CWC'S WASTE-OF-AN-HOUR-EVERYDAY CROSSING

[TheKittiesKilll]

"I do not have a girlfriend, and do you know why? Because every girl I talk to already has a boyfriend."

Silly Chris. That's not the reason at all.

[harizotoh7]

Chris chan should do lets plays.

[SpraxIAKS]

...This is real?

[chaoinspace2]

" I ain't no crummy creep, who lives in trash heeps!" Jesus Christ, I nearly died of laughter when I heard that.

[smile221]

"Rhyme joke". No Chris, just a rhyme. It has to contain humour to be a joke

[dudewutyeah]

He seems so happy the few moments he doesn't wallow in self-pity

[SomeLinedPaper]

That bit with kapp'n...

Just...

Holy shit.

The game knows.

[DitzeeDoo]

What's wrong with the layout of his house? Everything's just piled together.

[TailsFan23]

@DitzeeDoo It's the same as his IRL house.

[TheCaptainLulz]

K, this guy needs to killed with fire a decade ago.

[Colddirector]

I'm sad now, we're never going to have this charmingly naiive Chris back ever again, now all we have is a paranoid resentful tranny who sings about watches.

I think I'm going to cry. :'(

[pockypurse]

High funshilly autism

[albee1000]

"Hey, here's a fun joke ..."

The unbreakable promise that states that whatever Chris says next is guaranteed not to be remotely funny.

[reviewman]

0:48 A shitty one

[SZF123456]

"tell me why i'm stuck as a virgin with rage"

well chris, i can't go past the character limit here but...

[avenged7x1994]

1:56 with transribe audio, Anti-Tumor Matt xD

[Trilithonian]

i realize that transcode audio is in beta but if anything it's a testament to his speech impediment. honestly, turn that shit on

[444Tazer]

I just don't get it man. He makes comic books about children's videogames, he's overweight, drinks his own jizz, how is this guy STILL single!? He should be rolling in the pussy!

[SESdisciple]

3:14 "Glove cock" Hahaha.

[EnkerZero]

When he started singing I burst out in uncontrollable laughter.

I fear I may be retarded now.

[ThePenIsLiquor]

lmao when the frog asks if he has a girlfriend at 2:13

[Allyattackattack]

lol did he call a clock a cock?

[ArbiterThelVadam]

*mutes speakers*

[Athils]

Compared to what he does with the rest of his time every day...

...yeah, I really prefer this lesser atrocity.

[SolidSnakeAC]

My sister is a High Functioning Autistic and she hates this guys guts, and thinks he is one of the creepiest people on the planet.

[CKO92]

@SolidSnakeAC She's in good company with those sentiments. Half the planet hates him.

[PrincessSerenity229]

"I is 21 years old"

>8U

IS

IS

IS!!

[Ricktard1010]

THAT' SO AUTISTIC HOLY FUCK

[AttemptContempt]

keep clicking 1:43

[scales78]

Chris seriously just sits around and watch TV even in a game? why am i surprised at this? i shouldn't be surprised. i thought i was right when i guessed H.F.A meant Huge Fat Ass, but guess not

[elshotaru]

Lol, even kapp'n mocks Chris for being a virgin with rage.

[trustthefungus89]

How does he think EVERY girl has a boyfriend? All you have to do is check one of those online dating sites and see how many single women there are. If he lowered his standards he might have a chance there.

[AHPMB]

@trustthefungus89 Prior to this Chris's dating technique involved walking up to random women in the mall or on UV's campus and just asking, "will you be my girlfriend?" Most of them, unwilling to tell an obvious retard to fuck off just lied about it.

[ferretgeneralken]

After watching like 100 Christian videos I only have one question; WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???!!!!!!!!!

[TheBadShaman]

@ferretgeneralken He suffers from Autism and gloats how he is a high functioning one. Can't say he's doing anything wrong, I mean there are smart people in the world who gloat about being smart and are still total dumbass'. Get me? Trust me, I know some high functioning autistic folk, and they behave better than Chris.

