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  • this GAY, ohh guy is cool

  • Gay...Yes I know this is satire.

  • well if jebus wasnt interested in women and he hung out with dudes in robes all the time you have to wonder....

  • 178 people think this isn't satire.

  • Praise the Gaylord Jesus Christ.(Not).

  • "Thank you Jesus" ROFLMAO

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  • You are gay you dumb cunt!

  • Well, i can tell he doesn't have a girlfriend.

  • i want to fuck him so bad

  • @TheSexychain Oh I know! Me too! It's so nice to see a perfectly sexy and handsome bloke use his brain! Soooo rare.

  • man wat a fag

  • I get it. Funny.

  • Someone got bullied in school...

  • I swear to god right, i found this video like what, a year ago? and to this day it still makes me laugh!

  • I guess you're a bisexual?

  • It says that no man should sleep with another, dosnt say a thing about banging on the back door whilest your both still awake!

  • YOUR A DUMBASS

  • The REALLY HILARIOUS thing is that this guy(1GOD1JESUS)actually will delete entire videos if he doesn't like the commentary on it--even a TEENY bit. Now THAT indicates a lameness about 'im. ;) BUT, the point here: God & Jesus actually PREDICTED the lameness of this dork & others like him over 2000 YEARS ago. Simply go to the Bible & Matthew (Chapter 10). It will only take you 5 minutes, maximum, to read Matthew Chapter 10. :) And there you discover that God PREDICTED this guy in this video!

  • @huhryezen Go away faggot. He hasn't deleted any videos. You're just trying to be a failed christfag troll.

  • @iHarveyLOL

    Dumb homophobe. 

  • @Mattyb88ful I'm not homophobic o.o? It's those christfags that are.

  • You have a version of the bible that perverts the words of God, God does not see us as male,and female anyway He wants us to be one in love. Behold Jesus. Jesus would not act like a human going ah ha I found a reason to hate someone. Be gay or whatever sexuality. This is your portion under the sun.

  • LMAO

  • you are a very....entertaining person, you know that?

  • If the only reason your not gay is because your religion tells you not to be then you are probably gay moron. I'm not gay because I don't personally find other men attractive. That's kind of how it works.

  • @lucradiste he's being sarcastic. Its a Joke. Something you don't take seriously. Lol so your the moron.

  • @TotallyTautology I really don't think so. And it's you're.

  • @lucradiste have you read his page? I don't think so: "...l'm just a smart arse trying to make people laugh at someone elses expense.. l was born an atheist, lucky for me l was raised one too and wasn't brainwashed by the fucked up cult that is, religion." And we're on youtube so correcting my english is pointless.

  • @TotallyTautology You're absolutely right actually I never looked at his page (probably has something to with the obnoxious nature of the video. I still won't because this is not my particular brand of humor.

    I'll just assume you weren't lying.

    I also won't bothering to correct your grammar anymore. So sorry. Have a wonderful day.

  • @lucradiste I meant to write bother not bothering. Damned auto correct.

  • Hey chooch, put on a shirt.

  • fuckin satanic

  • This guy is hilarious.

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  • your kina sexi

  • what a fucking homo

  • Jesus is gay! :D

  • jesus is fake and gay

    your stupid and fucking gay

  • @mlm74799 *You're. ignorant fag.

  • @sasquatch268 me ignorant?

    your from shit-usa and i guess chirstian.. So your de retard here

  • @mlm74799 *You're, *You're, and incorrect, I am an anti-theist.

  • @sasquatch268 yea.. a retard

  • @mlm74799 *Yeah. You're really an idiot aren't you?

  • LOL he tries to convince himself that he is not.. haha

    

  • fag

  • @JohnnyPwnzify meany head......fag

  • jesus gay

  • what. the. fuck. You scare the hell outta me. Don't speak, however, of our heavenly Father and his Son unless you're going to be straight to the point. Or don't speak. Your vids indicate you want to say what's right and live by the book, which is great, but I fear that you are mistaken in your means of conveying Good News. Stop freaking out and yelling at people; if anyone HAD a chance of finding Christ, and watched the way you act, they'd likely decline. No offense at all-an opinion.

  • @ShadowofLocke He is a troll. Only blind christians such as yourself would not catch on by watching more than 5 seconds of his videos.

  • @TurismoCoyote He isn't a fucking troll, he's a comic. I'm sick of these dumbass people throwing the term 'troll' around now because it's been on the fucking news. Go and learn what a troll actually is and fuck off.

