Ooohhh buddy. Im not a jesus freak, but I sure know when to shut the hell up. I must ask him though, what happens when you die? ok, you don't believe in god. So you spend your time and life makin fun of him. So I ask, what if? Im not saying you have to believe, but what if you die, and the man you who gave his life so you could live to spend yours making fun of him, is standing there looking into your eyes. Im just saying, what if.
dude if you arent gay why are you crying as if you felt there was somthing wrong with you if this god created you gay and then told you you are going to hell for somthing you cannot control Fuck him with a godamm pitchfork
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
You have a version of the bible that perverts the words of God, God does not see us as male,and female anyway He wants us to be one in love. Behold Jesus. Jesus would not act like a human going ah ha I found a reason to hate someone. Be gay or whatever sexuality. This is your portion under the sun.
If the only reason your not gay is because your religion tells you not to be then you are probably gay moron. I'm not gay because I don't personally find other men attractive. That's kind of how it works.
@lucradiste have you read his page? I don't think so: "...l'm just a smart arse trying to make people laugh at someone elses expense.. l was born an atheist, lucky for me l was raised one too and wasn't brainwashed by the fucked up cult that is, religion." And we're on youtube so correcting my english is pointless.
@TotallyTautology You're absolutely right actually I never looked at his page (probably has something to with the obnoxious nature of the video. I still won't because this is not my particular brand of humor.
I'll just assume you weren't lying.
I also won't bothering to correct your grammar anymore. So sorry. Have a wonderful day.
Ye shall know them by the fruit they bear. Jude 15: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
what. the. fuck. You scare the hell outta me. Don't speak, however, of our heavenly Father and his Son unless you're going to be straight to the point. Or don't speak. Your vids indicate you want to say what's right and live by the book, which is great, but I fear that you are mistaken in your means of conveying Good News. Stop freaking out and yelling at people; if anyone HAD a chance of finding Christ, and watched the way you act, they'd likely decline. No offense at all-an opinion.
@TurismoCoyote He isn't a fucking troll, he's a comic. I'm sick of these dumbass people throwing the term 'troll' around now because it's been on the fucking news. Go and learn what a troll actually is and fuck off.
what if you found your self in a hotel room with your buddy and the room had only one bed? and s'posing you both shared the bed, but no thing untoward happened between you and your mate - i mean, you and your buddy. even if no thing had happened, you'd still have been lying with him.... does that count? ; )
THE LORD WILL DEAL VERY BADLY WITH YOU MAN IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF GOD.
I REBUKE YOU SATAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS....STOP HIDING BEHIND THIS MAN CALLED"1GOD1JESUS".....LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY DEVIL!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY!!!!
@sasquatch268 I'm not catholic and I dont believe them....I know and I serve Jesus Christ "The Son Of God",who reveals things to me through the power of The Holy Spirit!And the devil is real,just as much as God is real.
And if you don't believe me....it's ok...one day you will found it out.
im not sure weather to like or dislike this video,b because im not sure if this is serious, or you making fun of closet gays who won't come out because they're christian. if this is serious, then clearly you are gay, and need to deal with your issues. if it's a joke, then it's a damn good one, because you're good at acting.
I don't know if you're a homosexual, but you are certainly a peculiar individual.
It's the fact that you appear creepy in a deranged sort I'm a mental patient , type of way that is probably what is causing you difficulty in mingling with the public at large. Stop acting so damn bizarre and maybe you'll be accepted.
Dude, you're like some weird slasher movie character. Maybe some medication could help you?
It would be un-Christian to tell you to go fuck yourself, so I won't do that. But really, if you found a misspelled word, why didn't you identify the misspelled word?
The poster and the object of this video is some weird loser. The fact that you felt the need to respond to my post either means he is your butt boyfriend or you identified yourself in my post. Not go try to find Jesus Christ and some salvation for your souls.
@PraetorianEdict God says that only he can judge people and it looks like you are judging him. Your behavior seems to say that you do not practice what the word tells you. God punishes people who pretend. Just warnin ya.
Actually you are incorrect. The Bible does in fact say to not only judge but administer punishment. I am practicing what Jesus and God the Father preached. Read from Leviticus to Deuteronomy. There is nothing in the New Testament that says the Old Testament should be thrown away. All of God's Laws and words are to be followed, not just the words that are pretty and prose-like.
@PraetorianEdict Would you twist the word of god just to legitimize a comment you said? God is the only person who can judge a person and punish them. God changed once Jesus died for our sins, he is much more loving, but he will not forgive someone who tries to act godlike themselves.
Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you. 1 Peter 1:23-25
@PraetorianEdict I don't need a big passage from the word. "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment." John 7:24 We must all take heed of the lord's just judgement on others, but we must not judge others from our own mind. I want to relay this message to you, so you can continue to look good in the lord's eyes. Luckily, he's full of love and he forgives ignorance.
haha!!! yes, he's certainly a peculiar individual !!
