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The title of this video is irrelevant. Instead of nameing the video for how to win at slot machines (which nothing in this video has anything relevance with the title) it should've been named "Why to stay away from slow machines".
@BaoIam Well actually in this, and some of my more updated slot machine videos, we really do look at some ways to win at slots. The main point of this video, is that you are a slot winner if you don't play them at all since, they are programed in favor of the house. If you do play them, you are destined to lose.
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u said the same thing over and over for 8 minutes. all you needed to say was the machine is pre programed, the slot machine will never lose money, and only say its not random ONCE
I used to have one in my bedroom as a teen, mine also had three settings on % of what it took, but as a fail safe i disconnected the jackpot tube, so if a friend dropped lucky and hit jackpot he still lost haha
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Let me school you! All slots are ran by a RANDOM number jen. Just as it sounds RANDOM! I have been working on slots for 15yrs. Next time you want to talk down a industry you might want to learn about it!!! This guy has no clue how they run. for one only his cheap japan made game lets you choose 1-6 WTH? a real slot you would have to insert a key chip to change the PAR. Regarless of the par they are still controlled by a RANDOM number generator. You have now been schooled!!!!
That Slot Machine he has sells for less than $100.00, it's a piece of shit from Japan and he is full of shit, slots are nothing more than a computer the casino sets the odds in the machine from 88% to 95% and if you play long enough you will lose, I have sold slots for 30 years.
You keep saying its not random and its pre-programmed, that is an assumption, I work with slot machines and I can assure you they are random. True that they have a percentage payout (86% - 96% is about normal) but this is over a period of MONTHS not each day or each week. AND only dishonest providers will set percentages lower or install fixed machines. Reputable providers will always be open and honest and provide all relevant information regarding percentages.
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Pachinko is a whole lot worse. Not only is pachinko a game of probability with the steel balls but also the fact that modern ones use digital slot machines to determine if you win or not(likely not). To even roll the slots you have to make the balls go in the open slot which the probability is likely 1 out of 20 balls. I've seen many old geezers lose and others who use the "hyena" style of playing. Did I mention pachinko is the only form of legal gambling in Japan?
@TheP1mple ummmmm.... sorry if this sounds rude but he said in the video that they arnt random and they pay off a certain amount at programned intervels (sorry for terrible spelling)
@livlovelaughsthree LOL its all good...I was just joking cause of him stating so much that they arent random...was just kidding lol...and dont sweat the spelling...mine aint perfect either
easy way to win a slot machine, get a few rolls of metal slugs that weigh the same as a quarter, youll win, you may lose money buying the slugs but eventually, itll pay off
@sprinkledTwinkie Weight is not important.. it should be from the same metal as a real coin. Or at least it should have the same magnetic profile. The CC16 coin comparitor (mostly used in SM) checks the magnetic profile of the inserted coin.
b.s. ive won thousands it's timing which can be random ,hit and run on slots dont dump all your money into one machine....wait till the morning when every one dumped there money into to the hot areas!!!!
I have played slots for a while, not for earning money, but just for fun. If you want to win at slots you should find a "crowded" casino and try there. I have won sometimes 50 to 100 bucks from 2 to 10 dollars, i agree it's just basic luck, but slots are not useless, if you can afford to lose money, slots are a very good time passer.
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i worked on a casino for 2 months, slot machines are sucsesfull cause of all the supersticious people! i saw all kinds of rituals and stuff that even get imitated like rubing the touch screen lol, or the "tecnic" of watch over a machine that is losing and then take over the machine... still not efective technic XD.
even the computer blackjack was fixed to get one certain amount of incomes.
the only TRUE winning at slots is sittin next to a badlucked slut XD.
Some machines can and do get out of whack, like when we put a new machine on the floor and it hits a big jackpot right away. We then check the PAR sheets and pay tables to make sure that the math is correct (I am a gaming analyst at a casino). Then just wait for bayes law to take effect.
THis guy is FULL OF IT. Slot machines do NOT pay off after they have collected a certain amount of money. They never get PRIMED to win. He MAY have seen a slot machine hit more than one jackpot but this is BOUND TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY. There are some exceptions in some US jurisdictions but they are few and far between.
@larryresick The government regulates how much a slot machine has to pay out over a certain period of time - usually in the low 90's precentage of every dollar it takes in. That precludes total randomness.
Just because the payout rate is set doesn't mean the process isn't random. It is. For instance a coin will flip heads 50% of the time ON AVERAGE.Does that mean each flip is not random? Of course it is. Same with slots. A slot machined designed to hit a jackpot once every 55,000 spins ON AVERAGE may hit twice in a row and not again for another 400,000 spins. Each spin is a random event produced by a random number generator.The jackpot is equally likely to hit on the very next spin.
