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  • I hope my wife doesn't get kidnapped, or MY mother in law will turn into THAT!!!!

  • I finally beat this game on my 3ds without losing any lives! ... TWICE actually.

  • dude, I am exhausted just watching that. that game gave you no chance to rest. rock um sock em action! nuts

  • There are 11total Treasures in the game. The hardest one to collect was in the Beethoven level when his cat breathes fire. Reach towards the flame when the cat breathes fire for a second time and you'll find it.

  • I thought this was a game...

  • @wakkaboom1987 It is, you control his reflexes by pushing in the right directions, and his sword by pressing a button when needed.

  • GEEZ! How the heck is anyone supposed to beat this game what with how fast the flashes come at you?

  • My God, what a mess

  • I sympathize with the man.

  • Don't know about you but i'd use that time machine to go back in time before the girl got kidnapped and just end it there.

  • How did she manage to keep that hot, playmate body, after having all those children?

  • If I'll have a mother in law like that...

  • This is the most fun game to speed run period

  • That Eve of Eden is a BBW

  • one of the historical videogame of game rooms

  • wow this game could be completed in 10 minutes?

  • @8wealthyone8 - Yeah!!! :)

  • @8wealthyone8 XDXDXD if you have good reflexes yes, but if you dont it may take hours XDXDXD

  • Does anyone have the death scenes for the Garden of Eden and for monster Daphne?

  • Dirk should have asked his mother in law how the heck he was supposed to save Daphne if she kicks his ass.. >_>

  • I love a good mindfuck!

  • why does every snake in this game hate/wanna eat dirk so much?

  • I love dirks squeals.

  • Odd they called it time warp when all of the sections are based on mythological stories (apart from the piano scene)

  • @mgabrysSF That's the trouble with balancingthe perfect game title with the kitsch needed for marketability.

  • @mgabrysSF But Alice really did go Through the Looking-Glass!

  • That's a lot of ze bay babes kidz

  • and that's why there's a running gag of crazy in-laws especially the mother in law.

  • More like Derp the Daring, amirite?

  • um, is it a cutscene or actual gameplay?

  • @1234Darkflames2 Both. The Dragon's Lair games are basically one gigantic quicktime event.

  • @leeshajoi itll probably be easy to die in this game!

  • So your telling me that Dirk first escaped his girlfriends/wife fat mom, went on a time machine, grew a pair of wings, gave the fruit of Eden to Eve thus causing sin, went through a mirror to wonderland, defeated a whole army of cards, rode on a cats head, traveled to ancient Egypt, awoke a mummy, fought a gigantic monster, defeated an evil wizard, and got the girl all in about 10 minutes... That my friends is what I call a badass

  • @TheDarkPyre basically, yeah.

  • @TheDarkPyre Don't forget Beethoven.

  • where to get the laser dic images of dg2? need to burn in a cd, or can it run in hd from daphne?

  • @rickybeann you can purchase them on dvd rom game versions. all of them. space ace dl and dl 2. google it. i forget the name of the company.

  • this game is so hard once you play it...

  • This whole game is a freakin' acid trip! 0_0

  • @C4DNerd

    Especially when Beethoven turns into Elton John.

  • the programmer of this game was a genius! (..but where the dragon is??)

  • the programmer of this game was a genius!

  • ELTON JOHN!!

  • loRDs uP wOPs DOwn.

  • so, it was all dirk fault!

    he made eve eat the fuking apple.

  • 10:06-Daphne has turned into her mother...

  • god i spent so many quarters on this game

  • Maybe Don Bluth should (or should've) make a Dragon's Lair movie all together. I bet it'd be totally fun to watch.

  • invece di dire cazzate analizzate il gioco......fantastico..laser ga,me i love you!

  • @cinator77 - Grande Cinator, altrimenti che l'ho messo a fare il video? :)

  • we need Death scenes for this

  • ...this game sums up the fear part of my brain when it comes to fantasy.