Look, I'm a muslim & I believe in Juseus as a Messenger from the God.. & I like reading & taking the wisdom
from his stories :) ... & I believe that the person who doesn't show any respect ,4 Jesus or anyone religious ,s/he is PATHETIC !!!!! ... Have a nice day ^^
Hi again.. well, I always write what I believe in .. so if u want 2 know the answer plz read my previous comment again! ...& Can I ask u the same question?? I really want 2 know ur beliefs ^^
@tami199177 Greetings:) My beliefs?? Well, I´m an Atheist so I don´t really have a "belief". I get what you are meaning it´s just that many are calling for respect for their religious beliefs, while felling completely free to critize and hate on non-believers like myself..
I think this type of Bible reader can better be held far from sharp objects and high buildings when the "happiness" his Bible gives him becomes too overwelming.
@allways28 I didn't even watch the video; I simply commented off the title. What kind of satire goes into the making of this video anyway? What a horrible sense of humor.
So if the law says you are not allowed to murder, and you go murder someone....that still makes you a murderer....same fucking principle you fag. Yes you are gay.
I have been, unfortunately, raised catholic. Forced into belief by my baptism as an infant. Now, being 13, im starting to doubt the existence of a God. My parents try to force me to believe that i know what happens after we die. When after all i don't. You don't. None of us do. So in my catholic school I've been forced to go to, I dread religion class. I dread the teachers rambles of heaven and hell. After all God was made by humans. NOT vice versa.
@WarZeroProductions "Being 13, i'm starting to doubt the existence of a God". Trying to figure this all out at 13 must be very tough. I only realised I was completely atheist at the age of 45! Trust your own instincts & judgement regarding religion and remember that when someone else tries to tell you how to run your life, be it the government, society or religious institutions, their advice is usually intended to benefit them, not you. Your parents mean well, so try to keep the peace.
@FiremanLouvier 1. i'm completely serious, 2. if Gog hated gays, they wouldn't exist, and 3. homosexuality isn't a sin. look it up on youtube. there will be a bunch of gay guys that will tell you that they didn't choose to be that way.
@grandtheftauto5588 I like what you did there. you did the number thing too lol. but anyway I would like to point out i'm NOT gay bashing. I'm an athiest and I pray to FSM that religion will die. Youtube can say anything it wants to. Yes I know gay people didn't choose to be and I'm glad you understand that.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
so i think jesus its a fucking jew and chirstanis dont like teh jews but you worship the king of the jew you are the biggest fucking retards the world has seen you contradict your slef and are the biggest fucking hippocrits ever go fucking die so the rest of us dont have to live with your ignorance
hey man, don't cry, Jesus and God will still love you if you are homosexual, though I am not saying your gay, . If people start picken on you or callen you names, ignore them, kay? Donchu worry, you will always be loved by god and jesus no matter what :)
Whether you're gay, straight, or bi, Jesus doesn't care. He's going to love you for who you are.
I am Jewish, and with my studies in Hebrew, I know that the verse you read (Leviticus 18:22) was directed towards the Levites. Hence, LEVITicus.
Whatever your sexuality, don't think that Jesus won't love you. Believe it or not, I somewhat have a bit of sympathy for you. Just remember that your savior is gonna love you no matter what you do, so just listen to Him.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Umm... the bible's a lie. See, I'm atheist, and, the bible is just fake. They're just stories written by some 1st century hypocrite. Think about it. It'll become clear and you will see that he wasn't real. Neither was Jesus, or any of those people. Just think about it. Do you think that some guy could walk on water or create the Universe? No. It just isn't real. It's Scientifically impossible.
What's with the invasion of devoted christians here? You guys shouldn't be watching these videos and waste time you could be using to bully homosexuals and teach your kids that gays are dangerous and are trying to take over the world, so must be killed on side, preferably using stones or anything as painful. Geez, you could have been working on a gay rehab group to heal these sick people that weren't born gay but made a choice to get all that crap after they made a pact with Satan...
Did you ever notice what the Bible says about eating clam chowder? According to the Bible its just as bad as two men sleeping together, but no one seems to be picketing outside the local fish restaurant, or picketing outside the Campbell soup company etc.. Why do you think that is? Could it be selective enforcement? Could it be we pick and choose what we pay attention to in the Bible? Sounds kinda hypocritical doesn't it?
I pity the fool who thinks the creator of the universe (if there is one) takes offense for something consenting adults do while naked. It denotes a profound ignorance and dogmatic indoctrination.
It troubles me that despite all the advances in knowledge we have now discrediting and exposing the impossibilities of the Bible stories, People still base their lives on a book written by middle eastern peasants. I mean once you look at it in that context it all becomes very clear. I mean the stoning, the treatment of slaves, the superiority of men, the age of the universe, the ark, gays, the stars, etc. Be honest and recognize that its just BS. Very unimpressive for omniscience, dont ya think?
@wakygee have you read it? all? i can guarantee you haven't. so do some intense reading and research and soul searching. then you are allowed to say that
@atheistrage im not saying you havent heard the "good news" im just saying that you act like you know what every single christian person is thinking, and you dont
But I know what "most" them are thinking because they're always telling me. It's hard to walk though downtown Ogden without some feeble minded individual making and unsolicted attempt at conversion, and they always say the same thing.
