Peanut Butter Disproves the Theory of Evolution

[MadMaxxieXD]

lol, I always get baffled by how incredibly stupid these hyper-Christians are... Believe what you want but please just keep your mouth closed about it, it's tiring hearing these idiots say stuff like this and stand there all proud of themselves thinking they just made a good point that will convert everyone not realizing how amazingly dumb they are...

[LatencyProblem]

I cannot begin to comprehend the amount of fail on this video...

[GodKillerAtheist]

The first sentence in this video is wrong. That has nothing to do with evolution. I think Cretards are too stupid to even know that they're talking about abiogenesis. Man this video fails right out the door. LOL Guess that's why it's one of Atheists Favorites..if the chance of evolution is like 10 to the 100 power than the chance of a god-thing is even less since a god-thing is said to be the ultimate therefore god-thingy would be the ultimate least chance.

[TrailerParkUnicorn]

@GodKillerAtheist great name

[38Gaucho]

Yes, because evolutionists believe that life spontaneously generated in premordial packaged foods.

[bvwatcher2]

WTF is this idiot on about? Utter nonsense.

[corkbender]

This "engineer" guy is a kook. This is as bad as banana man.

[fatcat2939]

Thumbs up if you find this twat hilarious......

[Antimidation]

93 people laughed their asses off and actually liked this Poe.

[Antimidation]

Strawman! What a completely dishonest or utterly ignorant man. Complete nonsense.

[shabido1]

Holy nutty Peter Pan Batman! He's right. I've never found life in my nutty butter spread! god did do it after all!

[CrimsonVoid]

Fucking hilarious!

[bradjbourgeois73]

Ha! This is too funny!

[bikeridingpinko]

It would have been cool if at 0.56 a friggen Velociraptor came out and ate his face. that would have got a thumbs up from me.

[scotttebben]

Why does Creationism require lies to support it's 'truth', if indeed it's claims were factually true and not just the wishful thinking of delusional, ignorant, gullible fools?

[scotttebben]

"Atheism is the act of resistance against religious insanity and the preservation of the unwashed brain." -Scott Tebben

[bb1televator]

The video fails from the start!

"Energy plus matter...occasionally create new life."

Nowhere in any respectable science outlet is such a stupid equation upheld as part of evolution. if you fall for this, congratulations, you fail at spotting a straw man when it hits you in the face.

[Akira625]

If creationism is true, then why is it being promoted by either cranks and the scientifically illiterate, and not by competent scientists?

[ofosusam]

why are these creationists so stupid. Food industry depends on what? Man, this guy is an idiot. What college did he attend. Religion is bullshit.

[Dracanic]

I was going to link "read a book" in retort. Some one beat me to it...

[June28July]

0:30

"...by subjecting this to energy..."

*Opens jar, never subjects it to energy*

This guy's an engineer? He can't even follow his own bullshit! So apparently, this 'peanut butter man' character has been opening peanut butter jars hoping to find at least one of two things: life and brains and he hasn't found either!

[MsOneiroi77]

of course if it were crunchy peanut butter we'd all be better off right?. . .

[tonemenolc]

This man has obviously never met Mr. Peanut. And he's real. I know, because I have faith.

[lubermanl]

The early earth was basically just a sealed jar of peanut butter, sounds reasonable.

[andyfromsheldon]

Note to theists: you cannot prove the existence of God using food. Ray Comfort couldn't do it using a banana, this douche cannot do it using peanut butter.

[WildwoodClaire1]

Oh good. I've been preparing a "greatest creatard hits" compilation, featuring the most ludicrous creationist arguments ever presented on YT, and I was missing "Peanut Butter Man." Thanks for preserving the moment! Chuck never fails to raise gales of laughter.

[Arcexey]

@WildwoodClaire1 Do you think he knows what he is peddling is bullshit, or that he really does believe?

[38Gaucho]

I do not say this lightly: This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

Scientific equivalent of the Chewbacca Defense.