    Now, before you reply to my comment, let me say that this IS a good game. I just think it's...TOO good... ._.

  • che grande capolavoro

  • Noooooooooo! Non avevo mai capito che era la macchina del tempo a parlare... e che e' il fratello di Mordrock!!! Stupendo elemento degli anni novanta... che tempi!!! :)

    No way! I've never understood that the time machine is Mordrock's brother, and it's speaking to Dirk!!! I miss 90s!!!

  • Hoping to get this on DSiWare!

  • So lucky disney never made games like these..

  • The piano scene was epic.

  • Hopefully this comes out for PS3! Dragon's Lair and Space Ace have!

  • This looks more adventureous than the first one

  • What does Alice in Wonderland has to do with Dragon's Lair?

  • @StarSeeker94 I dont know but its got me wishing there was cross universe now between Daragons Lair and American McGees Alice , Beethovens welcome too :)

  • They have made Dragon's Lair available for a DLC on PS3. I hope they will make this downloadable as well

  • @StarSeeker94 Space Ace now too just downloaded and played tonight, hopefully this is next!

  • Um...why did Bhetoven (sp) turn into a flying, flaming, Elton John???

  • As soon as the wedding ring is put on her finger she becomes a fat pig. Very subtle ;)

  • games like this never really gave you time to breathe.

  • That was FN awesome! Good job!

  • Derk is awesome. He's like Crash Bandicoot, Sir Daniel Fortesque and Soild Snake combined. With girly shrieks.

  • @HalfBlindSkull

    Drake from uncharted's almost a modern version of drake in some respects both seem to just scrape getting killed numerous times a crapload of times in each game, unfortunately drake doesn't have funny deaths like dirk has.

  • The game is so much more intense than the first Dragon's Lair. ^_^.

  • This just shows what a guy will do for a piece of ass.

  • @Starbladek Hey, at least he actually GOT a piece of ass, unlike those suckers Mario and Link...

  • The guy who made this up was seriously stoned...good job! XD Awesome game n' stuff...gotta watch it again!

  • Wow. Bluth must have taken acids.

  • @Simbabbad If so, then I GOTTA find out his connections.

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  • 5:49 ha ha ha XD

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  • Thumbs up if it strikes you odd that Daphne looks so damn good after popping out an army of rugrats.

  • @choice2099 You can thank Don Bluth looking a Play-Boys for that.

  • OMG YOU ARE THE WINNER!!  XD

  • I think Dirk needs to lay off the hallucinogens, and yes Eve is hot haha

  • This game is insane.

    But Eve is pretty sexy.

  • I love the beetoven level.

  • This was soooo bad compared to the classic original.

  • 8:50 *smack*

  • what with the princesses skin color, its gray

  • you know drugs were probably involved in the creation of some of these scenes

  • @stategrad350 Yeah, no kidding. That must have been some brainstorming session: "Okay, what if we did a trippy Alice in Wonderland thing?" "Yeah! And then...um, how about a wacked-out Garden of Eden thing" "Yes! Ooh! And next, we have this scene set to Beethoven, only he's really small, and the piano flies!" "Yeah! That sounds great!" "Ha! Let's see other arcade games beat THAT!!" :P

  • @happytreefriendssuck

    yes.... Beware The Jabberwocky ....O.o

  • No matter how many times I see these videos I am always amazed at how ahead of their time they were. But yeah.. good God they were trippy too. I was too young to know it back then though

  • 5:49 did bethovan turn into Elton John 0_o

  • My version's more like DOOM/Evil Dead and a queen has to rescue the prince.

  • Clearly, Dirk was experimenting hallucinogens.

  • wow I havnt played this on arcade since the early 90s and cant remember half of these scenes. It was something like 10p per go and I got quite far. I assume this is on emulator on a pc? as I have not seen it in a actual arcade in years. Having said that I did play the first Dragons Lair game in a arcade in Bournmouth last year.