Moreover, I'm familiar with christian dogma. So, I know what they are supposed to be thinking.
Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
@atheistrage yea,then Jesus taught the disciples all to 'solicit' (Jews invented solicitation,Jesus learned it in India),and that it was easier to solicit when you convince the people you are the bringer of truth,orthodoxy and order.And its even easier if you write it down so you have recourse,but mostly so you can tell the people its all a message from a supernatural god-king.Then the people actually feel obligated to give to you,your the bringer of orthodoxy and they have peace of mind now.
@atheistrage dont worry its just all dogma to back up the NewTestament.I doubt Jesus even existed.The NewTestament is based on the book Isiah from JewishTanakh.The Hebrew for Isiah is Yeshayahu which means means "salvation".Christ is the bringer of salvation.lol.Tanakh is the only original 'social contract" NewTest and Koran are redactions of Tanakh which is just Jewish folk stories of conventional morality and mono-theism and laws of order written to galvanize the scattered Jews waaay back.
@PAULOcbi Well, I don't (necessarly) claim jizzum christ never existed. I think the holy bably probably consists of 10% history and 90% cow shit.
However anyone who literally believes in Noah's magic ark, Eve & the talking snake, or that "god" spontaneously made man out of dirt 6,000 year ago is an ignorant fuck tard.
@atheistrage yea well of 6 billion folks on Earth only about 90 million have a post-secondary education and enuff analytical and empirical faculties to seperate facts from dogma,or they just lack the mental capacity at all to function in a universe with an unknown origin,too many questions for them,they dont sleep, and they dont even have the faculties to go to a library and answer at least most of the facts concerning the universe so they could get a nights sleep without ???????? fucktards lol
@PAULOcbi Have you watched the "debate" between Richard Dawkins & that ignorant creationist shit bag Wendy Wright (who wants to teach kids "intellegent design" instead of science)?
Its easily found here on you tube and shows just how fucking stupid these evangelical fuck tards are.
I imagine that you've seen the movie "jesus camp". Sadly, I think that film shows just what a lot of these christian/conservative Americans believe.
@atheistrage no I usually get my info from the library you should read 'MappingTheHumanGenome" by SteveOlsen and "TheBellCurve" by Richard Herrnstein.Great knowledge.Gday rager
@PAULOcbi Yeah, (when I have more time) I'll try to check some of that out (probably online). The public library is only about 1/2 mile from my house.
Science is a fasinating subject. But even a middle schoole understanding of geology, astronomy, and biology basically debunks all the creation myths in the bible.
I think religious people (some of whom actually have a brain) just have to much of an emotional investment in their bat shit to look at the world realistically.
this GAY, ohh guy is cool
JrBronzedagger 4 days ago
Gay...Yes I know this is satire.
ByLuckySC2 1 week ago
well if jebus wasnt interested in women and he hung out with dudes in robes all the time you have to wonder....
naturalistmind 1 week ago
178 people think this isn't satire.
flpackman1 2 weeks ago
Praise the Gaylord Jesus Christ.(Not).
Zodist 2 weeks ago
"Thank you Jesus" ROFLMAO
Nnnarekkk 2 weeks ago
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Ooohhh buddy. Im not a jesus freak, but I sure know when to shut the hell up. I must ask him though, what happens when you die? ok, you don't believe in god. So you spend your time and life makin fun of him. So I ask, what if? Im not saying you have to believe, but what if you die, and the man you who gave his life so you could live to spend yours making fun of him, is standing there looking into your eyes. Im just saying, what if.
mudbogger803 2 weeks ago
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mudbogger803 2 weeks ago
You are gay you dumb cunt!
TheOioink 2 weeks ago
Well, i can tell he doesn't have a girlfriend.
memahtuna 1 month ago
i want to fuck him so bad
TheSexychain 1 month ago
@TheSexychain Oh I know! Me too! It's so nice to see a perfectly sexy and handsome bloke use his brain! Soooo rare.
GlennPaulWills 1 week ago
man wat a fag
TheSexychain 1 month ago
I get it. Funny.
RayL1983 1 month ago
Someone got bullied in school...
Catlover741258 1 month ago
I swear to god right, i found this video like what, a year ago? and to this day it still makes me laugh!
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dude if you arent gay why are you crying as if you felt there was somthing wrong with you if this god created you gay and then told you you are going to hell for somthing you cannot control Fuck him with a godamm pitchfork
CueBits 1 month ago
I guess you're a bisexual?
DarkLordofHistory 2 months ago
It says that no man should sleep with another, dosnt say a thing about banging on the back door whilest your both still awake!
MAW00001 2 months ago
YOUR A DUMBASS
SuperMario1621 2 months ago
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@SuperMario1621 You're*, You are*. You get to choose.
ManlyTwig 1 month ago
The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!
huhryezen 3 months ago
@huhryezen Go away faggot. He hasn't deleted any videos. You're just trying to be a failed christfag troll.
iHarveyLOL 3 months ago
@iHarveyLOL
Dumb homophobe.