[38Gaucho]

Our entire food industry rests on the fact that LIFE DOES NOT SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE WITHIN PACKED FOODS?!?

[38Gaucho]

Yeah, why doesn't a REAL squirrel pop out of my skippy jar? SCIENCE.

[erokNV]

fucking peanut butter always getting struck by lightening and extreme pressure

[Eliot12391]

retards this is abiogenisis not evolution. anyways life wouldnt spring up from peanut butter

[frobie54]

I urge you people to resist the juicy temptation this idiocy provides to stereotype all Christians as morons who buy into this. I'm Christian and I'm laughing.

[edpeterson1]

Wait, that's the theory of evolution? Then why did my teacher tell me something else?

[stultznasty]

sofa king we todd ed

[maggot1111666]

That's not the theory of evolution, that is the big bang theory.

[yahooman2009]

Way to go Peanut Butter Man!

[Fishingbirb]

This man has brain damage, what a completely rediculose analogy ,to believe this crap you would have a brain of a two year old.

[brownee19]

Evolution takes millions and billions of years...

[scottrwn]

Very scientific. Just like that. In a matter of seconds, he disproved evolution with a jar of peanut butter. I need to get out more ...

[purplemonkey1998]

Wow!!this is so retarded! Evolution is not based on new life forming through combinations of air heat and other basic life needs, but more of a form of adaptations due to a need for of communication, medical needs, and types of change in climate and other things in life. He is more referring to the Big Bang Theory in the way he speaks of new life forming.I'm 13 and know more than this idiot off the top of my head.

[thommytaranto]

It's sealed and has preservatives in it, dumb ass

[stupendousface]

hahahaha if he opened that shit and a mouse came running out i would have fucking died laughing

[ImMichaelTaylor]

The peanut butter didn't produce any oceans, continents, volcanoes, weather systems, atmosphere, lightening, cosmic rays, or UV either.

Neither does it weigh five point nine billion trillion tonnes, or exist for billions of years.

[RottenMaggot1231]

@ImMichaelTaylor No, but could you imagine...

[Bluecowry]

An Engineer is not qualified to talk about biology, period.

[scstraus]

Just wait about 100 million years like how long it took to evolve us and I'm sure you will find something.

[JosephSamaveda]

bacteria=life



[yurianne07]

u know Y??? cuz there is no jelly!!

[gavdaman87]

Ahahah 'christian science'

[khorneboy888]

Well I'm convinced, where do I sign up?

[itsdirtydecember]

Christians are fucking retarded...

[mrcampbellsoupc]

Peanut butter is not alive! Are these people mentally challenged!?

[ILD2014]

I like how in the corner it says "on knees for Jesus". I thought fundamentalists were against gays...

[billyb0nks]

lol wth thast amazing

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[cooliobob19]

i am embarrassed to those who presented this man with an engineering title

[GuitarHall]

Enemies of science. Promoters of ignorance. Controllers. Authoritarians. Christians.

[YogiDMT]

OnKneesforJesus4 you are a fucking idiot!!!!

[DarkSideofOZ]

The ignorance and retardation in this video is dumbfounding. I think my IQ dropped from having watched it...BRB gonna go watch some Neil deGrasse Tyson videos to try and recover my mindset.

[v0rtic]

I think I just lost 10 IQ points

[ONHoutreach11]

WOW the first sentence of this video could not be more wrong. First off, Evolution does not explain the ORIGINS of life. It only explains the way in which life inherits certain traits based upon natural selection.

[bkershaccount]

there is no logic to this argument. it's flawed in more ways than i care to count.

[2lasiiJAkuppi]

What a deep thinker. His analyses and capability is immaculate!

[goodpanda627]

It's really people like this man who give us Christians a bad name... What a stupid video.

[swaring]

nut butter.

[Thatsawipe]

The seal was already broken, they took the new life out before recording the video.

[babiesmakinbabies]

@Thatsawipe fuck that made me laugh

[Arcexey]

@Thatsawipe yeah it was already broken. Because you just know these idiots preopened it juuuuuuuuusstttt in case.....