[Joe35983]

Just watching this gives me a headache

[SnakeBigBoss24]

" i had a Glow cock-- i had a Glow Clock" lol

[videogamenostalgia]

'I am an artist as well as a poet'

0_0

[HappyBeer11]

Damn how long did it take for this guy to win the game????

[TatsunoKoori]

@HappyBeer11 you don't win at Animal Crossing.... it is a never ending game.... it is a virtual life game, where death is never present.... it is the very definition of limbo...

[boitahaki]

retarded game

[SuperRex104]

High functioning autistic my ass.

[StaticPokemon]

dear god his animal crossing house looks just like his real house

full of nintendo related shit from floor to ceiling with no room to move

it's terrifying how exact it is, really.

[EltBerserker]

oh god, he has dial up.... no wonder why he doesn't upload 100000 videos of his life at a time.... thank jesus

[TK17000]

@EltBerserker

He had dial-up. He obviously switched to broadband later or he wouldn't be able to connect his PS3 to the internet.

[DukeNukem2020]

@EltBerserker He has broadband, he's just too retarded to know what the limit is, also too lazy to load more than 2 or 3 at a time.

[ZharekRaldeesh]

I have Asperger's and even I hate the shit out of him.

[KopperNeoman]

@ZharekRaldeesh We all do. We ALL do.

[Killerthewolfdog]

@ZharekRaldeesh Same

[countrybluegrass]

3:16

CWC had a glow cock

[mekanopsis1]

ah why is this so cool?

[TheMrNamefag]

"Why am I stuck as a virgin with rage."

Pondered the twenty-eight year old whilst scratching crusted semen out of his pubic hair with his greasy hands.

[soilwork121]

All I have to say is...WHAT....THE....FUCK.

[erockpatton]

fuck what a train wreck

[SHlNOBl3]

5:00 so he was playing animal crossing to teach people about autism?

[darkgomugomu]

wow he even wastes his life in ANIMAL CROSSING.

[AndonutsJeff]

THAT'S A CUTE JOKE~~

[sqwrrlta31stest]

Lol "Glow-cock."

[link000000]

H.F.A means Im "Hi fun-shelly aww-tisk-dick!" That what I am "kumquat-shelly aww-tisk-dick! You got dat?

[link000000]

This makes me wanna kick a baby in hopes it wont ever become someone like him..

[MusicTrackers]

Didn't he win a contest for this? How did someobdy else not win!?

[Kellox17]

why did i watch this piece of video shit?

[Gg66dolphin]

our tax money is going toward THIS?

[link000000]

@Gg66dolphin sad I know...

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

Glow cock OH HO HO

[snes101]

Random-access humour at its finest.

[ufofreak1947]

poor chris :(

[FSinWCR]

Lickin' Ze Coconut?

[FSinWCR]

He's ruined Animal Crossing for me.

[keyburrito]

I take a social skill class where the majority of the participants are HFA or have Assburgers.

Chris Chan is neither of those things. If he had that much sense he wouldn't have fed trolls continuously for several years. In my honest opinion he's just an attention whore.

[Zeldakitteh]

@keyburrito Asperger, not Assburger. =1

[keyburrito]

I know what it's called, I have it. >=|

[SZF123456]

a virgin with rage? oh my fucking god, maybe if you grew up and slimmed down a bit or i don't know, GO OUTSIDE you might get one

[Turtley999]

HFA = HOLY. FUCKING. ASSBURGERS. Seriously, your suppose to play that game with friends and family. He's raped that game to death.

[Thahksis]

I used to like this game. Used to.

[evilass334]

what a no life..

[MarkTheMagnificent]

3:15

"Glow cock".

[GreatNegus]

I sat through this piece of ear raping horse shit to find out that HFA means "high functioning autistic"?

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----

[thedancemetaltwins]

I used to get real bored of AC REAL fast and didn't understand what type of people would play for so long....

now i know.