@larryresick Good point! Actually, I almost added "unless the machines' random odds (collectively) are equal to the prescribed government regulation," which I was assuming they aren't. But, maybe they are! In other words, I was assuming the "2-sided coin" (simplified machine) was programmed to land "heads up" (casino win) 92 percent of the time, rather than 50 percent, but maybe the "coin" really just has 92 sides (in favor of the casino) for every 100 sides (in favor of the player).
@larryresick However, the machines (or at least some of them) would still be ready to pay out after a certain point, in the same way the law of averages dictates a flipped coin flipped thousands of times will eventually come up heads about 50 percent of the time. (Law of higher numbers)
@PlaceSoFarAwayThe 100 sided coin is a good way of looking at it. The govt regs are enforced per machine though, not for a floor average. Machines are never "ready to pay out." They cant be, by law, because the state stipulates that each player must have the same chance of winning on each spin. So, in your scenario, if a jackpot hit early in a cycle,(rather than later, as you describe) the machine would essentially be dead until the next 55k spins ( or whatever). The state won't allow this.
@larryresick Interesting - I wasn't sure if it was per machine or for the machines as a whole. Also, I messed up the coin analogy, but you understood what I meant. From what I've seen, the casinos have different pay-out rates. If this is true, wouldn't that mean that the casino can basically "set" the odds on the "coin' (within an approved range)? And if THAT'S true, while the coin "flip" might still be "random" is it still random in a meaninful way? That is, every real coin we flip (more)
@PlaceSoFarAway is ALWAYS 50/50. If the casino can say, no, this coin is 51/49, or 49/51, or 60/40, (or whatever the law will allow within a range), doesn't that mean, YES, my "flip" results are "random" but ONLY across what they prescribe. Not to mention the fact a coin is much more clear-cut than the slot machine odds, which the casinos like us being fuzzy on, naturally. Haha... you got me thinking about all this crazy stuff.
@PlaceSoFarAway Yeah I knew what you meant...more like a 100-sided die with 54 sides for the house and 46 for the player. In our jurisdiction we are allowed to set the hold rates anywhere from 85%-95% per machine. These rates are based on machines with cycles of over 10,000 with a 90% confidence level. Every spin decided by a RNG (random number generator) and yes it is random. Also hold rates are usually varied by denom...95% for $5 machines, down to 85% for pennies. $1=92%, 0.25=90%, etc.
@PlaceSoFarAway Some machines can and do get out of whack, like when we put a new machine on the floor and it hits a big jackpot right away. We then check the PAR sheets and pay tables to make sure that the math is correct (I am a gaming analyst at a casino). Then just wait for bayes law to take effect.
@BeanMeister22 hehe, but nice explenation, i will now never use a slot machine in my life :D
But what i ask myself is, when i press the button, it stops instantly, if it would roll a bit more wouldn't the human eye see the slag diffrence? Although the spinning of the slots can go so fast the the human eye may not see the diffrence... it really bothers me
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Awwww I should have seen this before I went to the casino today haha. I wanted to try gambling today cause I got 50 bucks with my new card and 5 bucks promo ticket at Hurrahs :D I played 15 and got 5 back. I'm happy I now know not to play these haha
Show up for the subsidized meals, enjoy the subsidized dinner shows, watch the idiots lose thousands while doing strange useless mystic rituals, taunt the idiots by saying
'Dude... you lost $3,500 bucks... your system failed you...'
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@stevenabb For the most part, the days of free drinks and meals are just about over in Vegas. Even the low priced meals on the strip, are very rare these days. But I truly do like the idea of taunting the losers on the slot machines, except these days, if you say the wrong thing to the wrong person...well, you know what I mean :)
@fergiebear Excellent point! So unless you have a key to the slot machine, there is no way to win, unless you simply don't play them. By not playing them you will most certainly end up with more money in your pocket at the end of the night, and that makes you a winner.
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gambling is a loosing venture. the odds are always in the houses favour. even games like poker and blackjack, at the highest skill levels the odds are still marginally in the houses favour. the only way to tip those odds is to cheat. Without cheating and risking injury or prison, the only way to win for sure is to play on the favoured side: buy a casino.
@erbalistful - Wrong, you can win if you show up for the subsidized meals and dinner shows. Also, if they give out bait coupons like "Free drink with $15 of chips for $10 " play ONLY those chips for 1 hand, while getting a free drink then cash out... As for the gambling entertainment... What is more fun than going up to distraught players and saying " Darn, you lost $4,000 dollars! I noticed you where playing a system right?... I guess your feel really stupid now for losing your money... "
can you explain it better cause im confused...i think that your saying that the machines are pre programmed and are not random and you can't win. I always win when i have a free whiskey in my hand and free refills.
@milkywaycenter Idiot? I'm sorry that you are not smart enough to get the point of this video. The only way that you are going to win, is if you are the House, and hold the keys.