[shabido1]

@Thatsawipe LOL, you are right, there was probably a chipmunk in there. They've stooped to a new low.

[NinkasiDelight]

wut

[BassdrumBlaster]

So does that mean the Wine/Champagne industry prove that evolution exists?

[nickkanakis]

a billion experiments a year ??

[TiffanyTwisted92]

Someone! Take a SS of this comment and post it on reddit for karma.

[saM21785]

Man.. This guy is so dumb.. It's so sad

[St4r8uck]

Kids, this is what happens when you don't pay attention in Biology class!

[MrLabratic]

I find this flattering

[Guide2win]

Great title.

[chessonmyshirt]

This is Christian propaganda.

What's most depressing is how easily a child could fall for this.

[EndzNz]

I know evolution to be true. My mother was a pineapple

[chessonmyshirt]

This HAS to be some sort of satire comedy video.

I will not believe people are this stupid.

[kah3l]

How can someones brain function like that... I mean how do these people put their pants on in the morning?

[Kravennn]

I bought a McDonalds and found new life in my happy meal, it was a mouse.

[LenartS]

What? Are you retarded? You don't even know the basics about evolution?

[cocotazo]

WWJD - What Would Jelly Do

[JNRoDz]

What, huh, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[EarlZMoade]

Can't tell if satire, or Christian.

[blizzard424]

Hahahaha

[Nova5005able]

It's science.

[Bottlenecksify]

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

[Arkwell88]

Reddit laughs at you sir

[dopeboyhero]

He should have put the jar of peanut butter down, looked at the camera and said, "You know, you guys are not paying me enough to be this fucking retarded" But...he's serious. He's actually that retarded. This was painful to watch.

[bvssvni]

Show me a microscopic image of the peanut butter before and after. Then we'll talk.

[ret016]

people can be stupid...

[113399]

I think this guy is right, no way organisms can evolve into such a stupid being that believes it can disprove theories using peanut butter.

[MrGrant1986]

I don't want to play anymore

[TheLazarussLedd]

I belived in this, than I took arrow to the knee.

[icarus187]

let there be derp.

[MrAnalogAnarchy]

This is dumb. Really, really dumb.

[pianerjoe]

wow....

lmao

[itsthatguyagainr]

such things make me sad

[DesGardius88]

This is disgusting and insulting, I wanna smash his fucking grinning face

[RobertVsMars]

@DesGardius88 what a christian thing to say!!

[DesGardius88]

@RobertVsMars He's insulting centuries of science and generations of scientists, it's a bit different than me poking fun at people building their lives and sense of morality around a fucking fairytale book

[suez00]

Engineer and author.....wow

[BillyL6]

genius

[boogiewithstewz]

Fuck this video.

[nchs09]

The video is obviously uploaded for the lulz -- so calm down and have some lulz

[PhotonicDoctor]

Stupid little man.

[nulldotslashdotcom]

Is this clown even allowed to be out in public?

Somewhere a handler at a mental institution is saying "Where's Chuck? Last I saw him running outside in his Diapers with a jar of Peanut Butter"

[Dakukobura]

Bible says that God makes life. I don't see God making new kinds of animals every day.

God disproven.

[HappyGoPinkish]

WHY do stupid people not know they're stupid? What the fvckity fvck. PEANUT BUTTER DUDE? REALLY?

I wish people who make commentary on science actually KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT SCIENCE. Moron.

[MoonlightShadow456]

Christians are stupid.

[ferante]

@MoonlightShadow456 You're stupid for branding the entirety of Christendom as accepting this man's idea. Much like how some stupid people think that all Asians suck at driving. You're idea is as sound and intelligent as saying all Asians are bad drivers, I hope you're proud of yourself.