  • Why is the piano flying? Why is the cat breathing fire!? And why did Beethoven turn into Elton John...?

  • @pikminfan1998 An evil magician did it.

  • @Davtwan

    Do you get it? I was referencing the Nostalgia Critic...

  • @pikminfan1998 I hate the Nostalgia Critic.

  • @PikachuColoredPichu1

    Oh well.

  • @pikminfan1998

    No one knows.

  • Well , the game is seriously trippy.

    I guess it was supposed to replace some of the hard drugs ;p

  • Wow I never heard the script before. In the arcade games drowned out the sound from the machine. All you could hear was Dirk screaming in pain.

  • Wow, I can't believe I finally saw the whole thing. This looks seriously tuff compared 2 Dragon's Lair 1 & Space Ace. Those, I beat but when I found this videogame way back when? I couldn't get off the 1st stage! Just sittin' here watching all the constant moves U had 2 make. Incredible! Kinda glad I didn't get 2 beat the game. It would have robbed me of a couple of hundred bucks in quarters... lol Thank U 4 posting...

  • yyup i remember this

  • Sto poro cavaliere non c'ha mai n'attimo de pace! Però ma quant'è bbona Daphne? Ciao Ataru e grazie!

  • @ivanozr7 - Grazie a voi che guardate i miei video...^_^

    Come si dice poi, "Grande Sfacchinata, Grande Ricompensa", e in questo caso deve esse bbona pè forza... ;)

  • @Ataru34

    Don Bluth ha preso ispirazione da PlayBoy.

    Ecco perché è una principessa così... "rustica"...

  • @ivanozr7 io invece non capisco perchè si risposa Daphne sapendo come diventerà

    lol

  • I think it is also for the philips CD-I.

  • @Lunchbox420690 - No, this an original arcade game... :)

  • @Ataru34 The first one was on the CD-i, Sega CD, NES, and Arcade.

  • @Ataru34 - Lunchbox is correct. They ported it to the CDi as well. I own it.

  • @Ataru34 that was on a bunch of other systems

  • @Ataru34 It was ported to the CD-I as well.

  • can anybody please tell me how you play this game?

  • So a knight falls into a pile of gold and is assulted by a snake who wears Scottish clothes all while being chased by an angry blob and meeting a talking time machine.

    This game is seriously screwed up.

  • Awesome Game ! I own it on CD-ROM. I tried getting through most of the scenes but is very "Busy" compared to the Dragon's Lair 1. Hard to watch both what's all happening in the scene along with trying to make the correct moves in time. Love all of Don Bluth creations ! Thanks for Posting !

  • 8:34 -Did he just say, "What a woman"?

  • this is intense... o.o

  • Beethoven has a synthesizer?

  • Lets face it, If your wife looked like Daphne, you wouldn't worry about buying condoms.

  • The first game no problem for me.. This one... Holy shit!!!

  • What the hell did I just watch? ....for some reason it looks interesting even though... What console is this game for?

  • @Creoteo - Is not a console. Is a Arcade game.

  • @Creoteo look up the first game, it is alot less... out there....

  • I'm wondering why Eve is obese. Especially if she supposedly lives in the GARDEN of Eden.

  • @SuperGinger94 Possibly ate a lot of food in the garden of Eden

  • Is someone playing this?Cause I'm really confused how someone would play this?

  • @baycrum267

    well for Commodore 64 you basically used a joystick.. and each scene required timing, of which you had 5 options.. UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT and FIRE (sword action). You made the wrong move.. screwed! For Commodore if I remember right there was like 49 moves to the entire game (i wrote them down to memorize them). Don't remember the alice in wonderland, mozart and some of garden of eden's scenes.. They must have dumbed it down for the C64.

  • wow....

  • ...Ten minutes and six seconds of absolute awesome... and some of the best spent time of my life. Thanks for the video.

    Dirk & Daphne FTW!!!

  • I still remember the one time I managed to beat this game without a single death. There was a bug in a certain section of the Egypt level (with the two bats) where you had to jackhammer the controller to get it to register the movement. I was so glad when I got by it on the first try.