Mattyb88ful 1 month ago
@Mattyb88ful I'm not homophobic o.o? It's those christfags that are.
iHarveyLOL 1 month ago
You have a version of the bible that perverts the words of God, God does not see us as male,and female anyway He wants us to be one in love. Behold Jesus. Jesus would not act like a human going ah ha I found a reason to hate someone. Be gay or whatever sexuality. This is your portion under the sun.
kobidobidog 3 months ago
LMAO
desertwoman 3 months ago
you are a very....entertaining person, you know that?
destro301 3 months ago
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you are gay
golickacat 3 months ago
If the only reason your not gay is because your religion tells you not to be then you are probably gay moron. I'm not gay because I don't personally find other men attractive. That's kind of how it works.
lucradiste 3 months ago
@lucradiste he's being sarcastic. Its a Joke. Something you don't take seriously. Lol so your the moron.
TotallyTautology 3 months ago
@TotallyTautology I really don't think so. And it's you're.
lucradiste 3 months ago
@lucradiste have you read his page? I don't think so: "...l'm just a smart arse trying to make people laugh at someone elses expense.. l was born an atheist, lucky for me l was raised one too and wasn't brainwashed by the fucked up cult that is, religion." And we're on youtube so correcting my english is pointless.
TotallyTautology 3 months ago
@TotallyTautology You're absolutely right actually I never looked at his page (probably has something to with the obnoxious nature of the video. I still won't because this is not my particular brand of humor.
I'll just assume you weren't lying.
I also won't bothering to correct your grammar anymore. So sorry. Have a wonderful day.
lucradiste 3 months ago
@lucradiste I meant to write bother not bothering. Damned auto correct.
lucradiste 3 months ago
Hey chooch, put on a shirt.
ShanePlew 4 months ago
fuckin satanic
evilmen9 4 months ago
This guy is hilarious.
gizmofly870 4 months ago 33
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144Chosen 2 months ago
your kina sexi
cjshadow0 4 months ago 2
what a fucking homo
odd19666 5 months ago
Jesus is gay! :D
MrVrexor 5 months ago
jesus is fake and gay
your stupid and fucking gay
mlm74799 5 months ago
@mlm74799 *You're. ignorant fag.
sasquatch268 5 months ago
@sasquatch268 me ignorant?
your from shit-usa and i guess chirstian.. So your de retard here
mlm74799 5 months ago
@mlm74799 *You're, *You're, and incorrect, I am an anti-theist.
sasquatch268 5 months ago
@sasquatch268 yea.. a retard
mlm74799 5 months ago
@mlm74799 *Yeah. You're really an idiot aren't you?
sasquatch268 5 months ago
LOL he tries to convince himself that he is not.. haha
johncarlocsantos 5 months ago
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You have to be gay, cause I'm in love with you.
markcastlemusic 5 months ago
fag
JohnnyPwnzify 5 months ago
@JohnnyPwnzify meany head......fag
DragonsREpic 5 months ago
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Ye shall know them by the fruit they bear. Jude 15: To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have ungodly committed, and of all their hard speeches which ungodly sinners have spoken against him. vs. 16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
moseseseseses 5 months ago
jesus gay
08mohawk 6 months ago 26
what. the. fuck. You scare the hell outta me. Don't speak, however, of our heavenly Father and his Son unless you're going to be straight to the point. Or don't speak. Your vids indicate you want to say what's right and live by the book, which is great, but I fear that you are mistaken in your means of conveying Good News. Stop freaking out and yelling at people; if anyone HAD a chance of finding Christ, and watched the way you act, they'd likely decline. No offense at all-an opinion.
ShadowofLocke 6 months ago
@ShadowofLocke He is a troll. Only blind christians such as yourself would not catch on by watching more than 5 seconds of his videos.
TurismoCoyote 6 months ago
@TurismoCoyote He isn't a fucking troll, he's a comic. I'm sick of these dumbass people throwing the term 'troll' around now because it's been on the fucking news. Go and learn what a troll actually is and fuck off.
2224321 6 months ago
@2224321 He is doing something to bait reactions, that's what trolling always has been.
TurismoCoyote 6 months ago
@TurismoCoyote No. There is a difference between trying to make people angry for shits and giggles, and trying to be funny in a satirical way.
2224321 6 months ago
@ShadowofLocke He's kidding, satire, poe's law, look it up.
zalmanusa 5 months ago
HAHA.
Mattyb88ful 6 months ago
the bible told me to be gay and jesebel is a saint in that book.
cathy2018 6 months ago
hahahahahahahaha
Snarkonymous 6 months ago
u gay
kloassie 7 months ago
what if you found your self in a hotel room with your buddy and the room had only one bed? and s'posing you both shared the bed, but no thing untoward happened between you and your mate - i mean, you and your buddy. even if no thing had happened, you'd still have been lying with him.... does that count? ; )
qwyzl 8 months ago
Brilliant acting, bit of a crude script but keep at it you had me thinking this was geniune for a while.