[DesGardius88]

@ferante It's a tenet, it's in their holy book. It's safe to say that the majority of christians believe this man

[MentalForIt]

@ferante Christians are stupid is not the same as asians are bad drivers, you get the choice to be a christian, you dont get the choice to be asian. He and i are perfectly within our rights to believe your decision to be christian is a stupid one, much the same as you can continue to believe in what i think is christian nonsense. But thats different from believing that you are stupid through and through, maybe christianity is stupid is a more appropriate phrasing.

[GodKillerAtheist]

@MentalForIt LOL did some stupid christian try to play that dumb ass "being against christians is racist" Card. Man those guys got to be some stupid fuckers because if that logic actually made sense then it would work likewise for them being against Atheists. The funny part is the bible supports racism just read Romans. Memorizing the book of Romans is a requirement for membership in the KKK.

[FFXGuitar]

@MoonlightShadow456 Nope, just him, and a select few.

[ElectrumShiv]

..Seems legit.

[protectthehuman]

If you were to watch longer: "The idea came to me while feeding my dog peanut butter off my balls"

[mfentruck]

This man was an engineer? fucking shit balls

[Darcoth]

Legitimate argument?

Nope. Chuck Missler.

[Cyanidekoolaid616]

peanut butter = invisible man in the sky!? OK that proof enough for me durrrp

[wideosvatcher]

lol old people......well at least they give doctors and nurses a job.

[brianhar100]

LOL

[zxzIzxz]

The food industry relies on that evolution is not a fact and, the medical industry relies on that evolution is a fact. Makes sence!

[Cyanidekoolaid616]

billions of experiments with peanut butter

[Nenamorut]

Another ridiculous Christian attempt at justifying a lie and making the unbelievable believable. You FAIL christians, your God is as real as Mickey Mouse or Superman.

[n008r4p3r]

These videos should get put on Comedy Channel.

[dabatjelly]

that's because its sealed for your protection n***a!

[trogdorburninating]

beginning*

[trogdorburninating]

I love the begging: "evolution teaches that energy, such as lightning or heat+matter can occasionally create life". Then it essentially says that A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER HAS THE EXACT SAME CONDITIONS EARTH HAD MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO AND THE FACT THAT NO NEW LIFE GROWS IN THEM AFTER A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME PROVES THAT IT COULD NOT HAPPEN IN MILLIONS OF YEARS OF THOSE CONDITIONS.

[drunkmadash]

You thaught that there was life in that peanutbutter glas???? NOPE just chuck tester!!!!

[Dooba101]

Says "Should find new life inside." So, new life should be spawned from an oxygen limited environment, pressure sealed, and possessing preservatives.

[drunkmadash]

@Dooba101 during the creation of life (first nucleotides-protozoa etc.) the enviroment these steps took place in, completely lackt oxygen (first was produced by cyanobacteria) and was highly acidic... preservatives and an oxygen deprived env. wouldnt stop life "evolving".... place the peanutbutter glass under a permenant influence of energy(heat etc..) and in a couple of million years??? Who knows , maybe???? 

[rayzars]

@Dooba101 and it would be visible to the naked eye that is focused on making a PB&J. Glad to know we have 1 billion scientist checking for new life in the peanut butter every day.

[TyrellTLyles]

lol, wow i think i watched this 5 times to see exactly what he was saying o0 lol...

[TyrellTLyles]

wow.. i'm speechless o0..

[kimanyv]

The sad thing is....I once thought this was logically sound

[TheBrentWoody]

Alright, let me explain. Things that have a "one in a billion chance" Happen ALL the time. Evolution is not that simple. The thing has to mutate, the mutation has to overrule future genes, or that mutant with the same mutation so there is no contest, and they have to be survivable. So, say, you kill them off before they procreate, the mutation does not 'take.' As it were.

As for how 'new life' was made. In that jar of peanut butter, there was microorganisms. *Cough*

[fett1818]

*facepalm*



[thecreepyguy]

Really...

[notmeantforprint]

I can't even begin.... he.... speechless..... such stupidity.... ah fuck it.

