The Splendid Chaps Of The Military

[DemePoole]

Fuh-king hilarious! Wave after wave of cowardice! LOLOLOL!!!

[iamestrella]

"Killing things is illegal to Jesus." Best sentence EVAR!

[Airfighte13]

Also a Military may have allies in which a country may find a friend who also wants to seek peace through guns and bombs. such can be seen between the great alliance between America and Brittain.......

[MacNutz2]

Brilliant, as always. I remember watching war time propaganda and movie shorts like these in the fifties at theatres. These a great send ups of the style

[alaskaflynn]

He "none" instead of "USA".

[marque27]

LMAO..."install a pope"

Your choice of words is hilarious. Keep it up!

[KL0098]

I also want a carefully chiseled piece of stone in my honor!

[VoyagerFan101]

"Illegal to Jesus" = Favorite line ever.

[jarvis911]

I was going to write a quote here but i couldn't pick one

[Myieek]

@jarvis911 quote fail...

[JAMamation]

SPLENDID video

[jayzaro]

Killing things is Illegal to jesus Lmao

[CanadaIndieFilm]

You must have visited Arizona.

[beadyslay]

"Somewhere in between" comment made me laugh so hard :D

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

military intelligence protects us from imaginary communists, peaceful protesters, wikileaks and people watching videos such as this on the web... so who's gonna protect us from the mafia and religious extremists...?

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

the military is an extremely lethal fighting force (as long as the enemy are not fighting back)...

[randomMissus]

foreigninity!!! haha! a most witty and sardonic brand of humour. love it!

[14NarutoKyuubi]

THIS IS GOING TOO FAR!!! Who am I kidding GO FARTHER!!!!

[evmoneyTV]

This is fantastic! I'm glad I found you.

[dananddanfilms]

"rising levels of foreignness" - I lol'd at that and much else besides. Very good.

[anthonylancer]

well the ratio of likes to dislikes is more than 500:1

better delete your video and quit youtube

[MisterSharp]

@anthonylancer I shall give it a week. If the ratio is unchanged then you have my word sir that I shall walk out to a remote location and choke myself on the Scottish flag!

[anthonylancer]

@MisterSharp I love you

[kento141]

@MisterSharp Man you would be a perfect narrator of a comedic movie

[Myieek]

@MisterSharp hahah your video's are the best xD I LOVE THEM!

[sanman312]

Needs to sound a bit more... british. Otherwise its really really good

[j3r3my464]

i was hoping to see the united states in this 

[HolyXerxes]

*Fork and Picture of the Queen* Priceless!!

[superfish0012]

well...soldiers don't always get respect here in the USA because of gays and hippies.****message to all hippies and gays**** STAY IN THE CLOSET...I REPEAT...STAY IN THE CLOSET.

[LeopardstreamAtLarge]

@superfish0012 nope.avi

[epicman15]

looks like a hooded force of terror, a rapper, and divina macall saw this vid.

[kaimietis156]

Keep it up and maybe one day the will less stupid people.Because satire will save the world

[Nazgath]

So awesome, what I laughed at the pope in the box. xD

[drcrank]

Bully for you, lad! A tip top film.

[Reip187]

Looks like you are slowly getting more viewers. Just a matter of time :).

[Tercerokun]

great video mistersharp , keep the good work :)

[Soadrock132]

Lol! this is my favorite so far!

[toasterhead91]

Great video... Thanks, and keep 'em coming =D

[Animatiotron]

brilliant! :D

[UNF0RGIVE]

Hmm jesus hates killing without uniform...

Makes sense eh

[dakoneko]

The two people who didn't like this are idiots. :(

[robindejong1993]

genius

[oldvision]

love your choice of words

[masic88]

i'm going to borrow "social malady," if you'd not mind?

[MisterSharp]

@masic88 Use it if you wish sir, I don't own the words and i find it better than the vulgar alternatives! :)

[masic88]

@MisterSharp cheers, my good sir!

perhaps i may promulgate its employ.

(i can utilize the Military for such a purpose.)

[Kiphus]

@MisterSharp Hello good sir, I would like to ask you if your character that is used in every video like this, (the man at 0:13 in the video) is based off of Vault Boy from Fallout games. It seems when I see him he reminds me of Vault Boy, anyway, keep up the fine videos sir!

[MisterSharp]

@Kiphus This is something I hear quite a lot my good man, and the short answer is 'no' although I'm sure they draw from the same influences so in a broader way maybe 'yes'. I got the idea from watching various black and white infomercials and commercials and came up with what you see before you, I have no doubt that the makers of Fallout did the same.

[MisterSharp]

...don't forget to show your admiration for Thaddeus Cheesecake on Facebook...he does so appreciate the support.

[silverhawkroman]

Oh MisterSharp, why are thee so awesome?

[BagoGarde]

1:08

"war is no place for our soldiers "

lol @ the Irony!

[AutFaciam]

Just great.

[0o0dead0o0]

hehe once again awesome!