  • @2224321 He is doing something to bait reactions, that's what trolling always has been.

  • @TurismoCoyote No. There is a difference between trying to make people angry for shits and giggles, and trying to be funny in a satirical way.

  • @ShadowofLocke He's kidding, satire, poe's law, look it up.

  • HAHA.

  • the bible told me to be gay and jesebel is a saint in that book.

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • u gay

  • what if you found your self in a hotel room with your buddy and the room had only one bed? and s'posing you both shared the bed, but no thing untoward happened between you and your mate - i mean, you and your buddy. even if no thing had happened, you'd still have been lying with him.... does that count? ; )

  • Brilliant acting, bit of a crude script but keep at it you had me thinking this was geniune for a while.

  • SATAN.....LISTEN!!!

    THE LORD WILL DEAL VERY BADLY WITH YOU MAN IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING FUN OF GOD.

    I REBUKE YOU SATAN IN THE NAME OF JESUS....STOP HIDING BEHIND THIS MAN CALLED"1GOD1JESUS".....LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY DEVIL!!!!GET OUT OF HIS BODY!!!!

  • @007alain

    he's really not normal !! sometimes he's scaring me!!!

  • @tami199177

    it's ok,he just has an evil spirit inside of him,that make him behave like that.

    There is nothing to worry about it,just pray for him.

  • @007alain Evil and the devil were conjured up by the Catholic church in the 1700's to fear children into believing.

  • @sasquatch268 I'm not catholic and I dont believe them....I know and I serve Jesus Christ "The Son Of God",who reveals things to me through the power of The Holy Spirit!And the devil is real,just as much as God is real.

    And if you don't believe me....it's ok...one day you will found it out.

    :)

  • @007alain How is what you speak of, real?

  • @sasquatch268 if you believe in Jesus Christ and have a little bit of faith...He will reveal things to you as well.

    :)

  • @007alain I believed, but it's not real, sorry to tell you. If anything, you should bow down to Odin, and Thor, for they will smite you.

  • @007alain lolol

  • im not sure weather to like or dislike this video,b because im not sure if this is serious, or you making fun of closet gays who won't come out because they're christian. if this is serious, then clearly you are gay, and need to deal with your issues. if it's a joke, then it's a damn good one, because you're good at acting.

  • TO 1 GOD 1 JESUS: [who posted this video]

    I don't know if you're a homosexual, but you are certainly a peculiar individual.

    It's the fact that you appear creepy in a deranged sort I'm a mental patient , type of way that is probably what is causing you difficulty in mingling with the public at large. Stop acting so damn bizarre and maybe you'll be accepted.

    Dude, you're like some weird slasher movie character. Maybe some medication could help you?

    Take some public speaking classes, too.

  • @PraetorianEdict Befare you go ontu a rante aboute hime, whi, donte you laern to spelle.

  • @sasquatch268

    It would be un-Christian to tell you to go fuck yourself, so I won't do that. But really, if you found a misspelled word, why didn't you identify the misspelled word?

    The poster and the object of this video is some weird loser. The fact that you felt the need to respond to my post either means he is your butt boyfriend or you identified yourself in my post. Not go try to find Jesus Christ and some salvation for your souls.

  • @PraetorianEdict God says that only he can judge people and it looks like you are judging him. Your behavior seems to say that you do not practice what the word tells you. God punishes people who pretend. Just warnin ya.

  • @PerfectExceeeder

    Actually you are incorrect. The Bible does in fact say to not only judge but administer punishment. I am practicing what Jesus and God the Father preached. Read from Leviticus to Deuteronomy. There is nothing in the New Testament that says the Old Testament should be thrown away. All of God's Laws and words are to be followed, not just the words that are pretty and prose-like.

  • @PraetorianEdict Would you twist the word of god just to legitimize a comment you said? God is the only person who can judge a person and punish them. God changed once Jesus died for our sins, he is much more loving, but he will not forgive someone who tries to act godlike themselves.

  • @PerfectExceeeder

    Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away: But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you. 1 Peter 1:23-25

  • @PraetorianEdict I don't need a big passage from the word. "Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment." John 7:24 We must all take heed of the lord's just judgement on others, but we must not judge others from our own mind. I want to relay this message to you, so you can continue to look good in the lord's eyes. Luckily, he's full of love and he forgives ignorance.

  • @PerfectExceeeder The word of what? You do know the bible was written by gay dudes right?