@BeanMeister22 Yes Idiot...How to Win at Slot Machines should say How NOT to win at slots....maybe your not and idiot your smart...good way to bait and switch for hits on You Tube.
@BeanMeister22 yes you can set up the pay out rates from 0-100% DEPENDING ON THE BET( you can also set the max bet and min Bet. the best way to win is to max bet IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT . but there is also a RNG (Random Number Generator) wich once you press play ect. the machine has already choosen the symbols, plays, and pays. you have the same chance to win lets say a $3000 jackpot. if you change the bet higher or lower the jackpot ammount will change if you hit the same jackpot. again
@BeanMeister22 yes you can set up the pay out rates from 0-100% DEPENDING ON THE BET( you can also set the max bet and min Bet. the best way to win is to max bet IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT . but there is also a RNG (Random Number Generator) wich once you press play ect. the machine has already choosen the symbols, plays, and pays. you have the same chance to win lets say a $3000 jackpot. if you change the bet higher or lower the jackpot ammount will change if you hit the same jackpot. again
@BeanMeister22( sry about the dubble post) and to continue. if some one had just left the machine after winning the $3000 jackpot, and some one else came a played it and won nothing then they were not lucky but if the keep playing they could winn a little less or a lot more but the fact is that your showing an older modle of machine that isnt used much any more in casinos wich newer machines emploment the RNG. also it looks like that machine could be an IGT (international Game Technology)
@BeanMeister22 Hey Beanbrain...I think we all understand that the house ALWAYS wins at ever game...even on the sports book. So thanks for the misleading title "How to win at Slots" Looking for sponsership are we?
@milkywaycenter First off there is no reason for you to be rude here. There is nothing misleading about this title, because the only REAL way you can be sure to win, is to not play them at all. Do you agree that if you leave a casino with less money than you came with, that you would call it a losing night? So anytime you leave with the same amount of money, or more money than you came with, it's a winning night.
Sponsership? I'm pretty sure this is not the message that casinos want to hear.
Casinospiel ist immer mit System, das was ich gewinne verliert ein anderer. Permanentes Gewinnen gibts nicht oder ist so selten wie der Jackpot. Aber man trotzdem auch mit kleinen Einsätzen ziemlich gute Gewinne machen!!!!!!!!!!!!
@BeanMeister22 as you said, if the machine is full of money, it is programmed to cash out. Meaning you can play on a machine that is nearly full and your chancess are bigger to win.
@lakkinator That was the case with some of the older machines, but it takes thousands of dollars to fill a machine like that, and the casino would just keep emptying them out so they never got full. Those types of machines are very rare these days, so that really should not be part of your winning plan.
There not programed to pay at certain intervals... they ARE random there is no limit as to when u will win or not no money amount has to be put in for it to pay out
Back in 1998, IGT, a manufacturer of slot machines, debuted their new Vision style slot machines. I played these machines and usually won. In fact, from 1998-2005, I have made at least $180,000 playing these machines. And that is a net income figure. I haven't gone to any casinos since 2008, because all the casinos have removed these slot machines. It's a futile attempt to win on any slot machines nowadays because you will lose. Trust Me.
@TheShamusofSlots.....con't. I know focus on the amenities offered at the casinos and spend less time on slots. I come home feeling I got something back for the money I spent and don't come home depressed at the money I lost! I am on a fixed income and cannot afford to lose like that! I was trying to win alot of money because I'm in debt with student loans, etc. I don't just go there for fun...I go to win big!
@TheShamusofSlots. At least if your spend money on a boat, vacation, or a car....You get something valuable for your money spent. A boat and a car you can sell, traveling gives you memories of sites you may never see. Slots are fun to a point, but, when the money is gone, it's gone...nothing tangible left. The probability of getting it back is not good. People all have priorities on how they spend their money. In my experience it can be very wasteful...so I quit spending as much on slots and fo
Although I agree that slot machines are a poor way to gamble, to say it isn't luck to win at them is ridiculous. It's TOTALLY luck that determines when an individual wins.
Ok,are programmed,that I knew from the start.But someone is going to lose 100$ in the machine,why can`t you say the chance to win is bigger?Because it is.If you are not crazy about it and you play for fun you will only go with little money and wait till you think it could be ok ;)
I went to the casino, it was like 6 of us. The casino is clearly not for me. People there are so superficial. So we were at this slot machine and we using 1 bills, and every time we would win we would cash out. We would be cashing out winning $.50 or a dollar at times. We were so loud and excited though that as soon as we were to live people would almost run to seat at those machines, only to loose a lot of money. The way I see it, slot machines are fan to play but I dont expect to win.