RobertBeowulf 8 months ago
SATAN.....LISTEN!!!
THE LORD WILL DEAL VERY BADLY WITH YOU MAN IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF GOD.
I REBUKE YOU SATAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS....STOP HIDING BEHIND THIS MAN CALLED"1GOD1JESUS".....LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY DEVIL!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY!!!!
007alain 8 months ago
@007alain
he's really not normal !! sometimes he's scaring me!!!
tami199177 8 months ago
@tami199177
it's ok,he just has an evil spirit inside of him,that make him behave like that.
There is nothing to worry about it,just pray for him.
007alain 8 months ago
@007alain Evil and the devil were conjured up by the Catholic church in the 1700's to fear children into believing.
sasquatch268 6 months ago
@sasquatch268 I'm not catholic and I dont believe them....I know and I serve Jesus Christ "The Son Of God",who reveals things to me through the power of The Holy Spirit!And the devil is real,just as much as God is real.
And if you don't believe me....it's ok...one day you will found it out.
:)
007alain 6 months ago
@007alain How is what you speak of, real?
sasquatch268 6 months ago
@sasquatch268 if you believe in Jesus Christ and have a little bit of faith...He will reveal things to you as well.
:)
007alain 6 months ago
@007alain I believed, but it's not real, sorry to tell you. If anything, you should bow down to Odin, and Thor, for they will smite you.
sasquatch268 6 months ago
@007alain lolol
SecularNumanist 8 months ago
im not sure weather to like or dislike this video,b because im not sure if this is serious, or you making fun of closet gays who won't come out because they're christian. if this is serious, then clearly you are gay, and need to deal with your issues. if it's a joke, then it's a damn good one, because you're good at acting.
dearreadergo2hell 9 months ago
TO 1 GOD 1 JESUS: [who posted this video]
I don't know if you're a homosexual, but you are certainly a peculiar individual.
It's the fact that you appear creepy in a deranged sort I'm a mental patient , type of way that is probably what is causing you difficulty in mingling with the public at large. Stop acting so damn bizarre and maybe you'll be accepted.
Dude, you're like some weird slasher movie character. Maybe some medication could help you?
Take some public speaking classes, too.
PraetorianEdict 9 months ago
@PraetorianEdict Befare you go ontu a rante aboute hime, whi, donte you laern to spelle.
sasquatch268 9 months ago
@sasquatch268
It would be un-Christian to tell you to go fuck yourself, so I won't do that. But really, if you found a misspelled word, why didn't you identify the misspelled word?
The poster and the object of this video is some weird loser. The fact that you felt the need to respond to my post either means he is your butt boyfriend or you identified yourself in my post. Not go try to find Jesus Christ and some salvation for your souls.
PraetorianEdict 9 months ago
@PraetorianEdict God says that only he can judge people and it looks like you are judging him. Your behavior seems to say that you do not practice what the word tells you. God punishes people who pretend. Just warnin ya.
PerfectExceeeder 9 months ago
@PerfectExceeeder
Actually you are incorrect. The Bible does in fact say to not only judge but administer punishment. I am practicing what Jesus and God the Father preached. Read from Leviticus to Deuteronomy. There is nothing in the New Testament that says the Old Testament should be thrown away. All of God's Laws and words are to be followed, not just the words that are pretty and prose-like.
PraetorianEdict 9 months ago
@PraetorianEdict Would you twist the word of god just to legitimize a comment you said? God is the only person who can judge a person and punish them. God changed once Jesus died for our sins, he is much more loving, but he will not forgive someone who tries to act godlike themselves.
PerfectExceeeder 9 months ago
@PerfectExceeeder
Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you. 1 Peter 1:23-25
PraetorianEdict 9 months ago
@PraetorianEdict I don't need a big passage from the word. "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment." John 7:24 We must all take heed of the lord's just judgement on others, but we must not judge others from our own mind. I want to relay this message to you, so you can continue to look good in the lord's eyes. Luckily, he's full of love and he forgives ignorance.
PerfectExceeeder 9 months ago
@PerfectExceeeder The word of what? You do know the bible was written by gay dudes right?
sasquatch268 9 months ago
@PraetorianEdict
haha!!! yes, he's certainly a peculiar individual !!
Look, I'm a muslim & I believe in Juseus as a Messenger from the God.. & I like reading & taking the wisdom
from his stories :) ... & I believe that the person who doesn't show any respect ,4 Jesus or anyone religious ,s/he is PATHETIC !!!!! ... Have a nice day ^^
tami199177 9 months ago
@tami199177 And how much respect do you show for other religions and the non-religious??
Nekhet 8 months ago
@Nekhet
Hi again.. well, I always write what I believe in .. so if u want 2 know the answer plz read my previous comment again! ...& Can I ask u the same question?? I really want 2 know ur beliefs ^^
tami199177 8 months ago
@tami199177 Greetings:) My beliefs?? Well, I´m an Atheist so I don´t really have a "belief". I get what you are meaning it´s just that many are calling for respect for their religious beliefs, while felling completely free to critize and hate on non-believers like myself..