  • @PraetorianEdict

    haha!!! yes, he's certainly a peculiar individual !!

    Look, I'm a muslim & I believe in Juseus as a Messenger from the God.. & I like reading & taking the wisdom

    from his stories :) ... & I believe that the person who doesn't show any respect ,4 Jesus or anyone religious ,s/he is PATHETIC !!!!! ... Have a nice day ^^

  • @tami199177 And how much respect do you show for other religions and the non-religious??

  • @Nekhet

    Hi again.. well, I always write what I believe in .. so if u want 2 know the answer plz read my previous comment again! ...& Can I ask u the same question?? I really want 2 know ur beliefs ^^

  • @tami199177 Greetings:) My beliefs?? Well, I´m an Atheist so I don´t really have a "belief". I get what you are meaning it´s just that many are calling for respect for their religious beliefs, while felling completely free to critize and hate on non-believers like myself..

  • I've got my opinions. But I'm smart enough to know that some opinions are best kept to ones self.

  • LOL, this dipshit can't fucking spell. Go die.

  • Then why do priest rape little boys?

  • Why do priests rape little boys ?

  • laughing at the dumb cunt below me.. 

  • I think this type of Bible reader can better be held far from sharp objects and high buildings when the "happiness" his Bible gives him becomes too overwelming.

  • U ARE GAY SCUM HAHAHA

  • but the bible didnt say no man is not allowed to penetrate another man's anal cavity :)

    so basically u are gay

  • Don't say 'Thank you, Jesus.' He didn't die for the likes of your kind, so don't acknowledge him.

  • @zithium lol your kind? and if you didnt spot the satire your a retard as well as a bigot. have a nice day moron

  • @allways28 I didn't even watch the video; I simply commented off the title. What kind of satire goes into the making of this video anyway? What a horrible sense of humor.

  • @zithium right..you didn't watch the video, but you quoted the last line.

  • @dhaddox I did the classic beginning - middle - end fast forward. Just to get the main idea.

  • @zithium Too bad you didn't invest 32 seconds to watch the whole thing and avoid looking like a stupid fuckwit.

  • @dhaddox Yeah; I'm the one who looks like a moron. Haha, just get outta here.

  • @zithium

    Shut up!

    Jesus loves everyone.

    The Old Testament is wrong, influenced by the social feeling of the time.

    Jesus said "only those without sin may throw the first stone" so leave the homosexuals alone, they cannot help it - God made them that way.

  • There nothing wrong with being gay. The bible is in error about this. The bible is screwed up; written by men who had no true concept of anything.

    People who follow the bible, word for word are cowardly, lazy fools.

    You have a brain - use it.

    Religion requires one to lie to one's self. Religion is comforting and crippling. Step away from that sad, twisted book.

  • you might not be gay... but you are a faggot

  • Fake and gay ha ha get gay

    Its funny because he said he wasnt

  • man,you just reminded me of Mr G from summerheights high. you sure your not an ex alter boy? great video mate

  • haahahahah

  • ... It says you can't sleep with another man. Doesn't say don't be gay. Besides you can't help being gay.(I am unsure if this vid is real or not).

  • So if the law says you are not allowed to murder, and you go murder someone....that still makes you a murderer....same fucking principle you fag. Yes you are gay.

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  • This is hilarious <3

  • What, you're not allowed to be happy(gay)?

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  • well if ur not gay then y did u have an orgasum at the end of the video

  • don't cry about it you silly little pussy, go suck a cock maybe you'll feel better

  • In the old testament... but would you try to operate a new appliance with an Old manual?

  • @codedword13

    the new testament is also old. hmm.

  • You are merely posessed a not uncommon occurence

  • LOL! This video (small as it may be) made me want to hug you ..... i dont know why....

  • FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID GAY... THING

  • I have been, unfortunately, raised catholic. Forced into belief by my baptism as an infant. Now, being 13, im starting to doubt the existence of a God. My parents try to force me to believe that i know what happens after we die. When after all i don't. You don't. None of us do. So in my catholic school I've been forced to go to, I dread religion class. I dread the teachers rambles of heaven and hell. After all God was made by humans. NOT vice versa.

  • @WarZeroProductions "Being 13, i'm starting to doubt the existence of a God". Trying to figure this all out at 13 must be very tough. I only realised I was completely atheist at the age of 45! Trust your own instincts & judgement regarding religion and remember that when someone else tries to tell you how to run your life, be it the government, society or religious institutions,  their advice is usually intended to benefit them, not you. Your parents mean well, so try to keep the peace.