@SpyderRios As long as you had fun, that's all that really matters. The big problem with slots, is that some people think they can win, and they long since stopped having fun. Someone once asked me, "What's the best machine to play at a casino?" I told them the change machine. At least I always break even on that one; one dollar in, and four quarters out :)
90 % LMAO get your facts str8 pal in new jersey they are guaranteed 18% over the whole floor which is governed by the state ! 18% is a ton when your talking millions per day pumped in ! FOR every 10 k winner theres 100,000 $ lost
in vegaes each house has differnt % I have won at slots every year 1000's in one day started with $150 playing 5 cent and 2 cent machines !
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DeaCaan 2 days ago
The title of this video is irrelevant. Instead of nameing the video for how to win at slot machines (which nothing in this video has anything relevance with the title) it should've been named "Why to stay away from slow machines".
BaoIam 4 days ago
@BaoIam Well actually in this, and some of my more updated slot machine videos, we really do look at some ways to win at slots. The main point of this video, is that you are a slot winner if you don't play them at all since, they are programed in favor of the house. If you do play them, you are destined to lose.
BeanMeister22 3 hours ago
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blackjacksecretcode 5 days ago
Are slot machines pre-programmed?
shano2581 5 days ago
@shano2581 yea
therhythmslave1 5 days ago
u said the same thing over and over for 8 minutes. all you needed to say was the machine is pre programed, the slot machine will never lose money, and only say its not random ONCE
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NUDNICK111 6 days ago
In the end guys there's only one winner and thats the government
NUDNICK111 6 days ago
I used to have one in my bedroom as a teen, mine also had three settings on % of what it took, but as a fail safe i disconnected the jackpot tube, so if a friend dropped lucky and hit jackpot he still lost haha
NUDNICK111 6 days ago
who's paid you to say that slot machine is not RANDOM??
ThomasMon12 1 week ago
Lol 69 percent
MetroPlayer25 1 week ago
where can you buy these + the price?
lantz8660 1 week ago
well you just dont want me to play because you want all the money
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Yeah but you do have control! Because as soon as you hit the button it stops... So basically its upto you to get all 3
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germagic2 1 week ago
I been playing that for 10yrs..it is just robbery
robins1818 1 week ago
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TheBaseballchamp97 1 week ago
Let me school you! All slots are ran by a RANDOM number jen. Just as it sounds RANDOM! I have been working on slots for 15yrs. Next time you want to talk down a industry you might want to learn about it!!! This guy has no clue how they run. for one only his cheap japan made game lets you choose 1-6 WTH? a real slot you would have to insert a key chip to change the PAR. Regarless of the par they are still controlled by a RANDOM number generator. You have now been schooled!!!!
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why the waste of time !!? i mean you can say everything in just 3 min
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ResiFan91 2 weeks ago
That Slot Machine he has sells for less than $100.00, it's a piece of shit from Japan and he is full of shit, slots are nothing more than a computer the casino sets the odds in the machine from 88% to 95% and if you play long enough you will lose, I have sold slots for 30 years.
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I tink these things are not random o.O
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You keep saying its not random and its pre-programmed, that is an assumption, I work with slot machines and I can assure you they are random. True that they have a percentage payout (86% - 96% is about normal) but this is over a period of MONTHS not each day or each week. AND only dishonest providers will set percentages lower or install fixed machines. Reputable providers will always be open and honest and provide all relevant information regarding percentages.
djgeeza 2 weeks ago
WTF am I doing here? I'm 15...
FallenHyroz 3 weeks ago
@FallenHyroz I'm 13.
stefance1 3 weeks ago
Forget it , I'm sure all casino knows how to drain our cash . There is no better way to be rich by slot machine .
kunk2 3 weeks ago
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hebay2 3 weeks ago
Hmm, I think he wants us to know it's pre-programmed and not random...
Brechtazerty 3 weeks ago
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skguy123 3 weeks ago
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TheEarlyPayday 6 days ago
So true but, I'm addicted to those damn slots!!
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MartialDuartist 4 weeks ago
I owned a skill slot as well...totally pre determined. 100% true fact.
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too many percents !
RickEllusionist 1 month ago
Pachinko is a whole lot worse. Not only is pachinko a game of probability with the steel balls but also the fact that modern ones use digital slot machines to determine if you win or not(likely not). To even roll the slots you have to make the balls go in the open slot which the probability is likely 1 out of 20 balls. I've seen many old geezers lose and others who use the "hyena" style of playing. Did I mention pachinko is the only form of legal gambling in Japan?
SheSheAdmirer 1 month ago
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kwan185 1 month ago
Wow... it was a long time since I heard this kind ob bullshit about slot machines :)
I have 15 years of experience as slot technician (not gambler) and I know how those machines works. What this guy says is total bullshit.
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Are slot machines Random?
TheP1mple 1 month ago 11
@TheP1mple I think so... It's not like you can pre-program it or anything.
