How To Flirt Online

[angelgabriellewalker]

her ears

[RAWRadd]

I wonder how u can tease an online pedo...

[JustRandomMichelle]

is it just me or did this remind me of One Direction...

[123keshalover]

How big is your iguana? o.O

[TheArchanoz]

How to flirt online

1. Lie

2. Repeat Nr.1

[TheGeorgiaRaptor]

I love how it's a teen girl

[411Leka]

this is not flirting this is just talking some stupid things to people who you dont even know how they look oh

[411Leka]

@Pingoo124 lol your comment made me laugh my ass of :DD

[CarmenRocks]

Easy, Just use this smiley ;D after every sentence.

How you doing? ;D

I'm eating ice cream. ;D

Green is my favorite color. ;D

Maybe add "if you know what I mean".

I watch Howcast during my spare time, if you know what I mean. ;D

[alee7045]

@CarmenRocks lol

[alee7045]

@CarmenRocks i mean lol if you know what i mean;D

[MrMartinzztop]

 Oh,it's a Match.con advertisment in disguise.

[mccohen15]

Big enough to make you scream

[irishgirl13rules]

@sweetnightmares100 I know how you feel :( I'm the lamest kid at my school

[SweetNightmares100]

@irishgirl13rules I know right!?

[SweetNightmares100]

I don't think love is very cut out for me. I wish a guy would ask me out.

[MissCaraMint]

@SweetNightmares100 Why? you are a strong independent woman why don't you ask someone out? And if there is now one you like who needs a boyfriend anyway?

[SweetNightmares100]

@MissCaraMint I'm too nervous to ask someone out...

[ShadowScalezify]

will you marry me?

[SweetNightmares100]

@ShadowScalezify If I was older,I'd say yes.

[atoghra1]

Step 5: Avoid "Soul Baring discussions" with your potential Soulmate! How sick is our culture that people become scared off when it comes to revealing their true nature?

[SomethingShifty]

HE IS FIT ! ..... (i like the comment big enugh to make you scream, makes him look like the pedo LOL)

:D

[BriboGarabet]

heees cuuute :P

[emiynu]

You don't have to lie! You don't have to change who you are! Nothing wrong with being a Debbie Downer, you just gotta find that Negative Ned who gets you.

Those who lie will of course break character at some point and then they'll stupidly wonder why they're getting a divorce. Oh and of course match.com couples get married quicker-- their entire purpose of joining the site was to get married. desperate bastards! "mommy mommy how'd you meet daddy?" "oh, in the most romantic way: online." -_-

[MRPIMP62]

to make you scream thats small

[staver76]

AHAHAHAHA

[davvvideos]

wierd accent..

[doodlemasterful]

@davvvideos Its australian

[Zamriasra]

Spell CHECK FOLLOW IT!!!! I ARE GRAMMAR NAZI AND AM TURNED OFF BY THAT,

[notanothernoob]

HAHAHA is this fucking legit?!

[SuperKidFlavoured]

Step 1: Flirt online

Step 2: Meet up

Step 3: Have Chris Hansen appear out of nowhere and tell you to take a seat.

[jojoyasmin]

@SuperKidFlavoured O_O XD 4: run away and be tackled by cops

[BlueGlowingLight4]

yeah re-reading your messages is VERY important, back when I i had only recently met my GF I wsa sending her a text asking if she'd mind if i'd "add her mum on FB" of course my phone had initially writen that as "so should I *bed* your mum on FB?" so very glad i spotted that.

[Mickey2luka]

Iguana...lol

[MrgCkiD]

they forgot about bringing a gun

[minifruit90]

Im really god? spelling mistake, clearly he is not god.. or is he?

[Altair565]

First ask them "How much is one plus one?" to make sure they are not a robot.

[trang23390]

what if the guy also keeps BRIEF MSGs ??? so both of us say short words, then it shows that there is no interests btw us.... im fed up w this!! the guy always always say in Short Wrds

[briitaanee]

0:53

omg. paris its so romantic

to

um the mall

way to dumb down yourself and enforce the female stereotype that we all are stupid.

[darkblazer111]

its kinda funny that this is the same shit i use almost exactly and it works and all trolls ain't got no confidence so they gotta make bad jokes no1 laughs at haha

[xTheShatteredOnex]

I was laughing so much at the iguana thing, that I fainted. xD FAIL.

[zensorship]

the girl is butt ugly

[tigerspartan06]

how to flirt online: (how it really should be)

-hey you wanna fuck?

-yea lets meet up!

:D bahahaha

[MsWhysoseriouz]

oooohhh yeaaaah iguanas turn me on

[BLTLipgloss1998]

Big enough to make you scream.... ;). I was like okaayyy

[2497iscool]

how big is your igunana? Big enough to make you sceam... I FUCKING DIED LAUGHING WHEN I SAW THIS!

[secondsofsilence]

see if people had confidence they wouldnt be on these sites in the first place.....

[brutaka359]

Dating website? WTF where? I wanna go there! Seriously some1 reply!!! Thanks! :O

[zensorship]

@brutaka359

match, finya there are so many

[cookiemonsterules]

NO one online looks like them.

[MaoiMeowi2]

They forgot step 1: be absolutely sure the person you're talking to is who they say they are, especially if you're a 12-13 year old girl.

[maxmaxuyao1]

and there's a gogle Ad right next o this video that says: DATE WEALTH MEN o.o

hey, if you are a girl and ur bored.. chat with me on MSN onlinedatingfake@hotmal.com XDDDD

[1zacster]

Step 1: open with" hey baby wanna ride my cock?"

[TheCliffordCult]

Interesting how they have that occasional/rare Aussie accent in Howcast vids.

[1MinuteFlipDoc]

..when is the right time to show them (girls) pictures of your junk? :)

[BorderInspector]

@1MinuteFlipDoc That's usually my first step. It's a real ice breaker.

[1MinuteFlipDoc]

guys..women are basically looking to either/both 1-not work 2-be entertained. They'll choose 1 over 2 (once they're a bit older), but they're ideally looking for both. So if you're rich, funny, and generally fun to be around, you won't be having problems attracting the ladies! :)

[TheStereoPryde]

wich msn chat is that? :O

[cotton2222]

Stupidity? Its called typos.............it doesnt mean your stupid. Its a mistake.

[mrkiky]

@cotton2222 maybe you're stupid and can't spell....personally I just hate it when people butcher the language intentionally to the point that it becomes difficult for me to read.

[cotton2222]

@mrkiky Go......Away........NOW

[mrkiky]

@cotton2222 i went away immediately but I came back to read your reply :)

[xByakuran]

@cotton2222 HEY SEXY 8D

[aznlilhero]

more like how to be a pedophile online lol

[Shotxofxvalor]

they forgot a 44 magnum incase they serial killers =D

[Edwannabe1]

this r useful 4 wen i cyberz with hot elves in WoW

[nsG0]

@Edwannabe1 trololololol

[CocooBananas]

No one normal would have this conversation.

[connie2202002]

LOL

[baseballreg123]

how big is my iguana? big enough.

[SuperAiden101]

i can flurt alot better than that, and im always flurting with girls on MSN and facebook ct...:P

[TehSpammerWasHere]

i love you

[Jakez98]

I wonder what does he feed his "iguana" just now. LOL!

[Hr75]

fouth

[billybatson55]

LOL, My iguna is twice as big xD

[Pingoo124]

In other words, how to be a pedophile

[CaptainCrunch605]

@trey682 no one cares