[Ashkihyena]

Just don't play it in long periods, trust me, when I play, I usually play for a few minutes, cause yeah, play to long and you're definitly right, it gets boring.

[thedancemetaltwins]

@Ashkihyena

I'd play for half an hour about everyday day until i got bored of it and then I'd pick it up again a couple months later. I just don't have the patience of paying off a loan and collecting furniture.

[Ashkihyena]

Yeah, trust me, neither did I, but some how or another, I managed to get my house payed off on one of them.

It took forever, let me tell you what.

[Shadoboy]

@Ashkihyena And to give you an idea, Chris has payed his house on at least 4 characters.

[Ashkihyena]

Yeah, that goes to show that he has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ay to much time on his hands.

[GodzillaCO]

Fuck you Chris you're ruining my favorite game

[JacobTails123]

"Sonic heroes should be a GC exclusive coz PS2 and Xbox suck"

GRR THAN DAMN HEXBOX AND.....wait

HE DIDN'T LIKE THE PS2 BUT HE FUCKED THE PS3

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

GLOWCOCK

[Shadoboy]

No Chris, Sonee and Rosey are not cuties. They are horrible abortions and sins aganist nature.

[supergamma2010]

bad jokes!

[pocky94]

chris chan did one of the stupidest things you can possibly do on the internet

going on the internet and saying your a virgin

[vivitheg]

nah, i think chris has done way stupider

WAYYYYY STUPIDER

[CalebJimmy]

@vivitheg yeah, he also gave us his address

[Setates]

what do you guys think is the stupidest thing Chris Chan has done?

[10191927]

@Setates I agree. But I guess when he made this a few years ago, it showed just how pathetic he was at his age, and just how pathetic his life really is. Videos like these that Chris made, shows just how completely absorbed into his own reality he really is, and just seals himself off from the world like a plauge. But fortunately reality is always there, ready to crash down around him.

[Kalenos]

@vivitheg Like fucking a blow up doll? lulz.

[RealCreatorOfSonichu]

@pocky94 yeah drinking semen isn't nearly as dumb lol

[pocky94]

@RealCreatorOfSonichu and that

[ToruKun1]

I guess Chris-chan can't comprehend the idea that a woman might LIE and just SAY she has a boyfriend to keep him from harassing her.

...Don't think even that would deter him, though.

[slitor]

i want to hurt you

[FruityYoshi]

2:13 oh the irony

[metalshadowoverlord]

"Excuse me a moment, I got an itch in my eye...and it;s an aaaaantique!" XD

[imtripping23]

NINTANDOH

[SatanicCod]

2:08

--I ain't no crummy creep

--Who lives in trash heaps!

I LOL'd!

[eviltaniwha]

I love how he says he had a "Glove cock"

[Gamewitzer]

Typing that long-ass letter at 00:41 took at least two hours with the GC pad.

[BobChandIer]

NOW IM REALLY FUCKN CUTTIN IT DOWN

[Braindeadevilash]

You sure HFA doesn't stand for Huge Fucking Asshole?

[dykyo]

0:24

why?

[raymoohackuray]

One of the many Chris-chan life lessons: when your real life is fucked up, you can always become a sociopath and live in a shitty virtual one.

[razetora]

tunnit subbit zibbit....the fish exhibit.

[Desuchan101]

I just discovered that Sonichu and Rosechu can evolve. Thank you for making this video.

[AkatsukiMario]

His singing kills me

[SSJBardockRaditz]

NIN TEN DOH AND EYE IS 21 YEAS OALD

[NulixFTW]

I can't ever see this guy accomplishing anything ever. I'm serious. His life is fucked forever.

[Spaghettiiiiiiiiiiii]

''I am an artist, as well as a poet.''

The world shattered, fire and rock spew out of the land.

The Apocolypse

is

near

[Kluddraider]

glove cock?