NoFkU 2 weeks ago
@TheP1mple ummmmm.... sorry if this sounds rude but he said in the video that they arnt random and they pay off a certain amount at programned intervels (sorry for terrible spelling)
livlovelaughsthree 6 days ago
@livlovelaughsthree LOL its all good...I was just joking cause of him stating so much that they arent random...was just kidding lol...and dont sweat the spelling...mine aint perfect either
TheP1mple 5 days ago
easy way to win a slot machine, get a few rolls of metal slugs that weigh the same as a quarter, youll win, you may lose money buying the slugs but eventually, itll pay off
sprinkledTwinkie 1 month ago
@sprinkledTwinkie Weight is not important.. it should be from the same metal as a real coin. Or at least it should have the same magnetic profile. The CC16 coin comparitor (mostly used in SM) checks the magnetic profile of the inserted coin.
Pirmy76 1 month ago
This guy is absolutely, correct!!!!!!!.........
alienspok1 1 month ago
b.s. ive won thousands it's timing which can be random ,hit and run on slots dont dump all your money into one machine....wait till the morning when every one dumped there money into to the hot areas!!!!
mronemanband1 1 month ago
I have played slots for a while, not for earning money, but just for fun. If you want to win at slots you should find a "crowded" casino and try there. I have won sometimes 50 to 100 bucks from 2 to 10 dollars, i agree it's just basic luck, but slots are not useless, if you can afford to lose money, slots are a very good time passer.
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smallpanzer 1 month ago
i worked on a casino for 2 months, slot machines are sucsesfull cause of all the supersticious people! i saw all kinds of rituals and stuff that even get imitated like rubing the touch screen lol, or the "tecnic" of watch over a machine that is losing and then take over the machine... still not efective technic XD.
even the computer blackjack was fixed to get one certain amount of incomes.
the only TRUE winning at slots is sittin next to a badlucked slut XD.
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TheHammertip 1 month ago
so if we want to win we need the key to set the skill level to pay out? shit i need a set of keys!
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markkuruci 1 month ago
Thanks for the info man!
xserd 2 months ago
"Bar, Bar and.... I believe that's a rhinoceros" made me lol pretty hard.
syslogblogger 2 months ago
Nice dude, thanks so much
Zayin1993 2 months ago
progressive slots dont work quite like this though.
and with this machine the pattern does increase your chances!
parisianna87 2 months ago
Man, I just wish he would have said if slot machines are random or not...
clonetriplesix 2 months ago
Some machines can and do get out of whack, like when we put a new machine on the floor and it hits a big jackpot right away. We then check the PAR sheets and pay tables to make sure that the math is correct (I am a gaming analyst at a casino). Then just wait for bayes law to take effect.
larryresick 2 months ago
THis guy is FULL OF IT. Slot machines do NOT pay off after they have collected a certain amount of money. They never get PRIMED to win. He MAY have seen a slot machine hit more than one jackpot but this is BOUND TO HAPPEN RANDOMLY. There are some exceptions in some US jurisdictions but they are few and far between.
larryresick 2 months ago
@larryresick The government regulates how much a slot machine has to pay out over a certain period of time - usually in the low 90's precentage of every dollar it takes in. That precludes total randomness.
PlaceSoFarAway 2 months ago
Just because the payout rate is set doesn't mean the process isn't random. It is. For instance a coin will flip heads 50% of the time ON AVERAGE.Does that mean each flip is not random? Of course it is. Same with slots. A slot machined designed to hit a jackpot once every 55,000 spins ON AVERAGE may hit twice in a row and not again for another 400,000 spins. Each spin is a random event produced by a random number generator.The jackpot is equally likely to hit on the very next spin.
larryresick 2 months ago
@larryresick Good point! Actually, I almost added "unless the machines' random odds (collectively) are equal to the prescribed government regulation," which I was assuming they aren't. But, maybe they are! In other words, I was assuming the "2-sided coin" (simplified machine) was programmed to land "heads up" (casino win) 92 percent of the time, rather than 50 percent, but maybe the "coin" really just has 92 sides (in favor of the casino) for every 100 sides (in favor of the player).
PlaceSoFarAway 2 months ago
@larryresick However, the machines (or at least some of them) would still be ready to pay out after a certain point, in the same way the law of averages dictates a flipped coin flipped thousands of times will eventually come up heads about 50 percent of the time. (Law of higher numbers)
PlaceSoFarAway 2 months ago
@PlaceSoFarAwayThe 100 sided coin is a good way of looking at it. The govt regs are enforced per machine though, not for a floor average. Machines are never "ready to pay out." They cant be, by law, because the state stipulates that each player must have the same chance of winning on each spin. So, in your scenario, if a jackpot hit early in a cycle,(rather than later, as you describe) the machine would essentially be dead until the next 55k spins ( or whatever). The state won't allow this.
larryresick 2 months ago
@larryresick Interesting - I wasn't sure if it was per machine or for the machines as a whole. Also, I messed up the coin analogy, but you understood what I meant. From what I've seen, the casinos have different pay-out rates. If this is true, wouldn't that mean that the casino can basically "set" the odds on the "coin' (within an approved range)? And if THAT'S true, while the coin "flip" might still be "random" is it still random in a meaninful way? That is, every real coin we flip (more)
PlaceSoFarAway 2 months ago
@PlaceSoFarAway is ALWAYS 50/50. If the casino can say, no, this coin is 51/49, or 49/51, or 60/40, (or whatever the law will allow within a range), doesn't that mean, YES, my "flip" results are "random" but ONLY across what they prescribe. Not to mention the fact a coin is much more clear-cut than the slot machine odds, which the casinos like us being fuzzy on, naturally. Haha... you got me thinking about all this crazy stuff.