Nekhet 8 months ago
I've got my opinions. But I'm smart enough to know that some opinions are best kept to ones self.
longjohntim 9 months ago
LOL, this dipshit can't fucking spell. Go die.
MrOpenGamer 9 months ago
Then why do priest rape little boys?
342aaron 9 months ago
Why do priests rape little boys ?
342aaron 9 months ago
laughing at the dumb cunt below me..
ArizonaChris96 9 months ago
I think this type of Bible reader can better be held far from sharp objects and high buildings when the "happiness" his Bible gives him becomes too overwelming.
kamion53 9 months ago
U ARE GAY SCUM HAHAHA
djromancia98 9 months ago
but the bible didnt say no man is not allowed to penetrate another man's anal cavity :)
so basically u are gay
74gore 9 months ago
Don't say 'Thank you, Jesus.' He didn't die for the likes of your kind, so don't acknowledge him.
zithium 9 months ago
@zithium lol your kind? and if you didnt spot the satire your a retard as well as a bigot. have a nice day moron
allways28 9 months ago
@allways28 I didn't even watch the video; I simply commented off the title. What kind of satire goes into the making of this video anyway? What a horrible sense of humor.
zithium 9 months ago
@zithium right..you didn't watch the video, but you quoted the last line.
dhaddox 9 months ago
@dhaddox I did the classic beginning - middle - end fast forward. Just to get the main idea.
zithium 9 months ago
@zithium Too bad you didn't invest 32 seconds to watch the whole thing and avoid looking like a stupid fuckwit.
dhaddox 9 months ago
@dhaddox Yeah; I'm the one who looks like a moron. Haha, just get outta here.
zithium 9 months ago
@zithium
Shut up!
Jesus loves everyone.
The Old Testament is wrong, influenced by the social feeling of the time.
Jesus said "only those without sin may throw the first stone" so leave the homosexuals alone, they cannot help it - God made them that way.
BasilFawlty4444 9 months ago
There nothing wrong with being gay. The bible is in error about this. The bible is screwed up; written by men who had no true concept of anything.
People who follow the bible, word for word are cowardly, lazy fools.
You have a brain - use it.
Religion requires one to lie to one's self. Religion is comforting and crippling. Step away from that sad, twisted book.
lancethrustworthy 9 months ago
you might not be gay... but you are a faggot
BowToMySkill 9 months ago
Fake and gay ha ha get gay
Its funny because he said he wasnt
stuey909 10 months ago
man,you just reminded me of Mr G from summerheights high. you sure your not an ex alter boy? great video mate
INKfectious 10 months ago
haahahahah
badillocchristian 10 months ago
... It says you can't sleep with another man. Doesn't say don't be gay. Besides you can't help being gay.(I am unsure if this vid is real or not).
AnimalCrossingGames 10 months ago
So if the law says you are not allowed to murder, and you go murder someone....that still makes you a murderer....same fucking principle you fag. Yes you are gay.
llamahamfat 10 months ago
zuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JackSparrowDepp 10 months ago
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why are you crying.....?
sarahhraymondd 10 months ago
This is hilarious <3
Hankatu 10 months ago
What, you're not allowed to be happy(gay)?
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TheTattikarlo 11 months ago
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TheTattikarlo 11 months ago
well if ur not gay then y did u have an orgasum at the end of the video
james28031 11 months ago 14
don't cry about it you silly little pussy, go suck a cock maybe you'll feel better
RonyMexico 11 months ago
In the old testament... but would you try to operate a new appliance with an Old manual?
codedword13 11 months ago
@codedword13
the new testament is also old. hmm.
hedbongr 11 months ago
You are merely posessed a not uncommon occurence
MrNewkingjames 1 year ago
LOL! This video (small as it may be) made me want to hug you ..... i dont know why....
FANNYLEROUX 1 year ago
FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID GAY... THING
dupiddessica 1 year ago
I have been, unfortunately, raised catholic. Forced into belief by my baptism as an infant. Now, being 13, im starting to doubt the existence of a God. My parents try to force me to believe that i know what happens after we die. When after all i don't. You don't. None of us do. So in my catholic school I've been forced to go to, I dread religion class. I dread the teachers rambles of heaven and hell. After all God was made by humans. NOT vice versa.
WarZeroProductions 1 year ago
@WarZeroProductions "Being 13, i'm starting to doubt the existence of a God". Trying to figure this all out at 13 must be very tough. I only realised I was completely atheist at the age of 45! Trust your own instincts & judgement regarding religion and remember that when someone else tries to tell you how to run your life, be it the government, society or religious institutions, their advice is usually intended to benefit them, not you. Your parents mean well, so try to keep the peace.
bytee1 1 year ago
@bytee1 Oh drat WZP, he goes around telling everyone he's deprived (whatever that means).