[eeli1]

I can count on you for both humor and logic. Thanks for being sane in this crazy world. haha :)

[MisterSharp]

@eeli1 Thank you sir. Though I fear that 'sane' is a subjective term ;)

[MisterSharp]

@eeli1 I do beg your pardon! Thank you MADAM....what a faux-pas :S

[eeli1]

@MisterSharp Actually I am a sir haha. Just a bit androgynous, no worries though. :)

[ArtmasterL]

@MisterSharp i have one question regarding the ratio of deaths 500-1...do you mean 500 dead English chaps or foreigners...and might i say this video was''cricket'' as you wold say,i hope to see more videos like yours on this intellectually rather dull site...ones again i apologies for any spelling mistakes :D

[MisterSharp]

@ArtmasterL I mean 500 foreign deaths. It seems that one soldier being killed these days in an outrage, whereas 200 years ago that would have been classed as an overwhleming success...and might I thank you sir for taking the time to watch and comment.

[MisterSharp]

@Mhabalzizhari Indeed sir, they tried their best but we managed to fight the blighters off!

[bradmanthethird]

You shouldn't belittle the ottawa treaty, It's saved millions of civillian lives and is on the whole a great success.

[MisterSharp]

@bradmanthethird Indeed sir, and I salute it....this video is not belittling it. I am merely pointing out how ridiculous it is that it's ok to shoot somebody dead in wartime, but blinding or maiming them is considered inhumane.

[Marm4lade]

I can't believe this video appeared in my sub box the morning I got called for army sorting. I love your stuff and hope to see more great videos!

[MisterSharp]

@Marm4lade Good luck to you sir in your career and I hope you avoid many of the mishaps portrayed herein. It's an honour to serve your country, whichever country that may be! And thank you for watching :)

[jlwh2009]

another great video as always

[TheTraveler327]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!

[macnutz]

Beautiful, thanks for posting

[dacreator123]

jesus supports war!!!! now i can serial kill as long as im wearing camouflage

[metaldiabolos86]

man you are great jajaja, this is not my favorite video but is really good, and in general all your videos are great jajajaja keep doing that amazing work!

[ColoradoRanger]

wow talk about unsubscribing to this idiot

[MisterSharp]

@ColoradoRanger Care to take a joke sir?.....no? Oh well, maybe next time....toodle pip!

[DarkestDiary]

You are amazing.

[burnzgotshot]

Mr Sharp never fails to make me laugh.

[Thehouseoffail]

Sounds like the USA Military. In fact the only difference between the two is that Americans are willing to shoot back.... with bigger guns.

[candyluber1]

YOU ARE THE GREATEST MAN EVER!!!!!!!

[MisterSharp]

@candyluber1 A statement which I am unable to verify, but which I cannot also dismiss ;)

[sharpy82295]

so true hehheeeheee

[kjb86]

WIN....................as usual.

[MisterSharp]

@kjb86 I thank you sir :)

[xklusivguy]

MisterSharp needs to get way more subscribers.. His brand of humor is much better than many other top youtubers out there...

[MisterSharp]

@xklusivguy I thank you sir for your kind words

[momohubo]

@MisterSharp I love your vids SO MUCH! THEY ARE SO EPIC! The style is just perfection! Thank you for your existance!

[nakorbluerider]

@xklusivguy Agreed... the word needs to get out on this channel, these vids are great. :) Me, I'm off to spam my friends with this vid now. :P

[MisterSharp]

@nakorbluerider to both you and @momohubo, thank you sirs, thank you muchly :)

[00cm]

@xklusivguy A couple of breast/ass implants would quickly fix that!

[thefamouscommenter]

Now I really want to see a british soldier try to stop people by stealing sugar with a fork and a picture of a queen...hours and hours of enterntainment! (did i spell that right?)

[MrBrinks]

0 people are... oh.

Your videos are that good.

[MisterSharp]

@MrBrinks Give it time dear fellow, I'm sure somebody will take umbrage eventually ;)

[imgordonfreeman]

@MisterSharp and thats what im for muahahahaha! jk jk

[MrBrinks]

@MisterSharp It appears as though you're right, and that some dastardly rapscallion has indeed decided to dislike your video. To this miscreant I say - you... bastard!

[goober4502]

@MisterSharp ahh... someone just did. 

[MisterSharp]

@goober4502 Indeed, I'm sure I know the fellow and he has happily laughed at others, but seems perturbed whenever the military is mentioned...

[DontStopBelieving145]

Satire at it's best. Thank you MisterSharp

[MisterSharp]

@DontStopBelieving145 No, Thank YOU sir for watching

[Bishop1293]

whats wrong with their ballz at 2:00 ?

[TheSchimmi]

@Bishop1293 He fucked a prostitute from the country his military was invading and got an STD.

[Championj21]

love it

[Haradin32]

ha! excellent!

[XxheartlessAngelxX]

lol funny

[helloskyguy]

Excellent. xD <3!

[NoobZandwich]

"Killing things is illegal to Jesus, unless of course you are wearing a uniform."

I love you.

[thunderbird5898]

I love your videos

[thunderbird5898]

I love your videos

[AxEsSsSsRulezZZ]

i <3 theese

[YamahaFs1e]

Another splendid, informative piece. Bravo!

[batmanofni]

These videos are great, well done.

[medizer]

Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the waves!

[mmr11027]

No, not the voting females! Someone must save us!

I like your version of how the military was formed. This would have made history class much more fun.