PlaceSoFarAway 2 months ago
@PlaceSoFarAway Yeah I knew what you meant...more like a 100-sided die with 54 sides for the house and 46 for the player. In our jurisdiction we are allowed to set the hold rates anywhere from 85%-95% per machine. These rates are based on machines with cycles of over 10,000 with a 90% confidence level. Every spin decided by a RNG (random number generator) and yes it is random. Also hold rates are usually varied by denom...95% for $5 machines, down to 85% for pennies. $1=92%, 0.25=90%, etc.
larryresick 2 months ago
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@PlaceSoFarAway Some machines can and do get out of whack, like when we put a new machine on the floor and it hits a big jackpot right away. We then check the PAR sheets and pay tables to make sure that the math is correct (I am a gaming analyst at a casino). Then just wait for bayes law to take effect.
larryresick 2 months ago
Please consider renaming your video.
Thank you for the info.
Now, how do I WIN at slots as you advertised, please?
Ricangal 2 months ago
What's the point of slot machines? It's fun when you hit something cool and the lights flash! hahahaha
mega408 2 months ago
I am just going to casually open the slot machine.
DrQwerty487 2 months ago
Next is how not to get caught.
jopak7 2 months ago
hello my name is JB, damn i lolled instantly, bieber
sawyez 2 months ago 9
@sawyez I get that a lot...but I was JB way before he was :)
BeanMeister22 2 months ago 18
@BeanMeister22 hehe, but nice explenation, i will now never use a slot machine in my life :D
But what i ask myself is, when i press the button, it stops instantly, if it would roll a bit more wouldn't the human eye see the slag diffrence? Although the spinning of the slots can go so fast the the human eye may not see the diffrence... it really bothers me
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markkuruci 1 month ago
@sawyez JB stands for Jack Black, not that kid :)
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SuperLuckyRJ 2 months ago
typical loser face
kflynt2006 2 months ago
Someone takes their "Job" A little too seriously.
YoWassupLA 2 months ago
They know how I bet thats why. Cant not get the 2000.00 but 200.00 everytime
bullisot 2 months ago
Vegas probably wants to kill this guy for exposing them.
TheRealLilGeorgee 2 months ago
Awwww I should have seen this before I went to the casino today haha. I wanted to try gambling today cause I got 50 bucks with my new card and 5 bucks promo ticket at Hurrahs :D I played 15 and got 5 back. I'm happy I now know not to play these haha
Phunkillicious 2 months ago
how funny would it have been if he would have won the jackpot
SL4VE0WNER1904619 2 months ago
dude i was about to say professional gambler? ur a dumbass theres no way to find a way to win at slots its just luck then i watched the video lol
SL4VE0WNER1904619 2 months ago
Pre-programmed? You mean rigged....?
TheGlenoaks818 2 months ago
your so dum
MrLegopoo 2 months ago
does no 1 see how many times the camra cuts off and aback on? lol look at the machine lol if it dont pay he cuts and redoes lol jus take alook
LILJOLP 2 months ago
How am I suppose to do this without being cought
Pharaoh22561 2 months ago
More like Slut Machine
desire890 2 months ago
wow that is good to know eh !
coleiskewl 3 months ago
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casinospielothek 3 months ago
very interesting and educational. i like it
jljarvislee 3 months ago
i just went to the hard rock casino and on my first ever slot in my life i won 160$ :D then i stopped for the night hahahaha
ithrowp00p00 3 months ago
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stevenabb 3 months ago 6
@stevenabb For the most part, the days of free drinks and meals are just about over in Vegas. Even the low priced meals on the strip, are very rare these days. But I truly do like the idea of taunting the losers on the slot machines, except these days, if you say the wrong thing to the wrong person...well, you know what I mean :)
BeanMeister22 3 months ago
Good video but they don't give those keys away in Vegas!!! They only give you your hotel key!!
fergiebear 3 months ago 3
@fergiebear Excellent point! So unless you have a key to the slot machine, there is no way to win, unless you simply don't play them. By not playing them you will most certainly end up with more money in your pocket at the end of the night, and that makes you a winner.
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FreeCashForum 3 months ago
please show me that idiots that think that slot machines are random !