[cooleds]

"i'll see you later minty.. your a sweety" FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[fman40000]

I never watched Sanfrod and son before but knowing that Chris likes it makes me want to avoid it.

[deathweaselx86]

But there's niggos on Sanford and son...

[fman40000]

"high FUNCTIONALY autism".

Face palm.

[samuelchristmas]

If all his videos were edited as snappily as this CWC might actually be pretty entertaining. Funny stuff.

[DarkLink9393]

I bet half of the girls he asked out only said that they had a boyfriend so that Chris Chan wouldn't stalk them.

[M3646]

Girls say they have a boyfriend when you broadcast too much interest in them. Chris' methods are "Walk up to stranger, ask them out"

[hidetolove]

fuck that was funny

[fman40000]

"I don't have a girlfriend ya know why"

Because your a 27 year old seman drinking, homofobic, racsist, sexist, autistic sonic and pokemon fanboy?

[M3646]

Good summary, but try shortening it to "loser"

[fman40000]

loser dosen't barely vaguely begin to describe Chris Chan. Infact I don't think theres a word in existince to describe him.

[DarkfireDraco]

i feel...almost as if i've been tortured somehow.

my chest hurts a little after watching this.

[AxelSoul]

"High Functualy Austistic"

[joesmomisdead]

2:12 FTW.

[bok1bok3]

ORALLY FLASHING

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

kumquatually alltistic?

[JenkNekro]

"Well.

Haha, good joke!"

Dude, really?

[Tomslucky7]

lmao

[Koolkitties]

OMG that hat is terrible.

[ubahquiet]

Okay, I went to the CWCVille Library account and watched the full hour of this. I had an epic convulsion out of sheer RAEG afterwards.

[GHSkid]

can you tell me were to find this? i want more reasons to hate him.

[ubahquiet]

The CWCVille Library account here on Youtube, search for it.

[FuriousThoughts]

Glove cock...

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

essbass and playstation 2

[Silverthumb]

He's got a glove cock in his basement

[kuaieq]

NIN TEN DOUGH

[BrickSteiner]

CWC makes it rhyme every time. Prodigy lost, dun.

[ShivelMoKivel]

Did he say Glove Cock?

[BrickSteiner]

The pain is good...

[ApricotSpecific]

His singing annoys me more than Kapp'n's.

[Joroshira]

5:01

Yes Chris, you CAN do alot of things, useful things, but instead you decide to waste what potential you had when you emerged out of the crusty AIDS-ridden vagina of your mother Snorlax.

The only thing that keeps God from ending your life is that you give us such lulz, your a worse train wreck then Britney a year or two back.

JUUUULAAY

[fluorophoric]

and i is 21 years old.

[goodkitty19]

Your the reason why my kids are not aloud to use the internet.

[vivitheg]

you're the reason why you're not the english teacher for my kids

[hellmasterx]

you're the reason i lol this night :3

[PerimiterMandate]

You win :3

[PerimiterMandate]

you're the reason why you're still a virgin

[1amsm1th]

he didnt record this, he just put it up

[pwnageking5]

Glove cock.

[TimeDawg]

Rhyme joke.

[stabslice]

tunetzibbit, the fishetzibbit.

[hugboxx]

That's what I am, Hi Funshenilly Autim

[hugboxx]

I AM AN ARTIST AS WELL AS A POET

[Dkostuj2]

I MAKE A RHYME EVERY TIME

[hugboxx]

NEED A CUTE GIRL MY AGE

[SchedeenIndeed]

Rhyme joke!

[Armageddon0]

"I ain't no crummy creep."

Oh the irony.

[PeterVescro]

"Glow-cock- glow cLock"

[frostytheaussie]

3:18

"glow cock"

[sephiroth97]

rhyme joke.

[frostytheaussie]

rage

[Kelarre653]

H.F.A = Holy Fucking Ass.

[Matthawk12]

poor CWC... he has gone completely stupidly dumb

[stabslice]

well. god I hate that joke