It must be very thought to realize that you're not living in North Korea, mhm, I agree.. just "depressing."
vatiz93 1 year ago
@bytee1 dude, im a catholic, and i think you made a really sound comment there
ivaflimkien 11 months ago
@bytee1 Well said.
DiverforPort 11 months ago
"THIS IS SATIRE: Im not gay..."
Thats what they all say before they start cleaning out their closet.
You can't be gay, Jesus cured you. ROFLMAO
whereismygracejesus 1 year ago
Propaganda, but...thumbs up.
thedarkchamber2005 1 year ago
LOL
cecilia499a 1 year ago
you're gay if you were born that way. you can say you aren't gay because the bible says so all you want, but God loves gays and straights!
grandtheftauto5588 1 year ago
@grandtheftauto5588 1. this is satire, means its not real. 2. actually god hates gays. it says so in the bible. and 3. I hope you whernt serius
FiremanLouvier 1 year ago
@FiremanLouvier 1. i'm completely serious, 2. if Gog hated gays, they wouldn't exist, and 3. homosexuality isn't a sin. look it up on youtube. there will be a bunch of gay guys that will tell you that they didn't choose to be that way.
grandtheftauto5588 1 year ago
@grandtheftauto5588 I like what you did there. you did the number thing too lol. but anyway I would like to point out i'm NOT gay bashing. I'm an athiest and I pray to FSM that religion will die. Youtube can say anything it wants to. Yes I know gay people didn't choose to be and I'm glad you understand that.
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
FiremanLouvier 1 year ago
gosh you are gay
TerrellMeadows 1 year ago
THANK YOU JAYZIZ
hyperspacefool 1 year ago
so i think jesus its a fucking jew and chirstanis dont like teh jews but you worship the king of the jew you are the biggest fucking retards the world has seen you contradict your slef and are the biggest fucking hippocrits ever go fucking die so the rest of us dont have to live with your ignorance
hell1355 1 year ago
LOL... I love it, clever. Keep them coming.
stephenpaquet 1 year ago
i dont say nothin about two bitches gettin it on!
acetellaful 1 year ago
hey man, don't cry, Jesus and God will still love you if you are homosexual, though I am not saying your gay, . If people start picken on you or callen you names, ignore them, kay? Donchu worry, you will always be loved by god and jesus no matter what :)
FoxenBPerry 1 year ago
Being gay is nothing to cry over.
Whether you're gay, straight, or bi, Jesus doesn't care. He's going to love you for who you are.
I am Jewish, and with my studies in Hebrew, I know that the verse you read (Leviticus 18:22) was directed towards the Levites. Hence, LEVITicus.
Whatever your sexuality, don't think that Jesus won't love you. Believe it or not, I somewhat have a bit of sympathy for you. Just remember that your savior is gonna love you no matter what you do, so just listen to Him.
bonnyrabidvideos 1 year ago
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@bonnyrabidvideos This is what your god does to gay people
Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
FiremanLouvier 1 year ago
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tudssquadbuisness 1 year ago
Umm... the bible's a lie. See, I'm atheist, and, the bible is just fake. They're just stories written by some 1st century hypocrite. Think about it. It'll become clear and you will see that he wasn't real. Neither was Jesus, or any of those people. Just think about it. Do you think that some guy could walk on water or create the Universe? No. It just isn't real. It's Scientifically impossible.
xXEmoGirlzRockXx 1 year ago
@xXEmoGirlzRockXx Most of us know that and I believe the bible was written in the 4th century not the 1st.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
@ShadowSea666 he didn't say that dumbass
ChinnuWoW 1 year ago
wow so if god did allow you you would be gay????
ShadowSea666 1 year ago
What's with the invasion of devoted christians here? You guys shouldn't be watching these videos and waste time you could be using to bully homosexuals and teach your kids that gays are dangerous and are trying to take over the world, so must be killed on side, preferably using stones or anything as painful. Geez, you could have been working on a gay rehab group to heal these sick people that weren't born gay but made a choice to get all that crap after they made a pact with Satan...
Firewalkerbg 1 year ago
Love your videos mate, this one seems to have flown over the heads of the herd though...lol.
123backinyerface 1 year ago
@1god1jesus- It's OK if you're gay, you big silly. Go on with yourself and be as gay as a jaybird. You are special and sweet and you know it!
tracer740 1 year ago
maybe it was a typo...
just kidding
brainwasher3000 1 year ago
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Did you ever notice what the Bible says about eating clam chowder? According to the Bible its just as bad as two men sleeping together, but no one seems to be picketing outside the local fish restaurant, or picketing outside the Campbell soup company etc.. Why do you think that is? Could it be selective enforcement? Could it be we pick and choose what we pay attention to in the Bible? Sounds kinda hypocritical doesn't it?
Gandalf54231 1 year ago
I pity the fool who thinks the creator of the universe (if there is one) takes offense for something consenting adults do while naked. It denotes a profound ignorance and dogmatic indoctrination.
jlc012 1 year ago
It troubles me that despite all the advances in knowledge we have now discrediting and exposing the impossibilities of the Bible stories, People still base their lives on a book written by middle eastern peasants. I mean once you look at it in that context it all becomes very clear. I mean the stoning, the treatment of slaves, the superiority of men, the age of the universe, the ark, gays, the stars, etc. Be honest and recognize that its just BS. Very unimpressive for omniscience, dont ya think?
jlc012 1 year ago
The Bible is just fucking fucked;
I mean, have you read that thing?