TheBestTravelChanel 3 months ago
@TheBestTravelChanel Unfortunately a quick read through the comments on this video will show a lot of people who still believe they are random.
BeanMeister22 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 , ok :) I just joked... And do you know how slot machines are random in Russia??))
TheBestTravelChanel 3 months ago
Thanks for that nice video now i know that slots are bullshit :)
TarksTV 3 months ago
Just wondering..... Are they pre-programmed? You weren't 100% clear on that....
dzabageo 3 months ago
I've never lost money at slots
ghostmosquito 3 months ago
@ghostmosquito how do you win?
MarijuanaCommunity 3 months ago
having said that i respect JB's choise of proffesion, its glamouros and exiteing but i wouldnt do it
erbalistful 3 months ago
gambling is a loosing venture. the odds are always in the houses favour. even games like poker and blackjack, at the highest skill levels the odds are still marginally in the houses favour. the only way to tip those odds is to cheat. Without cheating and risking injury or prison, the only way to win for sure is to play on the favoured side: buy a casino.
erbalistful 3 months ago
@erbalistful - Wrong, you can win if you show up for the subsidized meals and dinner shows. Also, if they give out bait coupons like "Free drink with $15 of chips for $10 " play ONLY those chips for 1 hand, while getting a free drink then cash out... As for the gambling entertainment... What is more fun than going up to distraught players and saying " Darn, you lost $4,000 dollars! I noticed you where playing a system right?... I guess your feel really stupid now for losing your money... "
stevenabb 3 months ago
i think your lying. im positive its random cause i put in 5 dollars and won 300. and if i leave i won 295 dollars. and i win.......randomly.
superche10 3 months ago
can you explain it better cause im confused...i think that your saying that the machines are pre programmed and are not random and you can't win. I always win when i have a free whiskey in my hand and free refills.
superche10 3 months ago
@superche10 In most US casinos, the days of free drinks are long gone.
BeanMeister22 3 months ago
Is there any that you can control where the drum stops whith out putting the settings to pay offin
RocketJoeAdams 3 months ago
fuck we get it.. its fuckin pre proggrammed
RubiksCuberThug 3 months ago
Pre-programmed.
UAathlete 3 months ago
Great Mr. Wizard now all I need are those 2 keys...idiot
milkywaycenter 3 months ago
@milkywaycenter Idiot? I'm sorry that you are not smart enough to get the point of this video. The only way that you are going to win, is if you are the House, and hold the keys.
BeanMeister22 3 months ago 10
@BeanMeister22 Yes Idiot...How to Win at Slot Machines should say How NOT to win at slots....maybe your not and idiot your smart...good way to bait and switch for hits on You Tube.
milkywaycenter 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 yes you can set up the pay out rates from 0-100% DEPENDING ON THE BET( you can also set the max bet and min Bet. the best way to win is to max bet IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT . but there is also a RNG (Random Number Generator) wich once you press play ect. the machine has already choosen the symbols, plays, and pays. you have the same chance to win lets say a $3000 jackpot. if you change the bet higher or lower the jackpot ammount will change if you hit the same jackpot. again
hockeygoalieisbest 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 yes you can set up the pay out rates from 0-100% DEPENDING ON THE BET( you can also set the max bet and min Bet. the best way to win is to max bet IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT . but there is also a RNG (Random Number Generator) wich once you press play ect. the machine has already choosen the symbols, plays, and pays. you have the same chance to win lets say a $3000 jackpot. if you change the bet higher or lower the jackpot ammount will change if you hit the same jackpot. again
hockeygoalieisbest 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22( sry about the dubble post) and to continue. if some one had just left the machine after winning the $3000 jackpot, and some one else came a played it and won nothing then they were not lucky but if the keep playing they could winn a little less or a lot more but the fact is that your showing an older modle of machine that isnt used much any more in casinos wich newer machines emploment the RNG. also it looks like that machine could be an IGT (international Game Technology)
hockeygoalieisbest 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 Hey Beanbrain...I think we all understand that the house ALWAYS wins at ever game...even on the sports book. So thanks for the misleading title "How to win at Slots" Looking for sponsership are we?
milkywaycenter 3 months ago
@milkywaycenter First off there is no reason for you to be rude here. There is nothing misleading about this title, because the only REAL way you can be sure to win, is to not play them at all. Do you agree that if you leave a casino with less money than you came with, that you would call it a losing night? So anytime you leave with the same amount of money, or more money than you came with, it's a winning night.
Sponsership? I'm pretty sure this is not the message that casinos want to hear.
BeanMeister22 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 Excellent job , my frind have some this machine ...this is my time :D
majerliviu 1 month ago
@milkywaycenter Yeah, you really did miss the point of the video lol.
robinh4 3 months ago
machines make money for people and people make money on cars?