  • @bytee1 Oh drat WZP, he goes around telling everyone he's deprived (whatever that means).

    It must be very thought to realize that you're not living in North Korea, mhm, I agree.. just "depressing."

  • @bytee1 dude, im a catholic, and i think you made a really sound comment there

  • @bytee1 Well said.

  • "THIS IS SATIRE: Im not gay..."

    Thats what they all say before they start cleaning out their closet.

    You can't be gay, Jesus cured you. ROFLMAO

  • Propaganda, but...thumbs up.

  • LOL

  • you're gay if you were born that way. you can say you aren't gay because the bible says so all you want, but God loves gays and straights!

  • @grandtheftauto5588 1. this is satire, means its not real. 2. actually god hates gays. it says so in the bible. and 3. I hope you whernt serius

  • @FiremanLouvier 1. i'm completely serious, 2. if Gog hated gays, they wouldn't exist, and 3. homosexuality isn't a sin. look it up on youtube. there will be a bunch of gay guys that will tell you that they didn't choose to be that way.

  • @grandtheftauto5588 I like what you did there. you did the number thing too lol. but anyway I would like to point out i'm NOT gay bashing. I'm an athiest and I pray to FSM that religion will die. Youtube can say anything it wants to. Yes I know gay people didn't choose to be and I'm glad you understand that.

    Leviticus 20:13

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

  • gosh you are gay

  • THANK YOU JAYZIZ

  • so i think jesus its a fucking jew and chirstanis dont like teh jews but you worship the king of the jew you are the biggest fucking retards the world has seen you contradict your slef and are the biggest fucking hippocrits ever go fucking die so the rest of us dont have to live with your ignorance

  • LOL... I love it, clever. Keep them coming.

  • i dont say nothin about two bitches gettin it on!

  • hey man, don't cry, Jesus and God will still love you if you are homosexual, though I am not saying your gay, . If people start picken on you or callen you names, ignore them, kay? Donchu worry, you will always be loved by god and jesus no matter what :)

  • Being gay is nothing to cry over.

    Whether you're gay, straight, or bi, Jesus doesn't care. He's going to love you for who you are.

    I am Jewish, and with my studies in Hebrew, I know that the verse you read (Leviticus 18:22) was directed towards the Levites. Hence, LEVITicus.

    Whatever your sexuality, don't think that Jesus won't love you. Believe it or not, I somewhat have a bit of sympathy for you. Just remember that your savior is gonna love you no matter what you do, so just listen to Him.

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  • Umm... the bible's a lie. See, I'm atheist, and, the bible is just fake. They're just stories written by some 1st century hypocrite. Think about it. It'll become clear and you will see that he wasn't real. Neither was Jesus, or any of those people. Just think about it. Do you think that some guy could walk on water or create the Universe? No. It just isn't real. It's Scientifically impossible.

  • @xXEmoGirlzRockXx Most of us know that and I believe the bible was written in the 4th century not the 1st.

  • @ShadowSea666 he didn't say that dumbass

  • wow so if god did allow you you would be gay????

  • What's with the invasion of devoted christians here? You guys shouldn't be watching these videos and waste time you could be using to bully homosexuals and teach your kids that gays are dangerous and are trying to take over the world, so must be killed on side, preferably using stones or anything as painful. Geez, you could have been working on a gay rehab group to heal these sick people that weren't born gay but made a choice to get all that crap after they made a pact with Satan...

  • Love your videos mate, this one seems to have flown over the heads of the herd though...lol.

  • @1god1jesus- It's OK if you're gay, you big silly. Go on with yourself and be as gay as a jaybird. You are special and sweet and you know it!

  • maybe it was a typo...

    just kidding

  • I pity the fool who thinks the creator of the universe (if there is one) takes offense for something consenting adults do while naked. It denotes a profound ignorance and dogmatic indoctrination. 

  • It troubles me that despite all the advances in knowledge we have now discrediting and exposing the impossibilities of the Bible stories, People still base their lives on a book written by middle eastern peasants. I mean once you look at it in that context it all becomes very clear. I mean the stoning, the treatment of slaves, the superiority of men, the age of the universe, the ark, gays, the stars, etc. Be honest and recognize that its just BS. Very unimpressive for omniscience, dont ya think?

  • The Bible is just fucking fucked;

    I mean, have you read that thing?