    Also, I still love the Beethoven's Fifth level. I always think of it whenever I hear that music.

  • Never saw it from beginning to end!

    Nor have I ever played it...does the real game baby-feed all the moves to you like that?

    and dirk talked! OMG! Bluth broke'd physics! next link will talk and mario will realize that the real source of power is in cucumbers! not mushrooms!

  • so many quarters i spent, thx for the post nver did get to see the end!

  • how do u play this game?

  • @neganinja

    It's a reaction game, you play the game by pressing the right button at the right time to help Dirk survive the action, which can be very very frustrating at times.

  • looks like a movie

  • what the fuck was Don Bluth smoking when He produced this one? 

  • 5:50 confuses me. Why did Beethoven suddenly turn into Elton John?

  • @funnystuflover That's the beauty of a mindfuck.

  • @funnystuflover - I guess since Elton John has paid homage to Beethoven so many times it was time Beethoven paid homage to Elton John. The sequence is referencing Disney's Fantasia, where these sequences often time don't make much sense.

  • @Guernicaman Non-Human in Action 52 does the same...only it's stupid and pointless.

  • Thanks For Posting This, Never Had The Chance To Play It Not Even See It

  • I don't remember eve being fat in the Bible and lol Adam was sleeping in the tree!

  • Why does Beethoven turn into Elton John at 5:50?

  • 1. The Nostalgia Critic was right, this game IS a mindfuck.

    2. The Cheshire Cat's rendition of the first verse of "Jabbberwocky" is very... rhythmical.

    3. The monster's name is actually the Jabberwock.

    4. The first angel Dirk meets sounds... er, gay?

    5. Where's Adam?

    6. If I remember the Bible correctly, Eden didn't get a flaming sword until AFTER the Fall.

    7. Daphne sounds... squeaky, as does Eve.

  • @Kirbyfan87827 adam is on a tree branch before Dirk finds Eve

  • Wow. Dirk caused the Fall of Man.

    What a butthead.

  • LOOK OUT SHE'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A FRYING PAN.

  • This game doesn't even seem like a time warp, it was more like some crazy acrid trip. And what the heck, they put Alice and Wonderland, Adam & Eve, and Beethoven in the time warp? They could of came up with something better than that. They should of did pirates, the wild west, and the future with flying cars.

    The dinosaur part was just kind of dumb. The entire earth filled with lava and all, it could of been a lot better.

  • @JoshCube2 They did pirates in the Amiga game remake. Not laser disc quality but a different story than this one.

  • This game seems extremely hard. Unlike the first one, now you've got people talking to you at all times. I'd be tempted to look at the people talking and not whatever's trying to kill me.

  • 7:50 Just like my wife, as soon as I put a ring on her finger, she turned into a pig.

  • @Jazzy9964 lol

  • @Jazzy9964 damn, i pissed myself, when i saw your comment

  • @Jazzy9964 i feel very sorry for your wife...

  • @FictionalLover ha ha Why? For turning into a pig? or being married to me? Or both? ha ha ha ha ha

  • @Jazzy9964 for both looool =]]

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  • If you put quarters in the machine, it gives you free 'shrooms with the game!

  • how does he get to 88mph? (bad inside joke). This looks like it was HELL to play, and you couldn't enjoy the work while you did, you'd have to watch someone else who was good at it.

  • @Melted369 Givin' some Back to the Future love? xDD

  • 2:30

    LOL.Dirk In Wonderland.

  • I never understood why Daphne was all gray colored :O while she was being taken

  • This whole thing is just total chaos. This guy would do anything for Daphne. Way to go Dirk. lol

  • 7:43 Major Yaoi!

  • this game is pretty fucked up

  • how did the snake no Dirk's name? and if I was dirk when I got to eden I would tell the angel what happend and get god to help

  • it was the machine that said it.all the snake said was "Theif!".