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tonyruless1987 3 months ago
Casinospiel ist immer mit System, das was ich gewinne verliert ein anderer. Permanentes Gewinnen gibts nicht oder ist so selten wie der Jackpot. Aber man trotzdem auch mit kleinen Einsätzen ziemlich gute Gewinne machen!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrCasinowinner 3 months ago
@BeanMeister22 as you said, if the machine is full of money, it is programmed to cash out. Meaning you can play on a machine that is nearly full and your chancess are bigger to win.
lakkinator 3 months ago
@lakkinator That was the case with some of the older machines, but it takes thousands of dollars to fill a machine like that, and the casino would just keep emptying them out so they never got full. Those types of machines are very rare these days, so that really should not be part of your winning plan.
BeanMeister22 3 months ago
Slot Machine's = Cash Lost in'em
RuiGomes43 3 months ago
How To Win : Dont play it :)
varzso24 3 months ago 16
This sounds like a great little system. Have you had good results from this?
PokieReview 3 months ago
There not programed to pay at certain intervals... they ARE random there is no limit as to when u will win or not no money amount has to be put in for it to pay out
Fabian7024 3 months ago
Wait, there are actually people out there that think they can beat the slot machines?
Krakilin0405 3 months ago
Back in 1998, IGT, a manufacturer of slot machines, debuted their new Vision style slot machines. I played these machines and usually won. In fact, from 1998-2005, I have made at least $180,000 playing these machines. And that is a net income figure. I haven't gone to any casinos since 2008, because all the casinos have removed these slot machines. It's a futile attempt to win on any slot machines nowadays because you will lose. Trust Me.
cobalt100 3 months ago
My uncle won a slot machine that was a lot of money he won he went into along trip will i didnt go with him only his own family
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nd3sit 3 months ago
nice..thankyou
NG01Near 3 months ago
only one problem now. all the casinos have tickets now not coins
Handlegrip 3 months ago
I know how you win at slot machines get three matching symbols
charlotte2498 4 months ago
wtf is the skill in peeping blackjack
timotootje 4 months ago
In a matter of fact it's luck.
But as you said it's pre-programmed.
Having people spending tons of money then you randomly walk upon one and win the jackpot as of the payoff would be considered maximum amount of luck.
Really really useful video, thanks :)!
MidnaX92 4 months ago
it would be hilarious as he was filming he got a jackpot
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good video man, thank you for revealing the truth to me and to everyone here (i'm not a gambler i'm 16 ^_^) i just like casino games especialy cards
greatman63 4 months ago
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greatman63 4 months ago
@TheShamusofSlots.....con't. I know focus on the amenities offered at the casinos and spend less time on slots. I come home feeling I got something back for the money I spent and don't come home depressed at the money I lost! I am on a fixed income and cannot afford to lose like that! I was trying to win alot of money because I'm in debt with student loans, etc. I don't just go there for fun...I go to win big!
06junebug 4 months ago
@TheShamusofSlots. At least if your spend money on a boat, vacation, or a car....You get something valuable for your money spent. A boat and a car you can sell, traveling gives you memories of sites you may never see. Slots are fun to a point, but, when the money is gone, it's gone...nothing tangible left. The probability of getting it back is not good. People all have priorities on how they spend their money. In my experience it can be very wasteful...so I quit spending as much on slots and fo
06junebug 4 months ago
Although I agree that slot machines are a poor way to gamble, to say it isn't luck to win at them is ridiculous. It's TOTALLY luck that determines when an individual wins.
rockapellaman 4 months ago
notice at 4:15 that theres already quarters in the machine
ThePrettyBaby123 4 months ago
Ok,are programmed,that I knew from the start.But someone is going to lose 100$ in the machine,why can`t you say the chance to win is bigger?Because it is.If you are not crazy about it and you play for fun you will only go with little money and wait till you think it could be ok ;)
smecheru2 4 months ago
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DulferCarter 4 months ago
I went to the casino, it was like 6 of us. The casino is clearly not for me. People there are so superficial. So we were at this slot machine and we using 1 bills, and every time we would win we would cash out. We would be cashing out winning $.50 or a dollar at times. We were so loud and excited though that as soon as we were to live people would almost run to seat at those machines, only to loose a lot of money. The way I see it, slot machines are fan to play but I dont expect to win.
SpyderRios 4 months ago
@SpyderRios As long as you had fun, that's all that really matters. The big problem with slots, is that some people think they can win, and they long since stopped having fun. Someone once asked me, "What's the best machine to play at a casino?" I told them the change machine. At least I always break even on that one; one dollar in, and four quarters out :)
BeanMeister22 4 months ago
@SpyderRios that is what casinos are ment for (fun)
hockeygoalieisbest 3 months ago
90 % LMAO get your facts str8 pal in new jersey they are guaranteed 18% over the whole floor which is governed by the state ! 18% is a ton when your talking millions per day pumped in ! FOR every 10 k winner theres 100,000 $ lost
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