    This is the 21st Century...Get Real!

  • @wakygee have you read it? all? i can guarantee you haven't. so do some intense reading and research and soul searching. then you are allowed to say that

  • @penultimatefate Why do people like you asume that atheists just haven't heard "the good news" yet ?

    Did it every occurr to you that most of them are just as familiar with christianity as you are (and have simply rejected it as an emptry fable) ?

    Anyone growing up in America has had that shit constantly rammed down their throats their entire life.

    Apperantly your self esteem is conected to trolling you tube for your imaginary "god". Why not just let "him" tell us ?

  • @atheistrage im not saying you havent heard the "good news" im just saying that you act like you know what every single christian person is thinking, and you dont

  • @penultimatefate Ok, that's a valid point.

    But I know what "most" them are thinking because they're always telling me. It's hard to walk though downtown Ogden without some feeble minded individual making and unsolicted attempt at conversion, and they always say the same thing.

    Moreover, I'm familiar with christian dogma. So, I know what they are supposed to be thinking.

  • @penultimatefate

    Yes, I've read it.

    You should read the Koran and do some soul searching.

  • Here's a fun bible verse.

    Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

  • Well.....slap my ass and butter my biscuits (or cross buns)

  • These comments are hilarious lol. I don't know if I come to watch the satire or the Christfags getting all butthurt.

  • fuckin gay fagget, go do something better in life & have a 3som with ur mam and sister.

  • i will be submitting this to tosh.o

  • Jesus was gay ! He "joined" with his 12 apostles to form the first 13 man chain.

  • @atheistrage yea,then Jesus taught the disciples all to 'solicit' (Jews invented solicitation,Jesus learned it in India),and that it was easier to solicit when you convince the people you are the bringer of truth,orthodoxy and order.And its even easier if you write it down so you have recourse,but mostly so you can tell the people its all a message from a supernatural god-king.Then the people actually feel obligated to give to you,your the bringer of orthodoxy and they have peace of mind now.

  • @PAULOcbi I don't disagree with any of that (although I haven't necessarily reseached all those specific claims myself).

    Basically, the holy bable is a load of ignorant bovine excroment.

    So, fuck chirst, evangelicals, FOX "news", Sarah Palin, "God", the holy spirit, and the bible too.

  • @atheistrage dont worry its just all dogma to back up the NewTestament.I doubt Jesus even existed.The NewTestament is based on the book Isiah from JewishTanakh.The Hebrew for Isiah is Yeshayahu which means means "salvation".Christ is the bringer of salvation.lol.Tanakh is the only original 'social contract" NewTest and Koran are redactions of Tanakh which is just Jewish folk stories of conventional morality and mono-theism and laws of order written to galvanize the scattered Jews waaay back.

  • @PAULOcbi Well, I don't (necessarly) claim jizzum christ never existed. I think the holy bably probably consists of 10% history and 90% cow shit.

    However anyone who literally believes in Noah's magic ark, Eve & the talking snake, or that "god" spontaneously made man out of dirt 6,000 year ago is an ignorant fuck tard.

  • @atheistrage yea well of 6 billion folks on Earth only about 90 million have a post-secondary education and enuff analytical and empirical faculties to seperate facts from dogma,or they just lack the mental capacity at all to function in a universe with an unknown origin,too many questions for them,they dont sleep, and they dont even have the faculties to go to a library and answer at least most of the facts concerning the universe so they could get a nights sleep without ???????? fucktards lol

  • @PAULOcbi Have you watched the "debate" between Richard Dawkins & that ignorant creationist shit bag Wendy Wright (who wants to teach kids "intellegent design" instead of science)?

    Its easily found here on you tube and shows just how fucking stupid these evangelical fuck tards are.

    I imagine that you've seen the movie "jesus camp". Sadly, I think that film shows just what a lot of these christian/conservative Americans believe.

  • @atheistrage no I usually get my info from the library you should read 'MappingTheHumanGenome" by SteveOlsen and "TheBellCurve" by Richard Herrnstein.Great knowledge.Gday rager

  • @PAULOcbi Yeah, (when I have more time) I'll try to check some of that out (probably online). The public library is only about 1/2 mile from my house.

    Science is a fasinating subject. But even a middle schoole understanding of geology, astronomy, and biology basically debunks all the creation myths in the bible.

    I think religious people (some of whom actually have a brain) just have to much of an emotional investment in their bat shit to look at the world realistically.