creatures, and cant be expected to appease us on command

  • @johnnyrouke

    If you would literally kill someone for harming an animal, then you yourself are an animal, and should be locked in a cage with them.

  • @UnresolvedExternal a person is RARELY innocent like an animal, and a person can fight back, so yeah I'D KILL SOMEONE IN A HEARTBEAT for that. maybe i am an animal? but i dont have much respect left for the human race...so piss off

  • so paiseh sia... the bird dint say any thing...

  • omfg failure lol

  • its a boy.. we had one of these and the girls have their entire head greeeeen hah

  • @AmethystSaphy No actually you are wrong I own a girl and she looks just like that.

  • such fail lol

  • 2:58 Quito stares at Ellen like "I thought they came here to see me sing.. Long titty no nipple havin' ass bitch!"

  • @djtoontk lmaoo i noe rightt ! hahaa

  • I bet the bird sings hoel all day long... and when she came to ellen's show when it needed to sing the bird was probably like: "Fuck you bitch, im a boy, now i wont sing"

  • Lol fail

  • fail

  • Lol the bired is like "i will sing when i want too..."

  • Birds can be very nervous around people. I have an Amazon that only sings for me and doesn't like having other people around.

  • I get why they called it quit-o.

  • could u fail anymore?

  • fail

  • Ellen is more cooperative. LOL

  • FAIL

  • IM A BOY DAMION

  • awwww soo cute :3

  • I love animals.....this parrot is so lovely

  • You try turning into a bird, get on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and sing old mcdonald had a farm in front of millions. Seriously you guys give it a break you call me when you've accomplished half the achievement's this bird has...

  • Fail. hahah Einstein is better...

  • I don't think this is her pet... I'm pretty sure this bird is from a zoo and the the girl is the handler.

  • In Brazil, you need a special license to have this kind of bird too. But in not like this. It's very difficult to get a license beacuse they need a special threatment. I saw an amazon parrot for sale in a pet store in USA, in a small cage. It's not a way to breed this bird. They need a lot of space, a big cage, so they are able to fly. ( It's only a comment.)

  • Bird was under a lot of pressure to perform on demand like that. Ellen handled it well

  • ahahah i love ellen

  • that bird in on pet star

  • The amazon parrot should`t be in USA. Here in Brazil own this pet is forbbiden because it is close to extinction, and difficult to breed in jail. Here people who have parrots go straight to prison, no bailment.

  • @Geleiasuprasumo Ive heard you need a special license to be able to have them as a pet in USA.. hope so, dont wanna kill em all

  • Haha I love Ellen, she doesn't give a shit haha

  • oh look kids an endangered animal that was smuggled into america!

    these birds apparently have the intelligence of a 7 yr old, and just as naughty, pretty amazing

  • hey i actually LIVE in quito... its a cool city XD

  • She must be nervous in front of the crowd! The public speech stress, you know!

  • it got pissed when they called it a girl... so it didnt want to do anything LOL

  • I love Parrots! 

  • i wasted 3:10 mins of my life that i wont ever get back

  • @TheBloodPhenix and some seconds to comment :D

  • fail

  • lol cool

  • amazing bird :)))

  • I like the birds reaction when she start sing at 2: 58 xD I love birds, they are both cute and amazing nd funny :D

  • She feels bad epic FAIL!!!!!

  • so cute! ....i'm just glad that i wasn't Quito's owner on that stage....it must have been sooo embarrassing!!! xD .....but i would looove to be Quioto's owner any other time ;)

  • Birds are very smart and mischievous. Quito knew what she was doing! Ellen (and Quito's owner) were class acts in handling the situation.

  • This just proves again that parrots have the brainpower of a human 2 year old. They will be able to do the most awesome goodies, but ask them to perform on command, and they ignore you flat-out just for the embarrassment it will cause you.

    Still, the tiger rawr was good!

  • This just proves again that parrots have the brainpower of a human 2 year old. They will be able to do the most awesome goodies, but ask them to perform on command, and they ignore you flat-out just for the embarrassment it will cause you.