This is the 21st Century...Get Real!
wakygee 1 year ago
@wakygee have you read it? all? i can guarantee you haven't. so do some intense reading and research and soul searching. then you are allowed to say that
penultimatefate 1 year ago
@penultimatefate Why do people like you asume that atheists just haven't heard "the good news" yet ?
Did it every occurr to you that most of them are just as familiar with christianity as you are (and have simply rejected it as an emptry fable) ?
Anyone growing up in America has had that shit constantly rammed down their throats their entire life.
Apperantly your self esteem is conected to trolling you tube for your imaginary "god". Why not just let "him" tell us ?
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage im not saying you havent heard the "good news" im just saying that you act like you know what every single christian person is thinking, and you dont
penultimatefate 1 year ago
@penultimatefate Ok, that's a valid point.
But I know what "most" them are thinking because they're always telling me. It's hard to walk though downtown Ogden without some feeble minded individual making and unsolicted attempt at conversion, and they always say the same thing.
Moreover, I'm familiar with christian dogma. So, I know what they are supposed to be thinking.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@penultimatefate
Yes, I've read it.
You should read the Koran and do some soul searching.
wakygee 1 year ago
Here's a fun bible verse.
Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
Tesla2tucker 1 year ago
Well.....slap my ass and butter my biscuits (or cross buns)
356ALX 1 year ago
These comments are hilarious lol. I don't know if I come to watch the satire or the Christfags getting all butthurt.
bindoggus 1 year ago
fuckin gay fagget, go do something better in life & have a 3som with ur mam and sister.
AlSayed666 1 year ago
i will be submitting this to tosh.o
cheeseballs85 1 year ago
Jesus was gay ! He "joined" with his 12 apostles to form the first 13 man chain.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage yea,then Jesus taught the disciples all to 'solicit' (Jews invented solicitation,Jesus learned it in India),and that it was easier to solicit when you convince the people you are the bringer of truth,orthodoxy and order.And its even easier if you write it down so you have recourse,but mostly so you can tell the people its all a message from a supernatural god-king.Then the people actually feel obligated to give to you,your the bringer of orthodoxy and they have peace of mind now.
PAULOcbi 1 year ago
@PAULOcbi I don't disagree with any of that (although I haven't necessarily reseached all those specific claims myself).
Basically, the holy bable is a load of ignorant bovine excroment.
So, fuck chirst, evangelicals, FOX "news", Sarah Palin, "God", the holy spirit, and the bible too.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage dont worry its just all dogma to back up the NewTestament.I doubt Jesus even existed.The NewTestament is based on the book Isiah from JewishTanakh.The Hebrew for Isiah is Yeshayahu which means means "salvation".Christ is the bringer of salvation.lol.Tanakh is the only original 'social contract" NewTest and Koran are redactions of Tanakh which is just Jewish folk stories of conventional morality and mono-theism and laws of order written to galvanize the scattered Jews waaay back.
PAULOcbi 1 year ago
@PAULOcbi Well, I don't (necessarly) claim jizzum christ never existed. I think the holy bably probably consists of 10% history and 90% cow shit.
However anyone who literally believes in Noah's magic ark, Eve & the talking snake, or that "god" spontaneously made man out of dirt 6,000 year ago is an ignorant fuck tard.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage yea well of 6 billion folks on Earth only about 90 million have a post-secondary education and enuff analytical and empirical faculties to seperate facts from dogma,or they just lack the mental capacity at all to function in a universe with an unknown origin,too many questions for them,they dont sleep, and they dont even have the faculties to go to a library and answer at least most of the facts concerning the universe so they could get a nights sleep without ???????? fucktards lol
PAULOcbi 1 year ago
@PAULOcbi Have you watched the "debate" between Richard Dawkins & that ignorant creationist shit bag Wendy Wright (who wants to teach kids "intellegent design" instead of science)?
Its easily found here on you tube and shows just how fucking stupid these evangelical fuck tards are.
I imagine that you've seen the movie "jesus camp". Sadly, I think that film shows just what a lot of these christian/conservative Americans believe.
atheistrage 1 year ago
@atheistrage no I usually get my info from the library you should read 'MappingTheHumanGenome" by SteveOlsen and "TheBellCurve" by Richard Herrnstein.Great knowledge.Gday rager
PAULOcbi 1 year ago
@PAULOcbi Yeah, (when I have more time) I'll try to check some of that out (probably online). The public library is only about 1/2 mile from my house.
Science is a fasinating subject. But even a middle schoole understanding of geology, astronomy, and biology basically debunks all the creation myths in the bible.
I think religious people (some of whom actually have a brain) just have to much of an emotional investment in their bat shit to look at the world realistically.
atheistrage 1 year ago