[LinusLexfors]

Oh my god this is HILARIOUS! ;D

[OldeAtheist]

It should be apparent by now that creationists are grasping at straws, holding evolutionary biology to a standard of evidence that their own claims can't meet. They seem to think that all they need are two pages of ancient text penned by unknown authors to trump hard, verifiable evidence.

Even if you discredit all the evidence for evolution, you don't win by default. You have to demonstrate, with measurable evidence, that your claims better explain what's going on.

[TheBiAtheist]

Evolution is not abiogenesis.

[retrogamerist]

Are these people stupid?

[Dormantmg]

I have 1 word for him: Mold.

[kaitlynclement]

it's call preservatives... i... can't even.... so blinded by faith it's sad.

[misslola0602]

Is this a joke? No, seriously, is this a joke?

[jcwayne2001]

So many fallacies I don't know where to begin.

[Longboarder140]

we always are encountering new life. not species discoveries, but rather we are able to see the gradual creation of new species via slight genetic changes.

[NeroBaelside13]

What a fucking dumb ass.

[TheSkewedReview]

Considering size is infinite and there's no amount of technology that could allow us to see anything smaller than molecules, atoms, quarks, etc., then who's to say that somewhere, in the smallest portion of a quark, we *aren't* creating universes inside every peanut butter atom? Hmmm? How do we know we aren't a universe created accidentally by some peanut butter manufacturer? This argument is just as, if not more so, valid than this so-called "documentary" analysis.

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[JesusKrispies]

Evolution does not explain and was never intended to explain the origin of the first organism—it explains the process by which complexity and diversity of living beings increase over successive generations. However, even if that first assertion wasn't blatantly, stupidly, intentionally false, the rest of the argument still fails because "new life" would only need to have occurred *once* in the 4.54 billion years the Earth has existed. From there it's just a matter of reproduction.

[TheSkewedReview]

@JesusKrispies I myself am a firm believer in some sort of creator. Who knows if it's a god or some being who created the universe as we know it by some sort of accident. BUT, despite my feelings on the act of creation itself, I can never seem to get die-hard creationists to believe that it's *evolution* that put us where we are today. You make such a good argument, and it's something I need to add to mine. I hope your very poignant remarks aren't just limited to YouTube comments. Got a blog?

[JesusKrispies]

@TheSkewedReview I have no such blog, alas. I'm neither learned nor prolific enough to write about stuff every day and expect anyone to read it, but I thank you for the compliment!

Thing is, though I'm skeptical about the existence of a creator, the concept isn't invalidated by evolution any more than it is by the existence of gravity. I can't for the life of me figure out why some creationists feel so threatened by evolution, as it should have no bearing upon their professed faith.

[TheBrentWoody]

@JesusKrispies It does have a baring. Why? God created the Heavens in the Earth in Seven Days. If that can be proved false (like many other things in the Bible) it incriminates the whole tome.

[JesusKrispies]

@TheBrentWoody I don't agree that it necessarily incriminates anything, other than to suggest that certain elements of it are allegorical at best. As they demonstrably are. When I was still a believer myself, I accepted the parts of the book which I was able to take on faith while also accepting that there are discrepancies between what's presented in those myths and the way the world actually is—and I'd noticed that the same was true of every other creation myth I'd heard (Greek, Norse, etc.).

[rayzars]

@TheBrentWoody

First its "created heavens AND the earth" get pwned

Second if you think this joker actually proved evolution wrong you have almost ZERO understanding of biology.

Third what he is ACTUALLY trying to disprove is spontaneous generation and in doing so disprove evolution.

If you think his reasoning is correct I can explain why he is an idiot and is wrong.

[mfentruck]

@JesusKrispies

Yes we already know that, you are preaching to the choir

[Benzufication]

@JesusKrispies You also have to take into account that practically all life needs complex compounds (found in other life) in order to survive and reproduce. Scientists have been working their hearts out trying to simulate the creation of the first cell, to no avail. Unrelated, he that the food industry collectively has taken over a billion "experiments" a year for over one hundred years. That's a bigger number than 4.54 billion.