    Still, the tiger rawr was good!

  • I hope this lady knows that some birds are camera shy.

  • fail

  • I love the look on that bird's face!

  • If birds don't feel comfortable in an environment they tend to do this. The bird has to be in a natural state of mind. I am sure the bird works great on stage at disney for the fact it "feels" comfortable there. Birds do not like quick changes.

  • quito failed the test. he's now a chicken mcnugget.

  • EPIC FAIL!but cute i bet the woman wanted to kill him she was gonna do it at home...

  • this just shows what a professional talk show host ellen really is

    even when something fails and doesn't go as planned, ellen still manage to entertain us and to make it funny

  • :-) so cute....

  • WTF...FAIL PARROT :/

  • Parrot had a brainfreez or his just sarcastic evil to not talk xD LMAO

  • fail 

  • i love it bouncing!!!

  • PARROT FAIL...

  • what does a tiger say "silence" lol

    it just wasn't the bird's cup of tea to be in front of all those people.

  • Awww poor quito... stage fright!!!

  • cute :)

  • when Quito did a grrr sound it scared me. :/ lol

  • Fail.

  • That little bounce it did was too damn cute. :P

  • my bird bounces like that lol

  • That dance she's doing is a lot of different things... At the moment it meant she was being territorial... She didn't like Ellen ^_^

  • LOL

    I believe Ellen could put a rock on stage and the whole thing be funny.

  • Comparable with Einstein ....almost chicken.

  • smart parrot!!!!really smart

  • That's what the trainer gets after years of being couped up in a cage. " let's sing!" " kiss my feathered ass bitch, and get me some real food!"

  • @Death929

    LMAO!!!

    Totally awesome!!

  • bit embarrassing

  • ya laah cho helo

  • its cuz shes a dyke xD

  • i think the show was meant to be like that, to be funny. Cute parrot! Since i was a kid i wanted to have one of those and now I'm 26 still don't have any. xD

  • @Hythymism10 get one!! They are so much fun! I have had a bird my whole life--they are such great friends! If you area ever in IL, go to the store Bird is the Word! Best bird store ever!

    If you have any questions about owning a parrot, let me know!

  • @Crittertube93 I always wanted a parrot since i was 5 years old. Our old lady neighbor inspired me on wanting one because her parrot was very funny. Whenever it sees a guy, it's like, "Hey ugly!". Haha! When its owner passed away, it also did soon after. :( Today, one of those costs a fortune here in the Phil. that's why it's very rare to see people here having a pet parrot. But as soon as i can afford one, i will buy one and you'll be the very first person i will question about owning one. Tnx

  • Type in "Parrot singing Old Macdonald Farm" (added by ConnPost) and it shows the same trainer, and same parrot Quito, and the parrot does actually sing "Old Macdonald has a farm" and makes those sounds.

  • Failed epic. Quito is stupidest dumbass bird.

  • @2012mayandoomsday well, I disagree most birds CANNOT tell ppl what type of bird she/ he is even if its trained

  • @2012mayandoomsday haha funny shit

  • Yeah parrots aren't as obedient as dogs. More like cats. The parrot knows the stuff but she's obviously seen herself in the monitors and is all "Im not going to humiliate myself in front of another parrot!"

  • I love talking/ singing parrots! hes sooooo cute! 

  • This seems fake. Maybe it's just me, but it sounds fake.

  • "lets sing?" I like how the parrot is like "lets not"

  • Nice page with a lot of cool stuff. Come see our new channel HaraldTheTalker about a ritzy talking hamster who enjoys the finer things in life ;)

  • :45 the parrot lip synched, the voice didnt sound natural

    or should i say beak synched?

  • if that lady said "kitty cat" one more time, i would've shoot myself in the knee

  • ahwhahwhahwhahwhahwhhaw. Fail. :(

  • Total fail

  • fail

  • who cares, this is still a cute vid whether it worked out the way they wanted or not.. idiost coming on here agruing and making dumb comments about nothing..